It may not be my real name, but call me Alice. All my friends do.

Table of Contents for my Profile:

1. About Me

2. Stories

3. Stuff you probably don't care about.

4. Quotes

5. Copy/Pastes??

6. Nocturne's Return/Kingdom Hearts III: Battle of Light links

1.

Name: Alice

Age: Teen

Height: Something like 5'6

School: Purgatory

Birthday: July 12th

Town: Small Town

Country: The stars and the stripes

Hair: This dark brown color =

Eyes: Brown

Nobody Name: Lexica

Favorite Comedians: Jeff Dunham, Christian Finnegan, Brian Regan

Favorite Shows:

Danny Phantom
Futurama
Invader Zim
The Simpson's
Robot Chicken
Family Guy

Favorite Bands/Composers:

Paramore
Katy Perry
Rihanna
Rilo Kiley
Lemon Demon
Pink Floyd
The Eagles
Panic! At the Disco
All Time Low
Cartel
Coldplay
Hans Zimmer
Elliot Del Borgo
Yoko Shimura

Favorite movies:

Phantom Planet
The Simpson's Movie
The Harry Potter Movies
Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Juno
Treasure Planet
Spirted Away

Favorite Animes:

Love Hina
Sailor Moon
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Higurashi

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter series
Princess Diaries series
Speak
Airhead
Fever 1793
Uglies series
Miss Spitfire
Flowers in the Attic series
Drawing Lessons

Favorite Manga:

Love Hina
Kingdom Hearts manga adaption

Favorite Video Games

Kingdom Hearts Series
Mario Kart for Wii
Guitar Hero: world tour
Rule of Rose
Final Fantasy VII, VIII, X, and XI

Favorite Couples:

Danny Phantom:
Danny Fenton/ Sam Manson
Tucker Foley/ Valerie Gray
Jazz Fenton/ OC
Harry Potter:
Harry Potter/ Ginny Weasly
Ron Weasly/ Hermione Granger
Harry Potter/ Hermione Granger
Avatar: The last Airbender:
Katara/ Aang
Suki/ Sokka
Toph/ Teo
Zuko/ Mai
Toph/ Sokka
Toph/ Aang
Kingom Hearts:
Sora/Kairi
Roxas/Namine
Riku/Xion
Pence/Olette
Final Fantasy:
Leon/Yuffie
Cloud/Aerith
Tidus/Selphie

Least Favorite Pairings:

SoraxRiku. I don't really have anything against them. They're just not my style. (KH)
AxelxRoxas. See above. (KH)
ZexionxDemyx. I just don't get them. Demyx and Zexion never even spoke to each other. (KH)
DannyxPhantom. How can someone be in love with a part of themselves? (DP)
SoraxRoxas. See above (KH)
HarryxDraco. SERIOUSLY? (HP)
HarryxRon. Come on, people. (HP)
EdwardxBella. Twilight. Hate it. (Twilight)
JacobxRenesmee. She's a baby! Seriously! (Twilight)
Cloud/Leon. I just don't see it. (FF VII and VIII)
Vlad/Danny. ...I'm not even gonna comment on this one. (DP)
Dash/Danny. They hate each other! (DP)
KairixAxel. I have seen this before. (KH)

My OCs

Aaron James Beckenson

A laid back, easygoing guy whose life seems to be nothing but complicated. Has a happy demeanor, but can be over emotional. He is basically a musical prodigy, mainly playing violin. He also likes spending his free time gaming. He has chin length curly light brown hair and large grey eyes. DOB: Feb. 16

Melody Elizabeth Miller

Aaron's girlfriend. Looks a little like Sam, but is not like her. A wonderful artist, mediocre at clarinet. DOB: May 18

User Status (As of September 8, 2009)

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Total Words Archived: 97,070
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2.

Stories:

Danny Phantom:

Starlight: Take Two!

