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since: 01-19-08, id: 1478712, Profile Updated: 04-09-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.


Hi there, I am MudbloodFlo.

I am a teenager living in the south of England. I love writing but my fanfiction isn't my best work. Running from Rain, is an original which I changed around a bit to put on fanfiction.net. It won second place in my school's short story contest.


I enjoy reading

Twilight

Harry Potter

Inkheart

Uglies

The Luxe series.


My favorite Harry Potter pairs are

Harry/Ginny

Harry/Luna

Ron/Luna

Neville/Luna

Hermione/Draco

Hermione/Sirius

Hermione/Remus

Hermione/Any Weasley son 'cept Percy

Hermione/Oliver Wood

Lilly/James

Lilly.jr/Scorpius

Victiore/Teddy

Tonks/Remus


Pairs I can't stand

Harry/Hermione

Scorpius/Rose (I just don't like it)

Ginny/Draco

Fleur/Harry


I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I like wearing black, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.

Copy and paste if you don't agree with stereotypes. Make the ones you agree with bold.


1. YOUR REAL NAME: Florence

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Floizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Red seal

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Calleja Bruce

(Cah-Lay-Yah)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Angfleja

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Pink cola

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lgarda or l’garda

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Consetta Renée

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Jude


now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.


Funny moments between my friends

-Walking home from school me Sophie and Rémy catch up with my friend Poppy and her friend who Sophie happens to know.

Me: Hey Poppy.

Poppy: Oh hi Flo

Me (to P’s Friend excitedly): I met you yesterday didn’t I!

P’s friend (looking at me weirdly): err yes?

Me (to poppy pointing at Sophie): This is Sophie (looks behind me) and this is our retarded friend Rémy.

-At school talking with my friend Eloise about Twilight

Eloise: I’m confused, why did Bellas drinking blood make her better?

Me: Well when a human has sex with a vampire a half vampire is born.

Eloise: What?

Me: Half vampire like bloooood.

Eloise: Oh! I get it now.

-Talking with Rémy about Twilight

Rémy: What’s so good about twilight anyway?

Me: Edward sigh

-Talking to Jacob about Robert Pattinson

Me: Robert Pattinson is so fit drools

Jacob: Who?

Me: Edward Cullen

Jacob: Who?

Me: Cedric Diggory

Jacob: Who?

Me: Never mind you wouldn’t understand anyway.

-Me re-reading Deathly Hallows at school.

Lauren: Is that a bible?

Me: It’s my bible.

-In Art class doing self portraits

Ellie: Flo, what are you going to do?

Me: What?

Ellie: You don’t have a reflection remember.

(Inside joke)

-After school getting ready to go home. Walking down the stairs with Sophie, Jacob turns up with Guitar in his hand.

Me: Shit! I forgot my guitar in History!

Sophie: Err, Flo you’re already wearing it.

Me (looking behind me and sure enough it’s on my back): Oh my god I’m such a ditz

Jacob: Only you Flo.

-Rémy and his ‘I’m always right’ complex in maths

Rémy: Flo’s a vampire

Me: How come I like Garlic bread then?

Rémy: Garlic bread is made with lots of herbs as well as garlic

Me: But the fact remains that it still has garlic in it.

Rémy (Face contorts): So’s your face.

Aww Rémy bless.

-In Maths again.

Jacob: Rémy love maths.

Me: Yes he does. He loves it so much he’s going to get married to it. It’s totally legal as long as he does it outside of British waters.

Jacob (looking at Rémy): You could always do it in Quam. (Looks at me) What happens in Quam stays in Quam.

Me (sighs dreamily): Jacob! Rémy doesn’t need to know the details!

Rémy looks at us weirdly

Me: He really doesn’t know how to take a joke does he?

-Waiting outside of maths

Rémy (to Blossom whom he sits next to): Hey Summer Blossom

Flo (smacking Rémy across the head): Don’t be so rude

Blossom high 5’s me.

Rémy: You know you’re the first person to like Flo the first time they met her.

Flo: Hey! And anyways I met her months ago in DT so Neugh!

-In business

Sitting down next to Emily who I don’t know all that well.

Me: Hey Emily

Jacob: Hey Flo you get to sit next to Emily!

Me: Oh yeh we’re best buds now. Aren’t we Emily? (rolls eyes sarcastically)

Emily: Are you being sarcastic?

Me even more sarcastically: No.

Teacher: You’re going in groups of three. Jacob could you move down one space to make a group of four?

