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Information about my favorite DC superhero, the one I name most of my accounts after:
Origin: In an attempt to clone Superman, Cadmus Labs combined the Kryptonian DNA of Superman with the human DNA of Lex Luthor. The impetuous clone escaped the lab and later became known as the hero, Superboy. The Teen of Steel later was welcomed to live in Smallville as "Conner Kent" and joined the Teen Titans while he came to grips with his true lineage.
Known Super Powers: Because he is not an exact clone of Superman, Superboy's abilities differ. His primary power is a limited form of telekinesis "tactile telekinesis". Somewhat of a misnomer since it acts as more than mere telekinesis, rather the psionic version of a swiss army knife. As long as Superboy is touching an object he is able to affect it with his telekinesis. This allows him to perform a variety of effects:
Superstrength: His full strength is undetermined at this time. He, like Superman seems to be able to lift anything he can conceive of. To date he has lifted the worlds largest yacht using his telekinetic strength (a feat of at least 600 tons).) Objects lifted with his telekinetic strength do not crumble under their own weight or internal stresses. It is conceivable as his will power and concentration improve, so will his superstrength increase. This does not truly count as superstrength in the traditional sense, since Superboy has been bound with chains that were surrounded by an energy field and he was unable to escape because he could not directly affect the chains with his power.
Flight: Superboy is able to fly using a reflexive action of his telekinesis, literally dragging himself through the sky. His concentration is required to maintain great speeds. His fastest recorded speed has been seen at Mach 2.94 (viewed from satellite tracking station Gamma 6) and his greatest distance flown unaided has been approximately 12,000 miles.
Limited Resistance to Injury: By creating a field around his body, he is able to resist or reduce injury from non-energy based attacks by causing the object to be deflected from his personal force field. Bullets and shrapnel are easily deflected. This field does not repel gases or energy based attacks well, though his skill in deflecting energy attacks is improving.
Telekinetic Disassembly: By touching an object, Superboy may cause that object to literally fall to pieces. It can be assumed that he could conceivably put an object back together, if he understood how the object functioned in the first place.
Creating Shockwaves: He may by directing his telekinesis downward create shockwaves through the earth to disrupt his opponents movements or balance.
As he's aged, Superboy has manifested a certain amount of non-psychically derived super-strength, resistance and regenerative abilities.
Superboy later developed heat vision, X-Ray vision and super-hearing, similar to his mentor's abilities.
This information has been pasted from http://www.titanstower.com/source/whoswho/superboy.html and http://www.starnet-database.com/dbase_deo/profiles/young_justice/superboy/superboy.html
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Star Wars: The Old Republic
Display Name: MetropolisKid
Server: The Ebon Hawk
Class: Sith Warrior (Tank) MAX Level; Jedi Shadow (Tank/single enemy DPS) MAX Level; Sith Sorcerer (Healer) Level 43 ;(Healer) Level 29;
City of Heroes
Account Name: Metrpoliskid
Class(es): Blaster (Level=30) Scrapper (Level=30) Defender/Healer (Level>10)
Gamerscore: Finally broke 20,000. I'm starting to get up there a little, but I'm still not really out for Gamerscore. I just play for the fun. I'm a recreational gamer.
Top Three singleplayer games: 1=Dragon Age: Origins. 2=Fallout 3. 3=Mass Effect. All of them are very close.
Top Three Multiplayer games: 1=Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2. 2=Marvel Ultimate Alliance 1. 3=Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Top Three original Xbox games: 1=KOTOR 1. 2=KOTOR 2. 3=Advent Rising.
Name: Not Telling.
Hight: Six feet (That's without the standard two inch lie.)
Hair: Blond (Dark Blond)
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
My Psychiatric Profile:
Extrovert or Introvert: Introvert (70 Percent)
Knight, Mage or Archer: Archer
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Jedi or Sith: Sith (As described by Kreia and the Sith code; not the mindless thug stereotype.)
Rebel or Imperial: Rebel
Leader or Follower: More of a loaner. I can function well in a group, but I prefer to be on my own.
Fears: Ticks, leaches... Lawyers and other blood suckers! LoL I don't really have any others. (A lot of people don't wash their hands as much as they should, so I don't like to shake hands. But I'm not really afraid of it.)
Interests and Hobbies: I enjoy reading, watching tv and movies, playing video games, learning weird stuff, listening to music, and a little bit of archery (I have a bow; and when the weather's nice, I set a target up in the back yard). I use to be really big into DC Comics, but I haven't had much use for them since Infinite Crises.
Favorite colors: Red and Black
Favorite Season: Autumn
Favorite Movies and Shows: There are just too many to list.
Favorite Music: Johnny Cash, 10 Years, Corey Taylor (mostly Stone Sour but a little Slipknot), Emilie Autumn, Grey Delisle, The Highwaymen; in that order.
Favorite Books: The Grail Quest trilogy (The Archer's Tale, Vagabond and Heretic), The Death and Life of Superman, the Han Solo trilogy, It's Superman, the Borne series, the Halo series, the Republic Commando trilogy, the Sword of Attila, some of Shakespeare's plays and How to be a Super Hero (I bought that one for less than a dollar, and it's the funniest book I have ever read).
