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since: 01-15-08, id: 1475444, Profile Updated: 03-27-08
country: United States
Author has written 52 stories for House, M.D..

Hello, Readers!

There are two of us. Plural. And we write stories in different ways. Some co-authored, some individual. One Bloody Koala will be referred to as Hadley. Aka Remy Hadley. Or 13. The other will be called Marie. Got that?

We actually love Australian marsupials. They are insanely adorable. Koalas are very cute and we wish them no harm.

We will write in the author's note who authored what. But since our first 3 posts had no identification, we will clarify.

1. Hadley wrote 'True Colors'.

2. Marie wrote 'If Whiteboards could Talk'.

3. Hadley wrote 'Sleepytime at PPTH'.

Got it? Good. Now, if you're not to busy/haven't already stoped reading this, please adjourn your eyes to the following informative text. (Note: We enjoy big words!)

NOTE: If you wish to contact Marie, please do it via Bloody Koalas account. If you wish to contact Hadley, do it by private messaging the account Remy Hadley. Alright?

Many Thanks to JK Fie'r for her answer to our question concerning Marmite and Vegemite.

About us:

We both adore House, M.D., along with some other equally-unhealthy addictions, such as Criminal Minds + pie for Marie and fan-collecting + nerdily studying her Atlas of the Human Body for Hadley. And of course, writing.

We live in New York (the state, not the city). Hadley is a New Hampshire-born whose heritage hovers somewhere over Aberdare, Wales, and Marie's family is German and she's darn proud of it (don't you forget it!).

About Marie:

I like watching Criminal Minds, as said above. Pie is good, very good. Guitar Hero is fun. I'm ten times better than Hadley is. (Hadley: It's true. Sad but true.)

H: Marie has a rare disease called Posting Syndrome. It occurs during and after the process of writing, and will continue from the posting process throughout the fiction's life. Sad thing, this syndrome. However, it is treatable, with thorough usage of medicinal dramas and crime shows. And wacky British humour, like 'Fry and Laurie' and 'Monty Python'. This alleged "medicine" can also be used for non-medical purposes.

Riiight. I'll delete that later, Hadley. You just watch. -evil smile-

Yesss...so this is the end of our rambling. Enjoy our countless stories. Visit our side-accounts for more fantabulous funriffical adventures through time and space. And lots and lots of Vicodin-flavored coffee. Yep.

