Laziness Incarnate
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since: 01-02-02, id: 147987, Profile Updated: 05-15-13
country: Canada
Author has written 60 stories for Final Fantasy: Tactics, Breath of Fire, Final Fantasy I-VI, Rurouni Kenshin, Lord of the Rings, Gundam Wing/AC, Slayers, Harry Potter, Slam Dunk, Inuyasha, Hikaru no Go, Hunter X Hunter, Prince of Tennis, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Ender's Game series, Utena, X-Men, Star Wars, and Dr. Seuss series.

Note: "Life and Death Problems" used to be listed as its own story, but now it's a chapter under "Hikaru's Game."

My fics appear first at my dreamwidth account. All my typoes and factual errors appear there first too, haha. I do eventually upload everything to ff.net, but it often takes a while.

A hearty 'thank you' to all reviewers! I'm always happy to see one of those babies in my inbox. You guys make my day.

Favorite Books/Authors: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Once and Future King, A Song of Ice and Fire, Ender's Game, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Neil Gaiman's short stories, poems and his Sandman comic, Fables, Watchmen, Peter Pan, L.M. Montgomery's Emily series, and lots of YA novels including every single Newberry Winner I've read. Yes, I know I'm too old for them, but Charlotte's Web (book and movie) can still make me cry like a baby.

Favorite Games: Most (old-school) Square RPGs, especially FF4, FF6, FFT, and Secret of Mana, Disgaea, Vandal Hearts, Kartia, Lunar, Tactics Ogre, Katamari Damacy, and a weird fondness for the the GBA Fire Emblem games, Star Ocean 2, Valkyrie Profile, and the Breath of Fire series. Also enjoy playing a lot of old SNES games (Turtles in Time, Vegas Stakes, Kirby's Dream Course, SimAnt, Ys: 3) for nostalgia value, even if I wouldn't say they're favorites.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Hikaru No Go, Slam Dunk, Ranma 1/2, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Rurouni Kenshin, Slayers, Hunter x Hunter, and Sailor Moon for nostalgia value.


