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Author has written 19 stories for Alias Smith & Jones. Wha-hay! Found a profile page! Now what to say? I am a modest genie-puss who likes dimpled ex-outlaws, bossing folk around, dining, wining, whining and repining. I also like feedback!! Icon of huge beaming cheshire cat grin. But, hey - me and the other million writers here, huh? And, just in case the spelling left anyone in any doubt - I am from the English side of the Herring Pond. | |||||||
1. Don't Throw Out the Kid with the Bathwater!Yet more nonsense inspired by yet another story challenge. Settle back for a gentle stroll through: "What the old proverbs say..." No ex-outlaws were hurt during this story - though one did get dang wet!Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Published: 11-6-09 - Complete2. WaitingHair-raising adventure. Sizzling romance. Explosive action. Twists, turns and mystery. Danger, menace and villainous betrayal. Springing cougars and venomous rattlesnakes. Just a few of the things NOT bothering Heyes and Curry in this story.Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,351 - Published: 11-6-09 - Complete3. There's A Little Bad In Everyone »“As I was coming down the stair, I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today. I wish, I wish he’d go away.” NB: Any “Monk” fans out there may think… “She’s pinched this plot!” They are of course right.Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,176 - Published: 11-6-09 - Complete4. Stop Whining!This story was written for my husband who fancies himself as a bit of of wine buff. So, break out the corkscrew, pour yourself a glass of fine-bodied, robust red - and enjoy a pair of fine-bodied and robust ex-outlaws messing about in the Sonama Valley!Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,842 - Published: 11-6-09 - Complete5. Arcadia » reviewsHeyes romance. Or should that be an unashamed - or at any rate, only mildly blushing - Mary-Sue. If Mary-Sues annoy you - you have been warned. If you like a little twanging of heart-strings - eventually - read on!Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,508 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-10-09 - Published: 7-3-09 - Complete6. Lies of OmissionA possible sequel to ‘From Dawn to Darkness’ with kind permission of Grace R Williams . News of the boys’ amnesty causes Kid's former lover Ann to think over her decision to leave him… And second chances…Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Published: 5-23-09 - Complete7. One Last Time reviewsA little something which arose out of a 'Missing Scene' story challenge. Just over 2,000 words - so perfect with a nice cup of tea/coffee and a dippy biscuit next time you take a short break.Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-23-09 - Complete8. The Sucker reviewsA Story of Early Outlaw Days. Hannibal Heyes, the new boy in the Plummer gang, meets an old acquaintance. Another one where I have a go at 'not funny'.Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-23-09 - Complete9. The Choice reviewsA story of the boys’ Valparaiso days. A young Hannibal and Jed face a decision. Will the choice they make be the right one? About 3,000 words - long coffee break / short lunch break length. NB: Trying my hand at ‘not funny’ in this one.Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-23-09 - Complete10. Strangeness on a Train » reviewsA little late for Halloween, but - dim the lamps, let the firelight flicker, put on the eerie music and prepare to be chilled as Heyes and Kid encounter - Strangeness on a Train…Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,083 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-26-09 - Complete11. A Change of Scene reviewsHeyes and the Kid decide a change is as good as a rest... Just a little nonsense which gives away which OTHER shows from around 30 to 40 years ago on on my favourites list.Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-26-09 - Complete12. The ASJ Fanfic Checklists reviewsNo more fretful chewing your pencil! No more disconsolate drooping over your keyboard! Simply ensure your stories comply with these few fail-safe rules – and dismiss any fear of disappointing reader expectations forever. Just nonsense! Enjoy!Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete13. Them Thar HillsAn undiscovered film script for your delectation. Utter nonsense...Don't say you weren't warned.Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Published: 1-23-09 - Complete14. Not Like It Is In The Dime Novels » reviewsHeyes and Curry meet a Dime Novel authoress. Can they live up to the heroes in her stories? This one has everything! Action, mystery, romance, Heyes in the hay, a hissable villain and a fine Cuban cigar for the Kid!Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,628 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-23-09 - Published: 1-9-09 - Complete15. Not another ASJ fourth of July story!Heyes comes up with a solution to writer’s block. Kid suspects he is incidental to the plot. Contains so much use of gratuitous tub scenes it’s almost embarrassing. At c. 1,500 words, ideal for a relaxed coffee break.Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Published: 1-9-09 - Complete16. Caught in the Web reviewsJust a piece of nonsense about the two boys. Warning - contains gratuitous scenes of chocolate consumption.Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-9-09 - Complete17. Safe In Their Hands » reviewsWill Heyes yield to the temptation of cracking one last safe? Is that Kid Curry manacled - nekkid - to a bed? A light-hearted romp which re-introduces us to a couple of old, old friends and, to the most unsquashable of heroines.Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,130 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 1-28-08 - Complete18. Professional Secrets reviewsDuring an eventful train journey, a young boy learns a few tricks of the trade from Hannibal Heyes. About five thousand words - perfect for a coffee break!Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-08 - Complete19. Much Ado About Robbing reviewsWarning: gratuitous tub scene; gratuitous use of pig’s bladder; gratuitous blank verse. In fact - just plain and simple gratuitous nonsense. But nice and short! Enjoy in a quick coffee break.Alias Smith & Jones - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-20-08 - Complete
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