Name: Saffra/Glance/Grape Fruit/Shlock/Mock Turtle (take your pick)

Fanfictions in progress: Return of the Copy-Catter Hatter, Beyond the Shattered Looking Glass, Just How True Is It? (soon to come), Holmes in Wonderland (may take a while)

Hobbies/Interests: reading, writing, violin, acting/theatre, dragons, ninjas, alchemists, soccer, filming/editing

Favorite books: The Bible, Sherlock Holmes, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass, Eragon/Eldest, The Hobbit, Inkheart/Inkspell, Watership Down, The Warriors series, Artemis Fowl and anything else by Eoin Colfer, Sherlock Holmes vs. Dracula

Favorite music: rock, classical, broadway-type, nonsense music, parodies (i.e. Wierd Al Yankovic), Celtic

Favorite video games: American McGee's Alice, Kingdom Hearts, Super Smash Brothers, Twilight Princess, Guitar Hero

Favorite anime/manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Case Closed, Ouran High School Host Club, Wolf's Rain, Avatar

Favorite movies/TV shows: Sherlock Holmes, Alice in Wonderland (1999), Adventures in Wonderland, Spirited Away, The Phantom of the Opera almost every Disney Movie, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Scrubs, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report

Favorite plays/stage productions: Murder on the Rerun, You're a Good Man Charlie Brown, We Will Rock You, Avenue Q, Wicked

Friend(s): Lady Stars and Blackflame Alchemist

Pairings I support:

Mad Hatter/March Hare (AIW)

Duchess/Copy-Catter Hatter (AIW)

Sherlock Holmes/Irene Adler (SH)

Dr. Watson/Mary Morstan (SH)

Roy Mustang/Riza Hawkeye (FMA)

Ed/Winry (FMA)

Al/Winry (FMA)

Denny Brosh/Maria Ross (FMA)

Scar/Rose (FMA)

Falman/Schiezka (FMA)

Jimmy/Rachel (Case Closed)

Conan/Amy (Case Closed)

Haruhi/Tamaki (Ouran HSHC)

Hige/Blue (Wolf's Rain)

Hub/Chere (Wolf's Rain)

Bolt/Mittens (Disney's Bolt)

Riku/Namine (Kingdom Hearts)

Aang/Katara (Avatar)

Katara/Zuko (Avatar)

Suki/Sokka (Avatar)

Elliot/Janitor (Scrubs)

Pairings I dislike:

Alice/White Rabbit (AIW)

Alice/Cheshire Cat (AIW)

Sherlock Holmes/Dr. Watson (SH)

Ed/Roy (FMA)

Roy/Maes (FMA)

Hohenheim/Dante (FMA)

Tamaki/Kyouya (Ouran HSHC)

Hikaru/Karu (Ouran HSHC)

Tsume/Toboe (Wolf's Rain)

Sora/Riku (Kingdom Hearts)

Axel/Roxas (Kingdom Hearts)

Roxas/Nimine (Kingdom Hearts)

Zuko/Mai (Avatar)

Pairings I don't really care for but don't necessarily hate:

Alice/Mad Hatter (AIW)

Sherlock Holmes/Violet Smith (SH)

Sora/Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)

Ryan Stiles/Colin Mochrie (WLiiA?)

JD/Elliot (Scrubs)

Favorite quotes:

"Put a helmet on!" -Brad Stine

"Well, I was gonna shoot that guy, but apparently it's illegal now." -Brad Stine

"I tell you the truth." -Jesus

"I miss you, cupcake." GIR from Invader Zim

"Why would the people of Texas vote for you?" "Because I understand barbeque." -Stephen Colbert and Mike Huckabee on the Colbert Report

"Why was there bacon in the soap!" "I made it myself!" Zim and GIR from Invader Zim

"Are you smelling your napkin?" "It's scented. It smells like hand soap." "Let me see... it does!"- me and my cousin

"I was not born to be practical."- me

"Thou hast killed it!"- Shay (Lady Stars)

"That's just how I roll!" -Raven, the Blue-Flame Wolf Alchemist (buddy)

"Tell him there's no way I'm dying before you, you corrupt colenol with a god-complex." -Ed from Full Metal Alchemist

"Hello, Zuko here."- Zuko from Avatar

"You don't like tea? That's like saying you don't like breathing."- Iroh from Avatar

"Holy Moses, the Red Sea is splitting!" I don't know who says it, but it's funny.

"I have thwarted you orange!" -me, I can't peel an orange so I had to use a fork.

"The brain. Keeper of knowledge, more powerful than any computer and yet... can it help you remember where you put you house keys? NO!!" -the March Hare (Reece Holland)

"How true that is!" -the Mad Hatter (John Hoffman)

"Will you please tell my brother that I can't talk with my mouth full?" -Tweedledee (Harry Waters Jr.)

"The beauty of the stories, the imagery of the poetry-" "The crunchiness of the popcorn!" -the Queen of Hearts (Armelia McQueen) and the Mad Hatter (John Hoffman)

(In a Shakespearean voice) "These actors on stage, your humble patience pray! Simply to hear, so that you may kindly judge our play!" -the March Hare (Reece Holland)

"Meow!" -Colin Mochrie

"It's a beautiful dance." "Oh it is! And it costs a pretty penny." "And a few ugly ones too." -Alice, the Gryphon, and the Mock Turtle (Alice in Wonderland 1999)

Words that are fun to say:

Moriarty

ker-puff!

Fransisco

meatnormous

ginormous

plethora

flummoxed

gobbledygook

shiakazeem

crack-a-towah

Jackanapes