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http://www.allthetests.com/quiz26/quiz/1235962993/The-Lovely-Alyssa-Milano

NEW PICTURE: Emily Fields and Maya St. Germain from Pretty Little Liars.

BEWARE!! Down further on my profile I have, like, a ton of copy and pastes, so just bear with me. I'm really weird.

If you are abnormally obsessed with a tv show, book series, video game, or a character from your fave tv show, book series, or video game, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read my profile, you probably already know that my fave show of all time is Charmed. I was watching Charmed the other day, and they were talkin about how their ancestors were in the Salem Witch Trials. Well, so were mine. My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother on my mom's side was hung in the Salem Witch Trials when she was 71 years old. Her name was Rebecca Nurse. I swear. Look her up online. She's there. I went to Salem (Massachusetts) in April, and we saw her house. It was amazing.

Hiya! My name is Emily. I'm sixteen years old, and I live in Massachusetts. I'm a sophomore in high school. My hobbies (not that anyone really cares) are hangin out with friends, running, my computer (obviously), typing/writing stories and/or fanfics, reading, watching tv, and listening to music. I'm kinda boring. My fave shows in the entire world are Charmed and Pretty Little Liars... My favorite characters are Paige Matthews (Charmed), Emily Fields, Maya St. Germain, and Spencer Hastings (Pretty Little Liars).

A Little More About Me:

First Name: Emily

Middle Name: Bean (yes i'm serious)

Last Name: Like I'm seriously going to tell you that. You crazy people.

Andrea Conversations:

brokenromance477 (1:10:09 AM):Haha I'd punch her

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:10:36 AM): you wanna punch her for me?

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:10:44 AM): and then can you help me kill karl?

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:10:56 AM): cause you're the kind of person who could pull that off

brokenromance477 (1:11:31 AM): Yes. Haha you have to pay for the ninja costume though

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:11:40 AM): OMFG i so will

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:11:58 AM): i found this website where they sell ninja swords and throwing stars and stuff

brokenromance477 (1:12:12 AM): No way.

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:12:24 AM): i'll get you some really sharp throwing stars and you can nail that stupid bastard in the throat

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:12:27 AM): and yes

brokenromance477 (1:12:52 AM): Haha sweeeet. I want nunchucks

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:13:15 AM): if i tried using nunchucks i'd end up giving myself a concusion

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:13:22 AM): or however the hell u spell that

Jill Conversations:

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:47:26 PM): i was talking to karisa about the hills

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:47:28 PM): and

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:47:29 PM): yeah

Jilliebeannn (10:47:44 PM): yup

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:48:02 PM): i told her if i'd watched that show any longer than i did i'd have gotten angry and dropkicked someone in the baby

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:48:10 PM): and karisa thought it was really funny

Jilliebeannn (10:48:16 PM): rofl

Jilliebeannn (10:55:15 PM): hahah im hazardous to men!! yaye

Jilliebeannn (10:55:24 PM): i take away the ability to play the guitar and sing and i also induce numerous severeties of heads slamming against walls!! i feel SO accomplished

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:55:38 PM): haha niceeee

Jilliebeannn (10:55:56 PM): yup

OOOOOOOOOOOO

Jilliebeannn (11:25:28 PM): thats like as much fast food as we ate in DC
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (11:25:36 PM): me and you could easily eat that
Jilliebeannn (11:26:19 PM): yes yes we could then we could work off the weight at that pole dancing class
Jilliebeannn (11:27:28 PM): well im gonna go and try and not drown in my own drool
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (11:27:53 PM): AAAHHHHHH
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (11:28:01 PM): thats why i love you

Karisa Conversations:

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (7:25:57 PM): did u die?

