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If you are an anime/manga adict, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a Narutard and you're proud of it, copy this on to your profile.

The more you love someone, the more you want them dead.

hi my name is ...whatever you want to call me!

but my real nameSHALL REMAIN HIDDAN Just LIKE Pein- i mean the leader of the Akatsuki

nope it's My name is- None of your buisness just kidding it's Inukita Meisu Sasha Yuki Akata Alba Abumi Hyuuga Terada Tsuchi Inuzuka Nara Uchiha Yamanaka Couger Akimichi Abumrame Kaguya Torisuna Mijuo Raijuu Lightning Yagami Uzumaki Namikaze Fuuma Akatsuki Kamizuru Yurameshi Jaganshi Kurama Kuwabara Hoshigaki Sabaku Haruno Hozuki Kinuta Kurosaki Hinamori Ichimaru

Just to let you know alot of my stories will probely be on the Akatsuki since i'm a big fan!! but i'll have others too!

If you've ever cried as you read a fan fic, copy and paste this in your bio. (yes, mainly Our Tommorows Start Tonight, Pein and Konan: The Way Things Are, We Are One, Twilight Brings the Fall, and Pein and Konan: The Rainy Days Are The Hardest))

If you have ever been addicted to the Akatsuki, paste this to your profile

If you think a certain pairing should get more love, paste this into your profile

here's my anime profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRIf, Deidara and Toshiros property, Muffn and Uchiha Surane, Ayase Reincarnated, Akatsui-Hidan

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (my fav on this list)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (my 2nd fav)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like writing pastes this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I find "good morning" contradictory.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

''Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.''

''There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.''

''It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.''

No try. Do, or do not. There is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side. And it holds the world together." - Random website

"The world only requires two things in life. WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape, if it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40.

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach

"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action." -Anonymous

Konichiwa!

I paint, make scultptures, sketch, and also draw anime.

I LOVE THE AKATSUKI! THEY'RE AWESOME! Hidan is my favorite, then Itachi and Saso-kun then Deidara and the whole Akatsuki enchalada . Oh, who am I kidding, those three are GOREGEOUS! XD (uncontrollable laughter) C'mon, you all know it's true. Oh, and Tobi is so cute and funny!

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile

If you are an Otaku post this! (Otaku is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime and manga- info gotten off of Wikipedia!)

If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Midori, NejiTenfanforever, Deidara and Toshiros property, Uchiha Surane, Ayase Reincarnated, Akatsuki-Hidan

my quotes favoritys

Hinata: I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting your imminent doom... (dont get me wrong, I ADORE Hina-chan!)

Shino: while a ace in the hole is good.. two aces are better...

All the good men are either taken, gay, or fictional characters, DAMMIT! (so true T.T)hin

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. And laugh.

Come to the dark side...we have cookies!

you are weak.why are you so weak? because you lack...hatered

Kakuzu was here the whole time? so that explains the money grabbing nosies that i heard moving behind the sofa..HI Kakuzu...

art is eternal

art is a bang un!

i'm a good girl >

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

Akamaru and Kimimaro…um…no! This is big time crack right here!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Of course! Kyuubi is uber smexy!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I’d say it’s about time! But the other Akatsuki members would freak out and all hell would break loose. I'd be cheering and celebrating. All the stuff I read in fanfics concerning them will have come true.

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

no…not really…not Nibi by herself anyway…

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Deidara and Akamaru? Can you say Crack? If you can’t then get your brain checked right away. That would do all of us a huge favor...you Glaux damned fucking moron.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kin/Nibi for sure! Crack Yuri sex between a Bijuu and a Bitch is hilarious!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He would go insane and ask why in Hagsmire is the Akatsuki Leader mounting a subordinate. Somebody would surely end up dead after that encounter. My vote goes to Deidara. Juugo himself would probably missing a few limbs. Pein would just be PISSED. It's his job. Give him a break for Glaux's sake!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

1-Day Tayuya was bored and came across Gaara. But the Shukaku within Gaara wanted some of that hot sound kunoichi. Will Gaara control Shukaku? Or will he take Tayuya on the spot?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Not really…Unless you are totally high on something. Can you say Necrophylia? If you can't...then you apparently like to fuck dead people too.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Broken Team

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Humor/Sci-fi/Fantasy/Supernatural

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Possibly…I'd certainly hope so! Unless it's Kyuubi/Shukaku, then Shukaku better be straight!

