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since: 01-11-08, id: 1472339, Profile edited: 07-09-08
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and One Piece.

Okay so konichiwa! My name is Jp-chan and the person sitting right next to me is Lily-chan. Oh right you can't see us duh. (hits self on head.) Anyway this is our account for all our collaborated stories we have seperate accounts as well, but yeah to save the us the trouble of people thinking we are plagiarizing off eachother we made this account. Have fun..

Our individual accounts are Nekoearlover and Randompanda940, if anyone actually cares.

Jp - chan is in her happy place,where vampires & werewolfs live in harmany... psh, yeah right . well anyways Oi! ogenki desu ka?


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Owl of the Night, WhatWouldRonandHermioneDo, American Dreamer Girl, Crystalized Chaos, Silver Chaos-Light, Nekoearlover, Randompanda940, Emmett's evil vampire bunnies,

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(")_(")
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.

(We have cookies!)

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. (A/N: Beatles will ALWAYS remain, and I'm NOT from the sixties, its TRUE I TELL YOU)

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Did the Harry Potter characters know that Dumeldore was gay?

Another question: What would you do if Peter Pettigrew (mutters swear words and hexes) knocked on your door and asked you if he could stay at your place? I personally would have told him to go live in a trash can and see if he was thick enough to go do it.

Another question and that'll be it: Why didnt Fred and George notice Peter Pettigrew's name on the Marauder's Map?

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1. The Straw Hat Crew and The Adventures of Sex Ed reviews
What happens when Nami decides the crew needs Sex Ed courses? Will they be able to survive the pain, the torment, the embarrassment of Sex Ed? Probably not this IS Luffy's crew we are talking about.
One Piece - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 7-20-08
2. Recovery of The Violated » reviews
Usopp's raped, and the strawhats are at a loss. What do you do when one of your own is attacked? Why find the person who did it, and kick their ass of course! if you dont like rape just skip the first chapter. The rest is about luffy and his relationship.
Complete - One Piece - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-19-08 - Published: 6-17-08
3. Of Plans and Relationships reviews
Usopp knocks into Kaya on Nagasaki Island,and decides to bring her aboard the ship. When Usoppp admits to Luffy that he's not planning on sleeping with Kaya in fear of ruining their relationship. Luffy comes up with a plan that backfires, or does it?
One Piece - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-18-08 - Published: 7-18-08
4. The Straw Hat Crews Recovery » reviews
After Usopp returns,the crew has enough problems. So what happens when Shanks crew meets up with the Straw Hats and Usopp refuses to speak with his father? Was their relationship doomed from the start? come aboard and find out!
One Piece - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,874 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-18-08 - Published: 1-22-08
5. Professor Moony's Explaination of Inappropriate » reviews
Words To One Sirius Black origionally Inappropirate words sirius black needs to know. Remus gets revenge on Sirius after he is forced to explain a list of rather inappropriate words in front of the entire school and Walburga Black. SB/RL JP/LE SS/LM
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,695 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 3-21-08
6. The Junior Marauder's book 1 » reviews
Lily and James survived the night Voldemort attacked, and Peter Pettigrew was sent to Azkabon. Now we go three years into the future. What do 10 unsupervised troublemaking kids with a spellbook do to pass the time? Time travel of course! R/S L/J - others
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 6-23-08
7. The Fanfictioner's Guide to Good Reviews » reviews
this is for any book, series, etc. After a perticually, rude review i decided to make this guide, please send any review you find rude, funny, unhelpful, helpful... I believe you get the point, have fun and remember to read and review!
Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 3-14-08
8. The Rosalie Hale Story » reviews
The story of Rosalie's life from her human life to the start of her life with Emmett a deeper look it into her life and her realtionship with Emmett and the rest of the Cullen's.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 2-4-08
9. Forever is a long time to stay away » reviews
Edward returns after a 150 yrs. Bella has a new lover, a new family and new friends. When the Cullen's return a love triangle forms and pranks are pulled, for the decision of the Cullen's stay at Parker mansion. What could possibly go wrong?ans everything
Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,693 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 1-14-08
10. Jacob and Bella's Cullen Mansion Adventure » reviews
Bella and Jacob have been best friends and mischief makers ever since they can remember, one day on one of their many adventures they come upon the Cullen Mansion. What will they find when they decide to break in and explore?
Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 3-1-08
11. Flying Taco Tuesday reviews
Sirius and James come up with a day called flying Taco Tuesday. Don't ask me what the hell this is. this isn't my story it is lils. though we may write a sequil so leave a review as to whether or not to
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 4-3-08
12. weird » reviews
Remus decides to never befriend anyone ever again after he sees how Sirius reacts to him being a werewolf. Now James, Sirius and Peter have to find away to get Remus back before the Marauder's are no more, and they lose their most valuable friend forever.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 1-14-08
13. An Emmett and Rosalie Lemon reviews
as the title suggests and emmett/rosalie lemon
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08
14. Carlisle and Esme's wedding Vows reviews
as the title suggest just a one shot about their vows, there will be a sequel.. but it will be a lemon.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-14-08 - Published: 1-14-08
15. Listen to the Rain reviews
The story of Jasper and Alice's first time, not as graphic as Carlisle and Esme's first time but still pretty graphic so becareful
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-14-08 - Published: 1-14-08
16. Carlisle and Esme's first time reviews
this is about Carlisle and Esme's first time, it's rated M so be very careful it's extremely graphic you have been warned dont annoy me by saying it was to graphic, this was written for a very perverted friend as a birthday present, so dont blame me
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-14-08 - Published: 1-14-08
17. Harry's List of Hero's No Nos reviews
Sequel to Voldemort's Evil Overlord No Nos.As promised, I am continuing.This is pretty much the same thing, execpt with Harry, and a few cameos.Thanks and hugs to all my readers, I didn't think it would be this popular.Oneshot. Sequel coming soon.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-14-08 - Published: 1-14-08
18. Voldemort's List of Evil Overlord No Nos reviews
Voldemort gets addicted to SciFi books, and asks some people to make lists of their really stupid mistakes. Oneshot. There WILL be a sequel. IF YOU RECOGNIZE IT ITS NOT MINE!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-14-08 - Published: 1-14-08
19. JK Rowling's List of Author No Nos reviews
Neko and Random collab. we decided that the nonos series needed more, so here is the list for J.K. This is what she shouldn't have done... usual randomness warnings apply.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-13-08 - Published: 1-13-08
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