"There are a lot of things in this game I don't control. But then again there are some things that I do." ~Sidney Crosby

"Make it happen. Greatness is not in where we stand but in what direction we are moving. We must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it. But sail we must and not drift. Nor lie at anchor." ~Oliver Wendell Holmes

PITTSBURGH PENGUINS: 2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!!

Pittsburgh Penguins hockey: It's not over until Sidney Crosby hoists Stanley's Cup... Let's Go Penguins!!

GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS!! I love Sidney Crosby SO much!! And Evgeni Malkin, and Marc-Andre Fleury, and Jordan Staal, and Chris Kunitz, and Tyler Kennedy, and Sergei Gonchar...basically all the Penguins... XD

Penguins Update 6-12-09: WE WON THE CUP!! A look back at the Finals and a Game 7 recap:

Game 1, PIT @ DET: Penguins 1, Red Wings 3. Goal by: Ruslan Fedotenko. Assist: Evgeni Malkin. Three Stars: 3.) Darren Helm (DET) 2.) Evgeni Malkin (PIT) 1.) Chris Osgood (DET) DET leads series, 1-0

Game 2, PIT @ DET: Penguins 1, Red Wings 3. Goal by: Evgeni Malkin (PP). Assist: Unassisted. Three Stars: 3.) Justin Abdelkader (DET) 2.) Valtteri Filppula (DET) 1.) Chris Osgood (DET) DET leads series, 2-0

Game 3, DET @ PIT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 2. Goals by: Maxime Talbot, Kris Letang (PP), Sergei Gonchar (PP), and Maxime Talbot (EN). Assists: Kris Letang, Evgeni Malkin (2), Sidney Crosby, Sergei Gonchar and Ruslan Fedotenko. Three Stars: 3.) Henrik Zetterberg (DET) 2.) Evgeni Malkin (PIT) 1.) Maxime Talbot (PIT) DET leads series, 2-1.

Game 4, DET @ PIT: Penguins 4, Red Wings 2. Goals by: Evgeni Malkin (PP), Jordan Staal (SH), Sidney Crosby, and Tyler Kennedy. Assists: Kris Letang, Jordan Staal, Maxime Talbot, Mark Eaton, Evgeni Malkin, Sidney Crosby, and Chris Kunitz. Three Stars: 3.) Evgeni Malkin (PIT) 2.) Sidney Crosby (PIT) 1.) Marc-Andre Fleury (PIT) Series tied, 2-2.

Game 5, PIT @ DET: Penguins 0, Red Wings 5. Three Stars: 3.) Chris Osgood (DET) 2.) Pavel Datsyuk (DET) 1.) Henrik Zetterberg (DET) DET leads series, 3-2.

Game 6, DET @ PIT: Penguins 2, Red Wings 1. Goals by: Jordan Staal and Tyler Kennedy. Assists: Tyler Kennedy, Rob Scuderi, Maxime Talbot, and Ruslan Fedotenko. Three Stars: 3.) Jordan Staal (PIT) 2.) Tyler Kennedy (PIT) 1.) Marc-Andre Fleury (PIT) Series tied, 3-3.

Game 7, PIT @ DET: Penguins 2, Red Wings 1. 2009 Stanley Cup Champions! No scoring in the first period. One minute into the second period, Mad Max Talbot gets his first goal of the game and for Pittsburgh. Red Wing Brad Stuart turned over the puck to Evgeni Malkin when he tried to clear the puck out of his own zone. The puck hit Geno's skate and he redirected it to Superstar in the slot. Maxie then buried a shot through Detroit goalie Chris Osgood's five-hole. Halfway through the second period, Pittsburgh strikes again. Chris Kunitz chipped the puck past two Red Wings to Mad Max. He had a two-on-one with Tyler Kennedy but he decided to take the shot, which was probably the best choice, considering that the puck went past Osgood. Also in the second period, Red Wing Johan Franzen checked Sidney Crosby into the boards, and Sid's left knee got the worst of the hit. He went to the locker room for the rest of the period, but came back for the third. He only played one 32-second shift and spent the rest of the game on the bench. With six minutes left in the third period, Red Wing Jonathan Ericsson shot the puck from the far point that flew past Marc-Andre Fleury through traffic. Flower redeemed himself, though, when Niklas Lindstrom took a shot towards a seemingly wide open net with two seconds left in the third period. MAF dove across the crease and used his body to block it and win the Cup for Pittsburgh. WOOOOO!! Congrats Pens, and suck it Detroit and Hossa!! :D Let's do it again next year! Three Stars: 3.) Jonathan Ericsson (DET) 2.) Marc-Andre Fleury (PIT) 1.) Maxime Talbot (PIT) And I finally got to see Siddo lift the Cup!! I'm sure that there will be many more Cups to come for him (hopefully for Pittsburgh! :D) Quote:

"We're going to enjoy this one. We're going to sit back and
relish the moment. We're going to get our names on the
Cup, and we'll get our day with it."

