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since: 01-18-08, id: 1478439, Profile Updated: 11-26-09
country: United States
Author has written 6 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Naruto, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

Hello! This be Kurisuten Yami Ichikish! (Whoever can tell it's a fake name gets a VIRTUAL KUUKIE XD) And... I have nothing much to say. XD


Favorite animes: Death Note, Tokyo Mew Mew, Naruto, Gravitation, Loveless, YuGiOh, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Karin, Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, and CardCaptor Sakura

Favorite colors: Black, white, yellow, red, blue

Favorite Pairings (Get ready for a LONG list.): L/Light, Mello/Near, Mello/Matt, Naruto/Sasuke, Shuichi/Yuki, Ritsuka/Soubi, Yuugi/Yami, Bakura/Ryou, Seto/Jounichi, Keiichi/Rena, Keiichi/Mion, Keiichi/Shion, Haruhi/Kyon, Kyon/Itsuki, Karin/Usui, Sakura/Syoran (I think that's it...)


Favorite Quotes 8D :

"Huh? YUUGI YOU LITTLE -beep- YOU SON OF A -beep beep beep- I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR -beep- AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR -beep beep beep beep beep- AND THEN -beep beep beep beep beep beep- ON YOUR -beep beep beep beep beep- WITH -beep beep beep beep- IN THE -beep beep- AND -beep beep beep- YOUR -beep beep beep- SO THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO -beep- SIDEWAYS. -beep- Huh? Hi there." -Yami, YuGiOh Abridged Series episode 25, LittleKuriboh

(I can't remember any more... XD)


A little more about myself (Mostly about YuGiOh):

My most recent anime addiction is YuGiOh. And I have to say, this might be my longest running constant addiction. But I have to say it's the only anime where I've cried more than once (and not just at the end!). It really was sad! But it was good, nonetheless.

And plus, you don't need the sick mind of a yaoi fangirl to create yaoi pairings. I mean, there are like what, six female characters and about... twenty male characters? And not only that, but they give actual EVIDENCE of a possible yaoi relationship! (Especially Yuugi and Yami.)

Here are some pairings I like:

Bakura/Ryou

Bakura/Marik

Bakura/Malik

Malik/Marik

Malik/Ryou

Seto/Jounochi

Ryou/Yuugi (Personally, I think this is a cute one-sided pairing. -)

Pairings I don't like:

Seto/Yami

Seto/Yuugi

Yami/Marik

Yami/Bakura

Yami/Ryou

Anzu/Yuugi

Anzu/Yami

Seto/Anzu

Seto/Shizuka

Jounochi/Anzu

(The list goes on...)

Pairings I love (Techencally, it's one pairing, but I can count it was two.):

Yami/Yuugi

Atemu/Yuugi/Yami

Okay, so I've noticed that a lot of people don't like Anzu/Tea (Why watch 4Kids?), but I'm not really one of those people.

Yes. I don't like how 4Kids pretty much killed Anzu. So, no, I don't like Tea. I don't like her constant friendship speaches, and overall, she just pisses me off. (I think LittleKuriboh does a pretty good impression of her. Basically, her personality in a nutshell.)

Anzu, on the other hand, no I don't hate her. I don't like when people constantly bash her for no reason, or just because she has a crush on Yuugi (Well, and Yami too.). I mean, so what, she likes him. What's the big deal? If you don't like it, then just don't pair her and Yuugi together. Simple. But unlike her 4Kids counterpart, Anzu is a tough person. She can kick a guy's ass AND stand up for herself in words. You'd get a better idea of this if you read the manga. But I don't hate Anzu. Not at all. She actually is one of my favorite characters in the show. And if you've got a problem with that, okay, so what? I don't care. XD

But yeah, I don't like when people constantly bash Anzu. I don't even like people bashing on Tea, because hey, some people don't use the Japanese names but understand how she isn't that bad of a character. If it's like a joke fic or something, then okay, that's fine, but I don't like it where the author makes her seem like a total bitch for no reason. You know?


You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme


Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Naruto
2. Gaara
3. Choji

4. Sasuke
5. Tobi

6. Shikamaru
7. Kakashi
8. Deidara
9. Neji

10. Itachi
11. Pein
12. Sasori

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

O.o Nor do I wish to.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hmm, yeah, he's hot. But not as hot as Dei-kun! 8D

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Possibly. XD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

A couple.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

O.O Hell no

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten. :D

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

O.e Ewwww... But he'd probably watch.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Itachi takes out a gun and points it at Choji. Itachi's words to him were, "Die, fatass." What will happen? XD

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Doubt it.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

O.o no idea.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Hehehe... -perverted grin- ha, lol

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

O.o Why would they want to?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Probably not.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Nope.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I AM NOT A WEASEL! XD

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Boom Boom Boom Boom 8D

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: BLOOD, CUSSING, AND... rape? XD

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Umm... no idea. XD

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

What the hell goes on inside that sand shield thing? I can't see what's going on...

20) How emo is Seven?

Not verry. :/

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. A friend is someone who will do what is best for you, even when you don't want them to intervene for your personal safety. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Monkay Feh'! If you are really random put this on your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you fell down a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have fallen UP a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried opening a door by pushing it when it said "Pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

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If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

You know you have been on the computer TOO long when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or Myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

The One Copy and Paste pretty Much Everyone's Gonna Put On Thier Profile.

If you HATE and without a doubt despise Masaya Aoyoma (Tokyo Mew Mew), copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: mewmewice, Mew Tangerine, TurotTrainer, Kurisuten Ichikish(he needs to die. TODAY!),

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1. Necklace reviews
It was just a quiet and peaceful day, that's all. Well, until Bakura notices something Ryou was wearing. Slight AU. Implied BxR
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-09 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete
2. Everything » reviews
I can't tell Yami anything until I figure out why I like him in the first place! But... what do I like about him?" Puzzleshipping, AU Alternate Universe.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,911 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 8-25-09 - Yūgi M. & Yami Yūgi
3. Your Soul Doesn't Exist reviews
If everything you do in life has a purpose, what reason do I have for running?" Ryou/Bakura NOT YAOI Slight AU
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-30-09 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete
4. How to Annoy Kish in 100 Ways » reviews
How do you annoy one of the most loved characters of TMM in 100 ways? Find out here! SEND IDEAS!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 3-17-08 - Kish
5. The Last Night reviews
This is a songfic of SASODEI with the song The Last Night by Skillet. YAOI, CHARACTER DEATH, AND SUICIDE. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. warning: cussing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-23-08 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
6. Love Mew or Hate Mew » reviews
The Cafe is bored to tears. Until Ichigo comes up with a game that makes everyone reveal some feelings... MAINLY ICHIGOXKISSHU! Ha. :3
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 3-29-08 - Ichigo M. & Kish - Complete
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