Neko: Hi-ya! Ok so there are some changes to NekoFoxYokai! :D

Fox: Yup, so here’s the skinny: I’m the original writer, but to put it simply, I’m lazy…

Neko: really LAZY :/

Fox: shut it. >:(

Neko: well you are!

Fox: whatever… so anyway, since I’ve got practically no motivation and get writers block often-

Neko: aka being a lazyass

Fox: =.=… my friend and I are making these stories together from now on

Neko: WOOH! :D

Fox: : what have I gotten myself into…

Neko: only the GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF YO LIFE! YOSH!

Fox: O.o’ wtf..? Rock Lee?

Neko: I had sugar today! XD

Fox: O-O …how much did you have?

Neko: uh… a snickers, three twixes, a tootsiepop, sum nerds (like a big box o’ da stuff!), a piece of cake with sweet tea… oh and some kakao!

Fox: …you mean cocoa?… I want some…

Neko: yup! haha! I got cocoa and you didn’t >:P

Fox: You’re going to get fat :P

Neko: nuh-uh! I got a surefire plan not to get fat!

Fox: like what? Only eat junk food and rely on your high metabolism? :/

Neko: (shifty eyes) how’d you know?

Fox: (palms face) you’re hopeless…

Neko: at least I’m not lazy! >:P

Fox: says the person who only eats junk food…

Neko: Imbiss Yosh!

Fox: …

Neko: …

Fox: …I’m bored…

Neko: what are we doing again? :/

Fox: um, I kinda forgot…

Neko: it’s the announcement right?!

Fox: m'kay we're going to be revising our stories and probably change a few things

Neko: this is just a heads up people!

Fox: yeah, but no one actually looks at your profile...

Neko: they will if they like ourstories and find them missing they'll look!

Fox: oh okay, so people who actually read this-

Neko: won’t think we’re a schizo or something cuz I mean come on! Who’d want to be her alter ego!

Fox: excuse me! Who was here first?! If anything, you’d be the schizo!

Neko: mission success! YOSH! XD

Fox: vat?

Neko: :D you’re accent is showing

Fox: (death glare)

Neko: um, uh I finally made you non-lazy…?

Fox: :/ nope it’s still here, you’re just coming off as annoying

Neko: Hey! >:(

Fox: (sarcastic) well you are!

anywayz...

We love anime like:

Naruto

Yu Yu Hakusho

1/2 Prince

$100 Is Too Cheap

Nononono

Sankarea

Franken Fran

Helen ESP

Wolf Guy - Ookami no Monshou

Hana Kimi

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles

Full Metal Alchemist

Rurouni Kenshin

Hellsing

Death Note

Bleach (Fox: I don't really like Bleach... Neko: well too bad it's already on the list!)

+Anima

Yoo Ah Dok-Jon

Othello

Beast Master

Ranma 1/2

Fake (Fox: (drools) sexyness... Neko: perv! >:O Fox: e_e whatever)

Vampire Hunter D

DNAngel (Fox: you're such a Dark fangirl... Neko: what?! can you blame me? he's hot! Fox: ...true)

Until The Full Moon

Angel Sanctuary

Fox: I'm bored of making this long list!

Neko: Ahah! you can be loud!

Fox: yeah so? I'm f-

Neko: no cussing on the profile! what will people think? I'll tell you what they'll think 'oh look it's a freak with her weird friend making fanfictions together since they have no lifes! And looks like one of them has a mouth like Hidan and is as lazy as Shikamaru if not worse!'

Fox: ... and you say I'm a (censored expletive) schizo...

Neko: fanart! fanart! fanart! (happy dance) yay! :D

Fox: -_-' my gawd! shut the (censored expletive) up! you're so annoying!

Neko: :D and that's why you and everyone in the whole flippin jolly world loves me!

Fox: =_= ... you know what, screw it, I'm too lazy to disagree with you right now

as Neko was er... what the (censored expletive) were you doing anyway?

Neko: :D my Happy Fanart Dance/Song!!!! YOSH!!1!!one!1!!!11!!

Fox: ... was doing her... happy fanart dance/song...

Neko: XD AH!!! I made you say it! lol!!

Fox: -_-' (censored expletive) you Neko... as I was saying (before I was so rudely interupted), you've probably realized by now that we're finally putting up fanart (because we've finally got one that I haven't done) we'd put up more if anyone ever really gave us any :P

Neko: HINT!! geez! I wanna see more than just Kitten-sempai's and Foxy-hime's art! they practically have the same art style! I wouldn't even be able to tell the difference unless I knew who did was beforehand! >:O

Fox: dude, obviously they look similar, Kitten-sempai taught me how to draw you numbskull >:/

Neko: >:I yeah I know... not fair! I couldn't learn! D'X

Fox: psh, that's cuz you suck (not a single oz of talent as Kitten-sempai said lol :D)

Neko: >[

Fox: e_e

Neko: :D

Fox: Oo'

Neko: :| ... I think we should just post the fanart now...

