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Author has written 60 stories for Final Fantasy: Tactics, Breath of Fire, Final Fantasy I-VI, Rurouni Kenshin, Lord of the Rings, Gundam Wing/AC, Slayers, Harry Potter, Slam Dunk, Inuyasha, Hikaru no Go, Hunter X Hunter, Prince of Tennis, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Ender's Game series, Utena, X-Men, Star Wars, and Dr. Seuss series. Note: "Life and Death Problems" used to be listed as its own story, but now it's a chapter under "Hikaru's Game." My fics appear first at my dreamwidth account. All my typoes and factual errors appear there first too, haha. I do eventually upload everything to ff.net, but it often takes a while. A hearty 'thank you' to all reviewers! I'm always happy to see one of those babies in my inbox. You guys make my day. Favorite Books/Authors: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Once and Future King, A Song of Ice and Fire, Ender's Game, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Neil Gaiman's short stories, poems and his Sandman comic, Fables, Watchmen, Peter Pan, L.M. Montgomery's Emily series, and lots of YA novels including every single Newberry Winner I've read. Yes, I know I'm too old for them, but Charlotte's Web (book and movie) can still make me cry like a baby. Favorite Games: Most (old-school) Square RPGs, especially FF4, FF6, FFT, and Secret of Mana, Disgaea, Vandal Hearts, Kartia, Lunar, Tactics Ogre, Katamari Damacy, and a weird fondness for the the GBA Fire Emblem games, Star Ocean 2, Valkyrie Profile, and the Breath of Fire series. Also enjoy playing a lot of old SNES games (Turtles in Time, Vegas Stakes, Kirby's Dream Course, SimAnt, Ys: 3) for nostalgia value, even if I wouldn't say they're favorites. Favorite Anime/Manga: Hikaru No Go, Slam Dunk, Ranma 1/2, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Rurouni Kenshin, Slayers, Hunter x Hunter, and Sailor Moon for nostalgia value. | |||||||
1. Do Not Talk to Mountains (They Talk Back)Edge tries to talk Kain off the mountain and gets an earful of nonsense. After which the story stops even trying to make sense.Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Published: 5-15-13 - Edge & Kain - Complete2. Hikaru no Go: Shorts of All Sorts » reviewsShort short Hikaru no Go ficlets, too short to be posted as their own stories. Drama and humour. Contains spoilers.Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 9-16-063. Green Eggs and SaiHow Sai persuaded Hikaru to play go, in the style of Dr. Seuss's wonderful Green Eggs and Ham.Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Published: 4-10-13 - Hikaru S. & Fujiwara no Sai - Complete4. My Girlfriend's Parents Are Monsters and That's Okay reviewsEdge meets Asura and Leviathan for the first time. They're weird, but that's okay. At least Rydia still has parents. Oh, and Cecil and Kain have major daddy issues.Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-13-13 - Edge & Rydia5. Nine Ways to Kill a Fellowship » reviewsIf the Quest to destroy the One Ring is so darn dangerous, how come hardly any of the Fellowship die? Here's what really should have happened. [On-going]Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 3-13-13 - Published: 3-13-036. Tengen Guy and Strawberry Girl » reviewsYashiro and Nase play a game, buy sandwiches, eat sandwiches. And maybe something more. Note: This was written for cryforthedream on LJ as as thank you for donating to Superstorm Sandy relief.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-6-13 - Published: 3-5-13 - K. Yashiro & A. Nase - Complete7. We Wear the Mask reviews[Spoilers] In Hikaru's dream, Sai wears a mask. The title of the story comes from the poem "We Wear the Mask" by Paul Laurence Dunbar.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-5-13 - Hikaru S. & Fujiwara no Sai - Complete8. A Tale of Two Touyas » reviewsA series of largely unrelated shortfics based on the fic title. The first line of the first shortfic is: "Touya Kouyo was not your biological father."Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-27-13 - Published: 6-13-12 - Akira T. & Hikaru S. - Complete9. Hikaru's Game » reviewsHikaru and Touya attend a school for gifted youngsters to train them for an alien invasion. A school on a space station. Seriously. Spoilers for most of HnG. Now with sequels!Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Ender's Game series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-25-12 - Published: 2-24-06 - Hikaru S. - Complete10. An Exorcism reviewsA priestess labours to exorcise a ghost on behalf of her client, a housewife in Tokyo. She does not know the ghost, nor does she care to. This fic was originally written for the tenth blind go challenge on Livejournal in September 2010.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-12 - Fujiwara no Sai11. Blind Woe » reviewsWeekly Go is celebrating its 15th Anniversary with an essay contest! The topic of the essay: an experience that changed your go. All submissions must be typed and double-spaced. A parody of the blind go challenge on Livejournal.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-7-12 - Hikaru S. & Akira T.12. Go Wars reviewsOn the planet Tokyooine, our young hero Shindou Hikaru is happily ignorant of the evil Institute and its nefarious grip on the galaxy's Go. Until one day he meets a ghost of the Old Republic... on hold Written for the fourth blind go challenge on LJ.Crossover - Star Wars & Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-7-12 - Hikaru S.13. Blind Going In reviewsTouya plays a game of go with a blind man. This fic was originally written for the first blind go challenge on Livejournal in 2006. This is a revised version.