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Author has written 42 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, Breath of Fire, Rurouni Kenshin, Lord of the Rings, Gundam Wing/AC, Slayers, Harry Potter, Slam Dunk, Inuyasha, Hikaru no Go, Hunter X Hunter, Prince of Tennis, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, and Orson Scott Card. NOTICE: "Lord of the Rings: Marriage Prospects" has been banned from ff.net. But! Now you can find it at http://lotrmarriage.50webs.com/. Finally got a livejournal: www.livejournal.com/~flonnebonne. It seems like everyone else is doing it so why not. Bio: I'm friggin' old and Canadian but I don't live in an igloo. My city's actually one of the most temperate in the world, on account of all that rain. Often I'm the laziest person in existence, but on those rare occasions when I'm overflowing with energy I'll update these here stories. Really, I will. Eventually. I'm a sloooow writer. Favorite Books/Authors: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Once and Future King, Orson Scott Card, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman (though America Gods was disappointing), Peter Pan, and every single Newberry Winner I've read. Yes, I know I'm too old for them, but Charlotte's Web (book and movie) can still make me cry like a baby. Favorite Games: Disgaea and its ilk, most Square RPGs, Vandal Hearts, Kartia, Lunar, Tactics Ogre, Katamari Damacy, and a weird fondness for Fire Emblem, Star Ocean 2, Valkyrie Profile, and the Breath of Fire series. Favorite Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin, Trigun, Slayers, Jubei-chan, Naruto, One Piece, Inuyasha, Slam Dunk, Hikaru No Go, Death Note, Kodocha, Legend of Basara, Prince of Tennis, Ranma 1/2, and lots of other series I can't remember right now. And as a final note I extend a hearty 'thank you' to all reviewers! You guys make my day. | |||||||||||
1. Kuwabara is Dead, Long Live the Honinbou reviewsSo, what does Kuwabara do on the last day of his life?Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete2. One Thousand Candles reviewsFour years of birthdays, and not a single candle lit for Sai. Contains spoilers.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-10-07 - Complete3. Hikaru no Go: Shorts of All Sorts » reviewsShort short Hikaru no Go ficlets, too short to be posted as their own stories. Drama and humour. Contains spoilers.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 9-16-064. Waiting for Harry reviewsRon and Hermione are waiting for Harry to get that seventh Horcrux, and so are we. Metatextual.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete5. Orbit reviews[FFIV] Kain, Cecil, Rosa, and that which lingers.Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete6. Vertigo reviews[Ender's Game] Ender experiences a moment of vertigo as Dragon Army starts to come together.Orson Scott Card - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete7. Sock It To Me reviewsRukawa, Sakuragi, and some stinky old socks. Bad combo.Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete8. Let the Sun Be Your Guide reviewsSoujiro, Kenshin, Kenji. Sixteen years of wandering. A sunset.Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-18-07 - Soujiro & Kenshin9. THE BEST KINGDOM HEARTS 2 FIC EVER reviewsKing Mickey has some issues with how the game ended. Very mild spoilers.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete10. God Have Mercy reviewsIn his youth, Yagami Raito granted justice and peace to all the world, and for a while he was content. But when he attained the wisdom of age, he realized he must become more than a mere God of Justice. He must also become a God of Mercy.Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-16-06 - Complete11. Walking with Ghosts reviewsEvery five years, Touya sees a ghost on May 5.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-16-06 - Complete12. Chrysalis reviewsSailor Moon crossover. Ami wonders how Crystal Tokyo fits into Kira's world. Very vague spoilers for Death Note chapter 87 or so, and for much of Sailor Moon R.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-16-06 - Complete13. Memoirs of a Go Player » reviewsThe diary of Touya Akira. That is, if Touya Akira were a crazy stalker.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 3-3-06 - Complete14. A Boy and His Ghost reviewsHikaru haunts. Akira mopes. Sai just floats.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-3-06 - Complete15. Endgame reviewsIf Echizen's tennis had been perfect to begin with, where would Tezuka be?Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-24-06 - Complete16. Hikaru's Game reviewsEnder's Game crossover. Hikaru and Touya attend a school for gifted youngsters to train them for an alien invasion. A school on a space station. Seriously. And despite this very bad description, this is not a humour fic. Spoilers for most of HnG.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-24-06 - Complete17. While You Were in the Bathroom reviewsTakes place during the York Shin arc. Leorio waits for Kurapica to put on his disguise. Yeah, you know what kind of disguise I'm talking about.Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-28-0518. Imagination reviewsExistential basketball musings, aka what makes our boys tick.Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-7-05 - Complete19. Mr Dress Up reviewsTouya shows up at the Go Institute for a match. Something is different about him. People gawk. Touya is unamused.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-11-05 - Complete20. The Losers Circle reviewsWaya receives an interesting proposition from an older Go player. Waya considers.Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-11-05 - Complete21. Basketball for Dummies reviewsIn which the torch of Shohoku is sort of passed on to the next generation after much violence is done. The fifth and final story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-23-05 - Complete22. Nine Ways to Kill a Fellowship » reviewsIf the Quest to destroy the One Ring is so darn dangerous, how come hardly any of the Fellowship die? Here's what really should have happened. [On-going]Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 3-28-05 - Published: 3-13-0323. Hair Today, Go Tomorrow reviewsTouya learns exactly what Shindou thinks of his haircut. [One-shot]Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 3-16-05 - Complete24. Go Fish reviewsOnly those who are playing can see into the depths." Waya, Touya, Hikaru and a lot of fishy metaphors. Yet no plot or humour whatsoever, sadly. [One-shot]Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-22-05 - Complete25. I'm Here to Help reviewsIn which Kiyota is a pest, Jin is pestered, and Maki is nowhere to be seen. The fourth story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-8-05 - Complete26. Threshold reviewsFujima's seven step program to basketball success. Watch him angst it up like a soppy teenager and wax nostalgic about his time at Shoyo. The third story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-11-04 - Complete27. Fishing reviewsStarring...Uozumi! And some guy named Sendoh. It's winter, and Uozumi's basketball dreams are dead but not forgotten. Memories, sushi, figuring out why Sendoh came to Ryonan, and more sushi. The second story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-10-04 - Complete28. Making Peace reviewsMiyagi and Mitsui discuss (argue about) the future (however uncertain) of the Shohoku basketball club (what's left of it) now that they're captain and vice-captain. But mostly they procrastinate a lot. The first story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-28-04 - Complete29. My Life as a Teenage Magical Girl reviewsKagome rants for a while about how stupidly long this stupid quest is taking while her real life passes her by. Beware of excesive use of the word "stupid." [One-shot]Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-19-04 - Complete30. Coming Home Tomorrow reviewsAfter coming home from the fight in the gym, Mitsui realizes that he's got to rebuild more than just his basketball skills. There's that whole trust thing too. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-9-04 - Complete31. The Unconventional Tale of Aragorn and Arwen » reviewsAnd they lived happily ever after, except when husband-abuse occurs. CHAPTER 12 UPLOADED! Good lordy, it's a miracle. [On-going]Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,777 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 4-28-04 - Published: 2-16-0232. Three Points reviewsREVISED. Kogure is the best three point shooter on the team. And he knows that he should not be. Set before the beginning of the manga. [One-shot]Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-04 - Complete33. Gundam Fling reviewsFind it too tedious to watch all of those long, drawn-out episodes of Gundam Wing? Here's your answer. Accuracy not included (Ff.net temporarily yanked this story because the rating was too low, so I've re-uploaded it).Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-25-0434. Inverse: Or, the Slayers Frankenstein » reviewsProudly parodying Mary Shelley's novel Frankenstein, a la Slayers. Have you had your brain today? [On hold]Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-4-03 - Published: 4-12-0235. They Came, They Saw, and They Drank a Heckuva Lot reviewsRemus and Sirius say hello and have a slightly bizarre chat after the end of PoA. Then they get drunk, if not roaringly so. Basically a buddy fic. [One-shot]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-1-02 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete36. Prologuean Proportions reviewsFFIV - Just a drunken interpretation of the beginning of the game, up until our heroes leave Baron Castle. I'll admit I wrote this years ago, forgot about it, found it, and said what the hell, why not. [One-shot]Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-02 - Complete37. Endless Schmaltz reviewsSequel to Gundam Fling! Will the schmaltz never end? Will Bandai be able to continue selling its action figurines? That is the question. I'd really appreciate feedback on this one, since I feel it can use a lot of improvement. [One-shot]Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-18-02 - Complete38. By Moonlight reviewsKenshin ponders, weak and weary, in a shack by moonlight dreary. Then Saitoh comes in to discuss why there's a dead child over there. [One-shot]Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-02 - Complete39. Being a Hero reviewsFF6 - Being a hero is definitely all it's cracked up to be, except when it's not. Edgar realizes that it sucks to be him. [One-shot]Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-17-02 - Complete40. Adrift reviewsFF6 - My attempt at explaining how, with Edgar's help, Setzer decides it's worth it to gamble his life away for certain things and certain people. Square never did tell us why he bothered to stay with the party. [One-shot]Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-17-02 - Complete41. Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood! reviewsAside from witch-burning and head-chopping, Delita hasn't much to do once he ascends the throne of Ivalice. Fortunately, familiar others shall remedy his boredom. Watch out for senseless violence! [One-shot]Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-15-02 - Complete42. I Killed a Mockingbird reviewsBOF3 - A mockingbird is harmless and gives pleasure to all who hear its song. Nina and Rei discuss the merits of killing mockingbirds over a campfire. [One-shot]Breath of Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-15-02 - Complete
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