Hello, Readers!

There are two of us. Plural. And we write stories in different ways. Some co-authored, some individual. One Bloody Koala will be referred to as Hadley. Aka Remy Hadley. Or 13. The other will be called Marie. Got that?

We actually love Australian marsupials. They are insanely adorable. Koalas are very cute and we wish them no harm.

We will write in the author's note who authored what. But since our first 3 posts had no identification, we will clarify.

1. Hadley wrote 'True Colors'.

2. Marie wrote 'If Whiteboards could Talk'.

3. Hadley wrote 'Sleepytime at PPTH'.

Got it? Good. Now, if you're not to busy/haven't already stoped reading this, please adjourn your eyes to the following informative text. (Note: We enjoy big words!)

NOTE: If you wish to contact Marie, please do it via Bloody Koalas account. If you wish to contact Hadley, do it by private messaging the account Remy Hadley. Alright?

Many Thanks to JK Fie'r for her answer to our question concerning Marmite and Vegemite.

About us:

We both adore House, M.D., along with some other equally-unhealthy addictions, such as Criminal Minds + pie for Marie and fan-collecting + nerdily studying her Atlas of the Human Body for Hadley. And of course, writing.

We live in New York (the state, not the city). Hadley is a New Hampshire-born whose heritage hovers somewhere over Aberdare, Wales, and Marie's family is German and she's darn proud of it (don't you forget it!).

About Marie:

I like watching Criminal Minds, as said above. Pie is good, very good. Guitar Hero is fun. I'm ten times better than Hadley is. (Hadley: It's true. Sad but true.)

H: Marie has a rare disease called Posting Syndrome. It occurs during and after the process of writing, and will continue from the posting process throughout the fiction's life. Sad thing, this syndrome. However, it is treatable, with thorough usage of medicinal dramas and crime shows. And wacky British humour, like 'Fry and Laurie' and 'Monty Python'. This alleged "medicine" can also be used for non-medical purposes.

Riiight. I'll delete that later, Hadley. You just watch. -evil smile-

Yesss...so this is the end of our rambling. Enjoy our countless stories. Visit our side-accounts for more fantabulous funriffical adventures through time and space. And lots and lots of Vicodin-flavored coffee. Yep.

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1. 101 Things Amber Volakis Has Done to Us reviews

You read it correctly--a mind boggling list of everything little CTB has done to change our lives, affect the fandom in any way, or just make for interesting television.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 7-17-08

2. Thirteen reviews

Amber is dead. That's what everyone's focusing on. But taking a peek behind the curtains into House's mind? That's a challenge worth commending. Who listens to him? Who cares about the half the never gets heard from? Who stands by him? The answer-- no one

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 7-15-08

3. Nightmare in Reality » reviews

When tragedy strikes the hospital, Cameron finds herself in the midst of a painful war...in more ways than one.

House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 1-22-08

4. The Way She Feels reviews

Post 'Wilson's Heart'. How do Cuddy and House deal with death? How do they deal with eachother? A birthday present, despite the fact that its three days early, for travlncarrie's daughter.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 7-2-08

5. It Ain't Easy Being Dean reviews

Who knew THAT went on at the hospital? What everyone's favorite dean of medicine faces everyday.

House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 6-21-08

6. Kids Write the Darndest Things reviews

For the brave of heart and soul, Bloody Koalas presents...a young-age fic with just a tad of that good old fashioned childhood ignorance.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 5-29-08

7. Vanish reviews

The death of Amber brought up many questions, the biggest of which was this--where the heck was her family? What went on during her childhood that she was so desperate to forget?

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 5-20-08

8. Teardrop on the Fire reviews

Of what came to pass in 'Wilson's Heart'.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 5-20-08

9. Breaking Point reviews

She tried to run, but he kept her from leaving. She couldn't escape. WARNING: Semi-graphic. Contains mentions of rape and abuse.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 5-14-08

10. Despondence reviews

A thrilling tale following Wilson after House tells everyone who the 'mystery' patient was. How will he react? Spoilers to 'House's Head'.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 5-13-08

11. Adrenaline reviews

An amazing account on the newest House episode, House's Head. Please read!

