Author has written 5 stories for High School Musical, and Charmed.

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Favorite Couples

Bones

Seeley Booth/Temperence 'Bones' Brennen

Angela Montenegro/Jack Hodgins

Camille 'Cam' Saroyan/Seeley Booth

Lance Sweets/Daisy Wick

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy Summers/Angel

Buffy Summers/Spike

Willow Rosenberg/Tara McClay

Willow Rosenberg/Daniel 'Oz' Ozbourne

Alexander 'Xander' Harris/Anya 'Anyanka' Christina Emanuella Jenkins

Alexander 'Xander' Harris/Cordelia Chase

Spike/Drusilla 'Dru'

Rupert Giles/Jennifer 'Jenny' Calender

Angel/Darla

Angel

Angel/Cordelia Chase

Cordelia Chase/Allen Francis Doyle

Winifred 'Fred' Burkle/Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

Wesley Wyndam-Pryce/Lilah Morgan

Charles Gunn/Winifred 'Fred' Burkle

Charles Gunn/Gwen Raiden

Spike/Illyria

Wesley Wyndam-Pryce/Illyria

Groosalugg/Cordelia Chase

Eve/Angel

Charmed

Phoebe Halliwell/Coop

Piper Halliwell/Leo Wyatt

Phoebe Halliwell/Cole Turner

Phoebe Halliwell/Drake Demon

Prue Halliwell/Andy Trudeau

Paige Matthews/Henry Mitchell

Funny Conversations

(My Bff) Nakia: (On my voicemail) Okay, call me back when you get this because-Pepe! Get out of the garbage! Out!-yeah, okay So call me. (Pepe is her deceased unicorn.)

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(At the park)

Monta(Nakia's boyfriend): Why you always following each other around?

Nakia: We don't follow each other, we just walk together.

Monta: Yeah, right.

Me: Whatever. Come on Nakia, lets go. (walk and trips on the railing)

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Me: Nikea! I've been waving for like five minutes and you ain't even said hi!

(My mentor)Nikki: My bad. Wasn't paying attention. I'm cool with you but not yo momma.

Mom: You just mad I beat you in the bowling game!

Nikki: But I beat you in the first game so there!

Mom: By what ten points?

Nikki: NO! It was more than ten. It was eleven. (After a moment of laughter from everyone) Yeah, I went there!

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Charmed Role-Play

Piper: (has been shot and her blood is everywhere, sits up, with a corny smile) "Fear not, Prue, for I have good news!"
Prue: (sobbing) "What?"
Piper: I've saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

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Patty: (Sees Phoebe and Paige playing pattycake while a demon is chasing Piper.) I knew I should've gotten my tubes tied after Piper.

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Piper: (walks over to Leo at the fireplace) Did you make a fire?
Leo: Yeah. We were out of wood so I used the book of shadows

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Prue: (On the phone with a younger Phoebe) You did what...? To who...? For how many cookies...?

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Paige: Forcefields...Explosions...Conjuring dragons... Something tells me I was at the back of the line for getting powers...

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Charmed Quotes:

Phoebe: I forgot your question.
Piper: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting. Please say yes.

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Piper: You know, if I could freeze the two of you, I would, often.

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Darryl: Piper...
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You froze the crime scene.
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You cannot freeze a crime scene.
Piper: Well, I did.

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Piper: Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?
Prue: Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?
Piper: Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?

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Leo Wyatt: Look, Piper, no matter what happens...
Piper: No...
Leo Wyatt: You have to keep trying to make contact.
Piper: I don't want him to hear it...
Leo Wyatt: He's not after you, he's after me.
Piper: Would you please stop trying to save me!
Leo Wyatt: I'm sorry I got you into this.
Piper: crying Yeah, just one ordeal after another, right?
Leo Wyatt: I've never stopped loving you.
her eyes welling up with tears, Piper's resistance finally melts and she leans in to kiss Leo

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Wyatt has shrunken Piper and Leo into a doll house size of the Manor
Piper: OK... let me handle Wyatt. This requires a mother's touch... Wyatt Matthew Halliwell! You stop this nonsense right now!

