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Author has written 65 stories for Man From UNCLE, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. I've been messing around in fandom since about 1966, starting with the original Star Trek and moving forward from there. The great loves of my (fandom) life have been Illya Kuryakin (MFU), Spock, Mulder, the Bat(from the 60's onward) and just recently, I've started flirting with Doctor 10(I should be way too old for this). I've been writing fan fiction for as long as I can remember, starting with ST, but mostly MFU and Batman. In real life, I'm a scenic artist and set designer for a local theater. My monicker was chosen as part of having to work in a male-driven career, but as I've had to recently to point out to a collection agency trying to track down Charles Kirby, I'm not a guy! I've been married for 29 years to a fellow fan-loving guy and we have a son currently floggng his talents on Broadway. | |||||||||
1. The Beetlejuice Affair reviewsOkay, so being dead isn't that bad, but how to stop those nasty THRUSH? Say it once, say it twice, third time's the charm...Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-27-09 - Complete2. Researching Life reviewsIt wasn't his fault that Napoleon shot Illya, so why is everyone looking at him that way? A Working Stiffs storyMan From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-27-09 - Complete3. Art Imitating Life reviewsJust where does Illya go on Thursday nights? Napoleon just can't take it anymore and has to find outMan From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-24-09 - Complete4. Receptive Audience reviewsAdn you think being a receptionist is easy work - not at UNCLE HQ. A Working Stiffs storyMan From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-20-09 - Complete5. Coming Home to Roost reviewsRemember Leon - Napoleon's son? time has marched on with no fewer surprises for the Russian. Based upon a request by Ikeepgoldfishinmybra.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-17-09 - Complete6. Passport Please reviewsMaking travel arrangements and keeping agents on schedule is one thing, but sometimes a girl needs to think outside the box to best serve her clients.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-12-09 - Complete7. Once the Ink Dries reviewsA contract worker is brought in for a specialty job and how are they going to get Illya to sit still for this one. A Working Stiffs storyMan From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-10-09 - Complete8. The See You Later Alligator Affair reviewsNapoleon and Illya must inflitrate a THRUSH stronghold and their greatest weapon is also their greatest weakness - Uncle Fester. A silly MFU/Addams Family romp.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-09 - Complete9. Benched reviewsLife can be strangely revealing when you stop long enough to watch.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-09 - Complete10. Ready to Copy reviewsWhen you repair the copy machines in UNCLE Headquarters, you must be ready for anything, even a couple of cocky Section Two agents. - a Working Stiffs storyMan From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-5-09 - Complete11. The Touring Affair reviewsCars, drug runners, crazed FBI agents, and backseat sex, what else could two UNCLE agents hope for out of a cross country road trip? Very slight cross with The PrisonerMan From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-4-09 - Complete12. Speak Words of Comfort reviewsBeing the medical examiner for UNCLE is no walk in the park, but it's even more unplesasant when the man on your table was a friend and a valued Section Two - a Working Stiffs storyMan From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-2-09 - Complete13. The Northstar Affair reviewsBased loosely upon the movie "Meatballs" is Illya really truly ready for the summer...? Serious fluff...Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-29-09 - Complete14. Grave Yard Shift reviewsWhen your job is to retrieve dead bodies, you never have a good day - when one of those bodies is UNCLE's CEA, the day gets that much worse - a Working Stiffs StoryMan From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-29-09 - Complete15. A Stitch in Time reviewsWhat does it take to become Del Floria? Napoleon is about to find out and his tape measure will never be the same - a Working Stiffs story.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-28-09 - Complete16. To Play To Dream reviewsA young Illya Kuryakin plays...Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-27-09 - Complete17. If The Look Fits reviewsTwo Section Eight agents work their magic and Napoleon just can't help but wonder who the new girl around headquarters is. A Working Stiff story -- warning, seriously fluffy!Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-22-09 - Complete18. The Run No Header Affair reviewsIn the infancy of computers, a scientist has created a new storage device which THRUSH has claimed as their own. Now it's up to Napoleon and Illya to steal it back and crush THRUSH in one blow if they're not crushed first.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,523 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-19-09 - Complete19. Valet Parking Only reviewsSo, if you had Illya Kuryakin holed up in a parking kiosk for eight hours, what would you talk about? A Working Stiffs storyMan From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete20. Walking the Walk reviewsWhen you're a new Section Two agent, eveything can be a bit overwhelming, but when your leaders decide to lead by example, it can be even worse. A Working Stiffs story. Rate K for languageMan From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-9-09 - Complete21. Head Case reviewsAnother 'Working Stiffs' story - three of UNCLEs finest contrive to get two certain Section 2 agents to take some much needed down time.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-2-09 - Complete22. The Take Me Home Affair reviewsNapoleon goes home to Vermont for one last good bye. Yet he discovers things are very different from when he last visited home with his partner.