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since: 01-09-08, id: 1470337, Profile Updated: 11-23-09
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Author has written 10 stories for Warriors, Misc. Books, Supernatural, Lion King, and Scrubs.

MY INFO~~~ 8D

Real Name: Celeste

Warrior Name: Umberkit/ Umberpaw/ Umberheart (picture of her in my avvie)

Warrior Clan: ShadowClan

Gender: She-cat

Rank: Warrior


My DeviantART: http://celestestorywriter.deviantart.com/

My YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/CelesteStorywriter

My Fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/685947/CelestialStorywriter


Works in Progress:

Warriors: She Will Die (Yeeks. I haven't been updating very much have I? I apologize. I'll write new chapters whenever I get the chance, I promise.)

My Accidental Summoning (Oh, geez. I don't really know where I'm going with this. Suggestions and ideas would be appreciated, but I'd prefer if you'd send it to me via PM so that the plot won't be ruined for readers just by looking at the reviews. And OMG, I have somewhat of a plot now, but it still needs something...)

My Musical Inspiration (I don't think this will EVER be done xD)

Smart Minds (This one is gonna be long, I can feel it.)

Finished:

Mind, Body, & Soul (Oh gawd, this has got to be finished, 'cuz I'm sure as hell not messing with it anymore. It's soo old, and there are sooo many mistakes. Did I mention it was my first fic EVER here on FF? Yeah. It's no longer a proper representation of my abilities. Maybe someday I'll redo all of it, or at least some...)

You Can Do Me in the Mornin' (The first time I've ever done anything Supernatural, and I think I've done kind of good with it, even if it is just a oneshot. It's also inspired by one of the many SPN bloopers xD)

That Damn List (There isn't enough Intensity fanfiction on this friggin' site.)

His Prank-Induced Revelation (Admit it, this is what all Scrubs fans have wanted all along.)

A MOTHER'S DAUGHTER (A WARRIORS oneshot that just came to me one day outta the blue. Lotsa angst.)

These Are Our Hearts (OH. MY. STARCLAN. The first chapter story I actually FINISHED! 8DD I'm so proud of myself! Even though it's only four chapters long...)


Authors I Admire:

Exhale Vanilla Lace, Glaicerclaw, KHWhitelion, Bells of Tomorrow, Exangeline, SimbaFan, deranged black kitten of doom, Caged Wolf Breaking Free, elmo-doodle, saltoftheearth, Aquaman52, petrelli heiress


List your ten favorite WARRIORS characters (in no particular order):

1) Firepaw/heart/star (he used to be so cool before The New Prophecy. What happened?)

2) Brackenfur

3) Yellowfang

4) Tigerclaw/star

5) Jaypaw/feather

6) Ashfur

7) Feathertail

8) Longtail

9) Mistyfoot

10) Brightheart

Favorite Clan(s):

1) ShadowClan (not the characters in it currently; the Clan itself. I hate Blackstar)

2) RiverClan (I love water, though I don't really like fish unless it's a fish taco from Rubios xD)

3) ThunderClan (I definitely don't like them as much as I used to, but I certainly don't hate them as much as I do mousebrained WindClan)

Least favorite character(s):

Daisy

Berrynose

Stoneteller

Onestar

Blackstar

My "warrior name":

It used to be Wildfire, but I've heard that used as a name too much, so I changed it to Umberheart. "Umber" means brown, usually used when describing timber, and "heart" because... well, it sounds good, and if I made her into a character she'd do something to earn that suffix.

Create a warrior cat in under a minute:

Name: Redface

Gender: she-cat

Description: Shortfurred ginger tabby, her ginger fur getting darker at the tips like a pointed Siamese, hence her name. Bright yellow eyes.

Personality: Redface is a very calm, serious she-cat. She can handle many dangerous situations very well, but she has a tendency to completely lose it at the sight of blood. The crimson lifeblood brings back unpleasant memories for her.

Clan: RiverClan

Rank: Warrior

Would you write a story about him/her in the future: Now that I think about it... -strokes chin thoughtfully-


Favorite Pairings:

JD/Cox (Scrubs)

JD/CoxJ/ordan (Scrubs)

JD/Janitor (Scrubs)

JD/Elliot (Scrubs)

Sakura/Narutp (NARUTO)

Vash/Wolfwood (Trigun)

Sam/Dean (Supernatural)

House/Wilson (House, MD)

Ashfur/Sootfur (Warriors)

Tigerstar/Firestar (Warriors)

Breezepelt/Jayfeather (Warriors)

Berrynose/Birchfall (Warriors)

Bruce/Joker (The Dark Knight)

Dante/Nero (Devil May Cry)

Dante/Vergil (Devil May Cry)

Sylar/Peter (Heroes)


Favorite Characters (in no particular order, from... well, everything I like):

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Sylar (Heroes)

Dr. Cox (Scrubs)

JD (Scrubs)

Dan (Scrubs)

Dexter Morgan (Dexter)

Greg House (House, MD)

Bruce Wayne (The Dark Knight)

The Joker (The Dark Knight)

Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

Tony Stark (Ironman)

Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)

Alan Grant (Jurassic Park)

Benjamin Gates (National Treasure)

Albert Wesker (Resident Evil)

Logan/Wolverine (X-Men)

Jareth (Labyrinth)

Edgler Foreman Vess (Intensity)

Johnny Blaze (Ghost Rider)

Blackheart (Ghost Rider)

Light Yagami (Death Note)


Bio:

Uh. Hi?