Starlight rewritten (obviously). After a party, Sam's pregnant. Danny's blaming himself. He doesn't want to get involved in something that could ruin the bright future precariously built by Sam. Then Tucker finds out. Oh, Lord... Post PP. DxS, TxV
Current Chapters: 16
Chapters expected: Perhaps 35. The story is going too slow to reach 30 chapters finished.

The Life of Daniel James Fenton (moved to Princess of Rose's Oneshot Randomness)

Danny's just gotten his powers, and high school just adds to the drama. Before the episode 'Mystery Meat.' I will redo this story. It will be much better.
Current Chapters: 12-Complete!
Chapters Expected: 12

The Super Lame adventures of Danny Fenton (Moved to Oneshot randomness)

Ten-year-old Danny Fenton's outlook on life. Humor. Rated T for language and 'boyish attitude.' Read it, you know you want to...
Current Chapters: 5-hiatus
Chapters Expected: I haven't decided

Divorce

Thirteen-year-old Sam Manson finds out about her parent's divorce and blames it on herself, falling deep into depression. Will Danny be able to save her before it's too late? DxS
Current Chapters: 2
Chapters Expected: 12

Senior Year (up for adoption)

Danny and the gang are in their senior year. Maddie has an unexpected announcement, as well as Mrs. Manson. Danny has a very important question to ask Sam, and Tucker and Valerie have an issue...
Current Chapters: 9 including trailer- to be rewritten??
Chapters Expected: twnety-six

Bebdores de Sangre (going to be deleted?)

Danny and Sam are going to college, as are Bella and Edward. Unlucky starts force the couples to meet, and from then on Bella unknowingly craves Sam's blood. Will Edward and Danny keep it from turning into bloodshed? Post PP, Breaking Dawn.
Current Chapters: 4- writer's block
Chapters expected: at least 30

You know You're obsessed with Danny Phantom When

Sometimes, obsession can go a little too far. You may need to go to rehab if you do some of these.
Chapters: 10
Chapters Expected: ??

Hannah Montana:

Saving Grace (up for adoption)

After one of Jake's blowout parties, Miley's pregnant. Will he help her or leave her? What will happen to Hannah? Will Miley survive birth, or die like her mother? Teardrops on my guitar rewritten.
Current Chapters: 1
Chapters Expected: 16

Kingdom Hearts:

Kingdom Hearts Forever (Jesus, i have no idea. Writers block.)

Sora is hurt gravely as soon as the Heartless rise again. Donald, Goofy, and Kairi set out on a journey to stop the evil that has Sora's life in its clutches.
Chapters: 3-hiatus?
Chapters Expected: ??

You Know You're Obsessed With Kingdom Hearts When...

Another short obsession guide to parralell my DP one. thankfully these aren't actual stories.
Chapters: 4
Chapters Expected: ??

Kingdom Hearts III: Battle of Light

"Now, the pawns move into place..." Two months after KH II, Sora and friends witness the rise of a frightening new enemy. Now, they must stop this threat and save their King from a gruesome fate... Sokai, implied Roxamine, RikuxYuffie if you squint, RikuxXion references
Chapters: 8
Chapters Expected: A lot.

Nocturne's Return:

After his first encounter with Sora, Demyx somehow retrieves his heart. Now with the Organization after him with the intention of murder, Demyx must join with his enemies in order to survive as a human. Implied Sokai, some Demyx/OC later on.
Chapters: 6
Chapters Expected: I really don't know at this point.
Any Notes??: I'm really excited to be working on this. It's so much fun to make up memories for Myde (Demyx) as well as see who he truly is. Plus, Demyx's just hacking awesome.

Oneshots:

DP:

Princess of Rose's Oneshot Randomness:

My cleaned out, crappy stories, and perhaps better things that may pop into my head.

The Playoff's: A Very Stupid Story

Just a story I thought of this morning, 'cause my dad was so exited about the playoffs. Humor! Oneshot.

Roses

A cute Valentine's day fanfiction. Major DxS

Kingdom Hearts:

Stories of the Isle:
Short Oneshots that I can't turn into fics, plot bunnies. The first: Fear. Ill, Sora wanders a maze of corridors. Truth be, he isn't as alone as he thinks...