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Phoebe: singing Oh, I'm making soup for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl, I guess that's my new role, making soup for Cole

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Piper: It was all of those women showing off their sonogram pictures, and it was just working on my last nerve. Like, "Look, it's Jasper's first photo. And it's going to go on the fridge in a magnetic frame that says 'Jasper's First Photo'."
Leo: Okay, I thought prenatal yoga was supposed to help you relax.

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Paige: Got milk? Oooh, don't think so.

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Piper: Kiss this bitch.(Tries to blow up Siren but produces flowers instead.) Ooh! Bad baby!

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Piper: Why didn't you save her?
Leo: I tried.
Piper: But you didn't. Why didn't they let you save her, too?
Leo: The Elders? They couldn't. They don't have that kind of power.
Piper: Then what the hell good are they?
Piper stands up and walks away from Leo and finds a tissue, Leo follows
Leo: It's okay to be angry.
Piper: I'm not angry. I am pissed off! Don't you understand? You healed the wrong sister! You saved me because I'm your damn wife, and you should've saved her because she was the best! Because she...you should have...
She loses it again, overcome. Leo moves up behind her and this time, she lets him hold her
Piper: Why do they put us through so much for it to end this way?

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Paige: Well, I was sort of messing around with Dave...
Piper: Messing around?
Paige: Yeah, having sex.
Piper: Oh.
Paige: See, that's why I don't want to talk to you about this. It's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway.
Piper: Well, Paige, how do you think I got pregnant?
Paige: Ugh, I don't want to know that either.

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Prue: I mean, how come we can't fight the demon of cleanliness or the demon of housekeeping, or even that really big bald guy, Mr. Clean? I would so totally take him on.

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Leo: Because nobody knows where it is. Its location has been kept secret even from the Elders.
Paige: Where was their infinite wisdom on the day that was decided?

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Piper: Every other mother-to-be does not have to worry about her child orbing to Tahiti when they are sent to their room.

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Piper: (Under a fearless spell) Oh, please, please, somebody help me. The mean demon is dipping me into the water and it's really cold.

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Piper: Leo, I have growing powers inside of me. Powers that I don't understand, and the only person who does understand them never has time to talk. Add that to raging hormones and I guarantee you I am absolutely entitled to do the 'crying thing'.

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Grams: Have you been exercising your powers daily?
Piper: Do I need to?
Grams: Well, you know, if you don't want to lose control of them. Did you perform a ritual to promote growth?
Piper and Leo look sheepish
Grams: Did you cast a spell to ward off demonic parasites?
Piper and Leo continue to look ashamed
Grams: Sweetheart, what did you do?
Leo: We built a nursery in our bedroom closet.
Grams: No wonder this baby summoned me.

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Piper: So what do you say to an overbearing younger sister who's treating her pregnant older sister like a porcelain doll?
Phoebe: "Thank you"?
Piper: How about "Knock it off"?
Phoebe: That's probably better advice.

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Phoebe: about Leo's spell "We harken ye"? What are we trying to summon a leprechaun here?

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Leo: referring to Paige's scant attire Uh, Paige, where did you orb in from?
Paige: I was dealing with some 'personal' issues.
Leo: Well, I'm your whitelighter so if you ever want to talk...
Paige, Piper: No!!

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Leo: Ladies, death cannot be feared. For death, in time, comes to all witches. You know, the witch who says she's not scared in battle is a liar. The real witch is the one who fights.
Piper: Honey?
Leo: Yeah?
Piper: Zip it.

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Morris extends his arm to touch Piper's belly
Darryl: Hey, if you ask me, there's nothing more beautiful than a preg...
Piper: Do it, and you'll pull back a bloody stub.
Morris retracts his arm
Paige: She's a little sensitive right now.
Darryl: I can see that.

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Paige: So I basically come off as this big, dumb, fat, unemployed loser.
Piper: No, Paige, you're a big, dumb, fat, unemployed loser who saves the world.