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1. Futile
His teeth clenched and a tear slid down Cameron's face. She was stunned. Soon it wasn't the echo of his confession ringing in her ears, but the sirens of a police car come to take her husband away for a crime she didn't understand.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Published: 11-10-09 - R. Chase & A. Cameron
2. Lydia's Begotten Kiss reviews
The boundaries between right and wrong, good and evil, happy and miserable: these were hidden from House, a game played vainly by society as a whole. Why is it that the people who were broken were the only ones able to help? Set post Season 5 Premiere.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-09 - G. House - Complete
3. Oxycodone reviews
You were supposed to be this perfect person, one who did no wrong: a narcisstic cynist and yet still a deity-like figure in your hospital and in Cuddy's eyes. You failed to consider the possibility that you were insane.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-09 - G. House & J. Wilson
4. Judas reviews
He was in the most pain of his life, and he had no idea that the medical hierarchy of his department was crumbling beneath him. They were all his Judas. They all betrayed him. Especially Amber.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-09 - G. House & L. Cuddy
5. Sweet Bachelor reviews
Oh, the sweet and marvelous things House does for his star doctor Chase! What lengths he goes to, all to ensure his aussie duckling is dead...wait, what?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-27-09 - G. House & R. Chase - Complete
6. Explanations reviews
Kutner is dead, and no one understands that his death wasn't an end--it was a signal. Read in between the lines. If you do, you might just wish you'd never grown attached to Dr. Gregory House.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-6-09 - G. House & L. Kutner - Complete
7. Merry Little Christmas reviews
Finally! David Shore and Katie Jacobs have done it! The two most horrid, awful, terrible characters in House are LOVELY! They're made it! They're my favorite characters now! Thanks to the latest House, Hadley and Foreman are TOGETHER!
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-9-08 - Thirteen & E. Foreman - Complete
8. Long Live the King reviews
House and Wilson. Is it possible? Is it even conceivable that they may have settled their differences? Not only is it possible, dear readers, it has happened. And all it takes is the death of House's father to make this change happen.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
9. Jimmy Wilson's War reviews
It was simple, really. Almost like a suicide...only Wilson didn't commit suicide, he murdered Amber, and her death murdered him. A twisted metaphor in which Wilson knew there was hope, but it was so hard to find that maybe it wasn't even there at all.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-7-08 - J. Wilson & Amber V. - Complete
10. Private Investigation reviews
House's private investigator thinks Cuddy's the hottest thing since...ever. But when Cuddy realizes that she likes Lucas the same way, she forbids herself to get close. After all, everything ends up the same way for her.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-08 - L. Cuddy - Complete
11. Adverse Events reviews
SPOILERS! America was founded on these principles--freedom. Truth. Expression of liberty. But who knew? Who knew how the American Promise could fail so badly as played out in this House episode. A poem written after viewing of 'Adverse Events'. Enjoy!
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-30-08 - C. Taub & L. Cuddy - Complete
12. Agonized Fear reviews
House isn't good with dealing with his feelings. Never was. So how can he possibly deal with his best friend deserting him?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-27-08 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete
13. Dawn to Dusk Forever » reviews
Amber died. Wilson's in shatters. House is upset. There's no way anything remotely happy can come out of this. Or can it? NOW COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-22-08 - Published: 9-21-08 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete
14. Revolutionary Combat » reviews
SPOILER ALERT! After Amber's death, people are affected--but not the people you might guess, and not in the ways you might think.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 9-20-08
15. Amberesque »
Unrelated drabblets, some poems, others mini-fics, all having to do with the untimely death of Amber Volakis and how her lover overcomes her passing. 50 words or less.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 84 - Published: 9-18-08 - J. Wilson
16. Quiet Quiet Bleeding reviews
Wilson and House and Cameron and Cuddy...four doctors, one town, one lonely world. What shall happen to the quad of PPTH experts? Read this, my personal recolection of the premiere episode, to find out.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-16-08 - J. Wilson - Complete
17. Que Sera Sera
Written for the pre-season five crowd! This is my rambling, ranting, poetic way of prophesizing what I believe will happen in this coming season. Angst-riffic! Note: My very first attempt at rhyming poetry...should it be my last? Review now!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Published: 9-16-08 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete
18. Compromised Lethargy reviews
Wilson is shattered when he's forced to pull the plug on Amber. However, soon he learns that losing her was like loosing his own life--he starts spiralling downward on a path that, he sees, no one cares enough to pull him out of.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-08 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete
19. Hell on Earth » reviews
The death of Anna Curtin was sudden and violent. The greatest medical minds in the world are stumped, and as more cases like Anna's occur the situation turns desperate. No cause, no cure. Is this the end of humanity? It's all up to House and his team.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 3-15-08 - G. House
20. 101 Things Amber Volakis Has Done to Us reviews
You read it correctly--a mind boggling list of everything little CTB has done to change our lives, affect the fandom in any way, or just make for interesting television.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-17-08 - Complete
21. Thirteen reviews
Amber is dead. That's what everyone's focusing on. But taking a peek behind the curtains into House's mind? That's a challenge worth commending. Who listens to him? Who cares about the half the never gets heard from? Who stands by him? The answer-- no one
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-15-08 - G. House - Complete
22. Nightmare in Reality » reviews
When tragedy strikes the hospital, Cameron finds herself in the midst of a painful war...in more ways than one.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 1-22-08 - A. Cameron & R. Chase
23. The Way She Feels reviews