~Head Coach Dan Bylsma on winning the Stanley Cup :D

Penguins Update 5-26-09: WE GOT THE CLEAN SWEEP!! The Pens beat the Carolina Hurricanes, 4-1, and advanced to the Stanley Cup Finals for the second consecutive year! Wooo!! The Cup is coming back to Pittsburgh, baby! :D We're playing the Detroit Red Wings, who we lost to in the SCFs last year. Why the Pens are going to win the Cup: Detroit is old and tired, Pittsburgh is young, energetic, and is one year wiser than last year. We're not going to be starstruck like last year because we've been to the Finals and lost. We now know what it takes to win the Cup, and we're going to do it in 2009!! :D Anyway, onto Game 4! Carolina scores early but that's the only goal they're gonna get!! Eric Staal has an uber-strong wrap-around that SOMEHOW gets past Marc-Andre Fleury's foot. MAF was suprised that it went in and so was I! Lolz. The ever amazing Ruslan Fedotenko gets the Pens on the board. Philippe Boucher sent a cross-ice shot/pass (well, when you look at the replay, it was a good pass, bad shot. Lol!) that went past Carolina goalie Cam Ward (who was too far out of the net to stop this one anyway) and right to Feds, who re-directed the puck past the goal line. Superstar himself, Max Talbot, scores the next goal. Miroslav Satan freed the puck in the Pens' zone and passed it to Mad Max. He took shot that went off of Carolina defender Anton Babchuk's stick and sent the puck high into the air. Ward tried to catch it with his glove, but he didn't reach high enough and the puck went off the top of his glove and fluttered into the net. Ward has obviously NEVER played baseball in his life. Ever. Lolz! Bill "Hammerin' Hank" Guerin gets the next goal. Just when he gets out of the penalty box, he gets the puck and passes it up to Sidney Crosby. The two created a two-on-one, and Siddo sends an amazing awesome and perfect pass to Guerin, who puts it past Ward. An empty netter from Craig Adams (again!) seals the deal for Pittsburgh. Sid had the puck and passed it to Adams for the 'Burgh's final goal. This goal shows how awesome a player, leader, person, and role model that my Siddo is. He could have easily gotten the goal himself, but he lets his teammate score instead. How awesome is he? :D I love you, Sidney!! :) Oh, and a big shocker at the end of the game: Sid, Geno, and Sergei Gonchar all touched the Prince of Wales Trophy. They just said what the hell to all of hockey superstition and gave that hardware some love. Lol!! Hey, Super Mario and Jaromir Jagr themselves touched it both times when the Pens won the Eastern Confrence Finals back in '91 and '92 and look what that got them: two (TWO!) back-to-back Stanley Cup titles. Last year, the Pens didn't touch it and what did that get them? A loss in six games to the Red Wings. I'd say that touching the Prince of Wales Trophy is good luck for Pittsburgh. Lolz! Anyway, the three stars were: 1.) Bill Guerin (13-Right Wing), 2.) Marc-Andre Fleury (29-Goalie), and 3.) Sidney Crosby (87-Center). Woo!! Unfortunatley, Evgeni Malkin's multi-point game streak of six games (a new record!) was broken as Geno didn't get any points in this game. Too bad... Lol! Let's Go Pens!! A quote from our Number 1 star of the night:

“It’s been a lot of fun. We just want to keep going, keep playing well.
We’re in the Final now but we’re not at our ultimate goal. I’ve
enjoyed the whole process of getting to this point.” ~ Bill Guerin on playing with the Pens and reaching the Stanley Cup Finals.

Penguins Update 5-23-09: I thought the Pens kicked ass on Thursday. If we did that, then yesterday we kicked ass and then wiped the ice with the 'Canes! XD Pittsburgh won, 6-2 (just like Game 7 against the Caps!)! Carolina scores first but big deal. We get it back! Pittsburgh gets a power play and Sidney Crosby sends the puck into the Carolina zone where Hurricane Tim Gleason tried to get it out. The puck hit Evgeni Malkin, who grabbed it, spun around Gleason, and had a one-on-one with Cam Ward. Geno faked a shot, went forehand, and put the puck in the net. We get the lead with one minute left in the first period. Chris Kunitz gave the puck to Bill Guerin. Billy took it into the Carolina zone as Sidney Crosby drove to the net. Guerin sent an amazingly perfect pass to Siddo, who knocked it into the cage. 31 seconds later, Pittsburgh scores again! Craig Adams chipped the puck into the Carolina zone where Evgeni Malkin picked it up. Geno skated to the net and put the puck through Cam Ward's five-hole for a goal with 12 seconds left in the first period. Can you believe that?! And the fact that the second period went completely scoreless for both teams! Wow. XD Anyway, the 'Canes score their final goal of the night in the beginning of the third period. The 'Burgh's fourth goal was awesome! Evgeni Malkin had the puck in the middle of the ice and made a totally SWEET between-the-legs drop pass to Ruslan Fedotenko. Geno drove to the net and pushed the Carolina defense back, which gave Feds more room. Tank made Ward drift to the right and then he ripped a shot that sailed over Ward's glove-hand. Craig Adams seals the victory for Pittsburgh with an empty-netter. Adams won a face-off that took place on a red dot on the Penguins' end of neutral ice. The Wild Man of Borneo pushed the puck between his opponent's legs and it slid all the way down the ice and into the goal. :D With 1:08 left in regulation time, Bill Guerin scores Pittsburgh's last goal. Ruslan Fedotenko centered the puck to Billy in the slot. Guerin sent a nice backhander right past Ward on the glove side. Woooo!! The three stars are: 1.) Evgeni Malkin (71-Center), 2.) Sidney Crosby (87-Center), and 3.) Chris Kunitz (14-Left Wing).

Quote of the night:

"Both guys are playing incredible, just awesome. Let's hope they can keep going that way."

~Marc-Andre Fleury on Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin

Penguins Update 5-21-09: The Pens kicked Hurricane ASS today, beating Carolina 7-4! Oh my God. This game was amazing! Evgeni Malkin was a beast and congrats to him for getting his first postseason hat trick!! We love you, Geno! Two minutes into the game, Pittsburgh strikes. Billy Guerin sent the puck into the Carolina zone where Chris Kunitz grabbed it behind the net. Kuni sent a cross-crease pass to Sidney Crosby, who knocked it in behind Cam Ward for his sixth game-opening goal. Carolina scores to tie. Evgeni Malkin scores to get the lead. Jordan Staal, Matt Cooke, and Tyler Kennedy did an amazing job setting up this goal. TK took the puck from behind the net and tried to score. His initial shot was blocked but Geno (who just came on the ice for Staalsy) got the rebound and buried a shot behind Ward. Carolina gets two goals to get the lead. We tie the game in the second period. Sidney Crosby had the puck and sent a hard pass to Evgeni Malkin. He re-directed the pass to Mad Max Talbot who ripped a shot that beat Ward. Chris Kunitz finally breaks his playoff scoring draught with a tally with seven seconds left in the second period. Kuni gets the puck after a pile-up in the corner, spins around, and takes a shot that went flew past Ward stick-side. Carolina ties again. Geno strikes again to get the lead! Malkin had the puck in the Carolina zone before dropping it to Chris Kunitz. Kuni took a shot that rebounded off of Ward. Geno had two rebounds before putting the puck in the cage. Malkin gets his hat trick soon after that! The Russian Nightmare (XD) took a face-off to the right of Ward. He won it, went after his own puck behind the net, brought it to the left side, and took a totally SICK blind backhand shot that went off the shoulder of Ward, hit off the goal, and went in. GENO!! It took the Mellon Arena staff a good ten minutes just to clean up all of the hats that were tossed onto the ice. XD When play FINALLY resumed, Tyler Kennedy scored an empty-netter that sealed the deal for the Pens. Wooo!! Kris Letang and Miroslav Satan got into fights during the end of the game and that delayed it even more. It was so funny. Lol! Geno was in a fight, too, during the second period (I believe). Hurricane Chad LaRose got his ass kicked by Malkin, so I don't think that little Rosie will try to mess with Geno ever again. :D Game 3 on Saturday at 7:30 in Raleigh. The three stars are: 1.) Evgeni Malkin (71-Center), 2.) Chris Kunitz (14-Left Wing), 3.) Sidney Crosby (87-Center). Quote of the night:

"I feel awesome. We won and are (up) 2-0. I try to play every game hard.
Coach helped me because we talked before the game. I'm trying to get
better every game." ~Evgeni Malkin (I think that this was slightly translated from his Malkin-speak (or is it Malkinese?) Lol!)