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Paige: We are not slobs.
Piper: Oh, really? How come I spent all night cleaning potion stains off of the ceiling?
Paige: That's gazpacho, not potion.
Piper: Well, you know what? Blenders have lids.

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Paige: Oh, gross. What are you guys watching? Is that some horror movie?
Piper: No, it's The Joys of Home Birthing. Strangely I'm not feeling the joy.

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Paige: Oh, the Elders don't know anything. What a shock.

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Phoebe: Okay, something really freaky happened last night when I was with Miles.
Piper: You guys are all ready getting freaky?

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Piper: Apparently the baby here prefers Mommy to be indestructible.

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Piper: Everyone's treating me so differently. I'm still me. There's just a whole lot more of me going on.
Paige walks into the attic
Paige: Hey, guys. Oh, I'm sorry. Were you ranting?
Piper: Yes, I was, but I'm done now. Thank you.

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Piper: I didn't have to resort to maternity clothes. Everything is so bright and cheery and ruffly.

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Paige: I can understand wanting to take a break from guys but, come on... she's gonna run out the batteries.
Piper: Aw, Paige.
Paige: What?
Paige's cell phone rings
Paige: Hello? Oh, hey, Phoebe. We were just talking about you.
Piper: And your batteries.

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Piper: I've come to the conclusion that if you've got it, then you must flaunt it.
lifts her shirt a little to show her pregnant tummy
Phoebe: That's my niece in that belly.
Paige: She's my niece, too.
Phoebe: Hi, niece. It's your favorite aunt, Phoebe.

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Phoebe: AT&T, Power of Three.

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Phoebe: No I can still cast spells and do the power of three thing. Whatever the problem is it seems more natural than supernatural.
Leo: Phoebe why didn't you come to me, I'm your Whitelighter.
Phoebe: Because you've been busy.
Leo: I've been busy?
Phoebe: Well I've been busy. My work schedule has been really hectic. But I'm coming to you guys now.
Leo: Ok you guys yell at her, and I'm gonna check with the Elders and see what they know.

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Phoebe: I mean, between you and Leo, and Prue, the new Hot Wicca Woman, and me, soon to be employed, things are looking up.
Piper: Don't say that. The moment someone says that, everything always goes south.
Phoebe: Unless you freeze him. Oh, I couldn't help it. It was so good.
Prue: Okay, okay, come on, we're going, you're going to borrow the car.
Leo comes down the stairs
Leo: Good morning.
Phoebe: Yeah, we heard.

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Piper and Leo are down behind the bar. Piper giggles. Piper's cell phone rings and she pops up, out of breath to answer it
Piper: Hello?
Phoebe: Hey, did you make the potion?
Piper: Potion? P-P-Paige is making the potion.
Leo pops up beside Piper and starts kissing her neck
Piper: And I have ten glorious minutes then I have to have my herbs.
Phoebe: Great, because I need your help fast. Karen's gonna get fired unless we get her advice column in by 8:00 tonight.
Piper: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: So what would tell a twenty-eight year old woman who's still living in her parents house because she's afraid of living alone?
Piper: I'd tell her to get a life.
Phoebe: How can I write that? We fight demons every day. How can I tell her that there's nothing to be afraid of, you know? (Piper makes a noise as Leo disappears behind the bar again, smiling.) What are you doing, Piper?
Piper: I am taking my own advice.
Phoebe: Eww.

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Piper: Are you out of your mind, AGAIN?

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Paige: I can't believe I destroyed the house.
Phoebe: What I can't believe is what you almost saw in the hotel room. If you had gotten there five minutes earlier...
Piper: Lalala. Over sharing.

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Prue has just changed back from being a dog. Piper is scratching Prue's head
Prue: What are you doing?
Piper: I think you've got fleas.
Prue: You know what? That's so not funny because I think I do.

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Phoebe: What about water birth? Can we do that at home?
Eve: Sure, we can rent a tub.
Piper: What am I a dolphin? I'm not giving birth to fish.
Leo: Well, actually, dolphins aren't fish. They're mammals.
Piper: Shut up.

