If you got linked here by some old, dead link, then I'm sorry. I once used this account to write really, really awful anime fanfiction. Like seven years ago.

And I really never thought I'd come back to this site, but a picture on a particular image board I saw a few days back inspired me to make all sorts of things better: from books I hate to movies I love.

How could I possible accomplish this?

Well, if you hadn't guessed by now...

Read on.