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Author has written 8 stories for Cartoon X-overs, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Storm Hawks, Discworld, Great Expectations, Ruby Gloom, and Phantom of the Opera. I have a... special mind. Crackpot theories abound, as is to be expected from someone only tangentially linked to reality. Most of my stories are in the humour section; humour of the whimsical, satirical and sarcastic kind - heavy on wordplay, light on jokes about poo. I enjoy crack-pairings, but always try to back them up with some form of logic. However, any romantic plots/sub-plots will be kept pretty clean, ie: no porno, and I'll try to steer clear of overly-flowery descriptions of 'heaving bosoms' and the like. In fact, I'm terrible for pairing things, not always in a romantic way: expect a lot of comic-duos and 'witty' {or painful attempts at} repartee between characters. Most of my stuff is character focused, and I like picking members of the supporting cast, that didn't get too much focus in the original work. None of these stories are very related to each other, so feel free to pick and choose. Enjoy!
~ Final Fantasy (mainly IV, VII, IX, Dissidia, KH) ~ Discworld ~ Linked to the above, somehow, Charles Dickens ~ Assorted Western Animation | |||||
1. The Opera Star and the ViscountEvery good Phantom of the Opera spoof needs a stylish, silly young Viscount with a ponytail: A series of shorts based around the idea of Vlad De Magpyr and Christine meeting. Takes place after Maskerade and Carpe JugulumCrossover - Discworld & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Published: 6-28-12 - Vlad de M. & Christine2. Children of the Night reviewsOneshot, Gawain and two friends go looking for 'proper' vampires in Ankh Morpork, get more than they bargained for, and lose their marbles. Well, A marble at least. Rewrite of an older fic to make this a standalone pieceDiscworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-14-12 - Lacrimosa de M. - Complete3. Scholarship Boy reviewsSet in the Assassin's Guild, some years before Men at Arms. Due to financial strife, Edward D'Eath must accept a scholarship to continue his studies. He is moved to less comfortable surroundings, and must meet his new roommate. Discworld, feat Teatime.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-25-11 - Edward d'Eath & Jonathan T.4. Fire and Ice » reviewsSet just after the end of Great Expectations. Pip has invited Estella over to reminisce, much to Herbert's chagrin. Clara is worried. Rated K for possible subtext, if you squint a littleGreat Expectations - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-19-11 - Complete5. Hindsight reviewsPost-Hogfather. Mr. Teatime's ghost contemplates life, death, and what comes after. Reworking of an older fic, to make it a standalone piece.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 6-17-09 - Jonathan T. & Death6. Failure: My Fear of Falling reviewsOkay, so this takes place right after Age of Heroes Part 2. -Setting: MC's place. -Characters: "She" refers to Master Cyclonis. -"He" refers to the Dark Ace. Why didn't I include names? 1: I'm being all literary. 2: I'm a lazy bum. Enjoy.Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-10-08 - Cyclonis & Dark Ace7. The Bright Side of The Dark SideOkay, so this is a cross-over between MLAATR, Samurai Jack, and Ruby Gloom. Characters:- -Misty. Mercenary, demon, Ruby's tutor/bodyguard. -Aku/Uka/Mr.Buns. Master of Darkness. Ruby's mother. Don't ask -Ruby. Child of Aku, believes Misty to be fCrossover - My Life as a Teenage Robot & Ruby Gloom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Published: 1-28-088. A Good Old Fashioned Faery Tale? » reviewsTownsville - 10 years after PPG is set. Prince seeks Princess. Simple, right? Not when the prince is Prince Aragon, and the Princess is, well... Princess.Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-21-08 - Complete