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Paige: How do you like my outfit?
Piper: You look like you're not going to help clean up.
Paige: You've got that right. I'm gonna go meet Glen. And besides, isn't everything just gonna get messed up again anyway?
Piper: Bite your tongue.

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Leo: Piper, I need you to help me find Paige.
Piper: I'm not talking to her until she cleans up her room.

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Paige: He met some bimbette while climbing the Matterhorn.
Piper: At Disneyland?
Paige: No, Switzerland.

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Phoebe: about possessed shoes Cole, these boots may be made for walkin, but they're NEVER walkin' back to you buddy.

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Piper: I mean, why would a demon be interested in killing people's dreams? They're harmless, erotic fun.
Paige: Did you say 'erotic'?
Piper: Exotic. I said exotic.

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Piper: Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

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Piper: Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass.

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Phoebe: I need your help.
Cole: You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

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Phoebe: Okay, Piper. As much as we would love to hear about your man problems, we have a possible demon to vanquish.

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Piper: Yeah, like that doesn't have personal gain tattooed across its forehead.

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Leo: Ok, ok, ok, just relax.
Piper: That's what I was trying to do and then somebody made me blow up my guru.

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Piper: Phoebe, you're overreacting. That's my department.

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Leo: Where's Melody?
Paige: Oh, she's gone.
Leo: Gone, as in she left?
Piper: Gone as in she got sucked in to a big red ring by a warlock named what was it?

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Piper: Aww I was such a cute baby.
Leo: Yea I know.
Piper: Leo, you're not even looking at the picture.
Leo: Well I've been watching you you're whole life.
Piper: Yea ok that's too creepy to think about.

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Piper: So, here's the deal. We'll spare your lives if you pull your skanky little power out of her.

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Leo: Well, what if he makes his move before you get a chance to vanquish him?
Piper: I'll freeze him.
Leo: Now you're confident in your powers?
Piper: Okay, so maybe I'll blow him up.
They walk into the conservatory
Leo: But what if he blows us up first?
Piper: Well, you're already dead, what's the difference.

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Piper: Pheebs, friendly little tip. Lay off the hairspray, there's a fire starter in the house.

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Piper: He swears they're not watching but he's a guy, he'll say anything.

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Piper: Oh. You're assuming because I'm not tall, tattooed, or big-breasted that I'm not important. That's a bad assumption because I own this club, which makes me a V.V.V.I.P."

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Piper: Bad Prue. Very bad Prue.
Prue growls
Piper: Hi, Kujo, who you growling at?

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Piper: You stole our sacred book so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?

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Piper: Pheobe, why would you even leave her alone with it?
Phoebe: Well, because she's our sister.
Piper Laughs
Piper: Not for long.

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Piper: Heads up. Pregnant lady coming through with the groceries.

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Piper: Yeah, but this demon didn't even seem to know who we were, which by the way I find insulting.

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Piper: Don't worry for I hold the power of... one.

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Piper: Ugh. That tastes like ass... phalt.

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Phoebe: It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember when we made that blood oath to be friends forever, not just sisters?
Piper: I remember my finger got infected.

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Phoebe: Sorry, had to grab my broom.

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Phoebe: You came all the way over here for me, I mean we, I mean us?

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Prue: I came, I saw, I was perky.

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Prue: Hey, be nice. I don't even want to think about sin tonight.
Phoebe: Me neither.
Prue: So, this is an interesting band, what's their name?
Piper: Orgy.

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Prue: Here's to Leo for saving me from eternal torment.
Piper: And to me for not trying to be the perfect couple, if it isn't good enough for them, then screw them.

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Phoebe: It's just research for that stupid article Jason made me do.
Piper: Ah, you said his name without swearing. Does that mean things are going better at work?
Phoebe: Oh, no. He's still driving me crazy.
Piper: Didn't he just give you a raise?
Phoebe: Yeah, but that was just a bribe so I wouldn't quit.
Piper: Ah, a woman of principles. I admire that.