Penguins Update 5-18-09: The Pens won Game 1 of their series against the Carolina Hurricanes, 3-2. Marc-Andre Fleury was AMAZING, denying the 'Canes on every shot except two (one should have been an interference call, but the refs "didn't see it". Yeah, right.)! Anyway, Miroslav Satan (that's Sha-tan!) scored the first goal of the game. Miro was just stepping out of the penalty box when Matt Cooke passed the puck to him for a breakaway. Miro faked a shot whick froze Carolina goalie Cam Ward and had a wide-open net to put the puck in. Woo! Pittsburgh scores again just 84 seconds later. Evgeni Malkin grabbed the puck in the neutral zone and passed it cross-ice to Philippe Boucher. He gave it back to Geno, who was in the slot, and Malkin had a perfect backhand shot that beat Ward. Carolina scores but who really cares? Not me. On a power play, we score again. Evgeni Malkin dropped the puck to Sidney Crosby at the blue line in Carolina's zone. Siddo passed it to Philippe Boucher, who ripped a shot the went through Ward's five-hole. The 'Canes score again, but it shouldn't have counted. Flower loses his stick and as he goes to grab it, a Carolina player (ERIC STAAL) comes in a sweeps it out of his reach. That's interference, refs! Anyway, Rob Scuderi gives MAF his regular stick and poor Scuds has nothing to defend with. So, the puck goes in and Flower becomes Venus Flytrap. He was SO pissed. You could tell. Lol! I've never seen Fleury get that mad before! Three stars of the game are: 1.) Philippe Boucher (PIT), 2.) Chad LaRose (CAR), and 3.) Marc-Andre Fleury (PIT). Anyway, Pittsburgh takes Game 1 and Game 2 is Thursday at 7:30. Let's Go Pens! A quote about the game's goaltending:

“I thought both goalies were really, really good. It could have been
lopsided for either team if it wasn’t for the two goalies,
but it was good to get the win here in the first game." ~Brooks Orpik

Penguins Update 5-13-09: Pittsburgh won Game 7 and their series against Washington!! The Pens thrashed the Caps, 6-2, on Washington's home ice! Sidney Crosby scored the first goal for the Pens and of the game. :D Sergei Gonchar (finally back from his injury!) shot the puck (on one leg!) toward the net. It missed the net, but it hit off of Sid's right skate. He kicked it in front of him and knocked it in with his stick. Woo!! Craig Adams scored 8 seconds later (that's in second place for the fastest goals scored in the postseason!)! Ruslan Fedotenko stole the puck and passed it to Adams, who had a two-on-one with Mad Max Talbot. Adams decided to take the shot and the puck sailed right past Varlamov and into the net. Bill Guerin scored next (I love this dude. He's awesome. :D). Guerin got the puck in Pittsburgh's zone and passed it up to Sid, who took it into Washington's zone and drew one of their defenders away from the goal. Chris Kunitz drove toward the net and drug the other defender away, which left Guerin wide open. Sid passed him the puck and Billy ripped a shot into the far corner of the goal, just like he did in Game 6. Kris Letang gets the Pens' fourth goal. Evgeni Malkin sent a pass to Tanger, who sent a slap-shot flying toward the goal. It went over Varlamov's shoulder and I didn't even know that it went in until I saw Tanger and the Pens celebrating. Lol! That goal was like a flashback to Kris's OT winner in Game 3! :D The Caps were so pissed off at their "superhuman" 21-year-old rookie goalie Simeon Varlamov that they took him out and replaced him with their back-up goalie, Jose Theodore. Different goalie, same results! For the next goal, Miroslav Satan passed the puck to Jordan Staal, who buried it in the net. Ovechkin scores, though, when Marc-Andre Fleury tried to pass the puck back to his defenders from behind the goal. Ovechkin intercepted the pass and tapped it into the empty net before MAF could get back. Hhhmmmm...it seems to me that the only way "The Great 8" could score was when the Flower was out of the net. :D Speaking of Fleury...he made a totally AMAZING save on Ovechkin at the beginning of the game. Ovechkin had a one-on-one attack on goal and Fleury gloved his shot in a heartbeat. Its so funny how the Caps fans were so confident that their amazing player would score... Lol! Anyway, Capital Brooks Laich got a four minute penalty for high-sticking Sid and giving him a split lip. Laich should have gotten a penalty when he high-sticked Brooks Orpik earlier in the game and gave him a bloody nose! Anyway, the Caps go on a penalty kill and the downfall of that...putting Ovechkin in. He lost control of the puck in Pittsburgh's zone and guess who's there to take it for the score...Sid! He had a breakaway and practically FLEW down the ice, which resulted in a one-on-one with Jose Theodore. Sid faked a shot and then buried the puck in the net. Well...payback's a big fat BITCH, huh Washington?! The Caps score once more but whoop-dee-freakin'-doo. Like that's gonna help when you're losing by four halfway through the third period... So the Pens win it, 6-2!! Some of the Pens were playing their first Game 7 ever: Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, and Kris Letang (just to name a few). The three stars of the game were: 1.) Sidney Crosby (87-Center), 2.) Ruslan Fedotenko (26-Left Wing), and 3.) Marc-Andre Fleury (29-Goalie). Amazing job, guys!! Good luck in the Stanley Cup Eastern Confrence Finals!! (We're either going to play the Carolina Hurricanes or the Boston Bruins. I don't know which one I'd prefer...) Here's a quote by Billy Guerin:

I’ve never around a series with the drama and the hype and
the skill. This was a great series. I’m sure the people at
the league are happy. It couldn’t have gone any better
for the fans.

