Okay. For the introduction, my name is Phantomviola. You can call me Viola, PV, Vi, or Poland (which is a pineapple. Long story.). I write for RENT, Harry Potter, House, Avatar, Batman, and Scrubs.

Now I know there are two questions in your mind.

a) You don't have any Harry PotterAvatar fics here.

b) A pineapple? Really?

Okay, to answer Question A, the Harry Potter fics are on a different website, which is solely Harry Potter, and they aren't really good enough to transfer. My Avatar fics haven't been published because I promised myself that I wasn't going to publish any more stories until I had at least seven chapters.

To answer Question B, yes, really.

Also, a fun trivia fact; I draw the left side of peoples' faces. (First the eye, then the eyebrow, then the nose, the bridge-thing, and the lips.) I have only drawn someones full face once with it looking good.

Some shout outs:

To anyone who writes JD/Cox or Sokka/Zuko or Jetko, or Mark/Roger, or Clark/Bruce, because besides alcohol, nicotine, and drugs, slash fanfiction is the most adictive substance in the world.

To my friend VampireCello, who, besides COMPLETELY RIPPING OFF MY NAME is a pretty cool person, and the only person who can talk to me about Scrubs, Batman, and/or Avatar for hours at a time without getting bored or shooting herself. Also, the only person I know who can recognize when I hum "Drill fork, drill and fork... mostly fork."

To my friend LeLunaTango, who suffers through Spanish with me and doesn't get mad at me for drawing on her math homework.

To my friend CeruleanStarGlow, the only "-azzz" with three zs and for getting me obsessed with so many things.

Currently: Looking through some of my favorite author's favorite lists... and realizing what a jerk Zuko is...

Current Favorites: If you have any basic knowledge of the DC universe and are okay with slash, you should definitely read the amazing Porridge by Mostly Harmless III. It is quite possibly the best fanfic I've ever read. If 20,000 words is a bit too much for you but you're still looking for some dark humor in the DC universe, then give Five Ways Bruce Wayne Did Not Die (and one way Batman did) by jondoe297 a try. If you'e looking for something lighter, go with Mars: An Elseworlds Story by Sibaas.

This space is completely dedicated to a certain guest star on Scrubs, Ben Sullivan, forever the King of Gay Chicken.

Perry: If I'm not here, people die.
Ben: IF I'M NOT HERE PEOPLE DIEEEEEEEE!

Janitor: Typical Dorian, running away from an argument he knows nothing about.

JD: I know all about the war.

Janitor: (pulls out globe) Point to Iraq.

JD: Why do you have a globe on your janitor cart?

Janitor: In case I get lost. Now, I'll give you a hint; it's not the country shaped like a boot.

JD: (points) There.

Janitor: That's China.

JD: You're China!

Janitor: What an outrageous accusation.

Geoffery looks down at his soup

Oliver: "What?"

Geoffery: "This is my life; I live in a storage room, I eat soup with a dead man."

Oliver: "It could be worse."

Geoffery: "How?"

Oliver: "You could be the dead man, didja ever think of that?"

My Stories:

Two-Fold: Done. A wierd little one-shot I wrote right after watching Superman/Batman: Public Enemies. Drabble-esque.

No, You Cannot Have A Moment of My Time: Done. I've thought about adding more to it, but I'm pretty sure its over.

I Dare You: Done. I also thought about a sequal, but in the end the plot (of the sequal) was weak and I scrapped it.

The Choice: The second chapter is halfway done, and the last chapter is complete. There'll be about three or four chapters between the second and the last.

My Lottery: The second chapter is partially done. I'm working on it!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won't risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson
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