Random Funny Stuff
NOTE: I am not held responsible for anyone who goes deceased from me and my friends making our selves look like idiots. If you unfortunately make your self laugh to hard and die, and than thats just fan-efron-tastic for you. Other symptoms may occur while reading the following sections. They include:
Laughing hysterically
Hyperventilating
Involuntary screaming
Spontaneously falling out of chairs
Crying
Blowing up/ Exploding
Overloading
Wondering why we are such retards
Any further questions? Nope? Alright, lets get on with this than.
WAIT! One more thing. My awesome bffl (well one of my awesome bffls, I have a lot!)Taylor, now has her own fanfiction account! she is zacsmine95, and right now has a story out for Inuyasha (totally not interested in Inuyasha myself though, as you see in her author's note lol) so go check it out. If you like Inuyasha and don't check it out, I'll dent your face...LOL jk...or am I?
Haha one more thing, me and my friends made a website about David Archuleta cuz were cool like that!!
dang-it.tk
In Honor of Stupid People (Like me and my friends...or is it my friends and I? Well I really don't care)
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hair dryer--Do no use while sleeping (Gosh, and that's the ONLY time I get to work on my hair)
On a bag of Fritos-- You could be a winner! Details inside, no purchase necessary (The shop lifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap-- Directions: Use like regular soap (and that would be how...?)
On Swanson frozen dinners-- Serving suggestion: Defrost (but, it's 'just' a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom)--Do not turn upside down (Just a tad late for that, don't you think?)
On Mark's & Spencer's Bread Pudding-- Product will be hot after heating (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowena iron--Do not iron clothes on body (Oh c'mon! that would save me a BOATLOAD of time)
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine-- Do not drive cars or operate machinery after taking this medication (We would do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those dang 5 year olds with head-colds off the dang fork lift!)
On Nytol Sleeping Aid--Warning: May cause drowsiness (3 words...NO.FREAKING.DUH. And I would be taking that because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights--For indoor and outdoor use only (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese Food Processor-- Not to be used for any other use (What the...? I'm a little curious, someone help me out on this, what is this other use we can't use it for?!)
On Sainsbury's peanuts-- Warning: contains nuts (oh gosh, I would have NEVER figured that one out, talk about a news flash)
On a package of American Airlines nuts-- Directions: open package, eat nuts (ooo wait I know step 3: fly Delta)
On a child's Superman costume-- Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (Alright don't blame the company, I say blame the parents for this one)
On a Swedish chainsaw-- Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or other parts of body (1st thing: how stupid do you hafta be to stop a chainsaw with your hands?! 2nd thing: Other parts of body...oh boy, I wonder what else you would stop it with...hm...never mind, I'm going to a point of no return, carry on...)
Now that you've smiled at least once (or you were the reason they put these labels on things, congratulations! You've made 'The World's dumbest people list, take your spot in between Paris Hilton and whoever invented the ice cream truck song that now bugs the heck out of me), it's time to spread the stupidity...oh boy
Alright, so I was on the American Idol forums (In David Archuleta's folder, of course. I visit the Cook forums if I have news about Radio Disney top 30 countdown or if I'm bored) clicking on some posts and I found an EXTREMELY cute conversation a fan had with David A. They had met him during tour, but right now David is on vocal rest so he couldn't talk...oh boy... and BTW 'C' stands for the fan's name and 'D' stands for David.
C: David! I heard 'Crush' David's first single is coming out on August 11th! I'm excited, that's awesome!
D: (smiles, than back tracks, mouths) Where did you hear that?
C: Sorry, what?
D: (mouths) Where did you hear that?
C: I'm really sorry, what?
D: (whispers) Where did you hear that?
C: Oh! Ah, I read about it on some website! It said 'Crush' was being released on August 11th & your CD is being released on November 4th!
D: (mouths) Oh really? I hope you guys like it! I never know about any of this stuff, people never tell me anything!
C: Aww, that's too bad! Well everyone's excited!
D: (Giggles, mouths) that's great!
LOL xD
(Math class, just got a worksheet)
Kelly-(writing her name but suddenly stops) Can i have a new work sheet? I spelled my name wrong
Class-(starts laughing)
Mr.Camerano-Umm i think that was something you should have kept to yourself
(Me and my BFFL Shannon S. IMing each other)
Shannon: I'm coming to your house
Me: Whaat?!