Death is a primitive concept. (The Last Starfighter)
Everybody Lies. (House)
The innocent lie because they don't want to be blamed for something they didn't do. And the guilty lie because they have no choice. (Law and Order... I think)
In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment. (Frank Castle, The Punisher)
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. (V for Vendetta)
Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war. (Frank Castle, The Punisher)
There's power in your words. (The Bible)
Believe what you want to believe. (Rouge the Bat)
But I'm not responsible for me. (Conner Gas)
Even the nameless taxi driver is OOC. I’m scared for what’s coming. (tabbi katt- some random fanfic sporker)
A family serves like the banks of a stream. They keep you in your place, but bastards make their own way. (The Archer's Tale)
The question that once haunted my being has been answered. The future is not fixed; my choices are my own. And yet, how ironic... for I now find that I have no choice at all. I am a warrior...let the battle be joined! (Dinobot)
Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the evil deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. (Dinobot)
You got the right, same as anyone, to live and try to kill people. (Mal, "Firefly")
You're like a trained ape, without the training. (Simon, "Firefly")
The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. (Stephen King)
A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for; because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. (Captain Jack Sparrow)
To die would be a great adventure. (Peter Pan)
The Impartial Friend: Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all--the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved. (Mark Twain, "Moments with Mark Twain")
You let one of them go, but that's nothing new. Every now and then, a little victim's spared... because she smiled, cos he's got freckles, cos they begged. And that's how you live with yourself, that's how you slaughter millions, because once in a while, on a whim, if the wind's in the right direction, you happen to be kind. (The Doctor -- "Doctor Who")
It is said that all art is self portrait, yet we can only view art through the lens of our own psyche. Therefore, an artist may paint one image and his public see something else entirely. (Anthony Wharem)
Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of painting or music, yet sublimely pure, and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show. (Bertrand Russell)
You were the first superhero in your city to own a stealth cowl. You had a pair of fly quantum-knit mega-slacks before anyone else even knew what they were. And you were coolly vaporizing evil-doers with your dissolvo-vision long before the "hard-core" thing was cool. Why? Because you're Modern/Trendy, and you can no more stop living on the cutting edge of superhero fashin than you can stop blaming yourself for what happened to Los Angeles. (How to be a Superhero)
First poll: "Who would win in a fight? Anakin, Reven, Shepard, Aang, Neo, Shadow, Riddick, Liquid Metal Terminator, Azula or Raven?" Tie between Anakin and Neo.
Second Poll: "Who's your favorite Robot?" Tie between Cameron and HK 47.
Third Poll: "Which character do you like more, River (Firefly) or Cameron (Terminator: TSCC)?" Cameron won by one vote.
Fourth poll: "When I start another Hellsing fic, which one do you think I should do?" Winner was Giest Kreig with 8 votes. Story, already started. Runner up was Fear is my Allie with 6. Third place goes to Unlikely Allies with 5.
"Hung with my mates in summer's heat,
no drop from rain or well.
Then strong men roughly pulled me down
and threw me in a cell.
"They kicked me, beat me, bled me,
out of pleasure, not of rage.
Then put me in a darken'd tomb
to wait and seethe and age.
"But in the end I'm laughing,
for I bring the strong man down.
I make the whore look like a queen,
and make the king a clown.
"I cheer the soul, turn cowards brave,
cause long-dead hope to wake.
And Hell's own fire cannot inspire
the chaos I can make."
What am I?
If you think you know the answer, send me a message. I'll tell you if you're right or not.
P.S. I did not make up this riddle. I got it from a book called "The Sword of Attila". Disclaimer: I do not own "The Sword of Attila"; but if I did, I would probably use it to make Shish Kebab.
Copy and past stuff:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
If you're a shadow fan copy and past this to your profile.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.
Best friends never abandon each other. Yet we are all human; we make mistakes. Everyone, that is, except Jesus. If you can claim Jesus to be one of your best friends, copy this into your profile.
If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us,
If you believe in the one true God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this into your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV- rather than reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, then cut and paste this to your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Vampireyaoi, Queen-Skizophrenya, Metropolis Kid (I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this.)
99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up to three better animes than this, paste this on your profile.
If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you're rebellious and proud of it, put this in your profile.
If it bugs you when people favorite something you worked on without leaving you any comments, reviews or feedback, put this in your profile.
If you think that those kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.
Pluto was declared a planet no longer on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
The Price of Children:
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice, The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with 160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But 160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down.
It translates into:
· 8,896.66 a year,
Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite.
What do you get for your 160,140?
Naming rights. First, middle, and last! Glimpses of God every day. Giggles under the covers every night. More love than your heart can hold. Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs. Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies. A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate. A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.
For 160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to:
finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus. You have an excuse to: keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies, and wishing on stars. You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.
For 160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for:
retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off a bike, removing a splinter, filling a wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.
You get a front row seat to history to witness the:
· first step,
You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.
In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits.
And... one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!
Love & enjoy your children & grandchildren!!
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