Penguins Update 5-11-09: A loss for the Pens... Oh well. We'll get 'em back on Wednesday...on their own ice! We lost 5-4 in OT. Scoring: Bill Guerin, assisted by Sidney Crosby and Chris Kunitz. Mark Eaton (power play), assisted by Evgeni Malkin and Philippe Boucher. Kris Letang, assisted by Alex Goligoski (Goose!!) and Evgeni Malkin. Sidney Crosby, assisted by Brooks Orpik and Evgeni Malkin. Let's go Pens!! Let's win the series in Washington on Wednesday!! P.S.: Sid's goal was AMAZING!! XD And Geno was on fire with the assists! My sister was happy. :D

Penguins Update 5-9-09: Three in a row for Pittsburgh!! We beat Washington on their own ice, winning 4-3 in overtime. We also showed the Caps that the team that scores first doesn't lose the game! Take that Washington! Now, onto the game! Jordan Staal FINALLY gets the goal that he deserves and scores first. Miroslav Satan gets the assist. Ruslan Fedotenko scores next, with a sweet slap shot like he did in Game 4. Assists go to Kris Letang and Evgeni Malkin. Former Capital Matt Cooke gets the next goal. Tyler Kennedy had a shot that Varlamov blocked, then Jordan Staal had a chance that Varlamov blocked again, and on that rebound, Matt Cooke jumped in and buried the puck at a really weird angle. Assists go to Kennedy and Staal. Evgeni Malkin scores the final and game-winning goal in OT during a Power Play that he drew. The Caps got called for tripping Geno and he didn't waste the chance to end the game. During the last few seconds of the PP, Malkin's cross-ice pass to Sidney Crosby hit off of Capitals' defenseman Tom Poti's stick and flew into the net, right past Varlamov. Pens win it in OT!! Also, Marc-Andre Fleury made a total of 28 saves, and is 5-0 lifetime in overtime during the postseason. Way to go, Flower!! :D On the sad note, Sergei Gonchar is still out and we don't know if he'll play on Monday. We hope he does! Someone needs to hit Ovechkin, HARD, and hurt him like he hurt Serg! :D Good luck, guys!! Another thing: I can't understand half of the Penguins when they get interviewed. Lol! They talked to Malkin last night and I could barely understand what he was saying. XD I can understand Fleury a little better (maybe because I took French for two years!). Pens lead the series, 3-2. Here's a quote by defenseman Brooks Orpik:

"Against a team like that you want to put them away as soon as
possible. We don't want to let them stick around."

Penguins Update 5-8-09: Another win for Pittsburgh!! We kicked the shit out of Washington, beating them 5-3. Unfortunately, Sergei Gonchar was injured in a "knee-to-knee" hit (what the refs are calling it) by Alex Ovechkin (which he should get suspended for! You can tell that he moved to hit Serg on purpose.). No one knows of Gonchar's condition or the actual injury right now, but we're hoping for the best. Pittsburgh loves you, Serg!! :D Anyway, to the game. The Caps got a really early goal but who cares?! In this series, the team that scores first loses. Lol! A reporter asked Marc-Andre Fleury if letting the Caps have an early goal was his game plan and he said yes. It was so funny!! :) Anywho, Sergei Gonchar got the goal back with a sweet slap shot like he did in Game 6 against the Flyers. Bill Guerin scored next, getting the rebound from Sidney Crosby's shot. The next goal was made by Ruslan Fedotenko, with a sweet shot right past Varlamov. Sidney Crosby gets the next goal, a tap-in off a pass from Miroslav Satan. And with the last goal of the night, Mad Max Talbot recieves a pass from Ruslan Fedotenko and rips the puck into the net, leaving Varlamov looking like a confused two-year-old. Lol! Way to go Pens!! Good luck today in Washington!

Penguins Update 5-6-09: Finally!! A win for the Pens!! We beat the Caps in overtime, 3-2. That game was AWESOME. Ovechkin scored a crappy goal when Fleury lost his stick, the puck had a weird bounce, and none of our defenders could get to it in time. Oh, well. It was only one goal and we got it back in the second period with an awesome shot by Ruslan Fedotenko! Assist goes to Max Talbot, who totally kicked ass last night. Evgeni Malkin finally stepped up his game and did AMAZING last night, drawing penalties from the Caps left and right. He scored on a power play that he initiated and his shot was sweet: up in the air and right over Varlamov's head. Cool! :D Assist goes to Sidney Crosby, and Bill Guerin gets credit for his awesome screening of the Caps goalie. Unfortunately, the Caps scored with two minutes left on the clock with a power play. I have to admit, it was a good shot that rebounded into the net off of Fleury's butt. XD But then in overtime, Kris Letang hit an awesome slap shot that deflected in fron of the net and sailed right past Varlamov. Pens win!! Assist goes to Sidney Crosby for his face-off win!! :) The Pens played totally awesome last night, out-scoring, out-hitting, and most of all out-playing the Caps. Oh, and Brooks Orpik had an awesome hit on Alex Ovechkin and totally knocked the shit out of him. Wooo!! Keep it up, guys!! Sid was sexy as always and said this awesome quote at the end of the game:

"It was desperation for us. We battled hard and it would have
been easy to get frustrated with the chances that we had
not going in, but we stuck with things. We believed that
we were actually going to get that break, and we did."

Penguins Update 5-4-09: Another loss to the Caps, 3-4. Man, we only lose by one goal! Why can't we get the puck in the net?! Anyway, congrats to Sidney Crosby for scoring his first playoff game hat trick!! It seems like he's the only one doing anything out there, besides Kunitz, Guerin, and Staal. Marc-Andre Fleury and Evgeni Malkin both need to up their game, and the defense needs to cover Alexander Ovechkin!! Chris Kunitz and Bill Guerin are on Sid's line, and they're doing totally awesome, too! I want Jordan Staal to score SO bad. He works his ass off out there and never gets a goal. Ever. Come on, Staalsy!! Get some good luck! I want Tyler Kennedy and Max Talbot to score, too. They totally deserve it! And, the same as last game: Sid was sexy. :D We're in Pittsburgh for two games, so I'm hoping that we tie the series at 2-2. Good luck guys! Let's go Pens!! And...I want Siddo to get another hat trick and show Ovechkin who's the better player!! WOOO!!

Penguins Update 5-2-09: The Pens lost today against the Washington Capitals, 2-3. Sid had the first goal of the game (totally sweet!!) and Mark Eaton had a Sergei Gonchar Game 6 style goal. Petr Sykora was back in the line-up, also. Evgeni Malkin was very funny today, wiping out in the first period and then smacking himself in the face with his stick when he was on the bench. XD That made me laugh so hard. Lol! So, the loss didn't seem so bad after that funny stuff. Plus, we have the whole rest of the series to kick Washington's ass, so, let's go Pens! Also, Sidney looked uber sexy today so that made me happy... :D Good luck guys!!