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Piper: Look, I know I didn't call to confirm, but I was busy creating life, okay?

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Paige: My sweater shrunk.
Piper: Ah, come on. You've worn tighter things than that.

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Piper and Leo stand over Wyatt's crib looking down at him
Piper: He's so... innocent. If only he had any idea what Mommy and Auntie Paige did today.
Leo: to Wyatt They turned a very bad man to a very big tree.

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Phoebe: I think I did something really bad... I slept with my boss.
Piper: Jason?
Phoebe: No, Elise! Yes, Jason!

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Piper: Paige. Is everything okay?
Paige: Better than okay. I'm going to have a love life.
Phoebe: You're making a love potion?
Paige: No, I'm making a stun potion.
Piper: So that lovers will be stunned by you?
Paige: No, so that Kazis will be stunned by me.
Phoebe: You're in love with a Kazi demon?
Paige: Try to stay with me, people.

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Phoebe: You're a monkey. Ooh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're- PMS monkey?

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Leo: Being with her broke the rules. Not being with her breaks my heart.

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Prue: Leo you can't just let Piper die.
Leo: Don't you think I would do something about it if I could?
Prue: But you love her.

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Phoebe: It's not every day you find out the person you love isn't human, except in Piper's case.

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Phoebe: Stop hinting around and let him have your crab already.
Piper: Don't be disgusting.

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Piper: You asked me to marry you, and I did. You wanted a family, and I gave you a son. And now you just want me to watch you walk away?
Leo: Piper it's not that simple.
Piper: Then make it simple.

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Paige: We kick evil's ass every day.
Piper: Sometimes twice a day.

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Prue and Piper just find out Leo is a Whitelighter
Prue: What is he again?
Phoebe: He's a Whitelighter. You know, kinda like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell without the wings and the tutu.

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Phoebe: Prue telekinetically shuts the door on Phoebe Hey! We've had this discussion. You're not allowed to use your active power on me, until I have an active power to use on you.

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upon meeting Grams for the first time
Paige: No offense, but aren't you supposed to be dead?
Grams: Oh, I'm over that.

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Paige has just been revived after eating Snow White's poison apple
Paige: Can someone please tell me how I got in a coffin?
Grams: You were dead, dear. But bright side, at least now we have something in common.

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Dan Gordon: Don't you have another house to repair?
Leo Wyatt: No.

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Leo Wyatt: What is that? Is that a time portal? Is that what that is? What are you using it for?
Chris Perry: I don't have to answer that.
Leo Wyatt: I thought you said you had nothing to hide.
Chris Perry: I don't have to answer that either.

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Phoebe: Last night two guys held up a bar and a vigilante killed them.
Paige: Sounds more like you need an arrest warrant, not a potion.
Phoebe: Not when the vigilante is tall, dark and handsome and can send people flying with the wave of a hand.
Piper: Well, that doesn't mean it's Cole.
Phoebe: Did I forget to mention the scorch marks?
Piper: See, that means it's Cole.

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to Leo
Piper: smiling I'll just go make you some more coffee.
Phoebe: grinning And I'll bring it to you.

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Phoebe: (knocking on the bathroom door) I just want to know, am I in for another cold shower or not?
Piper: worried that she may be pregnant You know Phoebe, there are times in our lives where a cold shower is a good thing.

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Prue, Piper and Phoebe have been outed on national TV and are receiving interview requests on the fax
Piper: So, what do you think? Should we go with Oprah, or Barbra? Barbra makes you cry. We go with Oprah.

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Phoebe was just turned into a pumpkin. Adam walks over to the pumpkin and picks it up. He raises it above his head. Cole walks out
Cole: Put it down. Gently.
Adam: I can't. The witch'll kill me.
Cole: So will I. You don't wanna hurt her. (Adam throws the pumpkin and Cole freezes it. He walks over and picks it up.) Oh, what am I gonna do with you? (He unfreezes Adam and punches him in the face.) Keep your hands off my pumpkin!

