Yo, this is Gunz Ablaze here comin partly alive! I am the living dead girl of this century. Welcome to my FF profile, please stalker’s make yourself comfortable learning about my ‘not so private anymore’ life. The computer is my god and religion. It helps me get all the insane thought’s out of my head’s and shoved the sane ones in. So in a nutshell it’s a big ass filter. Yeah, doesn’t sound good does it? I am a writer in the making, still in the making. I write a verity of things, much of romance, self inserts, and original characters (which by the way is a bit new to me, so please don't flame I love playing video games and chatting online with friends any chance I get, and yes I sometimes do both at the same time, (cause I’m ninja that way.) I am a hardcore gamer, mostly of RPG games, and will give anything a shot (besides war games and Halo.) I have a family that both loves and hates me. A little brother that seems to think making my life a living hell is his job. And a mentally confused mind that makes me schizophrenic at time. I fail at grammar, and I didn't have a beta reader, my stories would be as messy as my closet (and that's saying something.) Now then to the interesting facts about me. For those of you who pay attention and read all of this, you may just win a prize! (Note: You will not win a prize)

BIO! -BATMAN THEME- (Note: This is not the Bat-cave)

Name: Gunz Ablaze, but for you who are my worshipper’s, and slaves, you may refer to me as master, lady, or just your mighty awesomeness. Anything else and I shall unleash my squirrelly wrath upon you!

Age: 134253975938513035760379829078453. Somewhere in the code are two number’s that will inform you of my real age. I’m sorry can you give me a clue? Well here’s a hint: It’s not pickles and pudding. Good luck!

Hair: Slowly but surely my hair is growing longer. I have brown hair with faint blond highlights that reaches just an inch passed my shoulder. And it is annoyingly curly (but I have scissors >D )

Eyes: I swear to god if my mom doesn’t take me to an eye doctor soon I’m gonna strangle her. I have light blue eyes from my mother’s side of the family. Both eyes hold small drop of green that you can only see when you are in hair’s length of my face, I gained the green from my father’s side. Glasses unfortunately, but this summer I will have contacts (Or else I better)

Weight: I don’t know…Honestly I can’t tell you how long it’s been since I was on a scale and staring at it with my mouth open. ‘Damn I weigh that much!? I eat more then that!’

Height: Not sure, somewhere in the fives or something. But I do know that if I don’t fucking grow soon my brother’s gonna be able to punch me in the eye.

Likes: I have a lot of strange likes. So here we go -takes in deep breath- Pickles, batman, Jeff Dunham, cheese, yogurt, trees, leaves, grass, books, games, TV, bed, cover’s, pillows, dad, mom, brother (Ew I just said that,) sister, music, games, internet, pant’s, shoes, shirts, all cloths in general, black, red, white, blue, orange, Twilight, Eclipse, New Moon, Breaking Dawn, Jacob, Emmett, Jasper, Alice, Charlile, Emil, Richter, Mithos, Kratos, Yuan, Ratatosk, and Tenebrae. Procrastinating, and skiping my dislikes.

Dislikes: …Let’s skip this one...

Which DGM character are you?" quiz. Just click here. I am Komui

QUOTES

I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.
Fred Allen

If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?
Sydney J. Harris

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
Abraham Lincoln

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!
Danny Jansen

Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol.
Anonymous

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Anonymous

There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.
Terry Pratchett

By Me

Time to make the donuts.

Me: I swear to god, my dog is going nuts.
Mom: Your imagining things
Me; Oh so I just happened to imagine my dog running down the hall, stops, chases it's tail three times, run back down the hall and pulls a Heimlich flip!?
Mom: Yup
Me: ...I need milk...

I swear to god, Applebea's could rule the world with their bread-sticks!

Just you wait, one day we're going to be attacked by headless fish bodies, and I'll be up on my very tall and safe pedistle with a stick going 'I told you so!'

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR EAGER TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!! YOU GET A FUCKING FATAL VIRUS!!
When I was diagnosed with Mono

We have three year olds in car seats in front of us! STOP FLASHING YOUR BOOBIES!!
Me & Mom

I learned that over time life can be a big pain in the ass. Depending on how big your ass is, tells how big a bitch you life is.

I'm gone for two and a half days and the whole damn worlds going to hell...

Damn you Crispin Freeman fan sight. Damn you, and damn you spammish e-mail! I though I actually had people caring about me when I found 85 messages in my inbox.

I just noticed something...My whole wardrobe revolves around black...If I was in the 90's...I'd be the black power ranger.

Wake me up when it's raining fire.

It's time like this you stop and go; What the fuck!?

Friend: If you had a choice to be any kind of animal at the end of the world what would you be.
Me: A cockroach.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I'd live to see Oboma give into his black nature and go; Ah, hell man we nigga's are fucked!

Holy shit, your actually being serious...HOLY CRAP! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

And now for a New York echo. Hello!
Echo: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

IT'S OVER