Penguins Udpate 4-25-09: The Pens clinched their series against the Philadelphia Flyers, April 25, 2009, in Game 6, winning 5-3!! Goals: Ruslan Fedotenko (1), Mark Eaton (1), Sergei Gonchar (1, game-winning goal), and of course...Sidney Crosby (2)!! Assists: Evgeni Malkin (2), Ruslan Fedotenko (1), Tyler Kennedy (1), and Bill Guerin (1). Maxime Talbot got the Pens going with his fist-fight against Flyer Daniel Carcillo and gave us a boost of energy and a total wake-up call. At that time, we were getting beat 3-0. 14 seconds after the fight, Ruslan Fedotenko scored the first of five consecutive goals! Rob Scuderi gets an honorable mention when he took a hit to the stomach during a Flyer Power Play and kept going, even though he was obviously hurt. Penguins' "third line" Jordan Staal, Matt Cooke, and Tyler Kennedy did absolutely amazing in the third period, killing time in the Flyers' zone and keeping them from scoring. And of course, Marc-Andre Fleury made a total of 22 saves, including some that any other goalie couldn't have even attempted to keep out of the net. AWESOME JOB GUYS!! Good luck in your series against the Washington Capitals!!

Aloha ohana! I'm Cullenlicious9. I am OBSESSED with Power Rangers and I'm like..16. My fave season is S.P.D. but I also love Mystic Force, Dino Thunder, Jungle Fury, and Operation Overdrive. Bridge is my fave character, followed closely by Tyzonn, cuz they're both HILARIOUS! I'm also obsessed with Lilo & Stitch if you couldn't tell! Harry Potter is also another one of my crazy obsessions. My best friend got me hooked on the books and I just recently bought all of the movies that I didn't have. :) The Day After Tomorrow is another of my fave things ever, and I'm reliving my childhood by getting back into my favorite show way back when...The Magic School Bus!! XD So...here's a little more about me, the amazing authoress...=D LET"S GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS!!

Name: My many aliases are: Laura Chapman, Z Delgado, Kira Ford, Madison Rocca, Lily Chilman, Bella Swan, Sara, Hermione Granger, Alicia Spinnet, Ronny Robinson, Leslie Burke, Sally, Cassie, Mikaela Banes, Maximum Ride, Gemma Doyle, Susan Pevensie, Sam Puckett, Kelsey Winslow, Lulu, Emma Gillbert, more that I forget...

Contact Me: I just got a LiveJournal!! I'm sidcrosbylove87 (did you expect anything else?!). Drop me a comment and I have a kinda contest up. If anyone wants to make me a Crosby one, I'll write you a one-shot: any fandom (that I know) and any couple (that I like), and any rating except M. If I get multiple entries, I'll pick the best layout but still write a story for everyone who submits!! Thanks guys!!

My OCs in stories that I have written but really don't feel like posting or can't find: Taylor Chase (National Treasure), Emmalynn "Emmy" Karr (The Sandlot: Heading Home), Gemma Carson (The Seeker: The Dark is Rising), Carabella "Cara" Gillbert (Journey to the Center of the Earth)

Summaries of my OC stories:

National Treasure: Title "Chase Squared" Summary: Taylor Chase is sick of being her older sister's assistant at the National Archives. When our two favorite treasure hunters come in and ask for help, the younger Chase jumps at the chance and Abigail gets pulled in along the way, of course. Can Taylor show her sister that she's more than just an assistant and fall in love along the way? Riley/Taylor, Ben/Abigail

The Sandlot: Heading Home: Title "The Fog" Summary: Emmalynn Karr and E.J. Needton have been best friends since kindergarten. They grew up at the Sandlot with the rest of the gang. One baseball game when they were 16 changes everything forever. Emmy gets hit in the head with a baseball thrown by an angry Two-Ton, and doesn't remember a thing, including the love she and E.J. share. The rivalry begins. Will Emmy ever regain her memory and set things right again? E.J./Emmy

The Seeker: The Dark is Rising: Title "The Other Seeker" Summary: (Movie) Instead of six signs, there are twelve. And it takes two Seekers to find them all; one male, one female. Six signs will be found by the male; six by the female. Will Stanton and Gemma Carson are the Seekers; the seventh son of a seventh son, the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter. The unison of their powers mentally, physically, and emotionally and the signs of the Light is the only way to defeat the Darkness and save the world. Will/Gemma

Journey to the Center of the Earth: Title "Essentially Together" Summary: Carabella Gillbert is spending the summer with her older sister Anna, a tour guide. The sisters, along with Trevor and Sean, stumble upon the magical world in the center of the earth and take the journey of their lives. And, of course, you can't risk your lives and not have a little romance... Sean/Cara, Trevor/Anna

Age: Unfortunately, I'm not old enough to marry Jake Gyllenhaal, Alexander Ludwig, Justin Bartha OR Sidney Crosby (OMG! SIGH!! XD) but I'm 16. I'm starting to drive!! WHOOOOOO!!

Fave shows: Power Rangers, H2O, Degrassi, Lilo & Stitch (my new obsession! LOL!), The Magic School Bus (Yay! Childhood memories!), Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, Smallville, Wildfire, Cory In The House, AFV, iCarly..., other ones I forget...basically Disney Channel, Food Network, Style (especially The Dish and How Do I Look?), G4 (Ninja Warrior and Ultimate Banzuke make me LOL!!), Nick, The N...

Fave movies: The Day After Tomorrow (Jake Gyllenhaal!), Race to Witch Mountain (Alex Ludwig of course!), TWILIGHT!!, ALL HARRY POTTER MOVIES!! (Rupert Grint, Daniel Radcliffe, James & Oliver Phelps, Tom Felton, Robert Pattinson...There are SO many yummy boys at Hogwarts... :D) Transformers (Shia LaBeouf!), The Seeker: The Dark is Rising (Alex Ludwig), Pirates of the Caribbean (all 3, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom!), Fantastic 4 (both, Chris Evans!), High School Musical (all three, Lucas Grabeel!), The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe (William Mosely!), National Treasure (both, Justin Bartha!!), The Phantom of the Opera (it has Emmy Rossum in it! And she can sing!), the Lilo & Stitch movies, Dadnapped, Cloverfield, Cars, Flicka, Dreamer, basically all movies with Jake Gyllenhaal in them, animal movies and tons of others...I'm a movie buff=D I almost forgot...TITANIC!! The #1 movie that makes me bawl for like, three hours after it's over. Bridge to Terabithia makes me do that, too.