Shannon: I'm in your kitchen! I'm bringing a knife downstairs to your bedroom!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Shannon:...to cut my waffles!
Me: AHHH--wait, LOL xD
(Bored at a sleepover)
Taylor- Alright Rebecca we have to buckle down and thunk (our alternative of think)
Me- But thunking(thinking) makes my head hurt
Taylor- I know but we have t- OOOO! TAMAGATCHI! (picks up tamagatchi, a little Japenese toy)
Me- Ta-taylor
Taylor- wha- oh yeah, what are we doing?
Me- Thunking
Taylor- But thunking makes my head hurt!
Me- I know but- wait, haven't we been through this already?
Taylor- Maybe...OW! all this thunking is making my head hurt!
(me and Taylor IMing Each other. I'm CM913 and she's TiNk927)
CM913:(reading Taylor's status message) Who called you ugly? (ready to do some butt kicking)
TiNk927: Kaitlyn did, remember? I thought i told you this
CM913:Oh yeah...
TiNk927: You gonna kick her butt?
CM913:EFRON YEAH! Wanna help?
TiNk927: LOL nah...I wanna watch!
CM913: K Than...
(Phone conversation between Me and Taylor)
Taylor: Butt, meet couch, I'm sure you two have already met
Me:(starts laughing) That's good to know Tay
Taylor:Yeah, I say that before i sit down on my bed also. I'm like "Bed, meet Butt, I'm sure you two have already met"
Me:Yeah...or "Zac Efron poster, meet lips, I'm sure you two have already met"
Taylor: NO WAIT! OR (snickers) "Nikki (Blonsky... you all know how much i hate her and Zikki oh so much that its not even funny) meet dagger, I'm sure you two have already met!" (bursts out laughing)
Me:(starts laughing hysterically)
Taylor: And she would be like "No I haven't" and I would be like "Well now you have! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!" Oh yeah cuz that's what she gets for making out with our man (Zac)!
Me: Right on Taylor, Right on
(Taylor, in Home and Careers)
Random girl (I forgot her name): Tom, why do you have an ear on your banner? (We make banners that sorta look like pennants and they have pictures of things you love. Mine had Zac Efron and puppies LOL)
Tom (Dude that Taylor likes, and oh yes it is true, she says she's 'JUST Friends' but I know she wants to be more): Cuz I'm weird
Class: (starts laughing)
(At select chorus rehearsal)
Mr. Levenson (chorus teacher)- Alright, let's do 'Build Me up Buttercup'
Me and Taylor- Yay!
Mr. Levenson- Alright during the introduction you guys can snap if you want. (starts playing piano introduction, me and Taylor start snapping to the beat. Mr. Levenson stops)
Me- What?
Mr. Levenson- If your going to snap, your going to have to snap at the off beat
Taylor-What the heck is an off beat (Taylor is musically challenged, unlike moi)
Me- Okay so like this? (starts snapping)
Mr. Levenson- Yeah.. Okay let's try this again (Starts playing piano introduction, me and Taylor start snapping but Hollie (one of my other friends) starts snapping about twice as fast)
Me- YOUR SNAPPING TOO FAST! (Hollie stares at me)
Mr. Levenson- Listen to the drummer... (LOL I'm a percussionist)
(Another Select Chorus Rehearsal)
Hollie- Alright so I thought during- (gets cut off)
Me- HOLLIE HAD A THOUGHT!?
Me and Taylor- OMG!!
Hollie- (glares at us)
(Another Chat session between me and Taylor)
TiNk927- I'm going to write a fanfiction story about a comic I'm reading called the Black Blood Alliance.
CM913- I pity anyone who has to read your stories.
TiNk927- Oh go die a bloody death
CM913- Oh I love you too Taylor
TiNk927- I hate you too Steve (Me, LONG STORY LOL)
CM913- Hmm, there's so much love going on in this chat
(Practicing stuff for chorus during lunch)
Mr. Levenson- (writing me a note for my teacher) 4/29 Ms. Belesi, please excuse Rebecca S from the 1st 15 minutes of class of English on Wednesday, 4th period. She is performing a percussion solo with the 8th grade chorus at their concert on Thursday. I appologize-
Me- (stops him than and there) Did you put two p's in 'apologize'? (his hand writing his very messy)
Mr. Levenson- Yeah...why?
