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Author has written 91 stories for Doctor Who, Parodies and Spoofs, K-PAX, Quantum Leap, Cupid, Misc. Tv Shows, StarTrek: The Original Series, A-Team, Voyagers!, James Bond, Muppet Show, Stargate: Atlantis, Touched by an Angel, and Psych. On The Eighth Day God Called us to the Stars I am Elizabeth Hensley. I am gifted and cursed with Asperger’s syndrome. Asperger’s syndrome is the best kind of crazy to be because we don’t flee from reality. We force reality to confirm to us. We improve reality. From our early days as Neanderthals, the “Daughters of Earth” (see Genesis 6:1-6) we’ve been the driving force behind much of Human progress. We invented cave painting, burying our dead with flowers, the flute and the ocarina. We first domesticated the Dog, the Horse, the Goat and the Sheep. About the only thing we didn’t invent was sewing. When we wanted to keep warm we threw an Animal skin over us. It took the Cro Magnons/Neurotypicals/Sons of God to invent sewing and fashion, and fashion has been a bug-a-boo to us ever since. Flash forward a few thousand years and we have Albert Einstein, Tesla, Oppenheimer, Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Bill Gates, Bill Murray, Stephen Spielberg, and we have Elizabeth Hensley. I’ m a proud and humiliated Aspergerian in proud and glorious company. NASA has been called a sheltered workshop for Aspergerians. So is Microsoft. The main difference between Aspergerians and Schizophrenics is while we both think and talk a lot about going for rides in spaceships, Schizophrenics go for rides in spaceships because little Green Men abduct them but Aspergerians go for rides in spaceships because we design and BUILD them. But due to our shared inability to read and respond to facial expressions, our intense special interests which we are always happily fanatical about and our lack of interest in the usual neurotypical social stuff when talking to us on the streets and in Psychiatrists offices it is often very hard to tell the difference! Sigh! Ask me how I know this! :( Riddle: “What do you call an Neurotypical (Non-Aspergerian) in a research and development lab? “ “Lost.” Castles in the Air (Everyone's Place In society). Neurotics dream of Castles in the Air. Psychotics move into them. But Aspergerians think long and hard about Castles In the Air and design workable blueprints. Neurotypicals take those blueprints and with their superior social skills Organize the resources for their actual construction. Psychiatrists sit back and collect the rent. If you met me you would find me quite weird for I cannot read or respond to facial expressions and have trouble making eye contact. I can’t tell People apart by their faces; (Face Blindness also called Prosopagnosia). When I was in school I could not socialize because I didn’t know who most People were and had no way to learn. I had the first-day-of-school-don’t-know-anybody jitters every day of my entire school years. That’s the curse part. But it’s a small price to pay for the rich mental Universe I internally dwell in because through the miracle of writing, word processing and the blessed Internet which will evolve into Heaven I can share my vision with the Universe. Every story, essay and poem I write is a blue print for the wonderful, warm and fuzzy future I have perfect faith Humanity is capable of building with a little help from our Future Selves. Due to General Relativity which as been proven (google it), Time and Space curve, bent by the gravitational mass of the Universe. Every thing that happens in the Future, everything we grow into, all progress and invention, happened in the Past. If for no other reason that self fulfilling prophesy, just as we build the Submarine Nautilus, the Moon ship Columbia and the International Space Station, just as there are cell phone and communication satellites, just as there are Robots rolling around on Mars and vacuuming carpets on Earth, we will use Science to build that 1500 mile long cube mentioned in the last two chapters of Revelation, go around curved space time and upload everybody's organically produced operating systems including the Galilee Carpenter's and give Him His well deserved Kingdom; because we want to and can. No other reason is necessary. The minute that Neanderthal (probably a Lady) dragged her dead Loved One to the most protected area of their cave and covered him in flowers to fight the stench, from that moment the building of New Jerusalem became unavoidable. We tenacious Humans had decided to do something about death instead of helplessly accepting it. Faith inspires Science and Science fulfills Faith. Flash forward a few billion years and we build any kind of Universe and Future we desire. Because Time-Space curves the Afterlife already exists. Every story I write is a blue print-vision of Good Samaritan style neighborliness taken to the Stars and every other possible place. In my blueprint God and gods, Humans, Angels, Aliens, Animals and AI’s can get along and do so. Because peace is more fun than fighting and love is far more powerful than war. The pen is mightier than the sword, the word processor than the Bomb and why fight when we can party on and be excellent to one