The picture to the left is NOT me.

Quote from Heir to the Kingdom by Peacewish:

“I don’t care where he’s from or what his place is in life. I love him. He is a wolf. And I’d rather be his bitch than your queen.”

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About me-
-I'm Canadian.
-I just realized something that is FREAKING ME OUT! (If you knew the force exerted by all of the particles of the Universe, you would know the future. That is a fact. So does that mean I really do have a destiny I have no control over? Does that mean all my thoughts are planned out?! Gah,)
-I can't speak about my life to most people, because my life revolves around, fanfiction, sleeping, and school.
-I am one of the most gullible people I have ever met. Nevermind, I AM the most gullible person I have ever met.
-Writing that last sentence made we think something- why do English speaking people capitalize their "I"s when languages like French don't? Do we think we're better or something?

The main category of fanfiction I delve in is Harry Potter. There is a lot of it and a good variety. Although, I have read enough of it now to confuse a lot with canon. I ship a lot of different pairings, and mostly to settle my own curiosity, am going to list them here. The bold ones are my favourite-
(Deep breath)
Hermione/Tom, Hermione/Voldemort, Hermione/Bill, Charlie, Fred, George, or Ron, Hermione/Remus, Hermione/Severus, Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Blaise, Hermione/Sirus, Hermione/Victor, Hermione/Cedric
Ron/Luna, Ron/Hermione,
Harry/Ginny, Harry/Luna, Harry/Marietta, Harry/Tonks, Harry Susan
Remus/Tonks
I can't stand romance stories with Harry/Hermione stories, but if it's just a small side plot it is usually OK.

I've watched a couple of animes recently including The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (Haruhi has some serious problems), Ouran High School Host Club (cute, but I was still voting for the twin), Tsubasa Chronicles (Cuteness! But I ran out of steam 4 episodes before the last), Card Captor Sakura (Hehe, first anime I ever watched), Fruits Basket (and the manga), and Neon Genisis Evangeleon (my mind still hurts). I haven't delved into much fanfiction for any of these animes except Card Captor Sakura(Which I have gone through almost ALL of the good completed ones, no joke), but feel free to PM me if you know any good completed ones rated T or less!

An author I've read is Tamora Peirce. I dislike the Circle fanfiction. I honestly don't like that series that much. I ship Alanna/George, some Alanna/Jon, Daine/Numair, and Kel/Dom. I can read others though such as Kel/Joren and Alanna/Raoul.

I love reading stories that start with someone having a perfectly horrid life, then having it fixed by someone they fall in love with. For some reason, I also like angsty stories. I love stories that incorporate my passions, like dance, music, and French. I LOVE most alternate universe stories, like in the olden days or without magic or something. My favourites list has a few if you want to check it out. I have only a few incomplete stories on there, and they are almost all above 10k words, if not above 30k.

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Addressing my Stories

I'm Going to Kill You Voldy vs Fred: Basically a one-shot about Fred being captured by Death-Eaters and saving the world. I'm told its funny. It's pretty parody-ish though. Some people misunderstood what I wrote, so I will probably edit and revise it sometime. I may be doing a "Voldy vs Mr. Weasley" one... I came up with a brilliant idea.
Oh my Gosh! Best thing ever- windylucy has translated it into Chinese. View it here .

High School Musical in Harry Potter: This story is on HIATUS until I find more people are reading it. (The hit counts are really low, like 10)

The Frog Princess: I've noticed Lily is very Mary-Sueish, but the plot is original. It's complete now! It will be revised soon. I've noticed people are actually reading it- YAY!

The Prophesized Six and the Resurrection Stone: This is a story that I plan on having plenty of sequels to. I've written the prologue, a third of the first chapter, outlined the six main characters, made a plot graph, and about anything else I need to do. The only thing I have to do now is write it. To summarize-
When Harry, Hermione, Ron, Luna, Neville, and Ginny died, they were picked up by Merlin to become his Gods of the World. A thousand years later, the six were finally ready to get their titles but Voldemort escapes from the land of the dead and they have to put him back where he belongs. They inhabit a strange orphan on Earth and try to save the world from the wrath of Voldemort. Five other children and the orphan are prophesized to "conquer evils long since dead." First year fic! (Which starts - cues the Jonas Brothers' tune Year 3000 - in the year 3000)(BTW, they live about the same as in 2000, but there is a reason for that)

Are You Really?: I wrote a plot graph and outlined characters... but then i realized it really doesn't have a real plot. So this is probably on permanent hiatus.

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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as Euro-English (Euro for short). In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard 'c' will be replaced with 'k.' Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced by 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' by 'z' and 'W' by 'V'. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar changes vud of kors; be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil b no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

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Profile updated- 29 October, 2009

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.