Hey people, Carly I am! I was born in 1993 and I remember the ninety's, I was deemed unmatchable and insulted on E-Harmony, and I have an addiction to fiction! Traveling the world is my dream, along with being a writer (after university/college). My Bio is usually unnaturally long so I hope to shorten it! I have been on fanfiction since... 2007? I have a whole bunch of favorite stories etc. Say Hi if you want!

Do not slander pairings thou does not like.
For the fangirls will find thee.
And in the day that they find thee
Thou shalt surely be doomed.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt. I totally agree. Sirius shall jump out from behind the curtain at the next person who walks by him. (The bold part is from An-Jelly-Ca's profile)

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it...

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Music is love in search of word.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away

That guy is missing a few fries short of a happy meal

"Go forth and set the world on fire." ~ screw the metaphorical, literal all the way

"Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself" "At least, you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland." "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting" ~ City of Bones

"I can't blame you for being you but you can't blame me for hating it." ~ 'A Little Less Sixteen Candles a Littles More "Touch Me"'

Silence is silver, but music is gold...

"Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys."

This platoon is going down over an espresso maker...- Generation Kill

look at this shit! why cant we ever invade cool countries with girls in bikinis? i'll tell u why its lack of pussy. lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability.- GK

gentlemen we just seised an airfield...that was pretty fucking ninja...-GK (found it funny :P)

brad check out this motherfucking crib out... i can be pimpin' yo...-GK

"Thanks Bella! For causing this evil blackmailabiltity!" The whole house was cackling maniacally, channelling Jasper, who was channelling Edward, who was sitting in a corner, channelling Artemis Fowl in meditative mode, with some extra hysterics and evil cacklingness (A/N-is that a word?).

"Any room I’m in is a sexroom. Because I’m Emmett Cullen."

all the world shall be in love with night and revile the garish sun

When you wish upon a star, wish that Stephanie Meyer was who you are! Then you will own Twilight. Next, wish for a bite (from Edward!!) But until that wish comes true, I’ll be me and you’ll be you. Neither of us will own Twilight, so once again: Le Sigh.

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .
Stuff I learned from Twilight

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart.

23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Space heaters can be very annoying.

30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

Copy and Paste this if you have ever said "Like" twice in one senence.

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile!

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