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Chris: Where is Paige?
Phoebe: She's at her new temp job.
Chris: She's still on that kick?
Piper: It's not a kick, Chris. It's her quest for happiness outside of magic.
Chris: Yeah, but it's a temp job. Who finds happiness in a temp job?

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Grams: You and Paige moved out? When?
Phoebe: Uh, a few weeks ago. But we're handling everything.
Grams: Dear, you have Paige stuck in the past and a demonic blob roaming the manor. Exactly how are you handling things?

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Green blob is growing rapidly on Chris, trapping him
Grams: Oh, you must be Chris, the new whitelighter.
aside, to Leo
Grams: You know, he doesn't look very qualified for the job.

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Phoebe: So, we get to go back there? And we get to meet our grandfather?
Grams: Don't make too much out of it, because whatever you do, you can't change the past or tell anyone you're from the future.
Phoebe: Indicates Chris Well, why does he get to?
Chris: Because I know what I'm doing.
Grams: Not from where I'm standing.

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Chris: In the future, everyone tried to control the demon with no name, but it can't be done.
Grams: That's hardly a winning attitude, young man. And why, in heaven's name, couldn't the people in the future find some name for that thing?

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Piper: Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry.
Mitzy: We've got them now.
Piper: Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?
Phoebe: Piper, death bad, life good.
Paige: Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job.
the blonde sisters gasp
Mabel: How dare you!
Mabel blows up the doors
Piper: Run!

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Phoebe: I was under a spell. Evil.
Paige: Evil? You were blonde!

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Piper: Wow, you really know your stuff.
Paige: Well, I learned from the best. I learned from you.
Piper: Thank you, Whitney Houston. Do I sock you in the face now?

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Phoebe: Piper, just so you know, I may have to flee the country, but just for a little while. And I will call you, okay.
Piper: Oh, no you don't, Missy. There will be no fleeing the country until you clean up after yourself.
Phoebe: No-no-no-no-no, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm possessed.
Piper: That is not an excuse!

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Phoebe: to Spencer Ricks You know what? You're a turkey! And turkeys don't write columns.
she throws the potion at Spencer and he turns into a turkey
Phoebe: But they do make delicious dinners!

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Piper and Leo hear a turkey gobble and look to see Phoebe getting out of her car carrying the turkey
Phoebe: A little help here.
Piper: What are you doing with that thing?
Phoebe: Well, first I'm gonna kill it and then I'm gonna stuff it.
Piper: You are not bringing that filthy fowl in the house.
Phoebe: Yes, I am. Thanksgiving's early this year.

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Piper blows Leo up as he tries to walk inside the manor. He reappears.

Leo Wyatt: What'd you do that for?!

Piper: Like hell you were coming in my house with those muddy shoes.

Phoebe: We're not demon hunting. We're going to lunch.
Chris: Hey. I am not unreasonable. You can hunt demons after lunch.

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Chris: I was just wondering how it went with the doctor.
Piper: Well, you'll be happy to know that you're a boy.
holds up ultrasound picture
Chris: That's not what I meant.
Paige: looking at picture I don't see it.
Piper: Oh, see, it's this little thing right here...
points
Chris: Whoa!
grabs ultrasound
Chris: Excuse me! Do you mind? Looks at it confusedly, not seeing 'it' either.

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Leo: What are you doing?
Piper: I'm replacing the roof. It was just too dirty.

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Paige: Oh my goodness. I tongued a student.

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Piper: See what I mean? We have bigger, naked breasts to worry about.
Phoebe: Paige has her naked breasts to worry about and I've got yours.

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Prue: Cop, witch. It's not a love connection.
Phoebe: Boy, girl. Lighten up.

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Phoebe: Are you making spaghetti sauce?
Piper: No, that's demon blood.

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Paige: Stop yelling at death!

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Piper: What are we gonna do?
Leo: What we always do.
Piper: Talk about it later.

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Leo: Dammit!
Paige: Are Elders even allowed to swear?
Leo: No, but fathers are.