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I’m not sure…

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Hell no!

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

That’s the spot bitch! Give me more pleasure lest I shove this flute here up your ass!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hanging By a Moment OR Lost Butterfly

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning…3 way crack Sex with an animal, an angsty DEAD teenager, and a Man-God-Gingerheaded-Pincusion

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Fuck me or else bitch!

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

They seem to finally have found some common ground in each other in the form of art. Everyone in the world needs a purpose. I'm glad they found theirs...

20. How emo is Seven?

Very emo. He is a crazed psychopath. But he does have his good moments .

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

MORE QUOTES

If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly say you're going to do various things, but never actually get around to doing it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever REALLY wanted to flame a fanfic but refrained from doing so to spare the author's feelings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've memorized the shinobi hands signs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

"If you love something, Set it Free. Or Just cripple it so it can't get away." - Unknown (Sadly this is the perfect quote to describe my favorite Naruto couple: Nagato/Konan)

My favorites sayings:
Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
How may I screw you over today?
A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity
Boldly going nowhere.
Don't drink and drive! You might hit a bump and spill your sake!
Don't feel pity for the stupidity.
It's hard to look like i care because i don't.
Cancel my subscription because I'm tired of your issues.
Don't judge a man till you walk a mile in his shoes, after that who cares you're a mile away and you've got his shoes
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another sake.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Whatever it is I didn't do it! YET...
Keyboard not found, press any key to continue

I am like a ninja: Silent, secretive, lethal...

I like Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto for that reason...

I am like an owl: quiet, graceful, beautiful...

I like Gaurdians of Ga'Hoole by Kathryn Lasky for that reason...

I am like an alter user: unique, powerful, misunderstood, determined...

I like S-Cry-Ed by Yosuke Kuroda for that reason...

I am me...

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you love Japanese culture, copy this into your profile.

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this copy and paste this in your profile.

If Naruto ever proposed to Sakura, she would scream "Not on your life" and pummel him into pudding. Besides, the lead male and the lead female going together is a cliche that got overused by old superhero comics. (Captain Awesome always comes along and rescues Miss Pretty-Pretty romantically in the end. I'm sick of it!)If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile.

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!:KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, Ayase Reincarnated

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Akatsuki is the greatest organization out of every anime/manga. They don't deserve the horrible treatment all of the members are enduring! There are many fans out there and you know it! Copy and paste this into your profile if you're an Akatsuki fan and want them all to live. Then add your name: Ayase Reincarnated

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (SUGGGGGAAARRR!!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile. (i feel like an ass now...)

If you know some who you just want to tack a picture of them to a dartboard and throw darts at it then please copy and paste this into your profile then say the person, specify where they are from, and add your name afterwords- Madara Uchiha (Naruto) Ayase Reincarnated

A rose is a rose is a rose. (SAKURA HARUNO! lol)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (I'M FUCKING INSANE!)

Even when you cant see Him, GLAUX is there! If you believe in GLAUX put this in your profile. (all hail Glaux!)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (my name is Meisu. my best friend is Sayurashi.)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (ok...it's Naruto, Scryed, Guardians of Ga'Hoole and the Nagato/Konan pair for me)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you hate 4Kids, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people who say DBZ is gay even though they haven't even seen an episode of it should burn in the bowels of hell for all eternity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is an over-rated piece of crap. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think religious extremists should shut the fuck up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If Sasuke has hair reminiscent of a chicken's ASS , copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate Naruto repeating "BELIEVE IT!" copy and paste this in your profile.

If you find Akatsuki humor just the funniest thing in the world 'cause they're cool and they know it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If the idea of Kakashi and Gai makes you want to shit your stomach and brains out, copy and paste this in your profile.

Cross over to the dark side. (we have cookies and chocolate cake!)

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/spade/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you have your own world, copy and past this to your profile

If you love Itachi copy and paste this into your profile!

Yay!!...

I am in love with this story~! I mean, like, really, really in LOVE with it! It's written well and the humor has me falling out of my chair with laughter.

I hope that u will read my stories and like them and review, please feel free to critize for i find that it will help me improve my writing skills

see ya! :D

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? All of the AKATSUKI!

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasoriXDeidara

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI!!

