Hello, I am Imagine37. I've been away for a while, but I got bored with, you know, real life and stuff, so here I am, back again... that was a lot of commas. Anyway, here's some stuff about me. Why you'd read it I don't really know, but I appreciate the gesture.

Name- John

Age- 15... almost 16

Nationality- umm... I'm about as american as you can be without having clogged arteries or being a card-carrying member of the NRA ... wow, I'm not very american-y sounding am I?

Favorite Books- The Neuromancer, Of Mice and Men, Lord of the Rings, anything with Sherlock Holmes, and anything Lovecraft or Poe ever touched.

Least Favorite Books- The White Darkness, The Twilight series, and any book offering chicken soup to anybody's soul

Favorite Movies- Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan, The Dark Knight, Sweeney Todd, and anything with Seth Rogan

Least Favorite Movies- Anything that used to be an american comic book with the exception of the latest Batman; again, the Twilight series, and whatever Vin Diesel is working on nowadays...

Favorite Music- Green Day, The Beatles, Nirvana, John Lennon, The Who, Escape the Fate, Flogging Molly, Bad Religion, and The Clash

Least Favorite Music- any rap, Hannah Montana, and the Jonas Brothers

Hobbies/Interests- writing, guitar, cinematography, and naps... lots of naps...

Interesting Facts- It is important to note that all these things are completely true...

1.) I was once hit by a car that wasn't moving... most people would call it "falling" but when you get eleven stitches in your head you have to call it "being hit by a car" or forfeit your pride forever.

2.) I am the proud owner of the world's worst guitar. Costing a total of ten dollars and my pride, my brother and I have dubbed the awful thing the "Shuitar. ("ooh, what's a shuitar?" say it out loud in front of your parents or a room full of young children and you'll find out immediately. I promise.)

3.) I am currently without a cellphone or an MP3 player because I accidentally sent them through the wash on two separate occasions.

4.) I am a member of a band in which half the members can actually play their designated instruments (damn you, heartless bass guitar salesmen!)

5.) My most serious, long term girlfriend was more boyish in her tendencies than most girls, while I am, simply put, a huge pussy. Her sister once told me that she could get a sex change and the two of us could still go out. Her sister never liked me very much...

6.) As relationships go, I'm not so much interested in gender as intelligence, sense of humor, and how likely you are to take off your pants.

Well, that's really all there is to know about me. And if you've read all this, congratulations, you have no life. I would advise you get cable, an X Box, or a grilfriend. Though of course of those three I have the wrong two :'( damn, I almost finished this without using a single emoticon :( Dammit there's another one! So long. I suppose I need to start writing now...