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Author has written 84 stories for Futurama, Avatar: Last Airbender, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Frasier, Justice League, Batman, Hellsing, Firefly, Sesame Street, Metal Gear, Charles Dickens, Star Wars, Bible, Family Guy, Corner Gas, Looney Tunes, Spider-Man, Batman, Deadpool, Dragon Age, Batman the Animated Series, StarTrek: The Original Series, Hogan's Heroes, Arrested Development, Avatar, Star Wars, Mass Effect, Chuck, Doctor Who, Once Upon a Time, Superman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rosario + Vampire, Twilight, and Warehouse 13.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the following stuff.

Information about my favorite DC superhero, the one I name most of my accounts after:

Origin: In an attempt to clone Superman, Cadmus Labs combined the Kryptonian DNA of Superman with the human DNA of Lex Luthor. The impetuous clone escaped the lab and later became known as the hero, Superboy. The Teen of Steel later was welcomed to live in Smallville as "Conner Kent" and joined the Teen Titans while he came to grips with his true lineage.

Known Super Powers: Because he is not an exact clone of Superman, Superboy's abilities differ. His primary power is a limited form of telekinesis "tactile telekinesis". Somewhat of a misnomer since it acts as more than mere telekinesis, rather the psionic version of a swiss army knife. As long as Superboy is touching an object he is able to affect it with his telekinesis. This allows him to perform a variety of effects:

Superstrength: His full strength is undetermined at this time. He, like Superman seems to be able to lift anything he can conceive of. To date he has lifted the worlds largest yacht using his telekinetic strength (a feat of at least 600 tons).) Objects lifted with his telekinetic strength do not crumble under their own weight or internal stresses. It is conceivable as his will power and concentration improve, so will his superstrength increase. This does not truly count as superstrength in the traditional sense, since Superboy has been bound with chains that were surrounded by an energy field and he was unable to escape because he could not directly affect the chains with his power.

Flight: Superboy is able to fly using a reflexive action of his telekinesis, literally dragging himself through the sky. His concentration is required to maintain great speeds. His fastest recorded speed has been seen at Mach 2.94 (viewed from satellite tracking station Gamma 6) and his greatest distance flown unaided has been approximately 12,000 miles.

Limited Resistance to Injury: By creating a field around his body, he is able to resist or reduce injury from non-energy based attacks by causing the object to be deflected from his personal force field. Bullets and shrapnel are easily deflected. This field does not repel gases or energy based attacks well, though his skill in deflecting energy attacks is improving.

Telekinetic Disassembly: By touching an object, Superboy may cause that object to literally fall to pieces. It can be assumed that he could conceivably put an object back together, if he understood how the object functioned in the first place.

Creating Shockwaves: He may by directing his telekinesis downward create shockwaves through the earth to disrupt his opponents movements or balance.

As he's aged, Superboy has manifested a certain amount of non-psychically derived super-strength, resistance and regenerative abilities.

Superboy later developed heat vision, X-Ray vision and super-hearing, similar to his mentor's abilities.

This information has been pasted from http://www.titanstower.com/source/whoswho/superboy.html and http://www.starnet-database.com/dbase_deo/profiles/young_justice/superboy/superboy.html

Come Play With Me Online:

Star Wars: The Old Republic

Display Name: MetropolisKid

Server: The Ebon Hawk

Class: Sith Warrior (Tank) MAX Level; Jedi Shadow (Tank/single enemy DPS) MAX Level; Sith Sorcerer (Healer) Level 43 ; Scoundrel (Healer) Level 29;

City of Heroes

Account Name: Metrpoliskid

Class(es): Blaster (Level=30) Scrapper (Level=30) Defender/Healer (Level>10)

Server: Liberty

Xbox Live

Gamertag :Metropoliskid

Gamerscore: Finally broke 20,000. I'm starting to get up there a little, but I'm still not really out for Gamerscore. I just play for the fun. I'm a recreational gamer.

Top Three singleplayer games: 1=Dragon Age: Origins. 2=Fallout 3. 3=Mass Effect. All of them are very close.

Top Three Multiplayer games: 1=Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2. 2=Marvel Ultimate Alliance 1. 3=Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Top Three original Xbox games: 1=KOTOR 1. 2=KOTOR 2. 3=Advent Rising.

About Me:

Name: Not Telling.

Gender: Male

Age: 26

Birthmonth: February

Hight: Six feet (That's without the standard two inch lie.)

