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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. 'Ello! Music is my life. My name is Deena, and that is all you need to know. Fav pairings: NARUTO: DeiSaku.. ItachiSaku GenSaku NejiSaku SasuSaku GaarSaku SasoriSaku KakaSaku KabuSaku SuiSaku andddd ShisuiSaku X.x Inuyasha: SessKag o. Death-Note: LMisa LL(L and Light) MelloMisa MelloMatt MattMisa Twilight (typical, yes I know...) JasperBella JasperAlice If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep) XxBellaxCullenxX (only til like one am, but i started at 4pm, i can't stay up late i'm a weenie), Sasukeishott, purplefirestarter (i don't even remember what my family looks like anymore)Sincerely Priss. YEAH! 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I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (It's not like I know what their sexual preference is!) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (DRUMZ ALL THE WAY!!) I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich And Here are ome sumeries of one-shots I'm working on...if you see one you reaaly wanna read PM me and I'll try to get it up twice as fast! (and I might Dedicate it) Itasaku One in the same. As she breaths in, he breathes out. When he breaks, so does she. And when he dies... well, she wants revenge. Close your eyes, little kuniochi, I will see you soon. I'm going to Hell too you know. See what you do too me? You leave me and here I am, standing on the edge of a cliff with these salty tears running down my chin. I'll see you soon. Well, Itachi may be sadistic, but she likes it that way. ItaSaku Well Sasuke did say he was good at everything. Non Massacre AU. ItaSaku SasuSaku We'll keep each other company in our insanity. Promise? Because when he's dying, she'll know. And when she falls, he'll find her. One moment can mean everything. Even if one of them is dead. Betrayal hurts. His katana hurts more. SasuSaku in the last moments. SakuGen Everyone needs a little escape once in a while. Because senbons are sexy. Drinking partners make everything a little bit less lonely. He found her in an allley completely and utterly wasted and brought her home. She found him in the same place two weeks later. Karma sucks. There are others I'll paste later... Hope you enjoy the fanfics. Sincerely, -Priss- OoOoOo | |||||||
1. In The End reviewsBecause Itachi likes to pretend he's God. She's his bloody angel. ItaSaku in the one last moment.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-15-09 - Sakura H. & Itachi U. - Complete2. Collision » reviewsEight years after Sasuke left Sakura is the most powerful kunoichi in Kohona, but she is a member of the ANBU Elite. She leaves Kohona after she attempts suicide. She has a death wish, he just wants her to join him in Akatsuki. An unlikely pair..DeiSakNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,180 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 12-2-08 - Sakura H. & Deidara