another? It is no coincidence that Eternity is seen from the Vikings to Stargate as a diner, a night kitchen, a wedding feast, the eternal feast of the gods! For feasting is what we shall do forever! Christ said in Revelation 3:20-21 “Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with me. To him who overcomes, I will give the right to sit with me on my throne, just as I overcame and sat down with my Father on his throne. “ Let Christ in for pity’s sake. He’s hungry and lonely and He has so much love to give! You haven’t been loved until you’ve invited the warm Cosmic Muffin inside your skull to debug you, network you with the rest of the Body we are evolving into and to be loved from your insides outwards from the deepest most innermost marrow of your being! Thanks for paying attention to this wise and loving crazy-wise Lunatic. And know in your hearts all you desire will come to you in time if you take up your burdens and push forward. A quantum leap is not a huge leap but a tiny, smaller-than-an-atom leap. Out of a multitude of such tiny little leaps, one gently doable stair-step upwards at a time, over the next ten to fifteen billion years we evolve into the Omega Point of evolution. “Rather speaking the truth in love we are to grow up in every way into the head into Christ.” Ephesians 4.15 Enjoy my Castles in the Air and then go out into Reality Space and put foundations under them. Always pay every good deed forward for this World and the Universe is round and it will get back to you after gaining Moore’s law-like levels of momentum. There is no stopping us tenacious Humans! As Gene Roddenberry said, “the Human adventure is just beginning.” I say, “Day Eight has come. We’ve been called to the Stars and it is very early in the morning!” Things to . Autism + Neanderthal Theory http://www.proofgodexists.org http://www.gigglesfromheaven.org http://www.poemsofdarwinsgod.org The High Frontier + Colonies In Space The Omega Point. Neandergooglethals + flowers And something society needs to be aware of that is very dangerous in our food supply that the FDA is not protecting us from that causes rage reactions and brain damage! It also speeds up cancer and obesity! It is allowed to hide in foods, vaccines and IVs under 40 different names including "natural flavoring." And more names to give foods a "clean label" are being added all the time! While it can do this in Neurotypicals too it may be the real reason for the "Autism epidemic." We do not have an Autism epidemic but an epidemic of very sick Autists! Undamaged we eccentric Ludwig Von Drakes would be here anyway doing many wonderful things for society! Please do not donate to Autism Speaks or Cure Autism Now! They are only looking for our genes so a genetic test can be found so we can be aborted! If we are erased from Forever say goodbye to all future generations of Eccentric Geniuses who will be needed to get rid of killer asteroids and get Humanity to the stars! Better to clean the environment of the toxins that our glutathione deficient livers cannot handle and green the vaccines (get the chemicals out of them we cannot handle) and not give so many unnecessary ones; (they are a good idea gone too far) and get rid of all live virus vaccines because there is always some genetic type who will not be able to handle them (and to harm one minority genetic type to help the majority genetic types is just exactly what Hitler was doing and it is wrong!) http://www.msgtruth.org http://www.truthinlabeling.org and finally: http://www.ageofautism.com/2008/05/sick-monkeys-st.html | |||||||
1. KPAX I Saw The CIA By The SeaBased on a line from the 3rd K-PAX book. 2 CIA Agents are sent to get a promise from prot that he won't teach anyone to mirror beam. They suspect he's a Lunatic who discovered something about the laws of physics. But prot is much more than they expected!K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,493 - Published: 12-29-112. KPAX Finding A Place for protFor hardcore K-PAX fans: Very short story. Discussion at Bellevue between Doctors as to where to place prot long term.K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Published: 8-21-11 - Complete3. Cupid: Trevor's Cell PhoneFelix and "Trevor's" separate realities clash when Felix answers Trevor's cell and Uncle Mercury is on the other end!Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Published: 8-13-11 - Complete4. Cupid and PsychShawn helps a "Lunatic" whose convinced he's Cupid! Friends in VERY high places so Shawn REALLY starts having visions! Also crosses Matlock, Robin Hood, Wonderful Life, Infancy Gospel of Thomas, & what Herman Munster to Cthulhu would be!Crossover - Cupid & Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64,611 - Published: 8-5-11 - Shawn S. - Complete5. Cupid: The Food of the gods!Short little slice of life. Cupid cooks old family recipes for Felix, Lita & Claire. Not terribly deep or dramatic. Funny but not too silly. For all who miss home & family far away.