Fave music: OMG, ANBERLIN!! :D :D I LOVE them SO much! Country, especially TAYLOR SWIFT and RASCAL FLATTS! I'm gonna see them in concert! Yay! I do love Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood, Tim McGraw, Rodney Atkins...I love all country artists basically. Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, Aly & AJ, Corbin Bleu, Vanessa Hudgens, Emily Osment (if you can count her), Selena Gomez (if you can count her), Kelly Clarkson, Lifehouse, CASCADA, Mitchel Musso, Rihanna, NICKELBACK!!

Music I hate: Rap, Colbie Cailait or however you spell it, her music and voice make my ears bleed...ugh...the nightmares...Alicia Keys's song 'No One' She sounds like she's dying and trying to sing. Scream bands, Green Day, Good Charlotte, Fall Out Boy, I hate them with a passion. I CANNOT STAND THE JONAS BROTHERS!!

Fave actor: It's a tie between Jake Gyllenhaal, Alexander Ludwig and Justin Bartha right now...

Other fave actors: Justin Bartha, Nathan Kress, Josh Hutcherson, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Rupert Grint, James & Oliver Phelps, Robert Pattinson, Daniel Radcliffe, Tom Felton, Shia LaBeouf, Chris Evans, Nicolas Cage, William Mosely, David Henrie, Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, Peter Facinelli, Jason Dolley, Mitchel Musso, Lucas Grabeel, Matt Austin, Chris Violette, James Napier...(In case you haven't noticed..all those guys are..um...HOT! Well, except for Nick Cage. He's ok. Lol!! I think you can see a pattern.. LOL!)

Fave actress: It's also a tie. I can't decide if I love Emmy Rossum or AnnaSophia Robb more...

Other fave actresses: Emma Watson, Dakota Fanning, Bonnie Wright, Selena Gomez, Megan Fox, Reese Witherspoon, Emily Osment, Monica May, Brenda Song, Alycia Purrott, Kiera Knightley (sp?), Anne Hathaway, Emma Lahana, Ashley Greene, Elizabeth Reaser

Favorite Sports Teams: Pittsburgh Steelers (football), Pittsburgh Penguins (hockey), Pittsburgh Pirates (baseball), Pittsburgh Passion (female football), Italy (soccer), AS Roma (soccer)

Hottest Male Athlete EVER: Sidney Crosby =D I'm in love with him. Honestly. And my sister is in love with Evgeni Malkin. XD

MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Opening Credits:

"Gotta Find You" ~Joe Jonas (Camp Rock)

Birth:

"Look Through My Eyes" ~ Phil Collins (Brother Bear)

First Day of School:

"Break the Ice (Jason Nevins Remix)" ~Britney Spears

Falling in Love:

"The Promise" ~Anberlin

Fight Song:

"Hello Alone" ~Anberlin

Breaking Up:

"I Heart ?" ~Taylor Swift

Prom:

"Inevitable" ~Anberlin

Life:

"Change" ~Taylor Swift

Mental Breakdown:

"Crazier" ~Taylor Swift

Driving:

"The Getaway" ~Hilary Duff

Flashback:

"Mud on the Tires" ~Brad Paisley

Wedding:

"Where You Are" ~Rascal Flatts

Birth of Child:

"Our Song" ~Taylor Swift

INTERMISSION

Final Battle:

"Teardrops on my Guitar" ~Taylor Swift

Death Scene:

"Journey to the Past" ~Liz Callaway (Anastasia)

Funeral:

"Fearless" ~Taylor Swift

End Credits:

"Circle of Life" ~Carmen Twilly (The Lion King)

Fave couples:

POWER RANGERS:

Mighty Morphin': Jason/Trini (Uncommon, but extremely cute), Tommy/Kim (The original Ranger couple!), Rocky/Aisha (So much chemistry!), Billy/Katherine (Billy's lonely and Kat needs to get her hands off of Tommy before Kim kicks her ass!)

Zeo: Adam/Tanya (So cute! So much chemistry and cuteness!)

Turbo: Adam/Tanya (Same as above!), TJ/Cassie (Totally adorable!)

In Space: Andros/Ashley (A classic pairing, can't be denied!), TJ/Cassie (Same as above!)

Lost Galaxy: Leo/Kendrix (A total classic!), Mike/Maya (Uncommon, but very likeable after reading Etcetera Kit's stories!)

Lightspeed Rescue: Carter/Dana (Another classic, totally cute!), Chad/Kelsey (So much chemistry, best friends fall for eachother all the time!), Joel/Angela (Cannon, you have to love it!), Ryan/Vypra (I think this could totally work. Ryan needs someone because I absolutely HATE him with Kelsey. They had no chemistry at all.)

Time Force: Wes/Jen (Alex sucks, Wes rules! Jen and Wes are practically cannon! :D), Lucas/Katie (Trip seems like a little brother to Katie, not boyfriend material. Plus, Katie needs someone strong to be her man. Sorry, Trip. You don't pass the requirements. XD)

Wild Force: Cole/Alyssa (Just adorable! She cares for him so much!), Eric/Taylor (The classic love/hate relationship. I'll always love this one!)

Ninja Storm: Dustin/Tori (Best friends fall for eachother all the time! Plus, Blake is annoying!), Shane/Skyla (She totally didn't die in my mind!)

Dino Thunder: Conner/Kira (The love/hate thing again! Trent needs to get a life.)

S.P.D.: Bridge/Z (So adorable!! They absolutely get eachother!), Sky/Syd (Love/hate deal, kinda. Still adorable!), Jack/Ally (Practically cannon!), Sam/Nova (It's kinda implied at the end of the season, you know?), Doggie/Kat (If Isinia hadn't come back, I could totally see them getting together!), Boom/Kat (Since Doggie has Isinia, Boom can make his move on Kat! XD)

Mystic Force: Nick/Madison (Practically cannon the last episode, people!), Chip/Vida (Absolutely adorable. Vampires, anyone?), Xander/LeeLee (Could work. I don't like the idea of her with Phineas. I thought that a girlie-girl like her would be repulsed by him!), Xander/Clare (I like this one, too. :D)

Operation Overdrive: Mack/Rose (Totally awesome and cute!), Tyzonn/Ronny (Adorable! She's the one who convinced him to stay in the first place!!), Dax/Mira (He liked her once and she could change. Cute!)