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-30-09 - Complete23. Delivering the Goods reviewsA mail delivery boy discovers the upside to having a boring, dull, stupid job. A Working Stiffs story Rated K for naughty wordsMan From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-25-09 - Complete24. Keepn' It Clean Affair reviewsSometimes, it's not what you say, but when to keep quiet that makes all the difference. Another "Working Stuffs" storyMan From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-22-09 - Complete25. More Than a Starched Cap reviewsA nurse needs to know her job and when to care, when to fight and when to leave things in the hands of a bigger force. Written for Sparky995 - some religious and slash implied - no flames please, this is a special story for a special friend.Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-21-09 - Complete26. Out of the Mouth of Babes Affair reviewsNapoleon is faced with taking responsibility for his actions and his first reaction is to turn to his parnter for help. Written as a prompt for IKeepGoldFishinmyBraMan From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-0927. Making it All Add Up reviewsAnother in the Working Stiffs series - an accountant finds out who you really can count on in an emergencyMan From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-18-09 - Complete28. The Vinea Vitreaus Affair reviewsTHRUSH has started targeting wine growers in Napa Valley or is this just one step in a much more fiendish plot of world subjugation?Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,338 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-17-09 - Complete29. Down in the Mouth reviewsRemoving explosives from the mouth of a downed agent, my dental professors never warned me about days like this. Part of The Working Stiffs" seriesMan From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-15-09 - Complete30. Elevated Thoughts reviewsWhat is a girl to do when stuck in an elevator with two of Section 2's finest?Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-9-09 - Complete31. The Last Man Out Affair reviewsAfter Illya is left battling Survivor's Guilt following a massive explosion, Napoleon makes one last ditch effort to save his friend from premature field retirement.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,921 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-29-09 - Complete32. The Night HE Came Home Affair reviewsJust when you think it's safe to roam the corridors of UNCLE HQ, enter one inept bumbling French chief inspector Peter Seller's version, not Steve Martin's . THRUSH never knew what hit them...Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-22-09 - Complete33. The Till The Cows Come Home Affair reviewsNapoleon's father has a stroke and Napoleon, along with a reluctant Russian, head back to Vermont to run the farm. Sequel to "Mistletoe" and "Taken for Granite" And seriously fuffly...Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-09 - Complete34. The Addams Affair reviewsSometimes all you need to escape from THRUSH is the help of family, even when that family's name is Addams.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-6-09 - Complete35. The Mickey Mouse Affair reviewsNapoleon and Illya are in charge of escorting a Section One's daughter through Disneyland, but THRUSH is determined to make the park the unhappiest place on Earth.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,817 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-22-09 - Complete36. The Ripping Good Time Affair reviewsA decade ago, a madman killed a camp full of people and now he's back. Or is it just THRUSH using a legend as a cover? With any luck Napoleon and Illya can stay alive long enough to find out.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,315 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-6-09 - Complete37. The Wonderfulness of It All Affair reviewsAdd a pair of UNCLE agents, sprinkle with just a touch of I Spy and THRUSH and introduce a hapless turncoat for spice and the results could be every agent's nightmare.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-2-09 - Complete38. The Crab Apple Cove Affair reviewsIn Maine, with a badly wounded partner, where's a doctor when you need one?Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-13-09 - Complete39. The Are You Being Served Affair reviewsBeing an UNCLE agent is tough, but buying a suit from the staff at Grace Brothers is even worse. Toss in a couple misguided THRUSH agents, and things couldn't get more crazed.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-11-09 - Complete40. The Friday the 13th Affair reviewsIllya has a bad day - warning, major fluffMan From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-0941. The Come Into My Parlor Affair reviewsSection 2, No. 1's are dropping like flies until there's only Solo left and Illya is determined to save him, no matter the cost.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-25-09 - Complete42. The Break a Few Eggs Affair reviewsThe King of Thailand has been assasinated and the government is holding Napoleon and Illya personally responsible. Can they escape and keep a popular traveling chef safe at the same time?Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,463 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-09 - Complete43. The Rock A Bye Baby Affair reviewsWhen THRUSH goes after UNCLE's top men with a sleep virus, it's up to Napoleon and Illya to take charge and take down the opposition - without becoming victims themselves.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-5-09 - Complete44. The Happy Sails Affair reviewsNapoleon and Illys go undercover on a cruise ship to discover THRUSH's plan for mind-controlling cigarettes. Their main objective - to keep from being the next batch of test subjects before shutting them down.