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since: 01-10-08, id: 1471190, Profile Updated: 06-10-08
Author has written 18 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, CSI, That '70s Show, Bridge to Terabithia, Cloverfield, Numb3rs, Fairy Tales, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Harry Potter, and Firefly.

So, yeah, how to put this kindly...

DUe to an error on this shit-ass site, half my stories (including I Am A Victim, Kiss Me You Fool, and 100 Rules of the LVPD Strike Force Crime Lab) have been deleted. Which, quite frankly, pisses me off to no end. Unfortunatly still, I have neither the time nor patience to repost them, so you'll all have to make due with your memories.

If you have any complaints or death threats, please direct them straight to the shithead who runs this site and prepare to hurdle heavy things.


1. Mercs and Truths reviews
River tells Jayne how it is. Darker than you think.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-27-08 - Jayne & River
2. Baby » reviews
Cameron has much more to learn about humans.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 3-5-08
3. Guys Don't Do That reviews
Random title. After Lindsay comes with her mom to work, Catherine discovers something new about Greg.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-6-08 - Greg S. & Catherine W.
4. Rumcake reviews
Hermione wakes up to find Harry getting dressed in her room. Pointless, plotless drabble, WARNING: They got down, people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.
5. Missing reviews
Companion story to Closure. Don waits up for his brother, but he never comes.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-23-08 - Don E. & Charlie E.
6. Feel reviews
Cameron had never felt. Oneshot, product of boredom. Don't hurt me.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-23-08
7. Overon reviews
Overon was a mortal when Zeus chose him to be God of the New Age. Cute little oneshot I made for a school project. Review and Zeus doesn't zap your ass.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-08
8. Closure reviews
Charlie's thoughts as he bleeds in an alley. First Numb3rs fic, and if you know me, you'll know how it ends. R&R.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-20-08 - Charlie E.
9. Women Problems » reviews
The most horrifying event ever to happen in Las Vegas history...six cases of PMSing women. Might be continued if I feel like it, no implied pairings.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 2-5-08 - Greg S.
10. The Phone Rang reviews
Grissom gets a call from Greg. Oneshot, CD.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-16-08 - Greg S. & Gil G.
11. Philosophy reviews
While meditating, the monks discuss something very profound...Pure nothingness, pure nonsense, funny and sarcastic. R&R. Rated for suggestion.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-9-08
12. Her Eyes reviews
What happened when Lily was taken away, and the story after. May not be the best, but hey, this is ameteur hour. R&R.
Cloverfield - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-3-08
13. Drown reviews
More to the movie appearances. What if it had been both Leslie and Jesse at the river? Darkfic, short.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-30-08
14. Cute reviews
The ladies of the lab discuss who they think is cute. GSR, Landers, implied NickCath, Wedges, and Handy.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-28-08 - Sara S. & Gil G.
15. PDA reviews
Kim's PDA is missing, and she wants to know who took it. Adorable pre-Raikim fluffiness, pure randomness, you know the drill.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-28-08 - Raimundo & Kimiko
16. Crash reviews
A very short oneshot about a car crash with Red and Eric. NOT GOOD! CD.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-27-08 - Eric F. & Red F.
17. Rats reviews
Pure nonsense with the lab rats of the Las Vegas Crime Lab. Funny, but not very good. If you like Black Eyed Peas and slime on Ecklie, click that title!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-26-08 - Greg S. & David H.
18. Cell Phone reviews
His name was Raimundo Pedrosa, and he really hated cell phones. Rated for a reason, people! Sad, sad, sad, gruesome, more sad, language, you know the drill.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-23-08 - Raimundo
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