3.!!

Blah blah blah...

I was born in the month of Saix
On the day of Larxene
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, and Zexion
I am Roxas years old.
My Nobody name is Lexica.

My Theories

'Halfa' isn't the proper term for Danny, Dani, or Vlad. It's actually half-ghost hybrid or half-ghost half-human, but halfa is so much easier to type.

Halfas don't have to eat, drink, ect. in ghost form.

Halfas bleed red blood in human form and ectoplasm in ghost form.

Half-ghost hybrids main body temperature is signifigantly lower, around 78 degrees. Only in ghost form, though, would you be able to feel it, explaing why humans can sometimes sense the presence of ghosts.

Halfas heal faster than a human, and they don't get scars.

Only Danny's closest friends and family know his secret. Well, did you see amy cameras?

Danny parents know about the accident, but not about his powers, during the series. This is not my theory, but a fact.

KH theories

Kairi's Keyblade is not really hers- Riku split his and gave her the other half. This is why i give her her own keyblade. The reason she recieves it is because she now has the will and want to fight- before, it was necessary for defense.

Demyx's human name is Myde. I honestly don't believe he's as much of a coward as everyone insists- he just doesn't like fighting.

If an Organization memer was to retrieve their heart, they would still be able to control the element they received when they became Nobodies- like Demyx (Myde?) in Nocturne's Return.

Riku was the first original Keyblade master. When he chose darkness over light, it chose Sora instead. Now he has his own Keyblade because he wants to change for the good and set things right.

Riku's straight. Thus, he does not love Sora, and vice versa.

Ven looks like Roxas because maybe when he dies, he warps his Keyblade to Riku (see above- it changes to Sora). So, when Sora is turned into a heartless, his nobody looks like Ven.

At the end of Chain of Memories, Namine didn't remove Sora's memories of Castle Oblivion. She can only take them apart and rearrange them. I believe that maybe she put a barrier over these memories, and that this barrier can be broken.

In Battle of Light, Kairi cannot yet dual wield because she has used another wielder's Keyblade.

Why I think characters can dual wield: Roxas can duel wield due to the power Xion left him. Sora can control two and three Keyblades because of Roxas's power- same with Kairi if she evr wishes to. Riku, as he does not have a Nobody, can duel wield because he uses light and dark.

Organizatiobn XIII and their true names: watch this video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNn2buNYzA8
yeah, i know my name for Marluxia's retarded. too...many...letters... O-O i was kinda half-sick when i made this, too.

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Ten ways you can annoy your parents.

Way 1. Constantly shout that you like pancakes.
Way 2. Make demented little noises while you are eating dinner. Then start spazzing out.
Way 3. Shout 'I KILL YOU!' or 'I KILL YOU FOR A KLONDIKE BAR.' Often.
Way 4. While they are quizzing you on math or science, shout, 'TWO PLUS TWO IS CHICKEN!' (You can also use this in school).
Way 5. Name dairy products until they ask you to stop, but keep going until they ESPLODE!
Way 6. While they are drinking a red liquid, say you put chicken blood in it.
Way 7. Act like a retard. Then, either dressed in a cloak or in your unserwear, shout, 'GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!'
way 8. When they tell you to do something, say to the nearest person, 'Did you hear something?' (bonus point if it's an unanimate object)
Way 9. Constantly refuse to listen.
Way 10. Repeatedly say you lost The Game.

4.!!

Quotes:

Real life

Tori: Is it me or did I just see an elephant.
Alex: It's just you.

Sarah: "There's true love, and then there's Kingdom Hearts."

Me: "Respect the sitar! Respect it!"

Anna: -to me, after reading Edgar Allen Poe- "And you said I'm twisted."

Tori: So what are you doing? Other than writing fanfiction?
Me: O-o How do you know I'm writing fanfiction? I write stuff other than fanfics.
Tori: ...I know. It's a fanfic isn't it?
Me: oh shut up.