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No, I'm going to though

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Itachi keychain That's all for now...

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Naruto and Hinata!!

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru.

9) Which team is your favorite? Does Akatsuki count? If so, them

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No.

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? He is!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara!

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I HATE HIM IN THE SHIPPUDEN, BUT I DON'T MIND HIM IN THE ORIGINAL!!

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Almost all them.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No.

17) Sub or dub? Sub!

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny!

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? MADARA!!

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? ugly nerd.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku! he is one!

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? weird.

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Um... hm... Deidara.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Duh.

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? No, I'm going to though

27) Do you like lemons? No. they're sour.. (Acts innocent.)

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Yes!

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Most of them.

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes my sis and bro

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Nope.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF?' No.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life: Yes! Grades: No!

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No... I'm broke 'cuz i don't get paid.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Not really.

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? No.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No. i think he looks like a cave woman in the second stage.

40) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Not all of it.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile.

If an Akatsuki member is your favorite Naruto character, copy nd paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you love your MP3 player, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (its sad i know)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile

Betrayal

Are you a friend?
Are you really close?
will you be here,
when i need you the most?
you let me go,
and broke our trust,
i gotta leave you,
i really must,
you broke my heart,
and tore it in two,'
i cant belive,
i fell for that.
of all the people,
i could hate,
you made it you,
in our fate.
i didnt care,
didnt want to know,
didnt want,
to let you go.
but after that,
i cant deny,
how much you hurt me,
deep inside,
so if you see this,
remember that,
i now hate you,
you filthy brat.
so i guess ill just walk away,
the next timei see you,
because you betrayed me,
and now i hate you.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

The Jashin Alphabet

A Is For Akamaru Who Drowned In A Pool
B Is For Bandit Who Was Eaten By Ghouls
C Is For Chouji With Disease Of The Brain
D Is For Dein Derailed On A Train
E Is Ebisu Who Was Buried Alive
F Is For Fein Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye
G Is For Gein Who Died In The Womb
H Is For Hidan Who Was Sealed In A Tomb

I Is For Ino Who Lost Her Front Brakes
J Is For Jiraiya Who Was Bitten By Snakes
K Is For Kein Who Was Shot In The Head
L Is For Lee Who Bled And Bled
M Is For Madara Who Was Burned To A Crisp
N Is For Nagato Who Was Pummeled By Fists
O Is For Obito Who Lived Life To Fast
P Is For Pein Who Swallowed Some Glass

Q Is For Quentin Who Took The Wrong Trail
R Is For Rin Who Rotted In Jail
S Is For Sasuke Who Was Shot With A Bow
T Is For Tenten Who Froze In The Snow
U Is Udon Who Was Trampled By Hooves
V Is For Vanessa Who Fell Off A Roof
W Is For Will Who Was Hit By A Car
X Is For Xavier Who Sunk In The Tar
Y Is For Yahiko Who Fell From A Plane
Z Is For Zaku Who Simply Went INSANE

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (woohoo! I like the rain for 3 reasons )

#2. Sasuke/Sakura- Yet another guilty pleasure.

If you believe that Sakura and Sasuke WILL get married, copy and paste this to your profile. (they are already secretly married lol)

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile.

I'm a HUGE Akatsuki fangirl. No, I'm not rabid. I'm a fangirl in the sense that I want to see the remaining members survive the whole Naruto Series. I wish all the others weren't dead though. But with the way it's going, the remaining members will probably all die. If that does happen...Hinata should kill Zetsu. Suigetsu should kill Kisame. Tenten should kill Konan. Kakashi should kill Tobi. And Pein should commit suicide. Still, I'm not saying I WANT them to drop dead. Everyone deserves a fighting chance. These guys, in my opinion, aren't evil. Just a bit twisted. Blame it on Madara. It's ALL his fault! Let's all take a moment of Silence to remember the fallen 5: Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, & Kakuzu. Long Live Akatsuki! Akatsuki forever I say! RISE! Let them live!

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a sucker for Romance or Romance/Humor fan fics, copy and paste this to your bio and join the club. (ok, usually I fall in love with these fics if they involve the Akatsuki!)

Hobbies- Hunting, Falconry, Owl obsessing, weasels, ferrets, skunks! (seriously, i want a pet skunk! I'll call him Madara)