Weight: 200

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blond (Dark Blond)

Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)

My Psychiatric Profile:

Extrovert or Introvert: Introvert (70 Percent)

Knight, Mage or Archer: Archer

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Jedi or Sith: Sith (As described by Kreia and the Sith code; not the mindless thug stereotype.)

Rebel or Imperial: Rebel

Leader or Follower: More of a loaner. I can function well in a group, but I prefer to be on my own.

Fears: Ticks, leaches... Lawyers and other blood suckers! LoL I don't really have any others. (A lot of people don't wash their hands as much as they should, so I don't like to shake hands. But I'm not really afraid of it.)

Interests and Hobbies: I enjoy reading, watching tv and movies, playing video games, learning weird stuff, listening to music, and a little bit of archery (I have a bow; and when the weather's nice, I set a target up in the back yard). I use to be really big into DC Comics, but I haven't had much use for them since Infinite Crises.

My Favorites:

Favorite colors: Red and Black

Favorite Season: Autumn

Favorite Movies and Shows: There are just too many to list.

Favorite Music: Johnny Cash, 10 Years, Corey Taylor (mostly Stone Sour but a little Slipknot), Emilie Autumn, Grey Delisle, The Highwaymen; in that order.

Favorite Books: The Grail Quest trilogy (The Archer's Tale, Vagabond and Heretic), The Death and Life of Superman, the Han Solo trilogy, It's Superman, the Borne series, the Halo series, the Republic Commando trilogy, the Sword of Attila, some of Shakespeare's plays and How to be a Super Hero (I bought that one for less than a dollar, and it's the funniest book I have ever read).

Favorite Quotes:

Death is a primitive concept. (The Last Starfighter)

Everybody Lies. (House)

The innocent lie because they don't want to be blamed for something they didn't do. And the guilty lie because they have no choice. (Law and Order... I think)

In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment. (Frank Castle, The Punisher)

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. (V for Vendetta)

Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war. (Frank Castle, The Punisher)

There's power in your words. (The Bible)

Believe what you want to believe. (Rouge the Bat)

But I'm not responsible for me. (Conner Gas)

Even the nameless taxi driver is OOC. I’m scared for what’s coming. (tabbi katt- some random fanfic sporker)

A family serves like the banks of a stream. They keep you in your place, but bastards make their own way. (The Archer's Tale)

The question that once haunted my being has been answered. The future is not fixed; my choices are my own. And yet, how ironic... for I now find that I have no choice at all. I am a warrior...let the battle be joined! (Dinobot)

Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the evil deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. (Dinobot)

You got the right, same as anyone, to live and try to kill people. (Mal, "Firefly")

You're like a trained ape, without the training. (Simon, "Firefly")

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. (Stephen King)

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for; because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. (Captain Jack Sparrow)

To die would be a great adventure. (Peter Pan)

The Impartial Friend: Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all--the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved. (Mark Twain, "Moments with Mark Twain")

You let one of them go, but that's nothing new. Every now and then, a little victim's spared... because she smiled, cos he's got freckles, cos they begged. And that's how you live with yourself, that's how you slaughter millions, because once in a while, on a whim, if the wind's in the right direction, you happen to be kind. (The Doctor -- "Doctor Who")

It is said that all art is self portrait, yet we can only view art through the lens of our own psyche. Therefore, an artist may paint one image and his public see something else entirely. (Anthony Wharem)

Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of painting or music, yet sublimely pure, and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show. (Bertrand Russell)

You were the first superhero in your city to own a stealth cowl. You had a pair of fly quantum-knit mega-slacks before anyone else even knew what they were. And you were coolly vaporizing evil-doers with your dissolvo-vision long before the "hard-core" thing was cool. Why? Because you're Modern/Trendy, and you can no more stop living on the cutting edge of superhero fashin than you can stop blaming yourself for what happened to Los Angeles. (How to be a Superhero)

Poll results:

First poll: "Who would win in a fight? Anakin, Reven, Shepard, Aang, Neo, Shadow, Riddick, Liquid Metal Terminator, Azula or Raven?" Tie between Anakin and Neo.

Second Poll: "Who's your favorite Robot?" Tie between Cameron and HK 47.

Third Poll: "Which character do you like more, River (Firefly) or Cameron (Terminator: TSCC)?" Cameron won by one vote.