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,514 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-13-09 - Complete45. The Aloha Oe Affair reviewsThere's a move afoot for Hawai'i to secede from the United States and UNCLE isn't sure if THRUSH is 'helping out' with the cause or if there's something else more sinister going on.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-7-09 - Complete46. The Pahoehoe Affair reviewsWhen THRUSH invents a very real version of acid rain, Napoleon and Illya must go undercover at a Hawaiian resort to track down the missing scientist and stop THRUSH in its tracks.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,249 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-23-09 - Complete47. The Rattan Bumbershoot Affair reviewsNapoleon and Illya are assigned to take a seemingly harmless old lady on a whirlwind tour of the globe, but can they keep her alive along enough once THRUSH catches their scent?Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,891 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-13-09 - Complete48. The Slightly Out of Hand Affair reviewsAll work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Add two bored UNCLE agents into the mix and things can get a little crazy. Just a bit of fluff.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-7-09 - Complete49. The Things Go Better With Affair reviewsAn UNCLE agent is struck down, carrying a can of infected soda. It's up to Napoleon and Illya to brave the wilds of San Francisco and the west coast to track down his killer and put THRUSH out of the soda businessMan From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-4-0950. The Things That Go Bump in the Night Affair reviewsWhat can I say - it came to me in a dream. Napoleon/Illya classic haunted house story and, yes, I should have never eaten that chili.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-09 - Complete51. The Seven Deadly Sins Affair reviewsNapoleon and Illya journey to The Ends of the Earth to retrive the seven diaries of THRUSH. Their only task - staying alive long enough to make it out.Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,502 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete52. The Taken for Granite Affair reviewsInjured and tormented, a recovering Napoleon Solo needs a safe haven to heal and where better than back home. A 'sort of' sequel to "Mistletoe"Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,280 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-27-08 - Complete53. The Mistletoe Affair reviewsNapoleon heads home for the holidays, dragging his partner along for the ride. Curare? Exploding cars? Even Napoleon has to reluctantly admit that home was never like this before.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,085 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-22-08 - Complete54. The Idle Day Terror Affair reviewsChristmas Eve and nothing is supposed to be stirring, except there's an intruder loose in UNCLE HQ. Merry Christmas from Uncle CharlieMan From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-7-08 - Complete55. The Fawlty Affair reviewsIllya is sent to Jolly Old England to observe a rocket launch. It should be an simple assignment, but when you mix in the staff from Fawlty Towers, anything can happen.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-6-0856. The Midnight Dreary Affair reviewsIllya Kuraykin and a THRUSH agent are paired to solve the mystery of a haunted house before either organization loses another agent. Now they're both missing and Solo is left to try and find them before it's too late.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,790 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-5-08 - Complete57. The Shining Dome Affair reviewsThe ads were everywhere - Illya couldn't escaped them. After all, as Solo pointed out, there's nothing wrong with something free - is there?Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-08 - Complete58. The Smooth As Glass Affair reviewsIt's up to Napoleon and Illya to prevent THRUSH from melting down the Sahara. Along the way, all they have to battle with are camels, cops and windegosMan From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-1-08 - Complete59. The Cyanide Flats Affair reviewsTHRUSH has decided to add cyanide processing to its list of business. With any luck, Napoleon and Illya can put them out of business before a truck load of D&Der's do it for them.Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete60. The Now You See Him Affair reviewsIt's been 13 years since Solo buried Illya and 12 since they lost Waverly. What happens now when Solo finds out that he's been the victim of a miscommunication. Cross with Invisble Man 70's seriesMan From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-29-08 - Complete61. The Bump and Grind Affair reviewsNapoleon and Illya go undercover to flush THRUSH out of a women's only strip palace. With any luck they will get out with their reputations and lives intactMan From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-08 - Complete62. The Ghostlight Affair reviewsNapoleon and Illya go undercover at a theater to try to catch THRUSH in the act. The only problem is their cover story. Them? Gay? Rated T for implied sex and languageMan From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,514 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-25-08 - Complete63. The Pain the Neck Affair reviewsA MFU/BtVS cross. Ethan Rayne joins THRUSH. Can Napoleon and Illya stop him or will they only hinder Buffy along the way?Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,723 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-18-08 - Complete64. Love Sucks reviewsA succubus is wandering the streets of Sunnydale - will the gang be able to track her down or will they be too busy 'doing what comes naturally?Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-18-08 - Complete65. The Me and My Mummy Affair reviewsNapoleon and Illya are off to Egypt to discover if a Pharaoh's curse is really a THRUSH plot.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,081 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-17-08 - Complete
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