Fox: I agree... :/

Fanart:

http://vivikitten.deviantart.com/#/d32movy

Neko: now on to the issue about homophobes

Fox: we like yaoi

Neko: wow, you just get to the point don't you?

Fox: well there's no reason to dawdle

Neko: meh, I guess. I think we should make a yoai fanfic about Sai!

Fox: one in which he isn't just comfort sex for Naruto or Sasuke

Neko: Ugh! and he wouldn't look at that pink monstrosity twice!

Fox: I thought you liked pink hair... I mean you've got some dyed in your hair...

Neko: >: I hate Sakura though... she's a complete (censored expletive)!!

Fox: (sigh) I do too, but I don't like Sauce-gay either...

Neko: (GASP) how can you not like Sasuke!?

Fox: easy, I.don't.like.the.Emo.King. Period.

Neko: ... :D what about the Ice King?

Fox: O.o who?

Neko: Itachi :D

Fox: why's he the Ice King?

Neko: he's mean and cold to everyone! :3

Fox: no I don't really care about... the Ice King... o-o'

Neko: who's your favorite character from Naruto then?

Fox: it used to be Gaara, but then he turned good guy on us

Neko: O.o;

Fox: now it's Hidan cuz he's bad(censored expletive)!

Neko: ... sometimes I fear for your sanity...

Fox: 0.0 that's like the most sophisticated thing you've ever said in front of me...

Neko: I'm not dumb!

Fox: I never said you were...

Neko: oh... hey wait...

Fox: (covers Neko's mouth with hand) don't hurt yourself now :D

Neko: o-o;

29 June 2009

Neko: :O wow people sure do like Onigakure...

Fox: yup

Neko: ):I yeah, sorry people -- were not stopping on our stories or anything!-- just we can't really write them as often anymore...

Fox: not that we did that anyway :/

Neko: =.= ...

Fox: what?

Neko: do you have to be so negative?

Fox: :D I get a quarter for everytime I am

Neko: o-o really?

Fox: -.- no

Neko: >:I meanie

Fox: no one ever said I was nice :/

Neko: :O ... damn! I can't say anything to that! >:(

Fox: heh >:)

Neko: why-- why do we always end up arguing?! >X(

Fox: hey, what can I say? it's my job to torture you

Neko: since when?! >:O

Fox: since you wrote on my face with sharpie at your sleepover in second grade >:(

Neko: did I do that? (I totally forgot about that... o-o')

Fox: ... I hate you

Neko: yet you're still my best friend! :D

Fox: ...damn

Neko: hey! what's that supposed to mean?!

Fox: you don't wanna know...

26 September 2009

Fox: man... even I think we should update soon...

Neko: soooooo sorry to our fans! >

Fox: at least we warned you guys it would take a while... :/

Neko: (stabbed with a pang of guilt)

Fox: plus we don't update often anyway...

Neko: (stab)

Fox: and we probably won't update soon

Neko: (stab)

Fox: but we can always count on our fans to be waiting for us right? ):D

Neko: (falls bleeding on the floor like a pincoushin)

Fox: (turns to look at Neko on the floor) woah... what's up with you? O.o

Neko: (gets up off the floor) that's it!! D:

Fox: >:) heh (it worked...)

21 October 2009

Neko: :D we've been updating more often fans! we love you who review!

Fox: : yeah even I like reviews, I mean it shows anyone is actually reading our fanfics

Neko: :3 yosh!!

Fox: so anyway, we just wanna clarify that Onigakure has a cofic going on called Zero

Neko: so that means Zero is going on around the same time as Onigakure, so in a way it's a sidefic, but the two will clash eventually

Fox: so we're introducing it now and warning all of you so you can get familiar with both so you'll know what's going on later

Neko: we'll probably try to make it less confusing to people, so you don't have to read both, it'll just make more sense if you do :)

6 November 2009

Neko: so people we got a mediaminer now too so if you want to see the fanart with our characters in them you should check it out! :D

Fox: I drew something for Onigakure :)

Neko: it's the same name too! NekoFoxYokai!

http://www.mediaminer.org/fanart/view.php/198327

31 December 2009

Neko: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!we're so sorry guys! X'O

Fox: my computer got (censored expletive) over and it had all our fanfic stuff, so we probably won't update in a while, though we'll try our best to fix this as fast as we can >:(

Neko: ):O we're using my comp right now but I don't know how long we'll be able to do that cuz my parents never let me use it...

Fox: this sucks >:( gawddamn viruses, who the hell makes them anyway? they're just plain (censored expletive) stupid and a sign you have even less of a life than we do! >:O grrraaaaaahhhh! I'm so pissed!! (throws a table)

Neko: 8( (hides in the corner) (help me!)

23 January 2010

Fox: ok, our friend Toki (Banzai Godzilla) wants Kagamira, and so we decided to give it to him since he won't shut up

Neko: just so you people who are wondering where it went, he's writing it over :)

Fox: yep, we had writers block anyway so it doesn't really matter :/

Neko: yeah, his ideas make the story a hell-of-a lot better from what he's told me :D

Fox: (sigh) ok even I have to admit thats true -o-

8 February 2010

Neko: hey! anyone wondering where Kagamira went?