Jungle Fury: Casey/Lily (All that little brother crap was bullshit. She went out with Theo at the end to make Casey jealous. Everyone can see that!), RJ/Fran (Dominic annoys the hell out of me. Actually, I hate him. RJ and Fran click so well!)

R.P.M. (I HATE this season but...): Dillon/Summer (I absolutely adore them!! :D), Ziggy/Dr. K (So cute! I can't stand Dr. K though...)

Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione (Screams cuteness!), Harry/Ginny (A classic!), Neville/Luna (So cute! They belong together!), George/Alicia (Just absolutely adorable!), Fred/Angelina (Same as George/Alicia!), Remus/Tonks (So cute! Poor Teddy!), James/Lily (So adorable! Such a shame that they had to get killed!), Lee/Katie/Oliver (I can't decide who I like with her better!), Teddy/Victoire (Cannon, so I like it. Sounds cute, anyway!), Draco/Pansy (Not cannon, but I think it's cute!), Bill/Fleur (It's cannon, cute!)

iCarly: Freddie/Sam (Seddie all the way!), Gibby/Carly (I think that they could be cute XD) Lucas (Fred)/Carly (It's okay, I like her with the Gibbster more. Lol!)

Twilight: Edward/Bella (Meant to be!), Jasper/Alice (So cute! She saw him in her future! Absolute soulmates!), Emmett/Rosalie (She carried him that far and didn't kill him. That's real love. I really gained respect for Rosalie after I read that part!), Carlisle/Esme (As always, they're too darn cute!), Jacob/Leah (I think that they could really get past their differences and love eachother. Renesmee can fall in love with some human boy.), Garrett/Kate (Kinda cannon in Breaking Dawn!), Ben/Angela (So adorable! You can tell that they love eachother!)

Hannah Montana: Oliver/Miley (Loliver, beware!! I don't care about that new episode! Oliver is trying to make Miley jealous!! XD), Lilly/Jackson (So cute! They're both kinda nasty so... Lol!)

Wizards of Waverly Place: Justin/Alex (They're really adorable!)

The Day After Tomorrow: Sam/Laura (So cute!! Geek love! XD), Brian/Elsa (They have the potential to be totally adorable!)

Race to Witch Mountain (I LOVE this movie! :)): Seth/Sara (They seemed more like friends than brother and sister in the movie. I adore them together!!), Jack/Alex (Kinda obvious that they got together!!)

Bridge to Terabithia: Jess/Leslie ( I adore Jesslie so much... They're meant to be!! Leslie didn't die in my mind...Jess saved her!!)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Peter/Susan (Totally adorable, anything goes in Narnia!), Edmund/Lucy (Same as Peter/Susan!)

High School Musical: Troy/Gabriella (Meant to be!), Chad/Taylor (So cute!), Jason/Kelsi/Ryan (I like Kelsi with both of them!), Zeke/Sharpay (He bakes for her. What else could a girl want?!)

H2O: Just Add Water: Lewis/Cleo ( So cute! I want to hit Charlotte with a frozen Miriam, if you know what I mean. Lol!), Zane/Rikki (Too cute), Ash/Emma (Adorable!)

Maximum Ride: Fang/Max (Fang is SO hot! Max is a lucky mutant. XD), Iggy/Nudge (Iggy is, too! They seem to be closer to eachother than they are with the rest of the Flock)

A Great and Terrible Beauty: Kartik/Gemma (Kartik sounds so hot. XD He and Gemma click!)

The Mortal Instruments trilogy by Cassandra Clare: Jace/Clary (So adorable!!), Alec/Magnus (Just cute. :D), Luke/Jocelyn (True love. :) I love them together.

True Jackson, V.P.: Ryan/Lulu (I think they have the potential to be totally cute together!), Jimmy/True (Practically cannon! They're adorable anyway!), Oscar/Amanda (They really clicked when they found out that they shared an obsession over Space Plantation! XD)

Transformers: Sam/Mikaela (Cannon, they're so cute!)

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody/On Deck: Maddie/Esteban (So adorable!), London/Cody/Bailey (Cody/London on the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Cody/Bailey on the Suite Life on Deck), Trevor/Corrie (Zanessa, anyone?), Zack/London (Cute on the Suite Life on Deck!)

Animorphs: Jake/Cassie (Amazingly awesome. They care so much!!), Tobias/Rachel (Why did Rachel die?! Why?! They could've been SO adorable together!!

Lilo & Stitch (my new obsession!): Lilo/Stitch (You have to admit...they're SO cute=D)

The Magic School Bus (because it's amazing. Lol!): Carlos/Dorothy Ann (The best pairing there!! I cannot put them with anyone else but eachother!!) , Arnold/Phoebe (Just adorable!!), Ralphie/Wanda (They're really cute!), Arnold/Wanda (He did have a crush on her!), Ralphie/Phoebe (I read this one story and absolutely loved this ship! It was written so good!), Ralphie/Keesha (Eh, not a big fan, but I like it.), Tim/Keesha (I really like this one! I think they have a lot of chemistry!)

My Top 3 Favorite Characters from my favorite shows, books, and movies.

Power Rangers:

Mighty Morphin Season 1:

1. Trini

2. Jason

3. Kim/Zack

Mighty Morphin Seasons 2 & 3:

1. Adam

2. Kim

3. Rocky

Zeo:

1. Adam

2. Tanya

3. Rocky

Turbo (Team 1):

1. Adam

2. Tanya

3. Tommy

Turbo (Team 2):

1. Ashley

2. Cassie

3. T.J.

In Space:

1. Ashley

2. Cassie

3. Zhane/T.J.

Lost Galaxy:

1. Maya

2. Leo

3. Kendrix/Mike

Lightspeed Rescue: (This one is gonna be funny because I love all of the characters. Lol!)