Me- Apologize has one 'p' in it!
Mr. Levenson- It does?
Me- Yeah!
Taylor- does it really matter?
Mr. Levenson- Wait a second, I'm sending this to an English teacher. I think it should be right (writes two words on the board, 'apologize' and than 'appologize')
Me- (points to 'apologize') See? It has one 'p'!
Mr. Levenson- You're right...hey, I have pretty good grammar!
Me- Yeah but your spelling sucks...
(still practicing at lunch)
Taylor- Yeah, I got attacked by a volleyball net pole!
Me- Yeah, Taylor has a habit of getting hurt by inadament objects.
Taylor- Yeah! i tripped over my baby cousin's carrier, while carrying my cousin, and my ankle got caught on the the coffee table! So I made sure he didn't get hurt and people are like 'OMG! IS VINCENT OKAY!?" and I'm crying and say "Yeah he' okay!" and than they are like "OMG TAYLOR! ARE YOU OKAY!"
Me- Yeah, when she told me that story I said if i was there i would have caught her.
Mr. Lev (tired of typing out his whole name, Mr. Lev and Mr. Levenson are the same people)- Aww
Me- (goes over and hugs Taylor) Yeah but than if i fell too I would have been fairly pissed off. (people laugh)
Hollie- Yeah, and than I would have to catch you guys
Me- I think we would have all fell by than (people laugh again)
Hollie- Yeah, it would be like 'Weee!' (makes a twirling motion with her finger)
Me- No I don't think it would be a 'Wee!!" but more of an 'Oh crap!!' (makes same motion)
Taylor- Yeah probably
(IMing Karah)
Me- (listening to mp3 player) Yay, Seasons of Love American Idol Season 7 style! Even though he David Archuleta messed up his solo, I still love him
Karah- LOL
Me-...Though he had 10 words to sing and he screwed them up... Real lyrics: 'The bridges he burned, or the way that she died', he sang 'The bridges she burned, or the times that she died'
Karah- 'Times that she died' xD
Me- David, hun, ya can only die once!
Karah- haha, except Jesus...who died...came back...died again...and came back as David Archuleta! :-
Me- LOL xD I hafta put that on my profile
(The funniest chat room between Me, Mike and another one of my friends, Karah. Note: Mike gets pretty pissed off when you call him gay, but we all do it anyway :-)
Me: I love the song ‘Angels’ with David Archuleta
Karah: lettuce flavored condoms (LOL inside joke)
Me: LOL
Me: don't make me laugh, I'm singing
Karah: mikes probably like "WTH!" (What the hell)
Mike: BEEP BEEP (Bad words, watch your mouth Mike!) IS WHAT IT MEANS
Me: calm down, what r u P.M.S.ing or something?
Mike: NO U R
Karah: if mikes gay he DOES PMS
Me: nice try buddy, I could tell you...
Mike: NO IM NOT GAY
Me: no not that
Me: LOL Karah that's true, if you think Mike is P.M.S.ing raise your hand (raises hand)
Karah: (raises) ooh ohh! mee! me! Me!
Mike: IM NOT GAY & IM NOT P.M.S.ING
Me: do you even know what were talking about?
Mike: YES
Me: ...than explain my gay friend
Karah: this is so freaking funnyy
Me: hell yeah, watch Mike actually knows, LOL xD rofl
Mike: I M NOT GAY AND IT IS WHEN U HAVE LIKE A 100 DIFRENT EMOTHIPONS AND THEY CHANG VERY FAST
Karah: but WHY
Me: WTF are Emothipons?
Karah: do those emotions
Karah: change fast
Karah: xD
Me: it's like emotions and tampons mixed together LOL
Karah: LMAO
Karah: thaat made my day
Karah: im putting that on my pro now
Me: Me too
(Sitting on the couch, talking with my cousin Alex about soda)
Alex: Yeah we got Cream Soda, Orange Soda and Grape soda. I like cream soda and Julie (other cousin) likes orange soda.