Hobbies: Writing, art, music, fanfiction, original novels, stalking Zach Braff, Michael C. Hall, Zachary Quinto, Hugh Laurie and John C. McGinley in spirit.

TV Shows:

Scrubs, Dexter, Heroes, Ghost Adventures, Supernatural, House MD, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, George Lopez, Home Improvement, MonsterQuest, Haunted, Gotham Comedy club, The Dog Whisperer, Animal Police, Point Pleasant, Ghosthunters International/TAPS, Ghostlab, Most Haunted Places, A Haunting, Torchwood, Star Trek.

Music:

Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, POD, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Papa Roach, the Beatles, Korn, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, TATU, Rob Zombie, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Skillet, Slipknot, Within Tempation, Nightwish, Godsmack, Three Doors Down, Brian Adams, Thousand Foot Krutch, Hedley, Queen, the Eagles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pink, Pink Floyd, Hans Zimmer, Nickelback, Creature Feature, Paul McCartney, Marylin Manson, Hinder, Fall Out Boy, System of a Down, the Last Goodnight, Good Charlotte, Styx, the Who, Cascada, Metallica, Utada Hikaru, Areosmith, Toto, Journey, Guns N' Roses, Ozzy Osbourne, the Wings, the Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Blue Oyster Cult, Doobie Brothers, Heart, Shinedown.

Movies:

Wanted, Transformers, Tyler Perry, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Road to El Dorado, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ironman, Intensity, Stephen King, Tarzan, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, American Godzilla, Labyrinth, Narnia, Jurassic Park, The Dark Knight, Twilight, The Last Unicorn, Oliver & Company, The Three Musketeers, A Goofy Movie, the Lion King, Brother Bear, Grease, V for Vendetta, Death Race, X-Men: Wolverine, Resident Evil, Death Note, PUSH, Jumper, Indiana Jones, James Bond, National Treasure, WALL-E, Inkheart, Journey to the Center of the Earth, George of the Jungle, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Sweeney Todd, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Ghost Rider, City of Angels, Eagle Eye, Valkyrie, Bambi, Aristocats, Bolt, Superman Returns, Monty Python, Star Trek, Tommy, Terminator, City of Ember, The Scorpian King, Felidae, Milo & Otis, Armageddon

Movie Genres: Comedy, supernatural, animal-based, anime, animated, crime, war, drama, horror, suspense

Books/Magazines:

Seekers, Warriors, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Intensity, The Darkest Evening of the Year, Twilight, Stormbreaker, Point Blank, Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul, Goosebumps, Fear Street, Guardians of Ga'hoole, Shonen Jump, Waggit's Tale, SPEAK, The Boy Who Spoke Dog, Pet Semetary, Forever Odd, The Voice of the Night, The Good Dog, Dexter, A Dog's Life, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Your Heart Belongs to Me, CUJO, True Talents

Anime/Manga-

NARUTO, Death Note, Nora: The Last Chronicle of Devildom, Inubaka: Crazy for Dogs, Ginga Nagareboshi Gin, Ginga Densetsu Weed, Devil May Cry, Ouran High School Host Club, Wish


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (...I don't know if I'm pretty or not...)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken andkool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


No.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose--me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, natureboy3, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, CelestialStorywriter,

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you approve of gay marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, Kimatra, Fullmetal Embers, Lara-Van, petrelli heiress, CelestialStorywriter

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox petrelli heiress

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever fallen in love with a fictional character.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book (or TV show or movie) and strangle the characters for being SO dumb, put this on your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you like reading books with homosexual couples add your name to this list: comedyforever1117 petrelli heiress, CelestialStorywriter

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, CelestialStorywriter,

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know at least 8 different types of cats, copy and paste this into your profile and list the 8 different kinds of cats at the top of your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sarklingpool, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, CelestialStorywriter,

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, CelestialStorywriter,

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, CelestialStorywriter,

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If your one of the two percent who don't give a shit, copy this into your profile.

If you saw no faults in how Yagami Light used the Death Note, copy this into your profile.

Ninety percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you're one of the ten percent who would die laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you think Uzumaki Naruto is hot but just needs a little time to mature, copy this into your profile.

If you love felines more than you do canines, copy this into your profile.

If you're damn tired of hearing "Wolves this." and "Wolves that." copy this into your profile. Sure, wolves are wonderful creatures, but when are cats gonna get some love?!


Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost the section below into your profile.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--


Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

11) Yes, God might not like gays. Oh well. God's views are not mine.
...Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


COLORED.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


PS: RIP Heath Ledger 1979 - 2008

You will be missed :(

Movies: The Patriot, Casanova, The Brother's Grimm, Ned Kelly, Brokeback Mountain, Lords of Dogtown, A Knights Tale, 10 Things I Hate About You & his final production: The Dark Knight.

If you miss Heath Ledger as much as I do and his death has affected you more than you would think, copy and past this into your profile and add your name to the list. GregsLabrat, JOKER-kennedy, AerrowLover, petrelli heiress, CelestialStorywriter


If...

1) You freely admit that you are addicted to Scrubs

2) You consider your iPod another body part

3) You have ridden in a shopping cart within the past month

4) You are more than willing to eat cereal at any time of day

5) You have ever woken up in your bed upside-down

6) You have at least one family member who belongs in an insane asylum

7) You have named at least one of your electronic devices

8) You have been known to spontaneously burst into song

9) You are annoyed to no end by profiles that are a basquillion miles long

10) You truly believe that someday, you will rule the world

...Copy and paste this into your profile.

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