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-12 - Akira T. & Hikaru S. - Complete14. Dink in the Dark reviewsFive days of sitting a dark room on Eros would make anyone go a little crazy, so it's a good thing the Battle School kids aren't particularly sane to begin with. Featuring Dink, Petra, Crazy Tom, Shen and Vlad.Ender's Game series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-13-12 - Complete15. Anzai's School for Gifted Basketball Players"I've told you, just call me Professor A. It's my codename. Oh ho ho!" Anzai-sensei's crack team of talented young mutants occasionally saves the world, but mostly just plays basketball. Featuring characters from Shohoku and Ryonan plus Kiyota and Mikio.Crossover - X-Men & Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Published: 2-4-12 - Complete16. Poison and Paper Moths reviewsTomoe contemplates the many ways a woman can slip poison into a man. Spoilers for the Revenge Arc.Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-11 - Tomoe & Kenshin - Complete17. New Wings reviewsKogure watches the beginnings of a Shohoku without him and Akagi in it, half hopeful and half nostalgic.Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-11 - Kogure & Miyagi18. Space Opera reviewsAnthy, Utena, paths crossing. In space.Utena - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-11 - Utena & Anthy - Complete19. Ogata's Christmas Carol reviewsOgata is too grumpy for summaries. Bah humbug!Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-28-11 - S. Ogata & H. Ashiwara - Complete20. Lali Ho! Dwarves In Flying Tanks reviewsThe plot of FF4 is actually REALLY RIDICULOUS if you look at it from the dwarven point of view. Not that the dwarves notice that.Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-31-11 - Complete21. What Company We Keep reviewsKaga, meet Isumi. Isumi, meet Kaga. Hey, you remind me of someone. Kaga/Tsutsui hints, maybe Isumi/Waya hints if you squintHikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-11 - S. Isumi & T. Kaga22. Kuwabara is Dead, Long Live the Honinbou reviewsSo, what does Kuwabara do on the last day of his life?Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete23. One Thousand Candles reviewsFour years of birthdays, and not a single candle lit for Sai. Contains spoilers.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-10-07 - Complete24. Waiting for Harry reviewsRon and Hermione are waiting for Harry to get that seventh Horcrux, and so are we. Metatextual.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-18-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete25. Orbit reviews[FFIV] Kain, Cecil, Rosa, and that which lingers.Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete26. Vertigo reviewsEnder experiences a moment of vertigo as Dragon Army starts to come together.Ender's Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete27. Sock It To Me reviewsRukawa, Sakuragi, and some stinky old socks. Bad combo.Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete28. Let the Sun Be Your Guide reviewsSoujiro, Kenshin, Kenji. Sixteen years of wandering. A sunset.Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-18-07 - Soujiro & Kenshin29. THE BEST KINGDOM HEARTS 2 FIC EVER reviewsKing Mickey has some issues with how the game ended. Very mild spoilers.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete30. God Have Mercy reviewsIn his youth, Yagami Raito granted justice and peace to all the world, and for a while he was content. But when he attained the wisdom of age, he realized he must become more than a mere God of Justice. He must also become a God of Mercy.Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-16-06 - Complete31. Walking with Ghosts reviewsEvery five years, Touya sees a ghost on May 5.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 9-16-06 - Complete32. Chrysalis reviewsSailor Moon crossover. Ami wonders how Crystal Tokyo fits into Kira's world. Very vague spoilers for Death Note chapter 87 or so, and for much of Sailor Moon R.Crossover - Sailor Moon & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-16-06 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury - Complete33. Memoirs of a Go Player » reviewsThe diary of Touya Akira. That is, if Touya Akira were a crazy stalker.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 3-3-06 - Complete34. A Boy and His Ghost reviewsHikaru haunts. Akira mopes. Sai just floats.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-3-06 - Complete35. Endgame reviewsIf Echizen's tennis had been perfect to begin with, where would Tezuka be?Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-24-06 - Complete36. While You Were in the Bathroom reviewsTakes place during the York Shin arc. Leorio waits for Kurapica to put on his disguise. Yeah, you know what kind of disguise I'm talking about.Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-28-0537. Imagination reviewsExistential basketball musings, aka what makes our boys tick.Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-7-05 - Complete38. Mr Dress Up reviewsTouya shows up at the Go Institute for a match. Something is different about him. People gawk. Touya is unamused.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 6-11-05 - Complete39. The Losers Circle reviewsWaya receives an interesting proposition from an older Go player. Waya considers.Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-11-05 - Complete40. Basketball for Dummies reviewsIn which the torch of Shohoku is sort of passed on to the next generation after much violence is done. The fifth and final story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-23-05 - Complete41. Hair Today, Go Tomorrow reviewsTouya learns exactly what Shindou thinks of his haircut. [One-shot]Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 3-16-05 - Complete42. Go Fish reviewsOnly those who are playing can see into the depths." Waya, Touya, Hikaru and a lot of fishy metaphors. Yet no plot or humour whatsoever, sadly. [One-shot]Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-22-05 - Complete43. I'm Here to Help reviewsIn which Kiyota is a pest, Jin is pestered, and Maki is nowhere to be seen. The fourth story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-8-05 - Complete44. Threshold reviewsFujima's seven step program to basketball success. Watch him angst it up like a soppy teenager and wax nostalgic about his time at Shoyo. The third story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-11-04 - Complete45. Fishing reviewsStarring...Uozumi! And some guy named Sendoh. It's winter, and Uozumi's basketball dreams are dead but not forgotten. Memories, sushi, figuring out why Sendoh came to Ryonan, and more sushi. The second story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-10-04 - Complete46. Making Peace reviewsMiyagi and Mitsui discuss (argue about) the future (however uncertain) of the Shohoku basketball club (what's left of it) now that they're captain and vice-captain. But mostly they procrastinate a lot. The first story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-28-04 - Complete47. My Life as a Teenage Magical Girl reviewsKagome rants for a while about how stupidly long this stupid quest is taking while her real life passes her by. Beware of excesive use of the word "stupid." [One-shot]Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-19-04 - Complete48. Coming Home Tomorrow reviewsAfter coming home from the fight in the gym, Mitsui realizes that he's got to rebuild more than just his basketball skills. There's that whole trust thing too. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-9-04 - Complete49. The Unconventional Tale of Aragorn and Arwen » reviewsAnd they lived happily ever after, except when husband-abuse occurs. CHAPTER 12 UPLOADED! Good lordy, it's a miracle. [On-going]Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 4-28-04 - Published: 2-16-0250. Three Points reviewsREVISED. Kogure is the best three point shooter on the team. And he knows that he should not be. Set before the beginning of the manga. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-04 - Complete51. Gundam Fling reviewsFind it too tedious to watch all of those long, drawn-out episodes of Gundam Wing? Here's your answer. Accuracy not included temporarily yanked this story because the rating was too low, so I've re-uploaded it).Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-25-0452. Inverse: Or, the Slayers Frankenstein » reviewsProudly parodying Mary Shelley's novel Frankenstein, a la Slayers. Have you had your brain today? [On hold]Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-4-03 - Published: 4-12-0253. They Came, They Saw, and They Drank a Heckuva Lot reviewsRemus and Sirius say hello and have a slightly bizarre chat after the end of PoA. Then they get drunk, if not roaringly so. Basically a buddy fic. [One-shot]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-1-02 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete54. Prologuean Proportions reviewsFFIV - Just a drunken interpretation of the beginning of the game, up until our heroes leave Baron Castle. I'll admit I wrote this years ago, forgot about it, found it, and said what the hell, why not. [One-shot]Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-02 - Complete55. Endless Schmaltz reviewsSequel to Gundam Fling! Will the schmaltz never end? Will Bandai be able to continue selling its action figurines? That is the question. I'd really appreciate feedback on this one, since I feel it can use a lot of improvement. [One-shot]Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-18-02 - Complete56. By Moonlight reviewsKenshin ponders, weak and weary, in a shack by moonlight dreary. Then Saitoh comes in to discuss why there's a dead child over there. [One-shot]Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-02 - Complete57. Being a Hero reviewsFF6 - Being a hero is definitely all it's cracked up to be, except when it's not. Edgar realizes that it sucks to be him. [One-shot]Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-17-02 - Complete58. Adrift reviewsFF6 - My attempt at explaining how, with Edgar's help, Setzer decides it's worth it to gamble his life away for certain things and certain people. Square never did tell us why he bothered to stay with the party. [One-shot]Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-17-02 - Complete59. Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood! reviewsAside from witch-burning and head-chopping, Delita hasn't much to do once he ascends the throne of Ivalice. Fortunately, familiar others shall remedy his boredom. Watch out for senseless violence! [One-shot]Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-15-02 - Complete60. I Killed a Mockingbird reviewsBOF3 - A mockingbird is harmless and gives pleasure to all who hear its song. Nina and Rei discuss the merits of killing mockingbirds over a campfire. [One-shot]Breath of Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-15-02 - Complete