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Author has written 38 stories for Naruto, X-overs, Legend of Zelda, and Oblivion. Ahem... for you people who are being idiots and reporting me, let me make one thing PERFECTLY clear. I do not own Naruto, Final Fantasy, Zelda or all other product, TV show, or other product placements. Seriously, how can you be that stupid? This is fan fiction, for the love of tripe. So what do I own? All I own is the plot, and only some of it at that most of the time. I like to keep canon when I can and just tweak a few things. Small tweaks are all I own. I also own Miyomi's character, but that's another story. Seriously, people. Stop being stupid and find something else to do. And now... Here is whatever fan art I can dig up that either I or a fan of my fics has made: Akatsuki Asks: Tobi Sings Karaoke - Chapter 25 - By me Mind Thief, Body Thief Cover Art (crappy as it is) - By me Kiriban 4k+ Hits on DA: MTBT Final Battle Mists of Time THTBR On Display Moonlit - by IvyAdrena (oekaki) A Shark and a geisha walk into a bar - by me (oekaki) Not another word - by me (oekaki) Out to sea - by me (more oekaki) Not what we are anymore - by me (oekaki) Regrowth Three of a Kind - It has always been a goal of mine to take something that's typically done poorly and try to do it right. So, here you are, my friends, a not so crappy AU college fic. I try, anyway. Here's a look at what I have going on right now! Akatsuki Asks!: Akatsuki hilarity. People of the Akatsuki are asked questions by me or my fans, and the answers are sometimes not what you'd expect. Updated when convenient. Forbidden Delicacy: Zetsu/Tenten I don't remember what I was going to do with it... Jashin's Pub: Jashin, Jenova, and the Night Mother hang out randomly in a bar that Jashin owns. Random hilarity. Legend of Zelda: Mists of Time - On pause for the moment. Sand in the Water: Kisame/Temari I forgot where I was going with it... Sometimes it takes a missing nin...: Hilarity involving Canon Sues (canon characters that are just too darn Mary Sue) and an ordinary original character missing nin that just happens to get caught up in their emo grasp. Hiatus. The Weapon's Master: Madara/Tenten. She was brought to teach Akatsuki a thing or two, but it ended up being a shared learning experience... Not to appear until I get other crap FINISHED... Regrowth: Kisame/Sakura. Sequel to Burning Rose. After Itachi's inevitable death, many events occur in the few years after. Sakura leaves her village in dismay, finding someone she had been convinced was dead. Akatsuki's Answering Machine: More Akatsuki hilarity. Answering machine messages that Akatsuki might have, as well as what people might leave in response. It may seem mundane, but when Akatsuki is involved, the messages can get... special. Red Lights at Dawn: Anko/Itachi. Since I type at my job for 10 hours a day, stuff won't get updated much. Anko finds work that others might find beneath them and disturbing, but it is a simple matter until she gets a rather unique client... COMING SOON (I hope I hope) Something that's not Naruto! I know, you're shocked, right? So what's it for? A BOOK. I know. Calm down. And... here it is folks... tell me if this is a good idea... Dragonsight: Dragonriders of Pern series. The valiant efforts of Jaxom and Ruth to turn away the great Red Star are centuries past. AIVAS had calculated that the Red Star would not return after being pushed out of its orbital pattern with the engines from the dead Dawn Sisters. However, the eccentric wanderer's gravity attracted a massive meteor, which collided and set the star back into orbit. With the dragon population dwindling after the great move to the southern continent, can dragonmen once again fly when Thread is in the sky? | |||||||||||
1. Akatsuki Asks! » reviewsThe Akatsuki is asked questions, resulting in rampant innuendo, general mischief, and complete insanity. SPOILERS ABOUND! Akatsuki fic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 70 - Words: 39,726 - Reviews: 855 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 1-21-08 - Akatsuki2. Three of a Kind » reviewsAU. Not another crappy college fic, hopefully! Don't like? Don't read! Itachi, Kisame, and Sakura have strange adventures; Pein and Konan try hard to not do anything against the wall. Pein/Konan. Kisa/Saku Rated for upcoming things and stuff. Read inside.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,041 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 7-4-093. Akatsuki's Answering Machine » reviewsThis may be the feudal era, but Akatsuki needs an answering machine for all the calls they get. However, sometimes the answering machine can get pretty weird...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-25-09 - Published: 6-13-09 - Akatsuki4. Royally Yours reviewsSasori/Ino. Ino takes a job to disguise herself as a princess. Sasori and Deidara are her surprise guards, but what happens when things take a turn none of them expected? Rated for things and stuff.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-21-09 - Sasori & Ino Y.5. Regrowth » reviewsSequel to Burning Rose. Read that one first. Sakura is alone and going crazy, her world rocked by the consequences of Itachi's passing. Shattered, she finds someone that will remind her of her purpose. Kisame/SakuraNaruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 10-24-08 - Sakura H. & Kisame H.6. Red Lights at Dawn reviewsPost-war. Anko takes a job where the red lights are predominant. She soon gains a customer of questionable merit. AnkoItachi rated for things and stuff...Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-9-09 - Anko M. & Itachi U.7. Jashin's Pub » reviewsJashin owns a pub. The Night Mother runs it. Jenova and a few other random guests appear. RANDOM HILARITY. Rated for Hidan's mouth.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 6-1-088. Pein and Konan: The Rainy Days are the Hardest » reviewsPein and Konan have a moment on a rainy day. Nagato reflects on his true thoughts and his sole ambition. Pein/KonanNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-3-08 - Published: 4-19-08 - Pein & Konan - Complete9. On Display » reviewsAfter a great war, Kisame and Sakura follow their own paths. Sakura is a geisha, and Kisame just happens to find her. Kisa/Saku. Rated for lemons.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,512 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 11-20-08 - Published: 5-25-08 - Kisame H. & Sakura H. - Complete10. Best Served Cold reviewsZetsu and Tenten have a moment over tea. Lemon, oneshot, Zetsu/Tenten.