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (7:26:01 PM): i think u might have

rawr says kariii (7:26:49 PM): im alive

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (7:26:53 PM): oh ok good

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (7:27:21 PM): i thought you suddenly came down with a horrific case of chronic sever explosive diarrhea

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (7:27:27 PM): or something to that effect

rawr says kariii (7:27:41 PM): hahahahahaha

OOOOOOOOO

rawr says kariii (10:13:27 PM): DAMN IT
rawr says kariii (10:13:32 PM): birdo pwned my ass

OOOOOOOOO

rawr says kariii (10:24:33 PM): guess what
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:24:38 PM): what??
rawr says kariii (10:24:42 PM): GUESS WHO PWNED BIRDO
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:24:53 PM): YOU DID
rawr says kariii (10:25:06 PM): HELL YES I DID

OOOOOOOOO

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:36:56 AM): ooh amazing prue kicking scene

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:02 AM): its the

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:06 AM): eyes of the tiger

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:10 AM): its the thrill of the fight

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:12 AM): rising up

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:22 AM): da dadadada da da dada dada...

rawr says kariii (1:37:25 AM): HAHA

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:26 AM): i dont know the rest of the song

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:31 AM): ooops

xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:36 AM): eye of the tiger

29 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character (yeah, i've done that) or the central female figure in a computer game. (never done that though)
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. (gag me with a spork)
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. (in that case, i'm adorable)
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. (gag me...again)
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

WEIRD QUIZ THING: (BIG THANX TO ginnylookalike42's PROFILE)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"I just really shouldnt"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

"A Very Gilly Christmas" SNL Christmas Special :)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

12:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:51

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my parents and their friend laughing upstairs

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

an hour or so ago, taking my dog out.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

a water bottle

9. What are you wearing?

gray tanktop with aeropostale shirt and jeans

10. Did you dream last night?

I think I might have, but I don't really remember

11. When did you last laugh?

Talking with my parents and their friend

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

paintings, pictures, and a window.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

my brother's face a little while ago, but umm... nothin else so far!!

14. What do you think of this quiz?

pretty cool... :D

15. What is the last film you saw?

"A Christmas Carol 3D" pretty cool.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Some huge houses in England, Cape Cod, and other places, a ginormous flat-screen tv, a giant in-ground pool, a big dog, and (if possible) the house that they use as the Halliwell Manor in Charmed. That would be awesome!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

uuummmm... i have a really sick mind?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

like, end global warming!! DUH!

19. Do you like to dance?

not really... i kinda suck

20. George Bush:

don't even get me started

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Prudence

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Wyatt

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

England or Italy

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Welcome, my child. (don't ask...)

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be in bold)

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY so I MUST carry AIDS.

I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm a GIRL so I MUST love Twilight, think Meyers is the next J.K. Rowling, and be obsessed with Edward Cullen.
(Which I'm NOT. Thank you.)

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants,

I'm IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.

I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceided snob.

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with my sandles.

I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick/be easy.

I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'M INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be doing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be concieded.

I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm IN SCHOOL BAND so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I LOVE SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm IN CHOIR so I MUST be a queer.

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a geek.

I LOVE LIFE so I MUST be smoking something.

I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a WRIST SLASHER, so I MUST be a WRIST SLASHER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

If you hate sterotypes. Then just stop what you're doing and POST THIS on your profile! Help stop sterotypes!

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors. (RED!!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 12

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 7 ...oh my god i am such a guy.

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Why do you park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 percent who hasn’t, copy & paste this into your profile.

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If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

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If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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Hey, I warned you there were a lot of them. Don't blame me you read them all.

My Favorite Actors: Johnny Depp, Hayden Christensen, Hugh Jackman (X-Men), Rupert Grint (he's way better than Dan Radcliffe)

My Favorite Actresses: ROSE MCGOWAN, ALYSSA MILANO, HOLLY MARIE COMBS, SHAY MITCHELL, Emma Watson, Kaley Cuoco, and Natalie Portman

My Favorite Books: all 7 Harry Potter books, Star Wars sci-fi books, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Saving Zoe, Thirteen Reason Why, and many others that I can't think of right now

My Favorite Movies (i have a lot): Alyssa Milano movies, Rose McGowan movies, Will Ferrell movies, The Capture of the Green River Killer, Harry Potter (1-6), Pirates of the Caribbean (1-3), Star Wars (prequel and original), Juno, Step Up, X-Men (1-3), The Lion King (1 and 2), High School Musical 1, 2, and 3, RV, and Pride and Prejudice

My Favorite T.V. Shows (i have a lot of them, too): CHARMED, PRETTY LITTLE LIARS, Who's The Boss?, NCIS, Law and Order: SVU, iCarly, Victorious, Sonny with a Chance, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, The Big Bang Theory, Wizards of Waverly Place.