Fourth poll: "When I start another Hellsing fic, which one do you think I should do?" Winner was Giest Kreig with 8 votes. Story, already started. Runner up was Fear is my Allie with 6. Third place goes to Unlikely Allies with 5.

A riddle:

"Hung with my mates in summer's heat,

no drop from rain or well.

Then strong men roughly pulled me down

and threw me in a cell.

"They kicked me, beat me, bled me,

out of pleasure, not of rage.

Then put me in a darken'd tomb

to wait and seethe and age.

"But in the end I'm laughing,

for I bring the strong man down.

I make the whore look like a queen,

and make the king a clown.

"I cheer the soul, turn cowards brave,

cause long-dead hope to wake.

And Hell's own fire cannot inspire

the chaos I can make."

What am I?

If you think you know the answer, send me a message. I'll tell you if you're right or not.

P.S. I did not make up this riddle. I got it from a book called "The Sword of Attila". Disclaimer: I do not own "The Sword of Attila"; but if I did, I would probably use it to make Shish Kebab.

Copy and past stuff:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Wars rage.

People bend.

Darkness falls.

Lives end.

Night comes.

Shadows Tend.

If you're a shadow fan copy and past this to your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

Best friends never abandon each other. Yet we are all human; we make mistakes. Everyone, that is, except Jesus. If you can claim Jesus to be one of your best friends, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us,

If you believe in the one true God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this into your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV- rather than reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, then cut and paste this to your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Vampireyaoi, Queen-Skizophrenya, Metropolis Kid (I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.)

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up to three better animes than this, paste this on your profile.

If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you're rebellious and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If it bugs you when people favorite something you worked on without leaving you any comments, reviews or feedback, put this in your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared a planet no longer on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

The Price of Children:

This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice, The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with 160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But 160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down.

It translates into:

· 8,896.66 a year,
· 741.3 month, or 171.08 a week.
· That's a mere 24.24 a day!
· Just over a dollar an hour.

Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite.

What do you get for your 160,140?

Naming rights. First, middle, and last! Glimpses of God every day. Giggles under the covers every night. More love than your heart can hold. Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs. Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies. A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate. A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

For 160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to:

finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus. You have an excuse to: keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies, and wishing on stars. You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

For 160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for:

retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off a bike, removing a splinter, filling a wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to history to witness the:

· first step,
· first word,
· first bra,
· first date, and
· first time behind the wheel.

You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits.

And... one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!

Love & enjoy your children & grandchildren!!

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1. Darkside Cookies reviews
The interrogation of a Jedi Prisoner takes a rather unexpected turn, well unexpected to her anyway. Please don't take too seriously. One-Shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-30-13 - Complete

2. Krampus Is Coming To Town reviews
Pinocchio has been naughty and now an angry Christmas figure is after him. What will he and his family do? This is a farily-lighthearted Christmas comedy about trying to survive pursuit by a German mythological, Christmas figure. Rated K to be safe. One-Shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-12 - Pinocchio/August B. & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete

3. The Enchanted Pen reviews
A Christmas vacation to Euro Disney turns into a disaster as an enchanted pen begins to bring the park characters to life. Christmas present for Lila. One-shot.
Crossover - Hellsing & Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-17-11 - Integra - Complete

4. Beware the Weeping Angels » reviews
Just a short Doctor Who/Hellsing Crossover. A kind vampire has an encounter with some rather nasty angels and a doctor who is even more mysterious. Rated T just to be safe. Two-shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-14-11 - Published: 12-12-11 - 11th Doctor & Seras - Complete

5. Such a Quiet Thing, to Fall » reviews
My name is Seras Victoria, and I'm a Jedi. Since I was first brought to the academy, at the age of eight, I have been taught that Sith are evil and must be destroyed. So now I'm forced to wonder, if they are so evil, why did this one save me?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,652 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 10-8-11 - Published: 12-15-08 - Complete

6. A World Without Superman: Reworked! » reviews
This is a 'movie-verse' retelling of the World Without Superman and Superman Returns comic arcs, as mostly seen through the eyes of Superman's son. It also contains crossover material from: DC; TSCC-AU; and Hellsing. Co-written with Chris St. Thomas.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,831 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 9-28-11 - Published: 5-10-08 - John C. & Cameron

