Hi! I'm BlackRoseOfTheGrave! If anyone has a request for a story simply PM me and I will recieve it within 2 days and respond if I want to try to complete your request. The only pairings I won't do are Zetsu X Anyone, FemNaru X Anyone, Sasuke X Itachi ( or any type of incest pairing), FemKyuubi X Anyone.

TO EVERYONE WHO HAS READ ONE OF MY STORIES WITH A POEM IN IT:

The first poem that I officially posted in ff.net was a total piece of crap that I am not proud of. In fact, due to my own misgivings and the complaints of others, I have deleted it. I realize that if I ever want to be recognized for my poetry, I need to write something that actually ressembles a poem. Thank you Massachusetts for beating me in the head several times to get the point across that I suck at grammar, anonymus readers, thank you for helping me realize that poetry is a very hard field to specialize in. Oh, and, in the future, I will not be accepting anymore anonymus reviews. I like to thank people for their comments, flames or not. Thank you for your comments and support in a few cases.

MY OBSESSIONS

1. Anime! Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, Wolf's Rain, Blood + (plus), Bleach, InuYasha...yeah, that list is never ending. We just won't talk about that anymore!

2. I love vampires, and the paranormal and supernatural!

3. I am a bookworm! Seriously, I love books! I love the Midnighters Series and Harry Potter Series. My all time favorites are: the Dark Hunter Series, The Brotherhood of the Black Dagger Series, The Vampire Chronicles, Women of the Underworld, and anythign by Garth Nix.

4. Listening to music is the number one best thing to do at 1:00 in the morning. The songs that I am currently listening to are: Scotty Doesn't Know, This is Why I'm Hot, How to Save A Life, Lollipop (Aqua), Bad Boy, Everytime We Touch, Far Away, Teenagers, We Are The Champions, Butterfly (CrazyTown), Butterfly (Simle D.K), Smooth Criminal, Umbrella, Unfaithful, Sk8er Boi, Losing Grip, Girlfriend (Avril Lavigne) English Version, Girlfriend (Avril Lavigne) Japanese Version, Kryptonite, Champion, Shut Up and Drive, Hate That I Love You, Happy Song, I'm With You, Crazy For This Girl, Party Like A Rockstar, Rockstar, Savin' Me, Tattoo, Just the Girl, Besame Sin Miedo, Anything But Ordinary, Kiss The Girl, Hey There Delilah, Right Kind Of Wrong, Toxic, Miss Independant, 1985, Hips Don't Lie, Master of Puppets, Grow Up, Dirty Little Secret, Doki Doki Waku Waku, Sexyback, I Must Not Chase The Boys, Back In Black, Hey Juliet, Coin- Operated Boy ...and so on. Yeah, this list goes on for pages.

I have a few awesome friends that include:

1. Dusky (aka: Dusk Blood-Ninja Monkey- Heart.) - He's my gay boyfriend! -sings Gay Boyfriend by the Hazzards under breath-

2. Ecronin (aka: Sadistic Kunoichi 13) - Don't ask about the name because I won't tell you. She loves anime and manga. She is well-known throughout our school as the a mini-Tsunade in relation to her attitude and her... assets.

3. Silverfang (aka: Summoner-of-grammah) - I have known her for ten years and I love her as my best friend. She is obsessed with all LOTR and the like. She thinks that I am a loon when it comes to anime. Heh. I've known her the longest time and I still consider her a pain in my --!

4. The Piglet (aka: She constently changes names)- She is my conscience. I swear that she reads my mind... She's loves Catch 22 and Closing Time. Beware: If you have chocolate, she'll find it.

As for such trivial matters as my age: I am immortal! Nah, to quote Mother Goose from Storyland, "I'm ageless!" Mwah ha ha -hack- -cough-

My Gender: I am a girl as far as I know. Though, many people seem to think I am a guy...

My Height: I am a bit below average height. I am just barely 5'3''!

My Weight: Well wouldn't you like to know!

Where I Am: I am never in one place. I dematerialize and stalk my friends when they sleep! He he he he! Don't hit me Lynnie!

Name: Oh, guess what, NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! Though if you must call me something, call me by any of the nicknames listed below.

Sexuality: It's way to complicated to explain. To put it simple, it's a twisted version of Bisexual.

Nicknames: Rocky, D, Desty, Destineh, Lunar, Xeian, Chigiri (Japanese for Destiny), Slut Puppy, Sex- Kitten, Pig Whore... My friends aren't sane...

Favorite Phrases:

"I am going to flip a nutty!" - From my older brother.

"You RIG-TIG-FRIGGER!" - I ah... I think I was high off the smell of books.

"Kisame has a hungry sword!" - Ask me in a message, or go to Sadistic Kunoichi- 13's profile.

"No, the pope!" - My mothers "catch phrase" of sorts.

"I did it for FUNSIES!"- My friend Massachussets made this one up.

"Kinky Kaito goes to my school!" - Yeah, if you have ever seen Yu-Yu-Hakusho, then you may know who Kaito is. Well, we have this kid in my school who looks exactly like him! Yeah, so those are the phrases that I mainly use so, if you see...er...hear me, then you know who I am!

My Favorite Pairings From Naruto (straight):

NarutoxHinata

NarutoxIno

TemarixShikamaru

InoxShikamaru

InoxChouji

KibaXHinata

My favorite Pairings from Naruto (gay/lesbian):

NarutoxItachi

NarutoxKakashi

NarutoxIruka

NarutoxZabuza (don't ask)

NarutoxMALE Kyuubi

AnkoxKurenai

AnkoxShizune

HayatexGenma

My Least Favorite Pairings:

SasukexKarin (Ewwww...)

SasukexAnyone

SakuraxAnyone

Female NarutoxANYONE! (I mean, what the hell is with that?)

Female KyuubixNaruto (Okay... who was on drugs when they wrote this? Though I do have to say that one of the best fics on this site is a FemKyuuxNaru. It's called Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by: DevilKeys Writing )

My Favorite Stories on Fanfiction.net:

For the Love of my Friends » by Foxie-sama

Neo Yondaime Hokage » by Psycho G

Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto » by DevilKeys Writing

Naruto: The Kageken Specialist » by Seungmin

Nine Tailed Serpent » by LT2000

Konoha: Naruto's Playground » by MegaB

My Stories:

Gaara and the Cheese: For those of you who have read Gaara and the Cheese, I am currently trying to find a way to finish the dang chapter! It is not as easy as it sounds. Oh, by the way, Crack God, I am almost done with it, so just a few more days. I should have the next chapter up by whenever I get to it! I've been very busy at the moment so yeah...

Midnight Black: This is a new fanfiction that I was thinking about. Yeah the whole thing is a load of crap fighting and maybe a little bit of love. NO NAUGHTY! They are only 15 for the love all of all things holy! I hate reading about those type of fluff fictions! Well, there are spoilers and a few WTF moments, but I tried. Expect it to be out on: Some day in the near future...

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Cresent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, xnarutoxrocksx.uchihasakurah26, Sasusakufan2357, Coscat, Kontraband, Erendhyl, BlackRoseOfTheGrave

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, BlackRoseOfTheGrave

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!