House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-12-08

12. Songs of New Jersey » reviews

Emotions were safely tucked away into the corners of their minds...until now. What -really- goes on in the minds of Cameron, Chase, Foreman, Cuddy, House and Wilson.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-10-08 - Published: 2-21-08

13. Condemned reviews

-He looked around his office in disdain. It seemed cold now, uninviting and grey. Never mind the sunlight streaming in through the windows.- Wilson faces a cold, hard awakening with the diagnosis of a young patient. Will House be able to patch him back up

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-08

14. A Cameronella Story » reviews

In which -1- Cameron is the fairest in the land, and -2- Chase wishes that he could slip under the radar.

House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 3-28-08

15. Forever Venom reviews

She was never the same. Friends, co-workers, everyone tried to comfort her, but she wouldn't be comforted. All she cared about was hanging onto what little she had left.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-08

16. Sanity's Edge » reviews

When House contracts a mysterious illness, the life of his team and of his patient could be at risk. Will he do something he'll regret to save those he loves?

House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 1-20-08

17. House: The Basics » reviews

Debatable? I think not. You think you know them, but do you really understand the cast of House, M.D.? A series of seemingly unrelated oneshots.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 2-10-08

18. Regrets » reviews

Regrets. We all have them. But Foreman has the biggest.

House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 1-22-08

19. Hell on Earth » reviews

The death of Anna Curtin was sudden and violent. The greatest medical minds in the world are stumped, and as more cases like Anna's occur the situation turns desperate. No cause, no cure. Is this the end of humanity? It's all up to House and his team.

House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 3-15-08

20. The Princeton Chronicles » reviews

Medical School didn't teach him that people could be so stupid. He had to figure it out on his own. A clinic-drabble.

House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 2-11-08

21. Doctorian Labor » reviews

A little too much alchohol, a ride home, and everything went black. Will she remember? Will she be okay with the descision she made? Cuddy doesn't have much choice. Now Complete.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 2-25-08

22. Malevolence reviews

Spite. Spite for all of the women he'd dated while they were married. But, she was okay with it. Right? Songfic at the beginning, solid words after that.

House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 3-1-08

23. Tied Together with a Smile reviews

They hid away in the depths of their hearts, not allowing their emotions to seep through. It was better that way.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 3-1-08

24. The Curse of Aphrodite » reviews

It's that time of year again... How will everyone's favorite hospital get into the season? Why is Wilson so bummed? Why is House freaked out?

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-13-08

25. We the People reviews

The world is a dangerous place...we must protect those left behind.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-14-08 - Published: 2-14-08

26. Taking Flight reviews

Anna King was almost misdiagnosed...Chase to the rescue. One-shot.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 1-31-08

27. Canopy » reviews

Just a little House/Wilson friendship drabble.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-08

28. Escaping the Masquerade reviews

Broken, together. Empty,full. Missing, foundation. Together, House and Wilson make the greatest team possible.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 1-23-08

29. Tears for Christmas reviews

It wasn't supposed to happen that way. It wasn't supposed to happen at all. How could he ever fix it? Oneshot.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 1-23-08

30. Before the Fall reviews

Nothing was happening the way it was supposed to... So he decided to take his own path out. One-shot.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-21-08 - Published: 1-21-08

31. Toxic reviews

The simple truth was this: House didn't have much time left with the friend who was slowly pulling his life away. NOT Wilson. Songfic.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-20-08 - Published: 1-20-08

32. If Whiteboards Could Talk reviews

Everyone always skips over the forgotten member of House's team. Not listening always leads to disaster.

House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-20-08 - Published: 1-20-08

33. True Colors reviews

Ever wonder what the cast of House, M.D. is really like?

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 1-19-08

34. Sleepytime at PPTH reviews

Oneshot. Chase is tired but House won't let him sleep. Not slash.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 1-19-08