Hey-o! Welcome to Lorca the Great's page!

Ze facts o-life

Pen Name: Lorca the Great. Why? Because I'm awesome like that.

Age: 22

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Lesbian, yo! (And I like yaoi... How that works, I don't even know.)

(Sheesh, I feel like I'm signing up for eHarmony or something dorky like that)

Likes: Writing (duh), drawing and being generally artsy, reading fanfictions (AkuRoku FTW!), driving in my car and singing along to my music even though people look at me weird because it looks like I'm talking to myself, and... erm... cookies. And pie. And chocolate pudding.

Dislikes: Homophobes, the stuff under my nails, having sand/dirt on my feet when I walk on hardwood floors (eeeyuck!) and flan (y'know, that funky eggy weird stuff you get at Mexican restaurants).

About Me: I've been writing ever since I can remember. I started my first novel (which never was finished, sadly) in my high school freshman year and my second (which actually is finished and in need of major editing) I started sometime sophomore year and completed about a year later. And I started another in mid-2007 that has been on hiatus for quite some time. I am very spotty in my writing. I have like these huge bouts of inspiration, and then it is dead for a few weeks until it decides to grace me with its presence again.
I am currently attending Humboldt State University in California as a Psychology major with minors in Art and Multicultural Queer Studies.
What else can I bore people with? Ah, I'll add some more junk later. But seeing as how I am so lazy, that may not happen. Oh well!

Favorite Movies: RENT, The Producers ("My brain is exploding!" - from the outtakes), The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Titanic (I cry EVERY TIME), Ferngully (because Pips and Zak are SO slashable), Ever After, The Matrix trilogy, Phantom of the Opera, Hairspray, Little Miss Sunshine (Part of it was filmed in my hometown!), Free Willy, Amalie, and Smallville even though it's technically a TV show (Mmm... Lex and Clark SO need to get together. Seriously, they have chemistry AND the whole love/hate thing going.) And yes, I do like to make odd slash pairings when I watch movies. It's very fun.

Oh, and I call plot bunnies plot bricks, because when they hit it's more like Kerthwam "Oh, SHIT" and not "Ohh, fluffy, me want to touch!" And because of the fact that they grind at my mind until they force their way onto paper, and even then it still keeps on beating me up. Not like a bunny. Bunnies are soft and pretty and although they are nice to snorgle, they don't get the job done. And thus, it is called a plot brick.

Hope you enjoy my writings!

My FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/590864/

My DeviantArt: http://dragonqueen890.deviantart.com/

Pictures of my Axel figurine: http://dragonqueen890.deviantart.com/art/Axel-in-Action-76291751
His Roxas is currently in his pants. DDD

Pageviews chronicles:

1. http://dragonqueen890.deviantart.com/art/1337-pageviews-77051307

2. http://dragonqueen890.deviantart.com/art/8113-79463327

3. http://img70.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1984wb7.jpg

Photo Comic by THEE one and only: (Because I'm a dork and I got my Roxas action figure)

What SHOULD have happened in front of the Usual Spot in KHII. (Read from RIGHT to LEFT - Japanese style)

Page 1, Page 2, Page 3, Page 4, Page 5, Page 6, Page 7, Page 8, Page 9.

Fan Art: By me because I'm cool like that.

Fireworks of Fate: http://dragonqueen890.deviantart.com/art/Fireworks-of-Fate-Axel-93732723

Chapter 10, Just Business: http://dragonqueen890.deviantart.com/art/I-wanted-to-feel-97942283

I was born on the day of Lexaeus

in the month of Larxene

in the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Axel, Demyx,

I am Luxord + Marluxia years old. I am also Roxas + Axel (HELL FUCKING YES) years old.

My favorite number is Zexion.

My lucky number is also Zexion.

I drink Xemnas cups of coffee a day.

I graduated high school in Xigbar dusk dusk Axel

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If you refuse to copy and paste things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (aha, I'm such a dork)

Current Project (s):

-Untouchable- Plot brick oneshot. AkuRoku. Status: In progress/indefinite hiatus.

Oh yeah, and I'm videotaping the AkuRoku sim-ness. So expect that footage in the near future.

EDIT: It's the near future. Go watch the dorkyness!! = Real men fight in their briefs.