7. The NoLife Queen » reviews
Can one kind hearted, young English woman turn the heart of a beastly king and save her people from destruction? An AlucardxSeras fic set in an alternate reality where Dracula succeed in his conquest of England and vampires rule the land. Rated T for now.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,777 - Reviews: 367 - Updated: 6-21-11 - Published: 2-23-11 - Seras & Alucard - Complete

8. Knowing Normal's Hard to Fake » reviews
Sequel to "Such a Quiet Thing, to Fall". As Seras Victoria struggles to rebuild her connection to the Force, events are set into motion that could spell the doom of everyone in the galaxy! Hints of AxS pairing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,095 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 3-20-11 - Published: 9-24-10 - Seras

9. Chuck Versus Eureka » reviews
On what should've been one of the happiest days of his life, something goes terribly wrong. Now, Chuck and the rest of Team B must navigate a strange town that's much more than it seems if they're to have any hope of setting things right. CxS Comedy
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-6-11 - Published: 1-26-11 - Chuck B. & Sarah W. - Complete

10. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas reviews
Liara experience her first Christmas, and is scared nearly out of her mind in the process. One-Shot. Written as a Christmas present for Lion in the Land.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-10-10 - Liara T'Soni - Complete

11. Integra's Batty Vacation » reviews
By royal decree, Integra is forced to take a week off and relax. Not being permitted to stay in England during this forced vacation, the lady knight heads to the United States. But can anyone really relax in Gotham? Please, don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 8-14-10 - Published: 4-13-10 - Bruce W. & Integra - Complete

12. Alucard and the Xbox » reviews
I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 8-8-10 - Published: 8-25-08 - Alucard & Seras - Complete

13. The Target reviews
This is just a little look into the way I think HK-47 might view the galaxy. It's mostly just machine based philosophical ramblings as the assassin droid completes a mission given to it by one of the masters it had before winding up on Tatooine. One-Shot
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-1-10 - HK-47 - Complete

14. Separation Anxiety » reviews
Do to some meddling, Alucard gets split into his three primary forms. The problem? They're having trouble putting him back together. And Hellsing butts heads with an ancient brotherhood of vampire hunters. AxS pairing. Hope you enjoy. AU, obviously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 361 - Updated: 7-23-10 - Published: 3-8-09 - Alucard & Seras - Complete

15. Dealing With the Devil Within reviews
KOTOR fic. After discovering the truth about his identity, Revan has a little 'chat' with his dark nature. Canon Revan: Lightside, Male. Dialogue heavy. One-shot. Rated "T" for language and a few dark images.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-5-10 - Revan - Complete

16. Pop Rocks! reviews
It seems that the sky people DO have ONE thing the Na'vi want after all - magic rocks that create hundreds of delightful explosions in your mouth. Warning, this fic is very silly and NOT to be taken seriously. One-Shot. Friendship fic - No slash!
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-24-10 - Norm S. & Jake S. - Complete

17. For British Eyes Only reviews
One-Shot. Gob is invited to preform his magic act for a very special audience - actual witches and wizards. As usual, things don't quite go according to plan. Harry Potter crossover with a few Hellsing elements as well.
Arrested Development - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-19-10 - Complete

18. See No Evil reviews
During WWII, a Young Walter and Alucard find themselves guests at a most unusual Stalag and meet some very unorthodox soldiers. Hellsing: The Dawn and Hogan's Heroes crossover. One-shot. Hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-16-10 - H. Schultz & Walter - Complete

19. Hellsing's Tribblable Troubles reviews
Seras finds a new pet within a secret Millennium base. What she doesn't know is that this adorable critter has been genetically engineered to mimic a creature from Star Trek. Soon Hellsing is overrun with purring balls of fur, much to Alucard's dismay.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-9-10 - Seras - Complete

20. Drug of Choice reviews
The title is just a song reference; there's no drug use in his fic. Sten, Leliana, Oghren and Shale are sent into Denerim to get some supplies. Things don't quite go according to plan. Just a short, silly, but hopefully humorous one-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-10 - Sten & Leliana - Complete

21. Flights of Fancy reviews
Random AxI one-shot. Alucard finds out about one of his master's little, romantic fantasies and tries to help her out with it... the key word being "tries". :P Well, hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-26-10 - Integra & Alucard - Complete

22. A Complicated Relationship – Simplified reviews
Simplification: The mathematical act of reducing relationships to their base components. Just a little one-shot about what Seras means to Alucard. Post manga. Contains random musing on Alucard's part and mega AxS, but no lemons. Hopefully not TOO fluffy.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-13-10 - Alucard & Seras - Complete