My Favorite Bands or Singers: EVANESCENCE is my favorite band, but I basically listen to everything.

My Favorite Pairings:

Charmed: Prue/Andy, Prue/Bane, Piper/Leo, Phoebe/Cole, Phoebe/Coop, Paige/Henry

Pretty Little Liars: Emily/Maya, Aria/Ezra, Spencer/Alex, Hanna/Lucas

iCarly: Sam/Freddie = SEDDIE!!

Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Luna/Neville... yeah, I'm pretty straight forward & kinda boring, i know...

My LEAST Favorite Pairings:

Charmed: Prue/Jack, Piper/Dan, Piper/Greg, Phoebe/Miles, Phoebe/Dex, Phoebe/Jason, Paige/Glen, Paige/Kyle

Pretty Little Liars: Emily/Toby, Aria/Noel, Hanna/Sean

iCarly: Carly/Freddie, Sam/Spencer

Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione, Hermione/Draco

Favorite Random and/or Funny Lines of All Time:

(me and michaela texting) me: "I wish we figured out who broke the freaking tv. It was probably the illegal immigrant cleaning lady." michaela: "Most likely! But that's debatable maybe it was kaylee cuz she got mad that we ate all the candy." me: "Good point... hhmmm... well that's one crime we'll never be able to solve, MacGuff." michaela: "But dear watson, anything can be solved!"

(at the White Hen Pantry with my friend and her mom) andrea: "Damn, this line is taking forever!" lori (andrea's mom): (in a quiet, secret agent voice) "The hen is now golden and has laid an egg." andrea: "Emily, I'm going to randomly text that to you during school."

(in history class) maia (singing): "It's the end of the world as Steen knows it." (stops singing) "You can put Steen in any song." (starts singing again) "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like Steen!" mr. anderson (singing): "Steen's bringin' sexy back." (FYI Steen is my friend Christine's nickname.)

(at lunch) andrea: "I had a dream I was at the mall in Hot Topic and all of a sudden there was a huge flood and then a giant purple Brachiosaurus came and I saved its life." me (cracks up laughing): "What the fuck?! Where the hell did that come from?"

(me and my friends playing zelda: ocarina of time on the nintendo 64) me: "What the hell is that?" karisa: "It's a demonic sheep. They put you in the videogame." me: "Thank you so much." michaela: "What am I?" karisa: (looks at michaela and narrows her eyes) "You're a hamster." michaela: laughs maniacally

maia: "I'm Dominican, and the other side of my family is completely white, so I'm like the dark chocolate candy in the bag." steen: "What?" maia: "I'm the caramel shot in the machiatto, y'know?" me: cracks up in the corner

(me and karisa texting) me: "damn, i have a lot of shirts..." karisa: "i am thinking about stealing some..." me: "If u wanna, be my guest. My drawer is already overflowing from the ones i don't wear." karisa: "yesss" me: "heehee. after that we can go looking 4 disco sticks and go TAZY CRAZY!!" karisa: "Oh my FUCKING GOODNESS BEST TEXT MESSAGE EVER"

"Oh, shit, you just punched me in the uteris!!" -my friend Nicolette at band practice

(at track meet at the high school walking through the parking lot) A silver Prius drives by. jill: "Pfft. Prius." (later that day driving home) me: "OH MY GOD THERE'S A PRIUS FOLLOWING US!! Pfft. Prius." (driving down Main Street in the town center) me: (points and shouts) "PFFT! PRIUS!" (looks out the side window, points and shouts) "PFFT! PRIUS" (drives by the next house, i look in the driveway, point and shout) "PFFT!! PRIUS!! Holy crap, there were two of the exact same color Prius in those two driveways right next to each other. Damn."

As you can tell, me and my friends kinda have odd conversations...