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Piper: How can you be so evil?
Cole: It's a gift.

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Cole: to Phoebe We're hardly typical. I proposed to you under a hail of demon goo, and you accepted while I was bleeding to death.

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Prue: Where's Piper?
Leo: Upstairs, recovering from what happened at the office.
Prue: Why? What happened?
Leo: She... sort of... blew some of it up.

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Cole: knocking is heard but no one answers and Cole appears in the manor; Phoebe gives him a look What? I... I knocked.

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Phoebe: about Cole He's soul-searching... or off searching for a soul.

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Bacarra: I'm Bacarra, I've come here from the future.
Cole: ...Well, I can't say I've heard that before.

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Piper: Are you going to help or are you just going to ramble?
Paige: I'm just going to ramble!

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Jason Dean: inviting Phoebe to dinner Do you like Chinese?
Phoebe pauses for a second
Jason Dean: Food, not people.

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Piper: I think I know how to find the demon...
a stranger gives her a look
Piper: -stration. Demonstration.
indicates Paige
Piper: She knows what I'm talking about.

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Leo Wyatt: to Wyatt, right after Grams has left the room Now you know why we don't summon her more often.

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Piper: Paige! There will be no talk of testicle-orbing in front of the baby!
Leo: Or his father.

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Paige: Call me butter, 'cause I'm on a roll.

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Drake Robin: The point is, Leo and Piper's love, it's epic, it's massive. It's Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, Brad and Jennifer.
Paige: All tragedies, I might add.

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Angel of Destiny: We Angels of Destiny only intervene in extreme circumstances.
Angel of Destiny: slightly excited Mozart age 7, Michelangelo, Albert Einstein
Angel of Destiny: Disappointed ... Britney Spears

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after Leo telling her he might not be around when the boys are older
Piper: Is that why you didn't want to go around the world in 80 orbs?

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Paige: You call that a rah, rah speech? You are supposed to be cheering her up, not pushing her off the edge!

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Piper: I don't need to take a deep breath! I need to find my husband!

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Drake Robin: Don't worry, love will conquer all!

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Piper: I thought ghosts could go anywhere they wanted!
Cole: You are not a ghost, you are inbetween.

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after watching Piper freeze a cop
Phoebe: What a cool power, I hate her.

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Leo: talking about making a costume for Wyatt's school play You wanted a normal life, remember?
Piper: at the book, willing to conjure a costume Look, that was before I realized our son was going to be humiliated in front of his entire class!
Billie Jenkins: Happened to me all the time. Only made me stronger.
Piper: And shut it!

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Darryl: Okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it?

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Random Quotes From the first Episode of Charmed 'Something Wicca This Way Comes'

Piper Halliwell: It doesn't matter because nothing happened... Right, Phoebe?... when you did the incantation?
Phoebe Halliwell: Well, my head spun around, and I vomited split pea soup. How should I know?

Piper Halliwell: This? Do what this?
Phoebe Halliwell: Receive our powers.
Piper Halliwell: What powers? Wait. Our powers? You included me in this?
Prue Halliwell: No, she included all of us. Bring your powers to we sisters three. It's a book of witchcraft.

Piper Halliwell: You're up early.
Phoebe Halliwell: I never went to sleep.
Piper Halliwell: Don't tell me you put on a black conical hat and spent the night flying around the neighborhood on a broomstick.
Phoebe Halliwell: The only broom I've ever had was kept in a closet beside a mop.

Phoebe Halliwell: Hear now the words of the witches, the secrets we hid in the night. The oldest of gods are invoked here. Great work of magic is sought. In this night and in this hour, I call upon the ancient power. Bring your powers to we sisters three. We want the power. Give us the power.

Phoebe Halliwell: I'm not afraid of our powers. I mean, everyone inherits something from their family, right?
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, money, antiques, a strong disposition. That's what normal people inherit.