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-13-08 - Zetsu & Tenten - Complete11. To Hold This Burning Rose » reviewsItaSaku. Don't like? Don't read. Rated to be safe. Itachi and Sakura are forced to come to terms. A terrible sequence of events only fuels the fire.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,199 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 10-25-08 - Published: 4-27-08 - Sakura H. & Itachi U. - Complete12. Sometimes it takes a missing nin » reviewsAn original character is irritated by canon Sues. Sasuke, Naruto, Akatsuki, she just can't seem to avoid them!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-16-08 - Published: 4-16-0813. Ambiguous Love » reviewsSasori/Ino, SasoIno. They were strangers before, but a chance meeting, though fleeting, changes them forever. Rated for later chaps.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 8-10-08 - Ino Y. & Sasori - Complete14. Sand in the Water » reviewsAkatsuki is over, Itachi is dead, and Kisame hides in Suna out of desperation. What else will he find? Kisame/Temari. I'm serious.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,898 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 2-26-08 - Kisame H. & Temari15. Pein and Konan: Random Romance Drabbles » reviewsDrabble collection. Pein and Konan have various erotic encounters. Rated M for obvious reasons. Pein/Konan. No plot.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 8-20-08 - Pein & Konan16. Only a Memory reviewsFatally wounded, Madara suddenly realizes that something is terribly wrong. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-7-08 - Tobi - Complete17. Forbidden Delicacy » reviewsZetsu stumbles upon TenTen unconscious in the woods. What will become of this fateful meeting? Zetsu/TenTen. You heard me right.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,671 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 2-22-08 - Zetsu & Tenten18. Being Buried is Troublesome reviewsHidan has a bit of things to say to himself about being trapped in a hole. Hidan-centric, internalization, rated for LANGUAGE. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-17-08 - Hidan - Complete19. White Lights, Red Clouds reviewsThe Akatsuki celebrates with fireworks. Light PeinKonan if you squint.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-4-08 - Complete20. Legend of Zelda: Mists of Time reviewsAfter the defeat of Ganondorf, Zelda's technique fails - at least for their future selves. As Sheik, she is determined to find out what really happened.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-08 - Link & Sheik21. MTBT: Deleted Scenes reviewsDeleted scenes and bloopers from Mind Thief, Body Thief. Yeah.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-5-08 - Sasori & Ino Y.22. Akatsuki Crack » reviewsTotal crack fic. Akatsuki members talk to random Naruto characters.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 3-5-0823. Mind Thief, Body Thief » reviewsIno is captured by Akatsuki. Instead of escaping, she finds herself drawn to the puppet master, whether by his will or hers. Sasori/InoNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,868 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 2-15-08 - Ino Y. & Sasori - Complete24. Naruto Deleted Scenes reviewsHilarity concerning any of the Naruto characters I can think of. Short drabble collection. Spoilers!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-2-0825. Pein and Konan: Untitled reviewsKonan has a hunger for art. Pein has a hunger for... her. Pein/Konan OneshotNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-28-08 - Pein & Konan - Complete26. The Rules of Akatsuki reviewsPein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-23-08 - Pein & Konan - Complete27. Zetsu's Love Affair reviewsSt. Patrick's Day special! Zetsu brings home a LOVER? AKATSUKI FIC - ONESHOTNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-17-08 - Zetsu - Complete28. I Robbed Myself reviewsHilarity about Hrormir's Icestaff and the thieves guild. Oneshot.Oblivion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-5-08 - Complete29. Conversations Between Akatuski Members » reviewsBased on the anime mini-skits. Akatsuki members have discussions with each other. Rated for Hidan's mouth.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 3-4-0830. Majora's Mask: You can't take it with you! reviewsLink and Tatl are curious about items. Short drabble.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-29-08 - Link & Tatl - Complete31. Leap Day with Orochimaru reviewsKabuto's birthday makes for interesting conversation. Short drabble.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-29-08 - Kabuto Y. & Orochimaru - Complete32. Pein and Konan: Shifting Tides reviewsAn encounter with an enemy causes him to reflect upon himself. Pein/KonanNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-27-08 - Pein & Konan - Complete33. Pein and Konan: The Lies I Tell Myself » reviewsThe events in Pein's life make him think about his humanity. And what she really means to him. PeinKonanNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-9-08 - Pein & Konan - Complete34. Pein and Konan: Valentine's Day Special reviewsEach member has their own way of celebrating. PeinKonanNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-14-08 - Pein & Konan - Complete35. Pein and Konan: Failure reviewsThe title says it all. PeinKonan Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-9-08 - Pein & Konan - Complete36. Naruto: The Nerevarine Chronicles reviewsMorrowind gains Pein and Naruto? What's up with that? What kind of crazy adventures will they have? Will they ever escape?X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-7-0837. Itachi and Kisame: A Fragile Balance » reviewsTheir lives together rest on a bond slowly forged. What adventures lay ahead? -NOT Yaoi!-Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 2-2-08 - Itachi U. - Complete38. Pein and Konan: The way things are » reviewsHe is cold and impassive. She is uncertain of his true feelings. What will happen between them in these silent nights? Pein/Konan, slight OTD.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,321 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 1-23-08 - Pein & Konan - Complete
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