23. Alucard Discovers Anime reviews
While bored one night, Alucard seeks out the company of his fledgling. He finds her in the mansion's main living area, watching an anime episode, and she talks him into giving the show a shot. Hints of AlucardxSeras, but nothing really overt... One-shot
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-12-10 - Alucard & Seras - Complete

24. “Wormholes? Shiny” or “Chuck Versus The Wormhole” » reviews
Serenity's crew find themselves thrown through space and time. Their ship damaged and stuck in a decaying orbit, they're forced to land a shuttle on Earth-that-was, in the hope of finding replacement parts. But along the way, they run into team Bartowsk!
Crossover - Firefly & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-10-10 - Published: 1-20-10 - Jayne & Casey/Alex C. - Complete

25. Hellsing: Geist Krieg » reviews
Sequel to Seras Sees Dead People. A simple night at the movies, a date for Seras and Pip, snowballs into a fight against Millennium ghosts when Zorin shows up looking for revenge. Co-written with Crow T. R0bot.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 2-18-10 - Published: 9-21-08 - Seras

26. The Curious Kitten And Her Secret Admirer reviews
Coming home from a mission, Seras finds that someone has left her a rose and a mysterious letter. Who could her secret admirer be? Anime-verse. One-Shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-13-10 - Seras - Complete

27. Seras's New Year's Resolution reviews
After reading a book about the benefits of a 'vegan' vampire diet, Seras has sworn off human blood. Alucard is displeased by this development and enacts a plan to save his fledgling from such foolishness. Oneshot
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-4-10 - Seras & Alucard - Complete

28. Temptation reviews
Seras and Pip have a little talk about the temptations of the flesh - desires, wants, needs, lusts... and even love. One-shot, falls somewhere between serious and fluffy. PxS pairing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-18-09 - Pip & Seras - Complete

29. The Butterfly Effect » reviews
What if Seras had never joined D11? What if she'd never gone to Cheddar? What would happen if she made one different choice in her life and then met Alucard a year later? How would the effects of this ripple outwards? Anime AU. AlucardxSeras pairing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,276 - Reviews: 185 - Updated: 12-11-09 - Published: 8-14-09 - Seras & Alucard - Complete

30. Baby It's Cold Outside reviews
How does the Merc With a Mouth spend Christmas? Well there's some forth wall breaking, a few jokes, lots of killing... and just a little romance. Written as an answer to a request by Lion in the Land, but I hope the rest of you enjoy it too. One-shot
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-9-09 - Complete

31. Cat and Mouse reviews
While stalking animals through the English countryside, the two Twilight 'parents' get quite a surprise. Who knew England played host to fearsome, vampire... kitties. :P
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-30-09 - Complete

32. Appearances Can Be Deceiving reviews
One-shot. While Integra's out of the country, Seras finds something very unexpected in her master's chamber. Is it true that, "While the cat's away, the mice will play."... or is something else going on?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-8-09 - Seras & Alucard - Complete

33. Her Master's Blood or Turning Point reviews
Just a short one-shot about the anime scene where Alucard offers Seras his blood, and how it was a turning point in there relationship. Internalizing of a Canon scene... a couple of liberties taken. Hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-25-09 - Alucard & Seras - Complete

34. The Joke's On You » reviews
I wanted to do something special for Halloween this year. So, I decided to have the Joker's ghost terrorize those sparkly vampire fakers out in Forks. Two-shot. Warning: First chapter's fairly tame, but the second contains light torture & character death
Crossover - Batman & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 10-14-09 - The Joker - Complete

35. Graft vs Host reviews
Just a closer look at the scene where Peter frees himself of the alien Symbiote and Venom is first born. My first Spider-Man fic. Oneshot.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-8-09 - Peter P./Spider-Man & Eddie B./Venom - Complete

36. Best Laid Plans reviews
Seras has finally agreed to go out with Pip, and he's got the whole evening planned. Oh, it's going to be magical, romantic, enchanting... or so he thinks. But then we all know what they say about the best laid plans of mice and men, don't we? :P One-shot
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-20-09 - Pip & Seras - Complete

37. An Old Flame reviews
Integra's School Daze tie-in. Integra's having a bit of trouble. Pip helps her out, and the two get to talking about their past and where they are now. Hope you all enjoy. c; One-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-9-09 - Integra & Pip - Complete

