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| Sarge Ray |
Author has written 17 stories for Game X-overs, Legend of Zelda, Cartoon X-overs, Mythology, SpongeBob SquarePants, Parodies and Spoofs, and Naruto. Before I talk about myself, I must address any up-and-coming voiceover artists/fans of FFVII... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFwgqwZITsQ&feature=g-upl Now that that's out of the way... My name is... Rey Phoenix (also goes with nicknames of Sergeant, Sarge, and Ray) I am part of an elite military unit, otherwise known as PALADIN. Weapon: Twin Wakizashi Alxander Spetsyma (aka; Spets) Chi-Ling Kin Story Concept: Experimented on from childhood, Rey and his colleagues were a secret attempt to create super soldiers that would come into action in time of a great disaster. Along with top-class military training, they were injected with a chemical that would enhance their physical prowess. He was also teamed up with members known as Spets and Kin. All three were drilled to ignore pain, act without hesitation, fight to survive, and trained in multiple forms of fighting. Recently, things are not well in their hometown. Resistance groups on the local government have been on the rise, and as Rey continues to battle against them, the shades of good and evil begin to change as more and more of a life tied to his own begins to unravel. Things I like: Things I hate: Favs... Movies: Video Games: TV Shows: Books and Comics: Manga: Favorite Quotes... "Indeed so. Most indeededly..." -Philip J. Fry, Futurama "GET ON WITH IT!!!" -God, Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Deathblow is AWESOME, MAN! He's got like 'Death' and 'BLOW'! And...wait, that IS kind of a stupid name, isn't it?" -90s Kid, AT4W "Geez, what crawled up your pants and died?" -Haru Glory, Rave Master "He who has no voice has plenty to say." -The Warpstone, Star Fox Adventure "Well, stick a fork in me. I'm done." -Deadpool, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance "Oh, crap." -Hellboy "I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!" -Stinky Wizzleteats, Ren & Stimpy "D'oh!" -Homer Simpson "Sorry, Dad, but it takes time to properly sugar-coat a response." -Lisa Simpson (her best line ever) "WHY?! Why make a comic...about the Kool-Aid man?" -Linkara "I'm telling you this because you DON'T get it. You think you get it, but that really isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" -Kakashi Hatake, Naruto "It would've been nice to have a girlfriend before I died..." -Alphonse Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood "I'll rise, but I won't shine." -Garfield "What a revoltin' development..." -The Thing, Fantastic Four | |||||||
1. Warriors of Cosplaying » reviewsSpinoff of the TGWTG special, "Suburban Knights", the Insane Critic and other members of Planet Insania get together in search of a mystic blade. But is something bigger at work?Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,606 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-12-12 - Published: 12-1-11 - Complete2. Deadliest Warrior: Ray's Edition » reviewsWarriors come from all around to face off. So, who is deadliest? Current matchup: Captain America vs. King BradleyCartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 177,711 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 10-11-11 - Published: 9-27-09 - Complete3. Fictional Science Theater 2000: Episode 1 » reviewsMe and a few buddies get together to make fun of several fics, whether good or bad. This review...Darkside and the Hyuga.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,540 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-3-10 - Published: 1-8-10 - Complete4. Kyuubi Jubilee reviewsParody of "Duck Amuck". Naruto has a few problems when he becomes victimized by the cartoonist...Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-27-10 - Naruto U. - Complete5. Author Fighters: Rise of the Celestials » reviewsThe stars seem to paint an entire world in the sky, but when this world turns out to be real, all of Earth is at stake. Can the Authors bring peace to both Earth and the Celestial Realm? Or will the King of this realm rule all?Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 87,433 - Reviews: 260 - Updated: 1-12-10 - Published: 5-15-09 - Complete6. SpongeBob's Christmas Coral » reviewsSpongeBob and friends retell Charles Dickens' classic novel when Ebenezer Krabs is visited by three ghosts to learn the true meaning of Christmas.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-24-09 - Published: 12-18-09 - SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs - Complete7. Author Fighters: The Black King » reviewsIt is a dark day for the Author Fighters. A dark entity has risen from the depths of shadow to bring Hell on Earth. Can the Authors stop this threat? Or will Earth burn in the fires of inferno?Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,089 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 1-25-09 - Complete8. Author Fighters: Dimensiondude and the Dragon Army » reviewsMaybe it was their majestic appearance. Maybe it was their fiery gift. But the creature that man admired the most...is their most feared enemy. Can the Author Fighters stop this? Or will the sacred army claim what's theirs?Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,969 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 1-23-09 - Published: 10-15-08 - Complete9. Ancient Island: A Natural History » reviewsLink and Zelda may have been to the island, but the creatures they saw were only the beginning. Join me on a journey through this world's habitats and wildlife from seashores to mountaintops. COMPLETE! But I will take suggestions...Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,528 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 4-30-08 - Complete10. DDude Slugfest » reviewsNow rebooted. Characters all over the Video Game Universe get together to go for the gold in special matches at Nintendo Stadium. Latest match: Cackletta vs. Black Doom.Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,778 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-21-08 - Published: 7-27-0811. Return to Termina » reviewsAn ancient evil is sweeping Termina like a plague and Link must stop it. However, DOING this task will be anything but easy. He must do it while under the influence of a curse. ZxL COMPLETE!Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,967 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 5-30-08 - Link & Zelda - Complete12. Curse of Charanatos » reviewsFive years after Sages' Swords and two years after Ancient Island, strange activity begins to emerge from an unknown source. What starts out as a search for a friend turns into one of Link's toughest challenges yet...ZeLink COMPLETE!Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,321 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 4-30-08 - Link & Zelda - Complete13. Island of the Ancients » reviewsWhile on a trip to Calatia, Link and Zelda end up stranded on an island that is frozen in time. Stalking them is the king of the island with a thirst for blood. It's either get off the island...or die trying. COMPLETE!Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,337 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-16-08 - Link & Zelda - Complete14. Sages' Swords » reviewsAfter Link's journey in Majora's Mask, he returns to Hyrule to get a life back. His enemies, however, have other plans... ZeLink COMPLETE!Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,125 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 3-17-08 - Link & Saria - Complete15. Dimension Merging » reviewsThe third and final part of the Dimensional Trilogy ends with a BANG. Link and Sonic must stop a universal threat or risk the destruction of the universe. COMPLETE!Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,911 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 2-15-08 - Complete16. Dimension Hopping » reviewsSequel to "Interdimensional Relapse". Link must team up with an old friend to find a ruthless bounty hunter. But to do so, he must travel the dimensions and work with other friends. COMPLETE!Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,644 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 2-6-08 - Complete17. Interdimensional Relapse » reviewsA new evil has arrived at Hyrule and it will take more than just the Hero of Time to stop it. Heroes from across the universe will fight it. COMPLETE!Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,123 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 1-24-08 - Complete
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