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since: 01-08-08, id: 1468655, Profile Updated: 01-05-10
country: Australia
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Things You might need to know about me, and for your Safety PAY ATTENTION ! XD

Name: YoH KiRi 。。。余きり

Age: 1000000

FanFic's Monthly

Be happy! I spent most of my afternoon writing all types of story's and re-reading 'the' story and I'm nearly done xPP

Anyway I'll post this really demented one, It was form my Lucy Dumas one story that was for my english h/w and I changed the character to Sakura-chan tell me what you think!

Please and Thankyou!!

Info about ME!!

Fav. Colours: Cherry Blossom Pink, Midnight Black, Galaxy Blue, & Blood Red! YUP STILL LIKE THESE COLORS!

Likes (Thing's/Subjects): Anime, Manga, Yaoi, some Yuri, Hentai (I can't help it ~_~), Computer's (laptop, internet etc...), Book's (Genre: Fantasy, History, Drama etc...).

Dislikes (Every type of things): Shoes (I hate THEM!! Mainly high heels! O.o), Snakes and Spiders (Terrified of them!!X.x), Sci-fi (gomen i just don't get it, any of it! >,

Likes (Food): Chocolate, Brownies, Cookies (Cakes and ALL types of Deserts!!), Pasta (Spaghetti Bolognese etc...), Sushi (Sushi rolls, Tempura, Onigiri, MORE)

Interests (What types of thing's, and such): Languages, Computer Technology, Japanese Culture (Language, History, Food, Sport etc...), Literature (Book's/Novel's), Music and Cooking.

Hobbies (Past time'): Playing Piano or Practising Singing, Cooking desserts, Reading book's, Taking Photos and practicing different types of make-up styles (mainly asian style)

Future Job (Preference/What I want to be.): Linguist, Translator, Author, Editor or a Photographer.

Favourite Anime's

Naruto (Shippuden) ◊◊◊◊◊

Inuyasha ◊◊◊◊◊

Blood + ◊◊◊

Ouran High Host Club ◊◊◊◊

One Piece ◊◊◊◊

Avatar: The Last Air Bender ◊◊◊◊◊

Shakugan no Shana ◊◊◊◊

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni ◊◊◊◊

Red Garden ◊◊◊

Detective School Q ◊◊◊◊

Haibane Renmei ◊◊◊◊

Toradora ◊◊◊◊◊

K-ON! ◊◊◊◊◊

Shugo Chara ◊◊

+ MORE

Favourite Manga's

Vampire Knight ◊◊◊◊◊

Dear School Gang Leader ◊◊◊◊◊

Shiawase Kissa Sanchoume ◊◊◊◊

Red River ◊◊◊◊◊

Wild Ones ◊◊◊

Beast Master ◊◊◊

Bloody Kiss ◊◊◊◊

Bloody Monday ◊◊◊

Beauty Pop ◊◊◊◊◊

Gokusen ◊◊◊◊◊

Tsuki no Shippo ◊◊◊◊◊

Power ◊◊◊◊◊

Kaichou wa Maid-sama! ◊◊◊◊◊

My Heavenly Hockey Club ◊◊◊◊◊

Matsuri Special ◊◊◊◊

Shakugan no Shana ◊◊◊◊◊

Kuroshitsuji ◊◊◊◊◊

Special A ◊◊◊◊

+ MORE


Quotes that I Love.

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be Happy.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Flying is the second hardest thing known to man, landing is the first.

War is easy to start, hard to end and impossible to forget.

“I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.” By: Megan Fox (Believe it or not)


If you HATE stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm Mexican so I must be a slut

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I don't smile often so I must be suicidal

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Mom's Filipino and my dad's German...)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (Mom's Colombian)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (It's too hot!)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Wearing pants?T-shirts? Well gee...)

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, arrogant and ignorant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(FanFics count?)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.(Not every! But 75)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.(What's a mary-sue?)

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I am a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I love ANIME, so I MUST be an obsessed asian freak.

I'm into HENTAI, so I MUST be a pedophile and a sadomasochists.

I love Japan more than My country, so I MUST be racist.

I own a DOG, so I MUST hate cats.

I'm a Cyber Punk, so I MUST be a freak.

I like taking Photos, so I MUST be a Pervert.

I like to collect things, so I MUST be Ancient.

I want/have Piercing', so I MUST be a gang banger.

I want/have Tattoo's, so I MUST be a Rapist and Drug Addict.

If I have a Brother then, I MUST be into INCEST.

If I have a Sister the, I MUST be Doing Her.

If you HATE stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.


Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)


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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile


Other Stuff: (Down Below...)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with it, Yoshikuni-Chiaki2012, IceRose030795 Firerose030795, YoH KiRi


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, Icerose030795 Firerose030795, YoH KiRi


THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin, Hinatakura,
Sakuranata, hinoru14, SassySaku,CommitedToKiba, Icerose030795 Firerose030795, YoH Kiri

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1. 50 Perverted Theme's reviews
Sakura-chan' Whispered Naruto. 'No way.' Thought Sasuke. Jiraiya and Kakashi stood stock still, eye's bulging and both think the same thing is there Innocent little Sakura Haruno not what they thought out to be?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-6-09 - Sakura H.
2. マイリトル磁器人形は、どうやって被るか? reviews
One-Shot. Competition Entry. It is in a Human’s nature to be Mean… “Ino…chan?” Tears started to pour out of her eyes. “Why Ino-chan?” Cold-hearted… “…You FREAK of nature… you deserve worse… You pink haired, green eyed freak of nature!” Full Summery Inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-5-09 - Sakura H. & Sasori - Complete
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