Alex: This train is moving at the speed of fart.

Me: I wish I had a potato cannon.

Zach: Corn is good.
Me: Corn is good.

Nick: Oh crap. That's scary. I think i may need some new pants.

Tania: I hate that ride!
Me: Let's go again!
Tania: Yeah!

Chad: Okay, it's time for a ten, fifteen, two hour break.

McKenzie: Okay, you offically have a weirder brain then I do...
Me: Yay!

Tori: What's wrong with me?
Me: My weirdness is rubbing off on you.

Me: -To my cousin David- You smell like cats.

Dale: Miss Breckenridge, do you know your ABCs?
Miss Breckenridge: I have a master's degree, Dale, what do you think?
Dale: Is that a no then?

Me: -Hitting my friends repeatedly on the forehead- Could've had a V8. Could've had a V8.

Me: I'm gonna die in gym. You can have my dog.
Tania: Yay!

Not real life

King Bumi: All old people know eachother. (Avatar)

Ren: "Stimpy! You eediot!" (Ren and Stimpy show)

"Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!"- Monty Python's Flying Circus

Black Knight: "It's just a scratch!"
Arthur: "A scratch? Your arm fell off!"
Black Knight: "No it didn't!"

Gir: "Have you daced with a tuna?" (Invader Zim)

Gir: "It was me! I was the turkey all along!"
Zim: "I was wondering why there was a turkey in here."

Gir: "Hi floor! It's me again!"

King Bumi: Welcome to old people camp! (Avatar)

Achmed: Knock, Knock.
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed: Me. I kill you. (Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity)

Gir: "Guess who made waffles?"

Brian Regan: Are you walking and talking? I'm walking and talking! (Brian Regan: I walked on the moon)

Demyx: "Dance, water, dance!" (Kingdom Hearts II)

Brian Regan: Now, what is the definition of planet?
Guy in the Audience: THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!
Brian Regan: Thank you for that input, but I'm kinda doing a TV thing right now... (Brian Regan: Epitome of Hyperbole)

Danny: This looks like a job for... A Vacum cleaner! (Danny Phantom: Identity Crisis)

Jack: -In low voice- Good boy, you get a raise in your allowance.
Danny: I have an allowance? (Danny Phantom: Prisoners of Love)

Super Danny: We have to stop Him!
Fun Danny: Tried it. Who's up for bowling?
Sam: It's fun.
Tucker: You'll get to hit stuff.
Fun Danny: Sweet. (Danny Phantom: Identity Crisis)

Super Danny: I'll go inside the house! (tries to fly, but fails)
Fun Danny: Uh, why don't we all go inside? (Danny Phantom: Identidy Crisis)

Jazz: I should have seen it coming! The blushing, the nervousness! You have a girlfriend!
Danny: IT'S A LIE, I'M NOT A GHOST! Wait, what? (Danny Phantom: Mystery Meat)

Danny: Wait! Valerie! You don't want to do this!
Valerie: -Pointing gun at Danny- No, you don't want me to do this.
Danny: Well, yeah... (Danny Phantom: D Stablezized)

Danny: What happened?
Tucker: Dude, you passed out! You've been asleep for four days!
Danny: FOUR DAYS?!
Tucker: nah, only a few hours.
Sam: Tucker, stop messing with him, this is the second time today your carelessness almost got him killed. (Mystery Meat)

Captian Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it?

British General: "You're mad!"
Jack Sparrow: "I better be, or this has no chance of working."

Jack Sparrow: "And that was with not one drop of rum."

Depertment Store Clerk: Tomorrow, ten AM, Santa's coming!
Elf: SANTA! OH MY GOD! I know him! I know him... (Elf)

Sokka: Cactus juice. It's the quenchiest! (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Danny: Guys, get behind me!
Sam: Wow, I feel safe (Danny Phantom: Mytery Meat)

Announcer dude: When Danny Phantom says going ghost, he turns into a ghost. When he says going cheese, does he turn into cheese? Man I hope so. these crackers are boring.