Fox: probably not, it wasour least read fic...

Neko: ... =_='

Fox: what? it's true

Neko: well, it belongs to Banzai Godzilla now to if any one actually liked it :D

Fox: (cough)

Neko: whateverFox! It was an awsome idea!

Fox: only you and Toki think so

Neko: >:/ then they don't appreciate true genius!

Fox: thanks, I'll take that as a compliment seeing as how it was my idea in the first place

Neko: I can never win can I? D:(

Neko: nope :)

27 April 2010

Fox: T_T ... sorry my comp died again...

Neko: D:I'm the one that's mad! that's the second time we're almost done with the next chapter to Brat Prince and Heart Of The Darkness Flame and frikin' hackers have caused us to lose them! Not to mention we had our notes for Rorouni Kazama written (er typed) down so we could start on the next chapter! Raaaaaaaaghhh! And people wonder why we never update those! DX

Fox: yeah, aside from the fact that we rarely work on them, they've been lost to viruses and manual reboots more than once right when we're like on the last bit

Neko: yeah! and what the hell?! right when we're almost done too! I mean c'mon! give us a break yeah! we already have to deal with Foxy-hime's crappy ol' (censored expletive) of a comp

(Fox: T_T it's true... I blame the fact that it's been rebooted so often...)

Neko: and then we get attacked by (censored expletive)bags! grrr! (picks up table and eats it)

Fox: wait-- wtf?! O_o'

2 May 2010

Neko: It's alive!!

Fox: yup (there goes my vacation...)

Neko: and to make this moment more memorable since Foxy-hime's comp has somehow survived (yet again!) Fox is gunna make a deviantart account!

Fox: wait--what the hell?! no.

Neko: c'mon! where are you gunna put that pic that you made of us?! it's so cute! and it survived the hackers! it's special!

Fox: ugh... fine... it is cute after all... (cough especially me cough)

Neko: yay! (cough conceited much? cough)

Fox: meh guess I'll do that now (cough of course cough)

here ya go:

http://nekofoxyokai.deviantart.com/art/Neko-And-Fox-162706099

21 May 2010

Fox: first of all, fine I'll admit I actually like having a deviantart ^^

Neko: I knew you would n_n

Fox: -_-* don't get too comfy

Neko: huh?

Fox: since I've notice people perfer looking at my characters through deviantart here's Onigakure's pic again:

http://nekofoxyokai.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2ovmf4

Neko: it's Kura, Jiro, and Kimi

(aka Kyuubi's (sort of) relatives)

Fox: yeah... well anyways

it's during finals for us and I've mainly been trying to cram everything into Neko's head since she's failing about 4 classes cuz she's an idiot

Neko: I'm not an idiot dammit! >:O

Fox: you're only passing english and drama

now what does that say about you huh?

Neko: I dunno :/

Fox: that I need to shove a frikin textbook into your head! >:O

Neko: O-O ... holy shit... (cringes in fear)

Fox: WTF?!! since when can we fucking cuss on our profile?!

Neko: what?! oh (censored expletive)!!! my bad!! you're just so scary when you rant! XD

16 October 2010

Fox: sorry it's been so long -_- but my comp finally died...

Neko: but on the bright fun sunny side! Fox now has a NEW comp! yosh!! so we can get back to writing our fanfics!!

Fox: D; do we have to?

Neko: Of course you do! D:

Fox: :/ is being lazy an excuse?

Neko: NO! DX

Fox: -_-' damn...

30 December 2010

Fox: (sigh) guess I should really say sorry, cuz our almost nonexistent updating is mostly my fault for taking too many hard classes -_-'

but I'm not that sorry people, it's been really hard for me to work on our fics so I can't be blamed nyeh >:P

Neko: no one blames you Foxy-hime! :D c'mon cheer up! it's not like we update THAT often anyways

Fox: thanks that makes me selfishly feel better ] I mean, after having to write at least 3 essays every week and then study for my other classes and then figuring out what the hell my chemistry teacher is saying when he's explaining enthalpy (which he conveniently forgets to mention how to calculate all the different energy changes) is tough on a girl >[ I had to quit track cuz I'm too busy! can you believe that?! what utter (censored explective)!! and then, to make it all worse, my cat Mort died on the day after x-mas! D'; (sob)

Neko: Mordecai nooooo! D'; your cat was the only one who liked me in your house! If I could, I'd go to your house and bake you a cake, I'm sorry :'(

Fox: (sigh) -_-' I know RIP Mordecai 'Mort' Lior... excuse me while I go crawl back into my hole and sulk for a while longer, I still miss my egyptian mau...

9 April 2011

Fox: Neko's moved away so we agreed that we're not writing anymore (took me a month to convince her) so our stories are up for adoption message me, just remember, first come, first serve

Heart of the Darkness Flame -ShadowDemon1586