Charmed Roll-Play:

Piper: (has been shot and her blood is everywhere, sits up, with a corny smile) "Fear not, Prue, for I have good news!"
Prue: (sobbing) "What?"
Piper: "I've saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

Patty: (Sees Phoebe and Paige playing pattycake while a demon is chasing Piper.) "I knew I should've gotten my tubes tied after Piper."

Piper: (walks over to Leo at the fireplace) "Did you make a fire?"
Leo: "Yeah. We were out of wood so I used the Book of Shadows."

Prue: (On the phone with a younger Phoebe) "You did what...? To who...? For how many cookies...?"

Paige: "Forcefields...Explosions...Conjuring dragons... Something tells me I was at the back of the line for getting powers..."

"I am staring at my suitcase. Maybe if I stare long enough it'll pack itself." ~Rose McGowan's Twitter

"Aliens in Attic = Flowers in the Attic. Alien sibs then commit incest in 3D." ~Rose McGowan's Twitter

"I didn't buy anything. Was too overwhelmed. Went to a taco stand and got a quesadilla instead. I fail." ~Rose McGowan's Twitter

"Okay, so fancy peeps are at Comicon. Me? I just spent 4 hours cleaning my garage. Not gonna lie, I made it my bitch. :)" ~Rose McGowan's Twitter.

"So, I don't mean to be judgey. But Spencer and Heidi... They aren't for real right? What are they? Actors? Abstract performance art?" ~Alyssa Milano's Twitter

"A fake me is following me. I wonder how I'm doing this evening." ~Alyssa Milano's Twitter

Phoebe: "I'm thinkin if you tried it again with a little more oomph, you know, maybe some choreography and Piper could back you up with some old school beat box." -"We All Scream For Ice Cream", Season 3

Piper: "See what I mean? We have bigger, naked breasts to worry about!" Phoebe: "Paige has her naked breasts to worry about. I've got yours." -"Bare Witch Project", Season 7

(Paige writes "Kill Monkey!" on piece of paper, holds it up) Phoebe: (yelling) "Paige is proposing violence against the monkey!" -"Sense and Sense Ability", Season 5

Phoebe: "It could be the upstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue, the downstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue, or the sitting-in-the-kitchen-drinking-all-the-coffee Prue!"

Phoebe: "Quite possibly the finest glutes in all the city." Piper: "The state." Phoebe: "In all the land."

Piper: (arms full of groceries trying to open the front door, talking outloud to no one) "Don't worry, I can handle it all myself. It's me, the culinary packiderm!" -"Is There A Woogy In The House?", Season 1

Phoebe: "I forgot your question." Piper: "I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year." Phoebe: "That's disgusting. Please say yes." -"Something Wicca This Way Comes", Season 1

Piper: "Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?" Prue: "Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?" Piper: "Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?"

Piper: "It was all of those women showing off their sonogram pictures, and it was just working on my last nerve. Like, "Look, it's Jasper's first photo. And it's going to go on the fridge in a magnetic frame that says 'Jasper's First Photo'." Leo: "Okay, I thought prenatal yoga was supposed to help you relax." -Season 5

Billie: (bllows up the attic.) "There's no wrath like a woman scorned." (Then she runs away.) Piper: "Oooohhh. We so have to find her and bring her back here cause I am not cleaning up this mess." -"Battle of the Hexes", Season 8

Prue: "Alright, the best defense is a good offense. Are you ready?" Piper: "...No." Prue: "Yeah, you're ready." Piper: "No, no." Prue: "On three. One, two- don't hold my hand!- one, two, three!" -"The Honeymoon's Over", Season 3

Piper: "No, no, no, no! Very bad Prue! Very, very bad Prue!" dog growls "Hi, kudjo, who ya growlin at?" -"Look Who's Barking", Season 3

Piper: "Okay, I think we made it. I'm sure we made it. Do you think we made it?" -"All Hell Breaks Loose", Season 3

Piper: "You summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work so we could all die together?!" -"Womb Raider", Season 4

Paige: "If you think about it, he may be a d-" Phoebe: "Oh my god! If you say the D word, I might implode!" -"Still Charmed and Kicking", Season 8