38. Master of Kittens? reviews
Alucard's rest is interrupted by a little kitty-cat, which is whining at his chamber door. Read to find out how the No-Life King handles the situation. Short-one shot. A couple of ISD references, but you should still be fine if you haven't read that fic.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 9-5-09 - Alucard & Seras - Complete

39. Down Time reviews
Without any action to keep them busy, the Hellsing crew's feeling rather bored; and Seras takes it upon herself to suggest a game. One-shot. Silly, but hopefully enjoyable. Pairings are all rather up in the air. Make of things what you will.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-13-09 - Integra - Complete

40. Integra's School Daze » reviews
A young Integra is forced to go to school. Things go from bad to worse when someone else decides to tag along. Poor Integra. Please let me know what you think. Thanks. AU- combines elements from the Anime and Manga. Second half co-written with Ladykirie.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 494 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 10-10-08 - Integra & Alucard - Complete

41. Merc For Hire reviews
One-Shot. Still low on agents- following the events of Chapter 94 -the Vatican 'outsources' work to private mercenaries. But things are bound to get a little crazy with Deadpool on the job. Crack fic, but then... what isn't with Deadpool? Hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Hellsing & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 8-2-09 - Complete

42. Treating Her New Pet reviews
Short One-shot focusing on the Integra and Seras finger licking/blood drinking scene. When I eventually saw that, I couldn't help but feel it was more about control and power than anything else. So... here's my take on it. Some light IxS elements.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-26-09 - Integra & Seras - Complete

43. Overindulgence reviews
Alucard and Seras have a son. Integra has a daughter. And what do the two kids have? Why, a knack for getting into trouble of course. Hey, we all have our vices, right? One-Shot. Contains AxS references and some hints of a possible future OCxOC.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-25-09 - Integra & Alucard - Complete

44. One Froggy TwiNight reviews
Warning: Cracky and contains Edward bashing. Edward finds a frog that will sing, and it will dance... but only for him. And the Cullen is driven to the brink of insanity as a result. If you happen to be an Edward fan, you PROBABLY shouldn't read this. :P
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-15-09 - Edward - Complete

45. Mall Troubles reviews
Other part of "The Tag Along", a marora and Metropolis Kid joint venture. Young Integra goes bra shopping. Alucard tags along and gets into all sorts of mischief. This chapter: Goth girls, punishments, music videos and gifts. Hope you all enjoy. :
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-8-09 - Integra & Alucard - Complete

46. A Bedtime Story reviews
One-shot. Seras tells a couple of kids a bedtime story. Contains, vampires, knights, zombies, twins, a dragon, an evil priest, a young maiden and... a pretty obvious AxS pairing. Come on, I know you're curious. LoL Well, I hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-17-09 - Seras & Alucard - Complete

47. It Was a Dark and Stormy Night reviews
One-shot. One year after freeing Alucard, his young master has a nightmare about the whole horrible event, and the two discuss it. ... Stupid plot bunnies! LoL Well, hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-30-09 - Integra & Alucard - Complete

48. Of Wits, Wills and Wabbits » reviews
Short two-shot: After taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Bugs finds himself in Forks, Washington. Now the bunny must win a battle of wits and wills, against a very strange vampire, if he is to survive. Pretty lighthearted overall. Well, hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 5-17-09 - Edward - Complete

49. Something Different reviews
Short one-shot. While Seras sleeps in Alucard's arms, the No-Life King reflects on their relationship. Hopefully, IC and not too mushy.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 5-13-09 - Alucard & Seras - Complete

50. Just Another Game reviews
This is just a short, one-shot, accompanying piece to Integra's School Daze. It IS NOT a chapter, not even a part of that story's canon. But rather, it explores a different angle to the whole AlucardxIntegraxPip love triangle. Well, hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-9-09 - Alucard & Integra - Complete

51. Thinking Makes It So reviews
During some supernatural down time, Integra and Alucard discuss his feelings on serving her. Just a short, but hopefully enjoyable one-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-21-09 - Integra & Alucard - Complete

52. Twilight vs Hellsing: A Vampire Discussion reviews
Just a little one-shot. Lacey's reading Twilight, and that sparks a debate amongst friends. My first Corner Gas fic, hope you enjoy.
Corner Gas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-12-09 - Complete