Me: I like grape soda.
Alex: Yeah, I don't really like grape soda. Trevor (another cousin) likes grape soda
Me:...Oh my gosh, I totally thought you said 'Trevor likes rape soda'!
Alex: WHAT? (both of us start laughing)
(I had totally spaced on that last one, LOL)
(This is Taylor and Sean talking about me, I was actually a little scared about this one)
Taylor:Did you know that Becca calls you her 'Hug whore'(lol,long story)?
Sean:Haha...yeah
Taylor:Did you know she has it in big letters at the top of her aim profile(I actually do, LOL)?
Sean:Um...no
Taylor:Well, it's true
Sean:Oh, crap
(Random select chorus rehearsal...there is seven of us: Me, Taylor, Karah, Mike, Hollie, Angela another one of my friends, and than we need supervision the six of us together could do anything and everything so Mr. Lev is there too)
Taylor- Hey Mr. Lev, do you know what Melissa random girl from Home and Careers said about my home and careers group?
Mr. Lev- Wait, who's in your Home and Careers group?
Taylor- Me, Tom L (kid Taylor likes, who also talks to me excessively in math class), Sean C (Kid above in which I call my hug whore), Sean L (This kid doesn't have a forehead, he has a FIVEhead, haha aigf all in good fun), and Yonoldy (Italian, really tall kid...anyone is really tall to me, I'm five one and a half)...now do you wanna hear what Melissa thought my home and careers group is like?
Mr. Lev- (I bet he REALLY thinks this one over)...Hell's Kitchen?
Everyone- (laughs)
Taylor- No... but very close
(Same rehearsal)
Karah- (talking about my ceiling for some strange reason, my bedroom is not that tall, I'm five one and half, and I can touch it easily without standing on my tippy-toes) Yeah, her ceiling is very short...I was putting David Archuleta pictures on here ceiling above her bed, and I didn't even hafta stand up...
Mr. Lev- Whoa, wait...you have David Archuleta pictures on your ceiling?
Me- Yes, yes i do, and I'm proud of it DANG IT!
(Talking about what Mr. Lev wrote in my year book)
(Wait, this is what he wrote- Rebecca, To my favorite honorary chorus singer/percussionist/select chorus, Thanks so much for everything you have done this year!-Mr. Lev)
Me- (reading it) ...am I really your favorite?
Mr. Lev-...Well you're the ONLY honorary chorus singer/percussionist/select chorus person I've had, but yes, you are my favorite
Me- Haha, well okay than, I'll take it
(This was at lunch, but he signed it in the morning...here is me and Taylor trying to read his illegible hand writing)
Taylor- (attempting to read it)...To my favorite harmony...?
Me- NO it's honorary, but I thought it was harmony too the first time I read it
Taylor- Ohhhh... I can't read this...
Me- I can, I must have super powers or something
Taylor- Mr. Lev, we're making fun of your hand writing
Mr. Lev- That's horrible (Naw, he's not mad at us, he knew we were kidding around)
(Angela and Me IMing each other)
Me: (talking about how the outfit Joe Jonas wore during Final Jam in Camp Rock and David Archuleta wore during Top 5 week look the same) See, they are identical, except David's not wearing skinny jeans, dang it!
Angela: David would look sexy wearing skinny jeans lol
Me: I know we should make him wear skinny jeans
Angela: Yup, he'd look super sexy
Me: We hafta find his designer... "You, put skinny jeans on David Archuleta today" "Uh but-" "NO BUTS! THE ONLY BUTT I WANNA SEE IS DAVID'S IN SKINNY JEANS, CAPISCHE (UNDERSTAND)?"
Angela: LOL that would definitely work
THE ADVENTURES IN MYSTIC, CONNECTICUT... NOTE: MYSTIC DOES STRANGE STUFF TO ME AND MY FRIENDS
(We're on the bus. We have a coach bus and there's and handle on the back of the head rest of each seat.)