Me: Banging head on desk: Oh great now I’m in-between my two favourite people.

-In art

Me randomly: REMULAS!

Rémy: you know that’s the god of doors?

Me believing him completely: Really?

Rémy: Yep

Me: Hey your name is Rémy and you sort of hate me. Maybe that’s why I keep walking into doors?

Later that day

Rémy: you know I was making it up right?

Me: Yeh of course I knew.

-Luch time watching a movie in the form room. I walk into the door

Sophie: Wayy!

These things actually happened. I can’t believe how stupid I sounded now.

1) Favorite object in your room?
My bed. It's a double and takes up most of the room but I love it.

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
No. Don't think I ever will.

3) Do you own guns

Do I own a gun? If I do I don't know about it.

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
Whats sonic? Do we even have that in England?

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Usually. If it's for a jab, yes. If it's cause I think I broke a bone, I'm too busy crying from pain to be nervous.

6) What do you think of hot dogs?

I'm really picky, I don't really mix food so I don't eat hotdogs.

7) Favorite song?

I like many many songs. At the moment I'm listenening to David Bowie so I'd have to say Andy Warhole. Or Lets dance to joy devision by the Wombats.

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Orange Juice. Again i'm picky. I only really drink Orange juice, Water, Lemonade (not the powder stuff the fizzy stuff) and Coke-a-cola

9) Can you do push ups?
Not real ones but I can do the ones on my knees.

10) Can you do a chin up?
no.

11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Err, My locket with me an my cousen in in or my charm bracelett my brother gave me.

12) do you like blue cheese?
Not really. again I'm picky.

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
No. But thinking about it gives me panic attacks.

14) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
My ditzyness

15) Middle name?
Calleja, but it's pronnouced Cah-Lay-Yah

16) Name 3 thoughts going through your head at this moment?
1. "Tired"

2. "My elbow's itchy"

3. "What should I put for number 3?"

17) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
A bed, number 1. a sheet for my matress and Dime bars.

18) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly?
Coke, Lemonade and Orange Juice.

19) Name 3 foods you eat regularly?
Chips, Chicken Nuggets, Chicken Nuggets.

20) Current worry?

Choosing my GCSE's

21) Current hate right now?

Ikea (Southampton not Croyden).

22) Do you spend Christmas with extended family?
Do my Grandparents and uncle count?

23) How did you bring in the New Year?

I went to a part at my friends house which was being thrown by her older brother, who is about 7 years older than me, then my dad picked me up and me and her had a sleepover at my house.

24) Where would you like to be right now?

Where I am? In my bed?

25) Name three people who will complete this?

What?

26) Do you own slippers?

No, they annoy me.

27) What shirt are you wearing?

not wearing a shirt ;) lol I'm wearing a white summer dress. In Febuary o_O! Gosh!

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

Sounds fun, but no.

29) Can you whistle?

yes

30) Which hand do you use to write?

Right

31) Would you be a pirate?

I played puzzel pirates like a year ago, does that count?

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?

David bowie, The Wombats, The ting tings..

33) Favorite girl's name?

Addison

34) Favorite boy's name?

Mason

35) What's in your pocket?

Nothing, but earlier on my re Ipod nano was in my jeans pocket..

36) Last person that made you laugh?

I can't remember. Is that sad?

37) Best bed sheets as a child?

Err, I liked the pink ones with clothes on them. Gosh I remember this awful one my nan gave me. It had a glow in the dark witch on it.

38) Worst injury you've ever had?

I pulled the muscle in my shoulder and it went inot my neck. I would like to note I did this in my sleep.

39) Do you love where you live?

If my future career choice would allow it I would never leave. Alas I feer I may have to move to london.

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?

Two, one of which doesn't work. We do however have five pc's and one mac.

41) Who is your loudest friend?

Ellie. Period.

42) How many dogs do you have?
None. But my nan has an english bull terrier I consider mine.

43) Does someone have a crush on you?

I think. But I don't want him to.

45) Did you notice that there is no number 44?

Yes you just told me. duh.

46) What is your favorite candy?

Gallexy chocolate or fizzy strawberry lances.

47) Favorite Sports Team?

No. err go England?!

48) Where is the next place you want to travel to?

I wouldn't mind going back to Canada

49) What were you doing 12 AM last night?

Sleeping

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

I'm in a bed.

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3. Running from Rain reviews
All Human. AU B/E- Ever wondered why Bella hated the rain so much? Follow her through her afternoon to find out why. One-shot. Could be more if there is a demand.
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