1. Do Not Talk to Mountains (They Talk Back)
Edge tries to talk Kain off the mountain and gets an earful of nonsense. After which the story stops even trying to make sense.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Published: 5-15-13 - Edge & Kain - Complete
2. Hikaru no Go: Shorts of All Sorts » reviews
Short short Hikaru no Go ficlets, too short to be posted as their own stories. Drama and humour. Contains spoilers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 9-16-06
3. Green Eggs and Sai
How Sai persuaded Hikaru to play go, in the style of Dr. Seuss's wonderful Green Eggs and Ham.
Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Published: 4-10-13 - Hikaru S. & Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
4. My Girlfriend's Parents Are Monsters and That's Okay reviews
Edge meets Asura and Leviathan for the first time. They're weird, but that's okay. At least Rydia still has parents. Oh, and Cecil and Kain have major daddy issues.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-13-13 - Edge & Rydia
5. Nine Ways to Kill a Fellowship » reviews
If the Quest to destroy the One Ring is so darn dangerous, how come hardly any of the Fellowship die? Here's what really should have happened. [On-going]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 3-13-13 - Published: 3-13-03
6. Tengen Guy and Strawberry Girl » reviews
Yashiro and Nase play a game, buy sandwiches, eat sandwiches. And maybe something more. Note: This was written for cryforthedream on LJ as as thank you for donating to Superstorm Sandy relief.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-6-13 - Published: 3-5-13 - K. Yashiro & A. Nase - Complete
7. We Wear the Mask reviews
[Spoilers] In Hikaru's dream, Sai wears a mask. The title of the story comes from the poem "We Wear the Mask" by Paul Laurence Dunbar.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-5-13 - Hikaru S. & Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
8. A Tale of Two Touyas » reviews
A series of largely unrelated shortfics based on the fic title. The first line of the first shortfic is: "Touya Kouyo was not your biological father."
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-27-13 - Published: 6-13-12 - Akira T. & Hikaru S. - Complete
9. Hikaru's Game » reviews
Hikaru and Touya attend a school for gifted youngsters to train them for an alien invasion. A school on a space station. Seriously. Spoilers for most of HnG. Now with sequels!
Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Ender's Game series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-25-12 - Published: 2-24-06 - Hikaru S. - Complete
10. An Exorcism reviews
A priestess labours to exorcise a ghost on behalf of her client, a housewife in Tokyo. She does not know the ghost, nor does she care to. This fic was originally written for the tenth blind go challenge on Livejournal in September 2010.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-12 - Fujiwara no Sai
11. Blind Woe » reviews
Weekly Go is celebrating its 15th Anniversary with an essay contest! The topic of the essay: an experience that changed your go. All submissions must be typed and double-spaced. A parody of the blind go challenge on Livejournal.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-7-12 - Hikaru S. & Akira T.
12. Go Wars reviews
On the planet Tokyooine, our young hero Shindou Hikaru is happily ignorant of the evil Institute and its nefarious grip on the galaxy's Go. Until one day he meets a ghost of the Old Republic... on hold Written for the fourth blind go challenge on LJ.
Crossover - Star Wars & Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-7-12 - Hikaru S.
13. Blind Going In reviews
Touya plays a game of go with a blind man. This fic was originally written for the first blind go challenge on Livejournal in 2006. This is a revised version.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-12 - Akira T. & Hikaru S. - Complete
14. Dink in the Dark reviews
Five days of sitting a dark room on Eros would make anyone go a little crazy, so it's a good thing the Battle School kids aren't particularly sane to begin with. Featuring Dink, Petra, Crazy Tom, Shen and Vlad.
Ender's Game series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-13-12 - Complete
15. Anzai's School for Gifted Basketball Players
"I've told you, just call me Professor A. It's my codename. Oh ho ho!" Anzai-sensei's crack team of talented young mutants occasionally saves the world, but mostly just plays basketball. Featuring characters from Shohoku and Ryonan plus Kiyota and Mikio.
Crossover - X-Men & Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Published: 2-4-12 - Complete
16. Poison and Paper Moths reviews
Tomoe contemplates the many ways a woman can slip poison into a man. Spoilers for the Revenge Arc.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-11 - Tomoe & Kenshin - Complete
17. New Wings reviews
Kogure watches the beginnings of a Shohoku without him and Akagi in it, half hopeful and half nostalgic.
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-11 - Kogure & Miyagi
18. Space Opera reviews
Anthy, Utena, paths crossing. In space.
Utena - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-11 - Utena & Anthy - Complete
19. Ogata's Christmas Carol reviews
Ogata is too grumpy for summaries. Bah humbug!
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-28-11 - S. Ogata & H. Ashiwara - Complete
20. Lali Ho! Dwarves In Flying Tanks reviews
The plot of FF4 is actually REALLY RIDICULOUS if you look at it from the dwarven point of view. Not that the dwarves notice that.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-31-11 - Complete
21. What Company We Keep reviews
Kaga, meet Isumi. Isumi, meet Kaga. Hey, you remind me of someone. Kaga/Tsutsui hints, maybe Isumi/Waya hints if you squint
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-11 - S. Isumi & T. Kaga
22. Kuwabara is Dead, Long Live the Honinbou reviews
So, what does Kuwabara do on the last day of his life?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete
23. One Thousand Candles reviews
Four years of birthdays, and not a single candle lit for Sai. Contains spoilers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-10-07 - Complete
24. Waiting for Harry reviews
Ron and Hermione are waiting for Harry to get that seventh Horcrux, and so are we. Metatextual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-18-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
25. Orbit reviews
[FFIV] Kain, Cecil, Rosa, and that which lingers.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete
26. Vertigo reviews
Ender experiences a moment of vertigo as Dragon Army starts to come together.
Ender's Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete
27. Sock It To Me reviews
Rukawa, Sakuragi, and some stinky old socks. Bad combo.
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete
28. Let the Sun Be Your Guide reviews
Soujiro, Kenshin, Kenji. Sixteen years of wandering. A sunset.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-18-07 - Soujiro & Kenshin
29. THE BEST KINGDOM HEARTS 2 FIC EVER reviews
King Mickey has some issues with how the game ended. Very mild spoilers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete
30. God Have Mercy reviews
In his youth, Yagami Raito granted justice and peace to all the world, and for a while he was content. But when he attained the wisdom of age, he realized he must become more than a mere God of Justice. He must also become a God of Mercy.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-16-06 - Complete