Me- (leans down to pick up my small, drawstring back pack, and hits my head on the handle on the back of the seat in front of me.) Owwww!! (leans up and rubs head whilst giggling)
Taylor- (giggling, for having watching the whole thing unfold from the seat across the aisle,Karah had to be a retard and switch seats, so Taylor would have been sitting next to me but NO cuz Karah's an idiot...haha love ya too Karah no homo) They obviously did not Rebeca-proof the buses...!
Me- Obviously not (keeps rubbing head)
MORE TO COME, IF TAYLOR WOULD GET HER ASS ON THE COMPUTER!
David Archuleta's funny pick up line:
"Do you like water?"
"Yes...?"
"Than you like 70 percent of my body"
IT IS NOW TIME FOR A RANDOM THOUGHT FROM MY BFF TAYLOR! THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM I AM NOT HELD RESPONIBLE IF YOU GUYS ACTUALLY DIE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
"Okay, I was thinking of Zac (Efron) eating pudding and he thinks "Mmmmm pudding" and than he finds a crayon in his pudding and is like "OMZ! CRAYONS!"
Vocabulary words you will hear from me
OMZ- Oh my Zac, an alternative to Oh my god or oh my gosh
OMJ- Oh my Jonas, another alternative to oh my god or oh my gosh, or it could be I just spelled OMG wrong
Efron- I usually use it in a review as a curse word.Like "HOLY EFRON!" or "OH MY EFRON GOD" which brings our next word
OMEG- Acronym for "Oh my efron god"
OMD-meaning 'Oh My David', referring to David Archuleta
WTD-meaning 'What the David?!', usually used in appropriate 'What the heck?!' situations
No sh!t, sherlock- Used as a sarcastic remark when someone states the obvious.
BFFLAEEAAUWD- An incredibly long acronym that stands for "Best Friends For Life And Ever Ever After And Until We Die" so just take all the capital letters and you get the term BFFLAEEAAUWD
More to come
Favorite quotes from various stories
"It was then that Troy and his team had declared war and decided the following week they would have to teach the knights a lesson: Payback's a bitch."- Don't Say a Word by HisDelilah
"Without warning, without any real reason, Troy Bolton's brilliant blue eyes would never see color, sunsets, Gabriella Montez-or anything again." Times Are Changing by Audrey K
"No sh!t sherlock." Flipped by Audrey K
“Thank you,” Lucille replied gratefully as the nurse hurried off and she turned her attention back to Troy. “Oh honey,” she said softly, rubbing his back. She was feeling so heartbroken and scared herself right now – she couldn’t even begin to imagine how her son was feeling.
“I can’t lose her, Mom. Oh god...I can’t...she can’t...” Troy broke down, he was absolutely inconsolable. “God, Mom – I love her so, so much...I...I...”
Lucille was crying too now. “I know baby, I know. She is very special to all of us, but you have to believe in Gabriella – she’s a fighter. We just have to pray with everything we have that she has the strength to get through this.”
“I love her, Mom. I love her...” Troy repeated, over and over as Lucille rocked him back and forth.
“Shhhh,” she soothed, just as she could recall doing when he was a tiny baby. “Shhhh.”- Amazing Grace by CJ.xox.Dancerella
"I wish the world were made of chocolate—”
“Yeah, me too.”
“Yeah, then we could just eat our way out of the hospital.”
“Yeah, or when we were at the Hilton, we could’ve just eaten the bomb.”
“Or, once we find Butch, we can just eat him instead of killing him.”
“Yeah, and if we get stuck in this air-conditioning vent and no one comes to rescue us and we’re starving to death, I can just eat you guys.”
“It’s so nice to know where your loyalties lie, Sharpay.”- Live and Let Spy by somewhereonlyiknow co-written with hollybaggins
“Chad, don't let Gabriella go. You do, and I will hunt you down and kill you.”- My Gabriella, My Angel by zanessatroyella4evr620 (NOTE: If you are going to read this story, you have to read Online Love first, because this is the sequel to that story. It's by the same author DUH)
“DON'T TOUCH MY GABRIELLA!! IF YOU EVEN LAY A HAND ON HER I SWEAR THAT YOU WON'T EVER BE ALLOWED IN NORTH AMERICA AGAIN!”- My Gabriella, My Angel by zanessatroyella4evr620
“Then how come you whined your entire way through Hairspray?!”