53. Death falls for Integra » reviews
Ever wondered why Integra ALWAYS manages to survive situations that would kill any other 'normal' human? Well, there's a reason for that; and it's probably not what you'd expect. It seems Alucard isn't the only cold body with the hots for his master. LoL
Crossover - Family Guy & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 4-3-09 - Death & Integra - Complete

54. Dancing Lesson reviews
A seventeen year old Interga needs to learn how to dance for her coming out party. She turns to her servant... but did she make a mistake? AxI... hopefully, not too mushy. One-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-3-09 - Integra & Alucard - Complete

55. Alucard's Worst Nightmares reviews
Sequel to "Please, Master, May I Kill Her?". Another One-Shot. Three days after his discussion with Integra, Alucard has yet to find Bin Laden. And what's worse? The vampire's started having Twilight nightmares! More Twilight bashing. Slight hints of AxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 3-4-09 - Alucard & Seras - Complete

56. His and Hers reviews
Sort one-shot. Alucard gets a little possessive of his fledgling. This is kind of dark in some parts, but not overall. Well, hope you enjoy. AxS pairing... obviously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 3-2-09 - Alucard & Seras - Complete

57. This is Hellsing Do It reviews
Short, silly one-shot. Why is Seras wearing a bunny costume and standing in front of a rather large church? Read to find out.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-28-09 - Seras - Complete

58. Please, Master, May I kill her? reviews
I was bored and needed to blow off some steam. This was the result. One-shot. Crackish. Alucard really, really wants to kill a particular 'Authoress'. Contains Twilight bashing. Don't like? Don't read. Don't flame. Simple as that. No pairings, just talk.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 2-17-09 - Alucard & Integra - Complete

59. Stepping Out » reviews
Alucard's bored. He pesters Integra, but she's too busy with paperwork... so he moves on to his fledgling. Seras is reading Shakespeare, but Alucard interrupts her and basically orders her to go out with him. Short, lighthearted, two-shot. Hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 2-9-09 - Published: 2-8-09 - Alucard & Seras - Complete

60. A MARRIAGE FOR THE BIRDS » reviews
Craziest thing I've done since "Crossovers Can Drive You Crazy". Seras and Alucard are together. But there's a line the Fledgling wont cross until they've been married. I Guess there's going to be a Hellsing wedding. LoL. Please, DO NOT take seriously!
Crossover - Hellsing & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 2-4-09 - Published: 1-5-09 - Alucard - Complete

61. Just a Simple Fisherman reviews
While waiting to catch a fish, Peter recounts why he chose to follow Christ. A short little one-shot. My first Bible fic. Hope you enjoy.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-11-09 - Complete

62. Alucard Gets Scrooged » reviews
I wanted to do a special story for Christmas. Title pretty much says it all. A Hellsing Christmas Carol Parody. Rated T for swearing. Hope you'll enjoy. AxS pairing.
Crossover - Charles Dickens & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,716 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 12-12-08 - Published: 12-6-08 - Alucard - Complete

63. Too Many Monster Movies reviews
Seras and her master were going through a town, 'silencing' anything that moved. But Alucard, having grown tired of blasting ghouls, teleported off to 'play with' the resident vampire. Seras was left to continue on foot. That's when she found the two kids
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-19-08 - Seras - Complete

64. Run, Girl Run! » reviews
Poor Seras goes into heat, and now everyone's after her. A spoof on all the Seras parings out there. The first chapter's not that funny, but it picks up after that. Epilogue added!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 11-4-08 - Published: 10-19-08 - Seras - Complete

65. Sometimes One Head is Better » reviews
I'm actually going to try a short romance. Alucard and Integra's bond is driving the poor woman mad. She decides to do something about it. Parings? Uh not what you think from the summary. Please let me know what you think. Thanks. Not to be taken serious.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-9-08 - Published: 10-8-08 - Integra - Complete

66. Seras Sees Dead People » reviews
Seras gets a new power. It causes her no end of trouble. Now our favorite little fledgling is seeing all kinds of 'lost' souls... including a particular pirate with a magic compass and a fondness for rum. Hope you enjoy. And reviews would be nice too. Lol
Crossover - Hellsing & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 7-15-08 - Seras & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete

67. Kid's Stuff » reviews
Not your typical Batman and Superman story. This one's about their kids. Please read and review. Thanks.
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-20-08 - Published: 5-30-08 - Complete

