(12/11/2009) ANNOUNCEMENT: DUE TO ME HAVING MY MID-TERM EXAMS AND AS I HAVE BEEN WORKING NONSTOP ON BOTH "THE (NOT-SO-)BLACK LETTERS" AND "THE WHORE" (AVAILABLE ON ADULTFANFICTION) ALL MY FICS (SEQUELS REGRETTABLY INCLUDED) ARE TEMPORARILY ON HOLD. SORRY!

Hello everybody!

...ME...

Well, I'm Spanish, 19, a crazy girl, and I have the most incredible mood-swings!

I'm usually stamped by furious plot-bunnies while having important exams, aka university entrance examination, final examinations, etc. Which means that, while I'm supposed to be studing hard to get good marks and avoid getting expelled, I'm actually starting tons of stories that will never get anywhere. Funny, hu?

I enjoy writing almost as much as reading, and tend to be too poetic when writing prose (or at least that's what my friends say).

...MY FICS...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I've got the same fic in het version and slash. Take your pick.

1.I Need You Like A Drug: Spike is not your typical vampire. and when another vampire-salyer is sent after him, will she succed or will she find herself trapped in that gaze made of icy fire? songfic (A spanish version of this fic can be found in here./ una versión en español de este fic puede encontrarse aquí)

2. Poison: Spike is not your typical vampire; and when another hunter is sent after him, will he succed or will he find himself trapped in that gaze made of icy fire? songfic COMPLETE, M/M, OC, Oneshot

Harry Potter

HI! JUST WANTED TO SAY A COUPLE OF THINGS ABOUT THE DAMNED SERIES...IT SEEMES I MISSPLACED SOME OF THEM AND I'M HAVING TO REWRITE QUITE A LOT OF THEM, WITH THE HELP OF A NEW BETA SO IT WILL TAKE A WHILE TO HAVE THEM UPDATED...SORRY!

1. The Daily Prophet: Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban charged with murder. The murder of Cedric Diggory. He was, of course, innocent. That was five years ago, and today he's to be released...would you like to read the Daily Prophet's shocking headlines?

2. Slept So Long (Part 1 of The Damned Series): Oneshoot with a little bit of a songfic. Draco Malfoy is standing in the middle of a muggle crowd. Wana guess why?
I've decided to make this into a Serie, using (if I can) all the songs from the soundtrack of Queen of the Damned,and maybe even other songs.

3. System (Part 7 of The Damned Series): Oneshoot with a little bit of a songfic. Harry talks to Hermione and Ron about being Surival. Pre-slash COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot

4. A very special DADA lesson: A very special DADA lesson...who'll be the first to guess "what" the teacher is? Try to find out before any student does! (this same fic can be found in spanish here/ este fic puede encontrarse en español aquí)

5. No Destiny: This is just a drabble...Harry's fed up.He doesn't believe in destiny...and he's going to make sure Dumbledore listens.

6. Parental Advisory: Eleven-year-old Harry Potter is visited by the Headmaster, McGonagall and Snape, who are to introduce him to magic. How could that conversation turn out to be, when Harry has some pretty twisted mind? rated for language. I'm thinking about writting a second chapter to this one...

7. Betrayed: Harry is accused of murder and condemned to Azkban.And even if he dies in that filthy hole,he'll get his revenge on those who backstabbed him. As a specter what remains of his spirit leaves Azkaban with the fall of night to torment those who betrayed him. AU (A spanish version of this fic can be found in here/este fic puede encontrarse en español aquí)

8. The Last Lesson: Harry thinks about his life. He has learnt his lessons, and he reflects about the most important and elusive one, the one he learnt as a six-year-old adult. Slytherin-like!Harry, Gray!Harry AU

9. Just a Lapsus: Harry takes a stroll at night...but he literally crashes into somthing he didn't expect. COMPLETE, M/M, Yaoi, Slash (dont like dont read!) I may write a sequel...not sure yet, though.

10. Redeemer: Songfic. Harry is a vampire. xD While working on The Damned Series this came up. As it doesn't fit there, I put it as a separate story. The thing is, from the 14 songs in "Queen of the Damned"'s soundtrack, this is the only one I din't manage to fit in in the Series. So, I post it separatedly, so you wont think I've forgotten about it =P. COMPLETE, Oneshot.

11. The (Not-So-)Black Letters: Harry sends a surprising letter to Headmaster Dumbledore. He's joined Voldemort. What Dumbledore doesn't understand is why Harry has to keep sending mail...mail that reads itself aloud, nonetheless...during breakfasts...at the Great Hall! A plot bunny bit me. Hard. While I was taking my final exams. Vicious buggers. Should be updated at least once a week, maybe twice.

Supernatural

1. Was it Worth it?: Set in episode 4x16. Castiel only asks Anna one question. Was it worth it? COMPLETE, Oneshot

...I LIKE...

-Harry Potter

I love slash (hum...Harry/Draco, Harry/Voldie, Harry/Lucius, and ocassionally Harry/Severus, as well as some interesting pairings for Fenrir) and completely and utterly hate that barmy old goat people call Dumbledore. I also like fics with Dark!Harry, Grey!Independent! or Powerful!Harry, Betrayal, Time travel, Alternate Dimension and some other AUs. (ok, so I like almost everything slash or without pairing. I read those really good het fics too.)

-Crossovers Buffy the Vampire Slayer//Harry Potter

Spike/Harry, Spike/Draco, Spike/Severus...as I said, I love slash.

-Crossovers Inuyasha//Harry Potter

Inuyasha/Harry, Shessumaru//Harry (funny thing is I only know of Inuyasha by fanfictions I've read, and that's only because of my crazy inuyasha-addict friend)

-Supernatural

I like wincest, and I love Dean/Castiel and Dean/Vessel (vessel as in Castiel's human suit =P)

...QUOTES...

- I find 'good morning' a contridictory of terms.

- No I WONT go to hell! They have a restraining order against me.

- Life isn't passing me by!! It's trying to run me over.

- However said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

- SMILE. it makes people wonder what your up to.

- No, im not weird. Just plotting.

- The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they are telling us to sit down and shut up.

- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

- The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. (Mark Helprin)

- They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!

- If you think things can't get worse you severily lack imagination.

- The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

...RANDOM THOUGHT 1- How to tell if you're a (good) writer...

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. I wonder why I talk to myself so much?)

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word deliver could mean removing someones liver?)

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of critisism.

9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think itd be cool to have A.D.D.

16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.

17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.

18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.

19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/grammar errors.

21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/write fast. REALLY fast.

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

30. And finally, the number one way to tell if youre a good writer: If you failed English 101.

... Or maybe that's just me

...RANDOM THOUGHT 2-I AM THE GIRL ...

--I AM THE GIRL--

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account.

...RANDOM THOUGHT 3-WHY FANFICTION?...

Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK.
Fanfiction. Because 95 percent of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction. Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction. Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction. Because some authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction. Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises!

And that's it!

If you either write the kind of fics I like, or know some good ones, feel free to send me a message!