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since: 01-17-08, id: 1477440, Profile edited: 08-23-08
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

\well, you can see from my name that is loveeeeeeeeeee the twilight books!

Ok, so here is a little about me!

Name: Ali

Hair color: Red (real hair color!)

Eyes: Dark green (real eye color!)

Hobbies: soccer, writing (my LIFE!), singing, cooking, reading, RANDOMNESS, and other fun stuff!

Yay!

here are my favorite quotes from the books: "You are exactly my brand of heroine." - Edward , "Stupid shiny Volvo owner." - Bella), "I dazzle people?" - Edward , "How strongly do you oppose to grand theft auto?"- Alice , & "I'm a werewolf, he's a vampire,and I'm a virgo!" Bella & Jacob

oh, and for your information, I HATE JACOB BLACK!

just had to get that out off my chest.

EDWARD CULLEN IS AMAZING! I WISH HE WAS MY BOYFRIEND!

blackrose171 is my best friend in real life!! I LOVE YOU NAT!

i also love iluvthecullensSOmuch! ily D!

Random

Disclaimers are stupid. I'm obviously not Stephenie Meyer.

If you're a Jacob fan, you can just go shoot yourself in the foot.

If you're an Edward fan, I completely agree with you and am certain you are a wonderful person.

If you don't know who Jacob and Edward ( ) are, then leave. Seriously. Go. Now.

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazerdous to your health. Not that you care , Bella ;)

Real men Sparkle...

I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling.

When little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I wanted to be a vampire.

Bite me... you know you want to!

Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget. It was a hard line to walk.

Kroptonite doesn't bother me either.

Well, It's no irritable grizzly...

I'm dazzled by a fictional(yeah right!) vampire by the name of EDWARD CULLEN

Edward Cullen

Sexier than you since 1901

Jasper Hale

Smoother than you since 1843

Bella Swan

Lucker than you will ever be.

Rosalie Hale

Prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen

Quirkier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen

Stronger than you since 1915

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If people mistake you for a vampire (I wish they did... sigh) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you believe pollution should be punishable by death put this on your page!

If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutly adore cliff hangers and suspensful stuff like that copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (Or geek.)

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, BellaxEdwardforever95,

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think losers hate/don't get Twilight, put this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall b4, put this

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been called weird because you typed OMC instead of OMG copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever passed notes in class when you are allowed to talk copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely georgous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when you and your friends search "how to become a vampire", and all the answers are telling you to kill yourself, then you will become one and you actually think about doing it because you wanna meet and be a Cullen so much. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

AV: Addicted to Vampires

OMC: since Edward is a perfect angel (me: sigh), and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisile. That, and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God. (me: this is makes a lot of sense)

And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward..." and it was all goood. (me: uh-huh. no arguements there!)

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!)

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

I think I could be madly in like with you

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! (me: hell yeah!)

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?" (me: or "New Feet?")

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

~ Treat each day as your last; one day you'll be right.

~ Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work...

~ I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.

~ All i ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy!

~ They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken. -thats my fav 'cause it's so true!

~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~ Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

~ Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

~ Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

~ Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Here are the pics from Tears of Joy!

Bella's black dress

Bella's stilettos

Bella's baby doll dress

Here are the pics from Is That Really You?

Bella's dress for her date with Jasper

Bella's dress for her date with Edward

(Sorry that one doesn't work anymore!) :'(

Bella's outfit in chapter 9

Bella's ankle boots in chapter 9 (sorry it doesn't work)

Bella's necklace in chapter 9

Bella's bracelets in chapter 9

Alice's dress for date with Jasper chapter 11

Alice's shoes for date with Jasper chapter 11

Alice's shoes and dress when clubbing chapter 13

Alice's wedding dress in chapter 16: http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridal_gowns_detail.jsp?stid=2801&prodgroup=92 (copy and paste it please! thanks!)

Bella and Rosalie's bridesmaids dresses: http://www.anntaylor.com/catalog/outfit.jsp?ensembleId=1988&N=1200198&pCategoryId=193&categoryId=1739&Ns=CATEGORY_SEQ_1739#ATLtop

Here is the pics from Surprises!

Bella's Nightie: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodpri/V229890_Y61.jpg (copy and paste it please! thanks!)

Bella's AWESOME car: http://www.techfresh.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/lamborghini-murcielago-r-gt.jpg (copy and paste it please! thanks!)

Bella's shorts: http://www.shopjuici.com/pics/johnson-shorts/gertrude-black-plaid-lg.jpg (copy and paste it please! thanks!)

Bella's shirt: http://www.yougotsole.com/images/afwshirt09.jpg (co py and paste it please! thanks!)

Bella's shoes: http://www.bellegray.net/photos/QUILTEDMET-GOLD-2T.jpg (copy and paste it please! thanks!)

Bella's outfit: http://www.dkny.com/nshop/product.php?view=musthaves§ion=womens&category=BestofBlack&set_name=Best+of+Black+-+Look+8&setname=BestofBlack-look08&productid=DY-P186238PA&startColor=100&productid=DY-P188018P&startColor=

The photo gallery for their hotel: http://www.halfmoonroyalvillas.com/villa-photo-gallery.php




1. Surprises » reviews
In high school Bella was a tomboy, played sports all the time, and hung out with Emmett, Jasper, and Edward. Edward did something to Bella, and she moved away. Now Bella is a girly photographer in college. What happens if they meet again? All human.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,897 - Reviews: 476 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 4-15-08
2. Finishing School » reviews
BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE: Bella Alice & Rosalie are sisters and princesses. They love to run in the forest and get dirty. What happens when they go to finishing school? And they meet the boys there? All human. Normal parings.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 5-15-08
3. Is That Really You? » reviews
Bella was a loser in high school, and the Cullen's were the coolest people in town. When Bella becomes the editor of Vogue, and Alice is her assistant, and Edward comes for an interview as a photographer, what will happen? Will love bloom? LEMON IN FUTURE
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 267 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 3-1-08
4. Tears of Joy » reviews
What would happen if Bella went to college, and met some amazing people? What if Edward was a player? What if Edward fell in love with Bella, but Bella thought he was a jerk? THIS IS MY FIRST FAN FIC REALLY BAD, SORRY. Please read! Thanks! ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 2-20-08
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