31. Walking with Ghosts reviews
Every five years, Touya sees a ghost on May 5.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 9-16-06 - Complete
32. Chrysalis reviews
Sailor Moon crossover. Ami wonders how Crystal Tokyo fits into Kira's world. Very vague spoilers for Death Note chapter 87 or so, and for much of Sailor Moon R.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-16-06 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury - Complete
33. Memoirs of a Go Player » reviews
The diary of Touya Akira. That is, if Touya Akira were a crazy stalker.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 3-3-06 - Complete
34. A Boy and His Ghost reviews
Hikaru haunts. Akira mopes. Sai just floats.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-3-06 - Complete
35. Endgame reviews
If Echizen's tennis had been perfect to begin with, where would Tezuka be?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-24-06 - Complete
36. While You Were in the Bathroom reviews
Takes place during the York Shin arc. Leorio waits for Kurapica to put on his disguise. Yeah, you know what kind of disguise I'm talking about.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-28-05
37. Imagination reviews
Existential basketball musings, aka what makes our boys tick.
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-7-05 - Complete
38. Mr Dress Up reviews
Touya shows up at the Go Institute for a match. Something is different about him. People gawk. Touya is unamused.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 6-11-05 - Complete
39. The Losers Circle reviews
Waya receives an interesting proposition from an older Go player. Waya considers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-11-05 - Complete
40. Basketball for Dummies reviews
In which the torch of Shohoku is sort of passed on to the next generation after much violence is done. The fifth and final story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-23-05 - Complete
41. Hair Today, Go Tomorrow reviews
Touya learns exactly what Shindou thinks of his haircut. [One-shot]
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 3-16-05 - Complete
42. Go Fish reviews
Only those who are playing can see into the depths." Waya, Touya, Hikaru and a lot of fishy metaphors. Yet no plot or humour whatsoever, sadly. [One-shot]
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-22-05 - Complete
43. I'm Here to Help reviews
In which Kiyota is a pest, Jin is pestered, and Maki is nowhere to be seen. The fourth story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-8-05 - Complete
44. Threshold reviews
Fujima's seven step program to basketball success. Watch him angst it up like a soppy teenager and wax nostalgic about his time at Shoyo. The third story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-11-04 - Complete
45. Fishing reviews
Starring...Uozumi! And some guy named Sendoh. It's winter, and Uozumi's basketball dreams are dead but not forgotten. Memories, sushi, figuring out why Sendoh came to Ryonan, and more sushi. The second story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-10-04 - Complete
46. Making Peace reviews
Miyagi and Mitsui discuss (argue about) the future (however uncertain) of the Shohoku basketball club (what's left of it) now that they're captain and vice-captain. But mostly they procrastinate a lot. The first story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-28-04 - Complete
47. My Life as a Teenage Magical Girl reviews
Kagome rants for a while about how stupidly long this stupid quest is taking while her real life passes her by. Beware of excesive use of the word "stupid." [One-shot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-19-04 - Complete
48. Coming Home Tomorrow reviews
After coming home from the fight in the gym, Mitsui realizes that he's got to rebuild more than just his basketball skills. There's that whole trust thing too. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-9-04 - Complete
49. The Unconventional Tale of Aragorn and Arwen » reviews
And they lived happily ever after, except when husband-abuse occurs. CHAPTER 12 UPLOADED! Good lordy, it's a miracle. [On-going]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 4-28-04 - Published: 2-16-02
50. Three Points reviews
REVISED. Kogure is the best three point shooter on the team. And he knows that he should not be. Set before the beginning of the manga. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-04 - Complete
51. Gundam Fling reviews
Find it too tedious to watch all of those long, drawn-out episodes of Gundam Wing? Here's your answer. Accuracy not included temporarily yanked this story because the rating was too low, so I've re-uploaded it).
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-25-04
52. Inverse: Or, the Slayers Frankenstein » reviews
Proudly parodying Mary Shelley's novel Frankenstein, a la Slayers. Have you had your brain today? [On hold]
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-4-03 - Published: 4-12-02
53. They Came, They Saw, and They Drank a Heckuva Lot reviews
Remus and Sirius say hello and have a slightly bizarre chat after the end of PoA. Then they get drunk, if not roaringly so. Basically a buddy fic. [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-1-02 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
54. Prologuean Proportions reviews
FFIV - Just a drunken interpretation of the beginning of the game, up until our heroes leave Baron Castle. I'll admit I wrote this years ago, forgot about it, found it, and said what the hell, why not. [One-shot]
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-02 - Complete
55. Endless Schmaltz reviews
Sequel to Gundam Fling! Will the schmaltz never end? Will Bandai be able to continue selling its action figurines? That is the question. I'd really appreciate feedback on this one, since I feel it can use a lot of improvement. [One-shot]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-18-02 - Complete
56. By Moonlight reviews
Kenshin ponders, weak and weary, in a shack by moonlight dreary. Then Saitoh comes in to discuss why there's a dead child over there. [One-shot]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-02 - Complete
57. Being a Hero reviews
FF6 - Being a hero is definitely all it's cracked up to be, except when it's not. Edgar realizes that it sucks to be him. [One-shot]
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-17-02 - Complete
58. Adrift reviews
FF6 - My attempt at explaining how, with Edgar's help, Setzer decides it's worth it to gamble his life away for certain things and certain people. Square never did tell us why he bothered to stay with the party. [One-shot]
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-17-02 - Complete
59. Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood! reviews
Aside from witch-burning and head-chopping, Delita hasn't much to do once he ascends the throne of Ivalice. Fortunately, familiar others shall remedy his boredom. Watch out for senseless violence! [One-shot]
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-15-02 - Complete
60. I Killed a Mockingbird reviews
BOF3 - A mockingbird is harmless and gives pleasure to all who hear its song. Nina and Rei discuss the merits of killing mockingbirds over a campfire. [One-shot]
Breath of Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-15-02 - Complete