Prue Halliwell: Phoebe, I do not have special powers. Now where is the cream?
cream moves down counter
Phoebe Halliwell: Really? That looks pretty special to me.
Prue Halliwell: Oh, my God! So I can move things with my mind?
Phoebe Halliwell: With how much you hold inside you should be a lethal weapon by now.
Prue Halliwell: I don't believe it!
Phoebe Halliwell: This must mean that Piper can freeze time.
Prue downs Phoebe's drink
Phoebe Halliwell: Are you ok?
Prue Halliwell: No, I'm not O.K! You've turned me into a witch!
Phoebe Halliwell: You were born one. We all were. And I think we better start learning to deal with that.

Piper Halliwell: That was Andy. I told you I heard a man's voice. What did he want?
Prue Halliwell: He asked me out.
Piper Halliwell: And you said?
Prue Halliwell: Well, I started to say yes, but then I stopped. I wondered if I could date. I mean, do witches date?
Piper Halliwell: Not only do they date, but they usually get the best guys.
Prue Halliwell: You two won't be laughing when this happens to you. Believe me, everything'll be different now.
Phoebe Halliwell: Well, at least our lives won't be boring!
Prue Halliwell: But they'll never be the same.
Phoebe Halliwell: And this is a bad thing?
Prue Halliwell: No, but it could be a big problem.
Piper Halliwell: Prue's right. What are we going to do?
Phoebe Halliwell: What can't we do?
Prue Halliwell: We are going to be careful. We're going to be wise. And we're going to stick together.
Piper Halliwell: This should be interesting.
the sisters walk into the Manor and Prue magically closes the door

Piper Halliwell: You know how we've been talking about what to do with that spare room? I think you're right. We do need a roommate.
Prue Halliwell: Well, we could rent out the room at a reduced rate in exchange for help around the house.
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe's good with a wrench.
Prue Halliwell: Phoebe lives in New York.
Piper Halliwell: Not anymore.
Prue Halliwell: What?
Piper Halliwell: She left New York. She's moving back in with us.
Prue Halliwell: You've got to be kidding.
Piper Halliwell: Well, I could hardly say no. It's her house, too. It was willed to all of us.
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, months ago and we haven't seen or spoken to her since.
Piper Halliwell: Well, you haven't spoken to her.
Prue Halliwell: No, I haven't. Look, maybe you've forgotten why I'm so mad at her.
Piper Halliwell: No, of course not, but she had nowhere else to go. She lost her job, she's in debt.
Prue Halliwell: And this is news? How long have you known about this anyway?
Piper Halliwell: A couple of days. Maybe a week... or two.
Prue Halliwell: Thanks for sharing. When does she arrive?
Phoebe Halliwell: Surprise! I found the hide-a-key.

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Bones Quotes:

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Don't you have work to do?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Don't you?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Right, Right

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: said frequently, whenever confronted with pop culture references I don't know what that means.

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Random People: frequently after Dr. Brennan's comments Where did you find her?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: In the museum.

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Dr. Jack Hodgins: after figuring something important out King of the lab!

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Angela Montenegro: Things in a toilet bowel should not move.

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repeated line
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I don't know what that means.

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repeated line
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Don't call me "Bones".

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: I'm not going to declare this a murder so you can shake things up.

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Dr. Lance Sweets: What part of your head did you hit?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: The part above my shoulders.

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Special Agent Seeley Booth: I need subtitles walking in here

Buffy Quotes

repeated line
Faith: Five by five.

Buffy Summers: What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike: pause Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch.

Harmony Kendall: to Spike No threesomes unless it's boy, boy, girl, or Charlize Theron.

Rupert Giles: No vampires transporting boxes?
Xander Harris: No, but a four-hundred-pound wino offered to wash my hair.

Andrew Wells: Get out of my brain!

Buffy Summers: I just get messed sometimes. I wish we were regular kids.
Angel: I'll never be a kid.
Buffy Summers: All right, a regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend.

Willow Rosenberg: It is kind of novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever, although you'll still get wrinkly and die... and oh, what about the children? I'll be quiet now

Xander Harris: Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You. Angel. Big. Smoochies?
Buffy Summers: Shut. Up.