Josh: Don't You know you're not supposed to eat glue? (Drake and Josh)

Happy Bunny: When life gives you lemons, you sqeeze lemon juice into your enimies' eyes.

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Facebook: That's really kinda personal...

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THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Demyx. He's aborable! You gotta love him.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Kairi. All the other 'made for the game' girls are a little annoying, Namine aside.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Saix. He's really mean! Have you played 358/2 days? Xion bashing much.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Maleficent. She's annoying, and in KH II there was really no point for her character. Also, Larxene. She's a meanie head.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Halloween Town, and perhaps Hollow Bastion from KH I. I love those puzzles.

6. Least Favorite World?

100 Acre Wood. Sora's a little too old to help stuffed animals with their errands.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Ultima Weapon of KH 2 or Decisive Pumpkin. I love both!

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Roxas's struggle bat. I don't know why. It's just weird.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

I don't summon much, so i can't say.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
MASTER DAMNIT! it kicks ass.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Sora and Kairi. They're adorable .

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Sora and Riku. They're straight people! just really good friends. he promised Kairi he'd find riku! i wish yaoi fangirls would just play the first game!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

RikuxYuffie, RoxasxXion,

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

RikuxMickey, YuffiexCid, MarluxiaxNamine, AxelxDemyx, AxelxKairi, KairixNamine, CidxNamine, Demyx&Xemnas, Zemyx

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
Yaoi fangirls. Yuri.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Eh... Riku i guess. Or Jack.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!
No.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No. It's just his hair.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Not sure...

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Of course not.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Namine. she and roxas are perfect.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
-sigh- see my theory on Ventus and Roxas. -points up-

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
No, i kinda liked it.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Demyx -fangirl squee-

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Demyx. He and I are a lot alike (though I say I'm less cowardly and lazy- see 'KH Theories'). We're both the peacemakers of our group, we both love music, and we both try our best to stay lighthearted. If i could contol an element, chances are it'd be water.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
I've called two of my friends Sora. Their names are both suspisciously close in spelling to his!

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
Yes! I''ve cosplayed as Sora! But I'd like to cosplay Demyx too.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
When Donald schocked Goofy in the beginning of KH I.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth, definetly! Xaldin was a close second though.

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Sora's character was much more relatable. And the whole thousand Heartless scene. For some reason, i love it.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?
Pence

32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

I CAN'T CHOOSE!

34. Roxas or Sora?
Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?
Demyx

36. Kairi or Larxene?
Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
-eyetwitch-

38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
If anything, I'd have to say AkuRoku.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?
Sokai.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea salt ice cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon

43. CloTi of Clerith?
Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)\

Sora, Demyx, Riku, Roxas

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, Uglies series.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Ven and Roxas, Axel and Reno, tons more...

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

KH III! (if they ever make it), Birth by Sleep

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. The story is way more serious, there's more worlds, Sora and Riku got hotter, and Demyx's in it :).

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Final Fantasy. without the anime characters i couldn't stand some of the corny lines. And Sora is an anime character.

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The real me: I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

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35 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your=2 0prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

6.!!

Nocturne's Return/Kingdom Hearts III: Battle of Light links

All links are from my deviantART account, Princess-Of-Rose. I'm not the greatest artist! Mostly KH III stuff but i drew some NR comics for shits and giggles.

KH III:

Sora's new Drive Forms:

Royal: TBP (to be posted)
Dark: see above
Ultimate: see above

New Outfits:

Timeless River:

Kairi:
Riku:

Keyblades:

Kairi's Keyblade (Breaking Waves): TBP

Nocturne's Return:

"Do you need a hug?":
"VICTORY!":
Demyx and Jim: http://princess-of-rose.deviantart.com/art/Demyx-and-Jim-144668418

Go to this website! It's awesome! You don't want to be left out!

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?animekitten

Peace,
Princess of Rose