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Published: 7-24-11 - Complete6. Cupid Touched By An Angel: Sasha the White TigressWhile still confined to Sachs-Gordon Cupid recounts to Claire how he obtained his childhood and eternal companion, Sasha the White Siberian Tigress.Crossover - Cupid & Touched by an Angel - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Published: 7-15-117. Cupid: Oh Pesky Reality!Lighthearted. Short. Love! ALWAYS a Psychosis and always wonderful! Just a few minutes of early married life between Cupid/Trevor and Dr. Claire McCrae/Psyche.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Published: 6-24-11 - Complete8. Cupid: Livy's BeadDr. Claire McCrae has two problems. Her most nerve wrecking Patient is obsessed with finding Folks True Loves. Her own Mother is driving her nuts trying to find a True Love. Well, Duh! Lighthearted. Short.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,135 - Published: 6-18-11 - Complete9. Eternal Cupid in the SpringA fun Trevor Hale story that could have been a real episode; a romantic match-up that almost didn't make it, Claire bemused as always, silliness with Champ, lots of pathos, and a mystery into Human nature solved.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Published: 6-7-11 - Complete10. CupidStargate: A Stitch In TimeWhen Cupid overhears terrorists plotting to steal a time machine he has a big problem! He's a "Lunatic." How do you convince anybody to listen to you about something "crazy" as that! But if you don't...!Crossover - Cupid & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Published: 4-26-11 - David S./Sheppard - Complete11. Cupid goes Coo Coo!When a Wild Pigeon flies in the window of Cupid's room & demands the god of love's help what else can Trevor and Claire do? By-the-Book therapy Theology and common sense have to fly out the window with the Bird! Love writes its own rules!Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Published: 4-9-1112. Cupid: Human Guidance reviewsWhen a very frightened, elderly Individual who speaks only Greek is brought to Sachs-Gordon by the Police it looks like a job for Superman-not. But it is a perfect job for Trevor! Short. Pleasant.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-11 - Complete13. Cupid and The Fairies in the Pipes of Tres EquisCupid gets himself in very hot water when he dismantles and damages the plumbing pipes of Tres Equis looking for a fatal problem that isn't really there. Or isn't it!Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Published: 3-27-11 - Complete14. Cupid: Jive! reviewsWhile still confined to Sachs-Gordon Cupid makes a Believer out of an unlucky-in-love Professor of Ancient Languages. Claire is puzzled and amazed! How can "Cupid" know the contents of a letter written & burned by a Four Year Old, 40 years earlier!Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-10 - Complete15. Cupid 2012!Don't worry Folks! If you have access to a nail and a hammer Cupid has us Mortals at least a partial solution to 2012! That is the Aztec calender running out in that year. " At least we aren't all doomed! Could be either Cupid.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Published: 11-6-10 - Complete16. Cupid and a Pterodactyle named TerranceCupid recounts to Claire how he was used to rescue a very ungrateful Pterodactyl and where the real Jurassic Park is at.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Published: 10-27-10 - Complete17. New York Cupid Visits ChicagoFans of 1998's will adore this! Ties both shows together! Gives closure! Gives reason why"second" Cupid is more serene. Lets us know Claire Allen's, Champ's, & Milton's fate. Bittersweet & a bit sad but silly in places.Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,931 - Published: 10-27-10 - Complete18. Cupid DelariusCupid runs a high fever. Various colorful hallucinations show up & his family. If Trevor truly were crazy this would be it! Loved writing this! Know You will love reading it! :Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,194 - Published: 9-3-10 - Complete19. Poetry: They and We Shall Dance Forever! reviewsPoetry. The significance of Cupid and Psyche dancing together, having a child and Trevor Pierce's last name.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-24-10 - Complete20. Cupid: And Love Is Stronger Than MemoriesThe kind of story Elizabeth Hensley just does not write & yet I did! Angst! Yet it is beautiful not soggy angst. : Short. A lost love from Cupid's Host's past visits the bar & Claire gets a few answers & a whole lot more questions!Cupid - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Published: 7-17-10 - Complete21. Cupid: Conspiracy Between Love and ReasonShort. Warm. Can a "Psychotic Delusional Barkeep who thinks he's Cupid" who works as a Barkeep, & his Psychiatrist work together to save a "mutual Client" from his own foolishness?Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Published: 7-17-10 - Complete22. Cupid: The Mulitple Meaning of Words reviewsLittle longer than a drabble. Claire misinterprets something Trevor says to himself leading to an amusing misconception.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-10 - Complete23. Cupid The Secret Of Serenity reviewsWhen a Social Worker checks up on Delightful she is terrified, soothed and amazed! Most "abused," "failure to thrive" babies raised by "psychotic dads" do not hover on the ceiling, do not talk and do not give you the secret of serenity!Cupid - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-9-10 - Complete24. Cupid Ascending Mount OlympusClaire finally finds out the truth about her mysterious husband when a letter "Trevor" sends home leads her to the very top of Mount Olympus, a fateful meeting with his divine family & the start of her own ascension into goddess hood.Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,055 - Published: 6-27-10 - Complete25. Cupid: Grand Delusions 2009 reviews2009 version of Cupid mentoring "Don Quixote." Different twists to the same basic ideas used in 1998. Ends much more satisfactory. No dreams lost. Starts off a little sad. Gets happy. Very funny in places.Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56,567 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-10 - Complete26. CupidKPAX Star Trek ShenanigansCupid makes up as a Klingon, goes to a science fiction convention with Dr Benjamin Leo and his Star Trek club, enters the costume contest, meets a real alien and several even weirder beings!Crossover - Cupid & K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,010 - Published: 4-13-10 - Complete27. Cupid The Silence of the Ham reviewsSilly Drabble. When Claire and Dr Greeley discover Trevor Pierce has another "shocking" talent it is soon apparent for the sake of a patient's mental health there have to be trade offs. There are things far worse than thinking oneself to be Cupid!Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-11-1028. Cupid When the Blind Lead the Blind Get Out Of TheDesperate to reach her somehow Dr Greeley gets an idea as crazy-wise as Trevor Hale when he asks him to peer council a dying Heiress. Cupid teaches "Grasshopper" how to enjoy this realm. Mercury escorts her to the next! Dark, funny, wise.Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,439 - Published: 3-11-10 - Complete29. Cupid: Not All Matches Count : reviewsSilly domestic drabble about laundry, puns and matches that don't get beads.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-11-10 - Complete30. Cupid Trevor Rescues a Tortoise reviewsTo his Therapist's tense terror Trevor trudges through thick traffic to a tend to a terrified and trapped in traffic Tortoise. True Love # Ten!Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-1-10 - Complete31. KPAX Sharpening Marching MatildaMy first brand new K-PAX story in a long time. Just a short, pleasant mostly pointless except for the pencil :- slice of life encounter between prot and Dr Donna Johnson, Psychiatric Social Worker soon after prot is transferred to MPI. Relaxing.K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Published: 12-28-09 - Complete32. Cupid: Merry Christmas!This is Christmas time so this one is unashamedly, joyfully & playfully an expression of my own faith. Though in the framework of a Cupid story it's more about a different higher God so skip if you want. I uploaded a new less deep 1 too so U have a choiceCupid - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Published: 12-23-09 - Complete33. Cupid and Livy Paint the Town Pink reviewsWhen Milton allows Claire to take a vacation away from observing Trevor & attend a conference in Hawaii Claire kills 2 Dinos with 1 boulder by putting Trevor & her Mother in charge of each other hoping they will keep each out of trouble. Will it work?Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-23-09 - Complete34. Cupid, The Cat, & 3 Little g gods reviewsOne of my promised sequels to Cupid's DDGOS. A short, loving, sweetly, funny look at domesticity little g god style. Wise & shamelessly corny. And their anticipated Cat shows up! Poor Uncle Mercury! Won't bore you. Won't jangle your nerves.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-09 - Complete35. Cupid's Daughter Delightful goddess of SerenityClaire & Cupid wed. Suddenly his family's back! Claire fears for what's left of Trevor's sanity! But Delightful is born with powers to sooth. No longer lonely & a great Dad, Trevor blossoms. But CPS sees only "psychosis." Can Love win?Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81,619 - Published: 11-3-09 - Complete36. Cupid: Bats! reviewsCupid finds a way to drive Dr Greeley nuts when he cheerfully agrees to wear an experimental ankle monitor. Then he deals with Bats invading Tres Equis, finds a secret room full of bootleg hooch & solves a Prohibition era mystery!Cupid - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,261 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-09 - Complete37. Cupid: Trevor and The TrekkersWhen Claire goes vacation Cupid gets in an accident & to his delight meets up with a Shrink as "colorful not crazy" as himself who without popping any of Claire's delusions finds out the shocking truth about, "Trevor." Giggles, warmth, a few tears.Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,895 - Published: 10-3-09 - Complete38. Cupid Nature Abhors a Vacuum :0 reviewsShort. Silly. Loving. A little bit wise. Slightly longer than a drabble but not by much. Could be either Cupid.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-09 - Complete39. Cupid in the Year 2059Short drippingly sweet, sentimental slice of life conversation between Felix & Cupid far in the future after Delightful is born and things have settled down beautifully. It would help to read Cupid After 8 years as a Mortal first. But you don't have to.