“Because that movie was lame.”- Flipped by Audrey K
'"Hello?"Gabriella was breathing hard...omg ewww!
"Gabi, your on speaker phone."I said and she didn't seem to stop what she was doing. ew...
"Sharpay hold on!...Jamie! Get back here with Daddy's keys! Jamie Alexander Bolton Now!!Troy!! No! Jamie's got your keys. Yes the ones with the spongebob key chain."I giggled at that as well as my class. "No Troy. Yes Troy. Maybe Troy."
"Why are you saying Troy so much?"I heard him ask in the background. I was holding in my laughter.
"Because that's your name you dork."she said. I laughed.
"Well then, Gabriella.Gabriella. Gabriella. Gabriella.Gabri--OWWW!!"he shouted. My class including me were laughing.
"Mommy no hit Daddy!"Jamie shouted. I laughed even harder.
"Fine! Gang up on mommy!"I heard Gabriella say.
"That's right! Come Jamie! We must go see Uncle Chad."Troy said trying to act proper.
"Troy!"Gabriella said on the other line.
"Gabs, I'll get it."he said.
"Remember the--"she was cut off.
"I know I know."Troy started saying and then spoke again but with Jamie this time in unison." Chocolate ice cream, with banana's, strawberries, whipped cream and a whole lot of love!"I laughed.
"Bye boys!"she said we heard a door slam. I heard her shuffle around and pick up the phone.'(Sharpay's point of view and btw, Jamie is their (Troyella's) child Breathe by missefron15
“I’ll see her, woman! But if she kills me through those hormones of hers, I’m coming back to haunt you!”- Broken by hollybaggins
“He...is...sooo lucky he’s my brother...” Dylan growled through clenched teeth as he sat on the chair with his sleeve rolled up to his shoulder and a nurse standing beside him with a giant needle in her hands.
“So you’re saying that you wouldn’t donate blood if he wasn’t related to you?” Ashley raised an eyebrow.
“Yup.” Dylan answered flatly.
“Okay Dylan,” the blonde nurse said sweetly. “This will only take a few minutes. I just need you to relax and don’t tense. We’ll just pierce your muscle then.”
“God, I hate needles...”
“Oh, just grow up and be a big boy.” Vanessa rolled her eyes.
“Do you need me to hold your hand sweetie?” Starla joked, trying not to laugh.
Dylan glared hard at her and seethed “I’m 16, not 6. I’d rather have Jessica Alba hold my hand than my mom.”
“Here we go.”
“Mommy...”- Slammed and Crushed by BlackBeauty613
"Afrosrule482(Chad): well I need to talk to troy
Twinkletowne906(Kelsi): and I need to get a hold of Jason…he’s out again! I just don’t see where he’d be!!
Afrosrule482: maybe at Chuckie ‘E’ Cheese?
Twinkletowne906: no… he went there yesterday… he got kicked out… he got stuck in the slide again
Afrosrule482: that’s our Jason!!
Twinkletowne906: well ‘our jason’ is about to become ‘your jason’ if he doesn’t pay any attention to our relationship!
Afrosrule482: o… well im gonna go" Instant Message Troubles by little.miss.sarcasm
(I recommend all the stories listed above!! Forever and Ever!!)
If you wanted David Archuleta to win American Idol really badly, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever bursted into random song in public and didn't care who was watching, copy and paste this to you profile
You're my best friend
U Cry, I Cry
U Laugh, I laugh
U jump off a bridge,see ya later DUMB A! lol put this on you pro if you think its funny
If you know in your heart Troy and Gabriella belong together always, copy and paste this on you profile
If David Archuleta told us it was uncool to breathe, me and my friends would be...goners... put this on your pro i fyou would be too
If you just can't take it anymore and want to fast forward to October 2008 for High School Musical 3 to come out, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you screamed 'FINALLY!!' or anything else along the lines of that while watching HSM2 for the first time when Troyella kissed, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you just about died from laughing so hard when Zac did the Booty Dance during the HSM2 bloopers, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have more than 5 copy and paste its, period end of discussion than copy and paste this onto your profile
If you just couldn't type words right while you were typing so fast and got really pissed off, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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