Hi guys!

I took a quiz to see which 'Little Miss' I am. Turns out, I'm Little Miss Sunshine! yay It says I'm bright and optimistic! Teaches you NEVER to listen to quizzes, doesn't it? Me? Optimistic? I can see Valeria laughing at me right now. I am a firm believer in Murphy's Law most of the time, especially when it concerns me. I sound really like Little Miss Sunshine, don't you think? Anyway, i decided to use it as my avatar thingy. Why not?

:D

I used to be normalish, until I met the freaks that I call my friends... not really. I love my friends... to an extent...

Faves...

J.K Rowling

Duh.

J. R. R Tolkien

Yes, he's dead. But he was a great writer. I love the books and films equally. His writing does tend to go on and on a lot but its all worth it for the story, I think. Love the characters SO MUCH!

Catherine MacPhial

Stephanie Meyer

Although I'm another guilty one for loving her books, I can't deny the obvious flaws. I'm not claiming to be better than her or any other writers but the reason I have such a lot to say on this is becuase as a popular author, she influences all who read her books. Some FF authors I have read stories by have used the same way of writing. Argh!!

My main issue is her many, many Mary Sues. Something, I can't accept is that she can't accept that her characters should have flaws.

And her writing style... !!

sniff

Apart from that, I do like her books. Seriously.

Cornelia Funke

Nicola Morgan

Richard Adams

Watership Down. Got to love it. Who else but a genius can make a story about rabbits so great?

Robert Swindels

R. L Stine

etc, etc.

(There are more that I can't remember...)

I can recommend all authors listed as good writers. Or, at least great storytellers.

Fav. Quotes

The ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face... Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“You’ll live Art; you’ll live..., Molly Faith, Piratica III

My mother didn't have a heart; she kept herself alive out of pure spite... Sirius Black

What will come, will come and we'll meet it when it does... Rubeus Hagrid

Forget what we're told, before we get too old... Chasing Cars... Snowpatrol

If you lose hope, somehow you lose the vitality that keeps life moving, you lose that courage to be, that quality that helps you go on in spite of it all. And so today I still have a dream... Martin Luther King

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals... Sirius Black

Yeah, he's nipping off to the chamber of secrets to have a cup of tea with his fanged servant... George Weasely, The Chamber of Secrets

It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more... Albus Dumbledore

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear- not absence of fear... Mark Twain (Heights! Argh!!)

Because the freedom to watch the sunset is worth fighting for... Cassandra, Sleepwalking

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities... Dumbledore

You forgot one very important thing, mate... I’m Captain Jack Sparrow... Jack Sparrow, The Pirates of the Carribean, The Curse of the Black Pearl

So do all who see such times. But that is not for us to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that we are given... Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring

An eye for an eye will make us all blind... Ghandi

Lights will guide you home... Fix You, Coldplay

We are here, not because we are law-breakers; we are here in our efforts to become law-makers... Emmeline Pankhurst

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life... Terry Pratchett

Better to die free than to live slaves… Frederick Douglass

Let them come… King Théoden, The Two Towers

Le abdollen (You're late)… you look terrible… Legolas, The Two Towers

Blame him. He wrote me! ... Dustfinger, InkHeart

Random, but funny:

- A friend would bail you out of jail, a best friend would be sitting in the cell next to you shouting,"That was great! Let's do it again!"

- A good friend is a good egg, even if it's slightly cracked.

- A friend would ask you why you're crying, a best friend already has the shovel to bury the bastard who made you!

-All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

-Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

- I promise you the answer will always be yes unless the answer 'no' is required.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-I do not deny everything.

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

I don't obsess! I think intensely...for a very long time...and i think by discussing with EVERYONE i know...

If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley, from Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is better then being cool put this in your profile

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you are a NevillexLuna shipper and still love it even after JK Rowling said it would never happen, copy this into your profile

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a favourites list longer than 100 copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

“How are you?”

“Fine!”

What Fine really means… (From Italian Job)

F.reaked Out

I.nsecure

N.uerotic

E.motional

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will pick you up when your fall

BEST FRIENDS: Will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

25 Things my Mother taught me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

People With Way Too Much Time on Their Hands and a Pack of Scrabble Letters

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

SUPPOSEDLY IMPORTANT MESSAGE: Sophie will kick me if I don't put her on my profile, so just for the laughs, I won't mention her... anymore than I have just mentioned her. No more.

Seriously now, wow! Serious? Anyway, onto what I was talking about until I rudely interrupted myself, where was I? Right, please, PLEASE tell me if you have a story you like and also please, please, PLEASE, please review my stories if you can be bothered to read them. This is really the only way I can tell what needs changing.

Thanks SO much!

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