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Published: 9-27-09 - Complete40. Cupid's Childhood and Love's TribunalCupid's Childhood and the Expulsion hearing that got him kicked down to the Mortal Realm told in his own words! : Funny, sad, and warm. Note my promised "Cupid's Daughter Delightful, Goddess of Serenity" is almost finished. Bear with me.Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,365 - Published: 9-10-09 - Complete41. Cupid: Dr Freschette At The Bar reviewsWhen the Doctor who wanted to recommit and control him with a dangerous experimental drug asks Cupid to serve him a drink, he suspects a hostile motive. But thank Grandfather he has Mortal allies! Based on 1998 Cupid Episode First LovesCupid - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-0942. Cupid The Emerald InfernoWarning! This is not one of my my usual warmidys. This is a tragic love story from Cupid's past, a horror story with monsters that really exist & they are not exaggerated here! Think Classic Trek's "Paradise Syndrome" & Who Mourns for Adonis?Cupid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Published: 8-11-0943. Cupid: The Emerald InfernoWarning! This is not one of my my usual warmidys. This is a tragic love story from Cupid's past a horror story with monsters that REALLY do exist and they are not exaggerated here! Think Trek's Paradise Syndrome Who Mourns for AdonaisCupid - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Published: 8-1-0944. Cupid Rescues Uncle Apollo reviewsAuthor's note. Alright. I kind of took the wind out of the sails of the episode, "Who Mourns for Adonais" by giving this tragedy a happier, warmer ending. but suicide intervention is important! Gods don't let gods kill themselves! :-Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Cupid - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-1-09 - J. Kirk - Complete45. The Cupids Get CommitedCharacter studies on how both Cupids handled being committed. Despite being the same elemental spirit the personalities of his Hosts changes his attitude towards this stressful situation. 1 is very upset about it. The other takes it in stride.Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,120 - Published: 7-28-09 - Complete46. Cupid After 8 Years as a Mortal 100th Bead Story reviewsWhen 2009 Cupid finally kisses Claire Bear his final bead moves! But between their first kiss and their first making of whoopee is a space of a few hours and for those few hours Cupid is truly a god again! Each chapter can be enjoyed as a separate story.Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,065 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-0947. Cupid: All Strangers on the Bus reviewsOne of my better stories! When Champ tries to do Claire a favor and challenges Trevor to prove his father the god of war gave him martial arts training he's EXPECTING to pop one of Trevor's "delusions." Instead, surprise! Good thing he's on our side!Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-28-09 - Complete48. Cupid Left of the Dial Extra Scene reviewsJust a continuation of the scene between Felix and Claire after Trevor Cupid Pierce snatched Claire's food and told Felix to, "Give her anything she wants. its on me I have a match to make!"Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-26-09 - Complete49. Cupid: My Fair Masseuse Extra Scenes reviews3 Extra Scenes for Cupid Episode My Fair Masseuse Cupid allows a Linguist Claire arranged to evaluate him to determine his "true origins." Claire gets Cupid to sign some forms and she and Cupid discuss the Linguist's evaluationCupid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,072 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-09 - Complete50. The New Star Trek Movie According to Cupid!Claire has to go on vacation and temporarily entrusts Cupid to another Shrink, one who turns out to be as fanatical about Star Trek as our fallen little g god is! This is going to be part of a much longer story, coming as soon as possible.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete51. Cupid: Zeus is Off His Meds Again A drama about aCupid's family has to ask their Neighbor for help from Samuel Becket to repair the time line when Zeus goes off his meds, creates a scene & blows Cupid's cover. We get to see both time lines, the 1 before Sam changed things & the one where he did.Crossover - Quantum Leap & Cupid - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,233 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete52. Cupid Explanation for Cupid to Explain to Folks orThis will help folks who want to explain the show, Cupid to others or who wants to know more about it themselves. This counts as a story even if it is mostly narrative and has almost no dialog .Cupid - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Published: 6-6-09 - Complete53. Cupid: Grand Delusions Extra Scenes reviewsThere are three chapters to this, all related to the original Cupid episode; Watch it at You tube.