1. Kelsey/Chad

2. Joel

3. Carter/Dana

Time Force:

1. Wes

2. Katie

3. Trip/Lucas

Wild Force:

1. Taylor

2. Alyssa

3. Merrick

Ninja Storm:

1. Dustin

2. Tori

3. Hunter/Cam

Dino Thunder:

1. Kira

2. Conner

3. Ethan

S.P.D.:

1. Bridge

2. Z

3. Syd/Sky

Mystic Force:

1. Madison

2. Nick

3. Chip

Operation Overdrive:

1. Tyzonn

2. Ronny

3. Mack/Rose

Jungle Fury:

1. Casey

2. Lily

3. R.J.

R.P.M.:

1. Summer

2. Dillon

3. Flynn/Ziggy

Harry Potter:

1. Ron

2. Fred/George

3. Hermione/Tonks

iCarly:

1. Spencer

2. Sam

3. Freddie/Gibby

Twilight:

1. Alice

2. Carlisle

3. Emmett/Jasper

Hannah Montana:

1. Jackson

2. Lilly

3. Oliver

Wizards of Waverly Place:

1. Alex

2. Justin

3. Max/Jerry

The Day After Tomorrow:

1. Sam

2. Laura

3. Jason/Brian

Race to Witch Mountain:

1. Seth/Sara

2. Jack

3. Alex

Bridge to Terabithia:

1. Leslie

2. Jess

3. May Belle

The Chronicles of Narnia:

1. Peter

2. Lucy

3. Susan

High School Musical:

1. Ryan

2. Sharpay

3. Zeke/Taylor

H20:

1. Emma

2. Rikki

3. Cleo/Lewis

Maximum Ride:

1. Fang

2. Nudge

3. Iggy/Gazzy

A Great and Terrible Beauty:

1. Gemma

2. Kartik

3. Felicity/Pippa

The Mortal Instruments:

1. Jace

2. Clary

3. Isabelle

True Jackson:

1. Lulu

2. Oscar

3. Amanda/Ryan

Transformers:

1. Mikaela

2. Sam/Will

3. Bumblebee

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody:

1. London

2. Mr. Moseby

3. Esteban/Arwin

The Suite Life on Deck

1. London

2. Mr. Moseby

3. Bailey

Animorphs:

1. Marco

2. Cassie

3. Rachel

Lilo & Stitch

1. Stitch

2. Pleakley

3. Lilo/Jumba

Magic School Bus:

1. Dorothy Ann

2. Carlos

3. Ms. Frizzle/ Arnold

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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My name is Sarah.
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the hard wall I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

Stop. The maddness...

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

If you have ever cried when listening to Christmas Shoes, copy and paste this to your profile. Here are the lyrics:

It was almost Christmas time
There I stood in another line
Trying to buy that last gift or two
I'm really in the Christmas mood
Standing right in front of me
Was a little boy waiting anxiously
Pacing around like little boys do
And in his hands he held
A pair of shoes

And his clothes were worn and old
He was dirty from head to toe
And when it came his time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard him say

Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my Momma please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry Sir?
Daddy says there's not much time
You see, she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes will make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful
If Momma meets Jesus, tonight.

They counted pennies for what seem like years
And cashier says son there's not enough here
He searches is pockets franticly
And he turned and he looked at me
And he said Momma made Christmas good at our house
Most years she just did without
Tell me Sir
What am I gonna do?
Some how I've got to buy her these Christmas shoes

So I layed the money down
I just had to help him out
And I'll never forget
The look on his face
When he said Mamma's gonna look so great.

Sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my Momma please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry Sir?
Daddy says there's not much time
You see, she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes will make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful,
If Momma meets Jesus tonight.

I knew I caught a glimpse of heavens love as he thanked me and ran out.
I know that God had sent that little boy to remind me
What Christmas is all about

Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my Momma please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry Sir?
Daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes will make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful
If Mamma meets Jesus tonight

I want her to look beautiful
If Mamma meets Jesus tonight

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.), Blackdiamond(Riddler, Batman, Joker, Dark Two Face, Crane, Mikey form TMNT), Cullenlicious87 (A lot of guys from Power Rangers (and I mean a lot!!), Ron, Fred, and George Weasley, Cedric Diggory, Fang, Iggy, Prince Eric, Jess Aarons, Seth, Ryan Evans, Justin Russo, Peter Pevensie, Carlos Ramone, Sam Hall...and Jace!! XD)

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...), Jenova Remnant (afterwards, my friends called the event the floor hug), DestinyGamer, Dawnstarshine (It made me cry), Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN (Everyone was surprised that I didn’t fall unconscious from slamming my head against the wall), Bleeding Darkness Dragon, Ladyasile, Miz. Jynx(I think I glomped the stairs! O.o), Blackdiamond(I did it hurt), Cullenlicious87 (My first day of 9th grade was a nightmare. XD)

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

you move your hands and/or wrists to get a point across to someone (even if you're writing/typing it. Not just talking to someone) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too profile

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you've been terrorized by a chicken, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. :I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

STOP STERIOTYPING!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a loner
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm white so I MUST carry white out for emo cuts
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
I wear BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd
I like DISNEY singers and shows, so I MUST be childish.

Stories I'm working on right now:

Never Alone, duh.

Maybe a Bridge to Terabithia long-shot. Jesslie, of course!!

I'm also totally writing down this dream/daydream I had/am having about me and Sidney Crosby...XD If I ever get a LiveJournal, I'll totally post it there and then you can get a feeling of what goes on in my head... XD

Yeah...Frozen is probably going to be on hold for a while... at least until I can find my lost work. I know it's either a) under my bed (A.K.A. The Bermuda Rectangle), b) in my locker at school (A.K.A. The Locker That You Can Get Eaten By), c) in my closet (A.K.A. The Closet of Dirty Clothes That Can Kill You With Their Repulsiveness), or d) in one of my many notebooks and portfolios, some of which are from kindergarten (A.K.A. A Lot of Useless, Unimportant, and Unnecessary Shit). Well, that narrows it down! I'm currently trying to find my work (and not get killed by the monster under my bed, my hungry locker, or my disgusting closet) as hard as I can!

And, to the certain people who like to flame "Never Alone" for incest, get a clue and read my author's notes! I do not in any way, support incest in real life. Fictional characters, though, are another story. I do love to read Peter/Susan and Edmund/Lucy from the Narnia series. I also like Derek/Casey and Edwin/Lizzie from Life With Derek, and Justin/Alex from Wizards of Waverly Place. Just because I like these pairings doesn't mean I support incest in the real world. These are FICTIONAL characters, not real people, and the author can do whatever they want to do with them. That's what FanFiction.net is all about: letting writers use their favorite characters to express their creativity and imaginations. That is exactly what I am doing. And for people who still can't stop bugging me about incest between Seth and Sara in "Never Alone" here's a big clue: They Aren't Related In My Story!! Sorry for that random outburst. Thank you for your time. XD

-love love love-

Cullenlicious87

I dedicate my profile to my Aunt Mina, may she rest in peace and be with my family always! I also dedicate this to Heath Ledger, Farrah Fawcett, Jane Goody, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays, may they rest in peace and always be in our hearts!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what