Post 'Wilson's Heart'. How do Cuddy and House deal with death? How do they deal with eachother? A birthday present, despite the fact that its three days early, for travlncarrie's daughter.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-2-08 - L. Cuddy & G. House - Complete
24. It Ain't Easy Being Dean reviews
Who knew THAT went on at the hospital? What everyone's favorite dean of medicine faces everyday.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-21-08 - L. Cuddy & G. House
25. Kids Write the Darndest Things reviews
For the brave of heart and soul, Bloody Koalas presents...a young-age fic with just a tad of that good old fashioned childhood ignorance.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-29-08 - G. House - Complete
26. Vanish reviews
The death of Amber brought up many questions, the biggest of which was this--where the heck was her family? What went on during her childhood that she was so desperate to forget?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-20-08 - Complete
27. Teardrop on the Fire reviews
Of what came to pass in 'Wilson's Heart'.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-20-08 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete
28. Breaking Point reviews
She tried to run, but he kept her from leaving. She couldn't escape. WARNING: Semi-graphic. Contains mentions of rape and abuse.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-14-08 - Complete
29. Despondence reviews
A thrilling tale following Wilson after House tells everyone who the 'mystery' patient was. How will he react? Spoilers to 'House's Head'.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-08 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete
30. Adrenaline reviews
An amazing account on the newest House episode, House's Head. Please read!
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-12-08 - G. House & J. Wilson
31. Songs of New Jersey » reviews
Emotions were safely tucked away into the corners of their minds...until now. What -really- goes on in the minds of Cameron, Chase, Foreman, Cuddy, House and Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-10-08 - Published: 2-21-08 - G. House - Complete
32. Condemned reviews
-He looked around his office in disdain. It seemed cold now, uninviting and grey. Never mind the sunlight streaming in through the windows.- Wilson faces a cold, hard awakening with the diagnosis of a young patient. Will House be able to patch him back up
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-08 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete
33. A Cameronella Story » reviews
In which -1- Cameron is the fairest in the land, and -2- Chase wishes that he could slip under the radar.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 3-28-08 - A. Cameron & R. Chase
34. Forever Venom reviews
She was never the same. Friends, co-workers, everyone tried to comfort her, but she wouldn't be comforted. All she cared about was hanging onto what little she had left.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-08 - L. Cuddy - Complete
35. Sanity's Edge » reviews
When House contracts a mysterious illness, the life of his team and of his patient could be at risk. Will he do something he'll regret to save those he loves?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 1-20-08 - G. House
36. House: The Basics » reviews
Debatable? I think not. You think you know them, but do you really understand the cast of House, M.D.? A series of seemingly unrelated oneshots.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 2-10-08 - G. House - Complete
37. Regrets » reviews
Regrets. We all have them. But Foreman has the biggest.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 1-22-08 - E. Foreman
38. The Princeton Chronicles » reviews
Medical School didn't teach him that people could be so stupid. He had to figure it out on his own. A clinic-drabble.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 2-11-08 - G. House
39. Doctorian Labor » reviews
A little too much alchohol, a ride home, and everything went black. Will she remember? Will she be okay with the descision she made? Cuddy doesn't have much choice. Now Complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 2-25-08 - L. Cuddy & G. House - Complete
40. Malevolence reviews
Spite. Spite for all of the women he'd dated while they were married. But, she was okay with it. Right? Songfic at the beginning, solid words after that.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-08 - J. Wilson
41. Tied Together with a Smile reviews
They hid away in the depths of their hearts, not allowing their emotions to seep through. It was better that way.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-08 - L. Cuddy & J. Wilson - Complete
42. The Curse of Aphrodite » reviews
It's that time of year again... How will everyone's favorite hospital get into the season? Why is Wilson so bummed? Why is House freaked out?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-13-08 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete
43. We the People reviews
The world is a dangerous place...we must protect those left behind.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-08 - Complete
44. Taking Flight reviews
Anna King was almost misdiagnosed...Chase to the rescue. One-shot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-08 - R. Chase & G. House - Complete
45. Canopy » reviews
Just a little House/Wilson friendship drabble.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-26-08 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete
46. Escaping the Masquerade reviews
Broken, together. Empty,full. Missing, foundation. Together, House and Wilson make the greatest team possible.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-23-08 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete
47. Tears for Christmas reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen that way. It wasn't supposed to happen at all. How could he ever fix it? Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-23-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
48. Before the Fall reviews
Nothing was happening the way it was supposed to... So he decided to take his own path out. One-shot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-21-08 - E. Foreman - Complete
49. Toxic reviews
The simple truth was this: House didn't have much time left with the friend who was slowly pulling his life away. NOT Wilson. Songfic.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-20-08 - G. House - Complete
50. If Whiteboards Could Talk reviews
Everyone always skips over the forgotten member of House's team. Not listening always leads to disaster.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-20-08 - G. House
51. True Colors reviews
Ever wonder what the cast of House, M.D. is really like?
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-19-08 - Complete
52. Sleepytime at PPTH reviews
Oneshot. Chase is tired but House won't let him sleep. Not slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-19-08 - R. Chase - Complete
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