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-4-09 - Complete54. Cupid: Not all THAT Harmless! reviewsIt occurred to me yesterday that a being who can do what Cupid/Trevor can do is harmless ONLY because he chooses to be! What if Cupid got in a situation where he had to be violent to save the life of someone dear to him?Cupid - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-09 - Complete55. Cupid Contacts His Own Kind reviewsThis is written so it could be either Cupid. Cupid plays a trick on his beloved Therapist when he smugly informs her he is in contact with his own kind again.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-30-0956. Cupid Gets His Friends to Doubt Their DoubtCupid comes up with a skillful way to help his friends & beloved Psychiatrist doubt their doubt in his divinity. He succeeds but not the way he thought Claire may have found a simpler reason for his madness, a reason that was hid in plain site all alon.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Published: 5-30-09 - Complete57. KPAX Alternate Universe 911What if Robert had stayed home that the day his family was attacked and killed so he was there to save them? Then what if he and his internal Alien friend took a vacation to New York that fateful day? Contains a practical plan for handling hijackersK-PAX - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,546 - Published: 5-18-09 - Complete58. Cupid 1998 Pilot Extra Scene reviewsBased on something my friend did when A Team was popular. She filled out an employment application as if Murdock filled it out. But if Murdock had problems doing so imagine Cupid's difficulties do the same thing!Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-16-0959. Quantum Cupid: Leap into Psyche reviewsWhen Sam leaps into the Lady Therapist of a man who thinks he is Cupid the Greek god of love Sam must cope with the mystery of the man known as Trevor Hale. Is he fallen god, cosmic clown, wise lunatic bartender, or all? How does he know classified info?Crossover - Quantum Leap & Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,908 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-8-09 - Complete60. Cupid: Shipping Out The Next Scene reviewsThis is the first time the new show got anything but fluffy. When one of Cupid's successful matches may end in tragedy, Claire and Cupid come to agreed upon ground rules for Cupid's matchmaking.Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-09 - Complete61. The Great Right Hope Extended SceneWhat if the scene where Trevor explained to "minicupid" he really thinks he is the Greek god of love had started a few moments sooner and gone on a few more moments?Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Published: 5-2-09 - Complete62. The Children's Hour Extended and Extra Scenes"The Children's Hour" had a very interesting scene: Cupid's either getting his powers back or his parents sent Champ a sign to lay off the scornful behavior. Here's your chance to "hear" the lullaby Venus sang to her baby, Cupid.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Published: 5-2-09 - Complete63. Lassie in the 21st Century reviewsWith my tongue firmly between by cheek I demonstrate how Lassie would cope today with Timmy's neglectful parents! :0Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-09 - Complete64. Cupid 10 to 20 The Transfer reviewsMy theory for tying the two shows together. When Dr. Frechette exorcises Cupid out of RT Hale his family must find a new host and a new Claire for their problem child.Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-1-0965. Cupid: Crazy Like a FoxShort, relaxing slice of life with Cupid and Champ at a shopping mall. Not much happens but its pleasant.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Published: 4-30-09 - Complete66. Cupid's KaraokeDuring a quiet night at Taggerty's Cupid pours his heart and soul into a self made filk song that touches the heart of Claire and hints to her about an insightful secret she was not aware Trevor knew. Champ also learns something about his roommate.Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Published: 4-29-0967. KPAX: Cupid It's a Wonderful Life Despite 911Cupid must pull a "Howling Mad Murdock" to save Claire and Josie from 9/11. Then Cupid, prot and the staff and Patients of MPI and Sachs-Gordon Medical Center Medical center get through 9/11 with a little help from Clarence Odbody Angel First Class.Crossover - Cupid & K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,476 - Published: 4-26-09 - Complete68. Cupid: The Stygian FloodWhen Cupid the god of love copes in a perfectly sane way with the plumbing problem from Hell, his Friends and Shrink start to suspect there may be more to Trevor Hale than madness. Extremely funny without any wobbling. A little wisdom. A lot of Love.Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete69. Cupid: First Loves Three extra Scenes reviewsHow to Avoid Commitment in a Mental Institution Even If You Are a Fallen God with Serious Problems.Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,267 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-09 - Complete70. Cupid: God, Ham or Lunatic? reviewsSet after First Loves, Cupid makes a youtube video to help find lovers to unite, encourage people to help him stay free and to bring business to Taggerty'sCupid - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-09 - Complete71. A Moment in the Park with Zeus reviewsEvery family has 1 they don't talk about. For the gods of Olympus that one is Cupid! But fortunately he has a good Therapist so there is hope. Short little slice of life piece about Claire meeting up with Trevor's grateful Grandfather ZeusCupid - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-09 - Complete72. KPAX: Through Different Eyes reviewsDr. Chakraborty suddenly gets new insight into what it is like to a multiple personality or an Alien's host when prot has to use a different friend as a host for a few days. They save a life, have a culinary adventure & Robert Porter makes a new friend.K-PAX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,828 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-8-08 - Complete73. How Gallifreyons Learned to Travel In Time reviewsREALLY, Silly Drabble about How the Gallefreyons learned to travel in time.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-07 - Complete74. Kermit's Furtherst Adventure reviewsSilly drabble about Kermit taking a trip aboard the TardisCrossover - Doctor Who & Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-11-07 - Kermit - Complete75. The Orderlies Tell Their Tale reviewsGentle Tale of the Orderlie's first meeting with prot, told from their point of view.K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-20-0476. Oh OH Seven Its the Doctor! reviewsThe Doctor both saves and annoys Bond, James Bond while on holidayCrossover - Doctor Who & James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,251 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-12-03 - 4th Doctor - Complete77. Aliens Abroad reviewsThe Doctor "rescues" the Brigadier on his trip to FloridaDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-12-0378. Doctor Who and Bogg reviewsThe Doctor saves Paul Revere and history with a little help from 2 other Time TravelersCrossover - Doctor Who & Voyagers! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,064 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-12-03 - 5th Doctor - Complete79. KPAX: what prot said to the astronomers reviewsWhat rot said to the astronomers after dr b and Roman left.K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-9-0380. KPAX: new york alien christmas reviewsProt's adventures in the Big Apple right before he gets committed. He's in a Christmas pageant, plays an elf, meets some other ET's & a Camel with the soul of a Poet named Humpry.K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-03 - Complete81. KPAX: Desert Song reviews"Short story about prot's adventure in the vast desert of the middle east, with a human female, a flock of crows, and a dessert sheik!K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-26-02 - Complete82. K-PAX UnderCover Alien reviewsFannish fun with Gene, prot and Robert at MPIK-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58,028 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-31-0283. KPAX: Quantum Beam of Light reviewsSam leaps into Rob Porters Body and has to deal with the alien prot and vice versa!Crossover - Quantum Leap & K-PAX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,754 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-24-02 - Complete84. KPAX The Horse Whisperer Hope Indiana reviewsprot's relationship with a great white horse, a little boy and a small town farm family with a serious problem their "demented farm hand" solves for them.K-PAX - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,568 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-27-02 - Complete85. The Lunatic's Point of View reviewsProts own viewpoint 5th attempt to upload!K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,825 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-16-0286. K-PAX: Bill Siegal's Sessions with Prot reviewsBill Siegal's Adventures in figuring out prot.K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-0287. K-PAX The Mad Men And The Big Big Rock reviewsin 2010 dr b must persuade prot/Robert to divert an asteroid and he meets prot/Robert's familyK-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,803 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-22-0288. K-PAX zaire reviewsProt is either Robert Porters friendly loving alien symbiont or else rob is a multiple and prot is the secondary persona. He never tried to control rob, until one day this gentle herbivore is forced to become reluctant "puppet master" when rob tries to kK-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-0289. K-PAX April Wisdom reviewsBr B plays an april fool joke on prot, and prot plays one right back! :-)K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-10-0290. A Team and The Tardis Incident reviewsco written by my friend Tina Vogt. Dr Who and Murdock each do their bit to land the space shuttle!Crossover - Doctor Who & A-Team - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-1-02 - 5th Doctor & Murdock - Complete91. We can too tell reality from fantasy! reviewsA defense against certain Mundanes who think we can't tell fantasy from reality. Ha! We can too, can too can too!Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-02 - Complete
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