68. Maternal Instinct » reviews
After a ghoul attack, Seras finds a terrified boy in a church. Her maternal instincts kick in, and she takes the boy back to the mansion until they can find out who he is and if he has any family. My first Hellsing fic. Anime-verse, post order 13.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,695 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 6-12-08 - Seras - Complete

69. Hellsing Fanfiction reviews
The Reason why I have a gun, loaded with blessed silver bullets, tucked under my pillow. Just a silly, but hopefully humorous little story. Please Read and Review. Thanks. PS. PLEASE don't take too seriously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 8-10-08 - Seras & Integra - Complete

70. The Paladin Vs the Bat reviews
Anderson goes after a different master of the night. He can't spend all of his time fighting Alucard, now, can he? One-shot. Please Read and Review. Thanks.
Crossover - Hellsing & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-13-08 - Alexander & Bruce W./Batman - Complete

71. The Ties that Bind » reviews
Contains one-shot sequels to Cameron gets a Virus. Describes events that bring the Connors closer together. I hope you like them. I just got chapter three up. I'm not sure if they'll be more. Please R&R. Thanks. : PS. You might want to read Virus first.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 5-9-08 - Cameron & John C. - Complete

72. One Game Can Change Your Life reviews
While waiting for pizza, John plays an arcade game. He gets the top score, and his life becomes even weirder. One-Shot. Please Read and Review. Thanks.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-6-08 - John C. & Cameron - Complete

73. The Fireflies reviews
Cameron doesn't sleep. So, does anyone else wonder what she does with her nights? Please Read and Review. Thanks. One-Shot.
Crossover - Firefly & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 6-12-08 - Cameron - Complete

74. Crossovers Can Drive You Crazy » reviews
One of my earliest Hellsing fics. Just a little story about the craziest Hellsing crossover I could come up with... You know, that still made some kind of twisted sense. Hope you enjoy. As always, reviews are appreciated. Thanks.
Crossover - Sesame Street & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 6-26-08 - Published: 6-24-08 - Alucard - Complete

75. Holding the Line reviews
One-Shot I thought that the sacrifices of the human Hellsing foot soldiers deserved a little attention. So I wrote this. Please review and let me know what you think. Thanks.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-24-08 - Complete

76. John's Birthday Dinner reviews
One-Shot. My version of what happened after the season one finale. Warning! Contains a garden hose, pancakes and Sarah taking a nutty. Read at your own risk.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-31-08 - Sarah C. - Complete

77. Question Everything » reviews
Sarah and Cameron meet a VERY strange man. Rated T to be safe. Please Read and Review. Thanks.
Crossover - Justice League & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 5-16-08 - Sarah C. - Complete

78. Over Demanding Parents reviews
One-shot. Warring! This is a Crack fic. I had too much Iced Tea one night and this was the result. The Frasier Crane Show is doing a special on over demanding parents. John calls in.
Crossover - Frasier & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-12-08 - John C. - Complete

79. Sarah's thoughts on this site reviews
Sarah has a letter for all of us. Short one-shot.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-6-08 - Sarah C. - Complete

80. Good and Bad News for Azula » reviews
Semi-sequel to Bender's Tale. Azula's good news is that she has captured the Avatar. Her Bad news is that she can't kill him. More complete summary inside. Please Read and Review. Thanks.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 3-20-08 - Aang & Azula - Complete

81. Cameron Gets a Virus » reviews
Cameron gets a computer virus and goes insane. If Cyborg can get one, why not a terminator? Please Read and Review. Thanks. Rated T to be safe.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,084 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 3-14-08 - Cameron & John C. - Complete

82. No News is Good News reviews
This is a short one-shot. Derek sees something on a news channel that really freaks him out. Rated T because I don't like to rate my stories any lower. Please Read and Review. Thanks.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-30-08 - Derek R. - Complete

83. Avatar: Bender's Tale » reviews
Avatar and Futurama Crossover. The Gaang meets the galaxies greatest bender. Hilarity ensues as worlds collide. Please R&R. Thanks
Crossover - Futurama & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 1-26-08 - Bender R. & Aang - Complete

84. Weird Avatar Yankovic » reviews
This is a song parody. The first song is an adaptation of the song "Canadian Idiot" to fit into the Avatar world. The second song is about the biggest holiday in the Fire Nation. Please R&R. Rating upped to M for second chapter.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete

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