Wassup my G'dizzles? Bahahaha.
My name is Elle. It's pronounced like "L" from deathnote or from the alphabet. Pick to your liking.
Sarcasm is a big part of my life. I don't care if it's dry sarcasm mine normally is or...wet sarcasm? Anything comedic is cool to me as long as it doesn't totally and completely suck. I tend to make everybody laugh whether they be 40 or 3. Or 43.
My friends and I are all for the random stunts. We don't mind acting odd and making people uncomfortable as long as we get some kind of entertainment from it. Whether this be giving each other "SUPER EPIC HIGH FIVES" that make your hands sting really badly in the middle of a crowd at school or ask an idiotic survey to people you don't know. It's all cool.
Qoutes
Do not fret over future dilemas, but instead, fret over current catastrophes.
-Elle Steinig. Aka ME.
Dude, I want to crawl in a corner and die. I just got told off...by a runescaper. -
Elle Steinig. Loooong story. Who knew that memebers of the Crypts go on runescape...
I SMELL HOTDOGS!
-Elle Steinig at the Busch Garden's fieild trip on sheikra. While you were in the tunnel you could smell the hotdogs and I screamed that out and my friends were laughing at me.
HEY! YOUU~ COME BACK~~ DON'T LEAVE~ I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECAIL! WHY..WHY ARE YOU FLICKING ME OFF?? THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU DO TO YOUR LOVER! THEN AGAIN, THAT'S WHY I BECAME YOUR LOVER; YOUR BAD ASSNESS.
-Bridget Tanner and Elle Steinig I was screaming that to a random guy in the mall. I didn't know him, and that's the beauty of things.
Why is Gabes shirt off?
-Elle Steinig I was asking my friends Bridget and Regine why Gabe's shirt was off with a suspicious look on my face. Haha. This one has a hilarious story to it! We were at the mall, right? and we didn't have any money but we wanted to see a movie so we started asking people we knew (and didnt know) if we could have some money. So Gabe goes and asks this random chick for some money and she's like "Only if you take your shirt off." and he looks at her like "wtf" but he does it anyways. Then she's like "Wait, wait. Let me do it for you!" and Gabe was like "Uh...okay?" so she takes his shirt off and then RUNS AWAY WITH IT. haha. Gabe was sitting there in the mall covering his man-boobies like he felt violated. Then the security gaurd (of whom we had already gotten in trouble with for an earlier incident) kicked us out.
Guns don't kill people; Chuck Norris kills people.
-Unknown
"I hate to kill you!" "I hate to die."
-Princess Bride.
Let's pllay the bouncy bed game!
-Nikki Nelson and Elle Steinig at her house.
Running ,and, jumping, and climbing up trees, and puttting on makeup while your up there!
- Eddie Izzard
What? Why are you guys talking about bombs!Bombs are for terrorists! hehehe I'M A TERRORISTS! I mean, I have a bomb in my bag! I mean, I going to blow up the school! I mean, I going to take over the world! I mean!! Uh ! I gotta go!
-Bridget Tanner (This was my friend Bridget. She walked up to a group of kids younger than us and said this and ran away leaving me cracking up and apologizing to the traumatized children...)
Awwww. But I have so much fun raping the children!
- Bridget again..
Have you ever just had the urge to , like, molest a kid!? Like, teach them a lesson for wandering off from their parents and being like, 'oh, little boy , where are your parents? Here, I'll help you find him but before that can you do me a favor and pull down your pants'! Seriously! That's not weird is it?
-Bridget Tanner That is NOT okay. xD
But Elmo likes you!
-Nikki Nelson Nikki raping my face with an Elmo finger puppet. -.-' I've been mentally damaged ever since...
DUDE! Last night I had a dream that There were these popcorn stealing eskimos who moved to Arkansaws to sell alpacas to illegal mexican immagrants who beat jewish orphans!
-Nikki Nelson
Cake or death?
-Eddie Izzard
YOU AS BLIND AS A MOUNTAIN~!
-Bridget Tanner
Did they play that song at the place with the people getting their groove on and shaking their buttocks?
-Elle Steinig ( me asking Tierra if they played a song at the school dance. OMG that dance was so gay! They only played the hiphop songs that were like 3 years old and me and my friends were heading banging like idiots the entire time and when a rock song came one the ghetto kids were clogging their ears and glaring, CLOGGING THEIR EARS ! :O
Have you ever thought of how wierd it'd be if someone's eyes were porportionate to Hani's? That's be CRAZY. Half of the little buggers face is his eyes!
-Elle Steinig
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