Piper: "No! I can do the research. You need to talk to your fiance. We have enough firepower down here." Paige: "Don't say the F word!" Billie: "Firepower?" (Paige glares at Billie) Piper: "The party is on, dude!" Paige: "Dude..." -"Engaged and Confused", Season 8

Phoebe: "My boyfriend moved to Hong Kong. I'm thoroughly depressed. But I still managed to sign up six people and you have..." Paige: "I have none people." Phoebe: "None people..." -"Oh, My Goddess", Season 5 Finale

Piper: "I don't get it. I mean, why would a demon be interested in stealing peoples' dreams? I mean, they're just harmless erotic fun!" Paige: "Did you just say 'erotic'?" Piper: "Exotic. I said exotic." -"Sand Francisco Dreamin" Season 5

Paige: "Save me the quips and pass the caffeine. I have work to do." Piper: "What are you gonna do? Scry for Mother Nature and have a Wiccan word with her?" Paige: "Okay, you are way too perky, alright, and you're frightening me. Just saying." -"Oh My Goddess", Season 5 Finale

Piper: "You're not getting a God complex are you? Cause you know, they've got medication for that." -"Oh My Goddess", Season 5 Finale

Paige: "This isn't just me being obsessive! Okay, maybe a little bit, but its not just psychological or emotional, I really, really think its something..." Piper: "Mmmagical!" Paige: "Yeah for lack of a better term..." -"Oh My Goddess", Season 5 Finale

Phoebe: "Look at you! You're like soccer mom! Dare I say it, your life is almost normal!" -"Oh My Goddess", Season 5 Finale

Paige: "Okay! On your knees! Kiss the hand of the Paige!" -"Oh My Goddess", Season 5 Finale

Piper: "Demons and warlocks are red. Beings of light are white. Oh, yeah, well what's a bunyip, cause its not good or evil, so what the hell color is that?" -"Nymphs Just Wanna Have Fun", Season 5

Piper: "What'dya think of this snazzy costume?" -"Desperate Housewitches", Season 8

Piper: "I have two kids and a business, and I still find time to fight demons, too! Its not our fault you can't keep up!" Paige: "Piper, stop yelling at Death!" -"Styx Feet Under", Season 7

Piper: "Excuse me?" Billie: "I think he's talking about your sign" Piper: "Hang on a second, she gets a tiger and I'm some stinkin buffalo?" -"12 Angry Zen", Season 8

Piper: "I think I found something." Paige: "Huh?" Piper: "I said I think I found something! What, are you deaf now, too?" Paige: "Well, you're gonna go deaf first, don't forget, you're the older sister." Piper: "Yeah, I love you, too." -"Charrrmed", Season 7

Phoebe: "Yeah, the whole biological clock thing, it's very real and it's echoing. Ticktickticktickticktickticktick" Piper: "Okay, hey! Neurotic people, can we get back to my neurosis right now, please!" Phoebe: "Sure. Which one were we talkin about?" Piper: "The one where I'm a rotten mother who's raising an anti-social child." -"The Legend of Sleepy Halliwell", Season 6

Phoebe: "Yo ho, hello!" Piper: "Did you just call me a ho?" -"Charrrmed", Season 7

Prue: "I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time." Phoebe: "Thank you!" Prue: "It's amazing." -"All Halliwell's Eve", Season 3

Piper: "I'm gonna take out those chainsmokin' bitches if its the last thing I do." -"Hell Hath No Fury", Season 4

Billie: "You scratched my pretty belt!" Piper: "Oh, dear. Now its her pretty belt." -"Battle of the Hexes", Season 8

Piper: "You stole our sacred book so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?!" -"Hell Hath No Fury", Season 4

Leo: "Piper, this is completely illegal." Piper: "Yeah, well, so is marrying a dead guy! Let's not get technical here!" -"Exit Strategy", Season 3

Piper: "Paige, the Charmed Ones come first!" Phoebe: " 'The Charmed Ones comes first'?" Piper: "It always worked when Prue said it." -"A Knight to Remember", Season 4

Piper: "Okay, let me handle Wyatt. This requires a mother's touch. (short pause) Wyatt Matthew Halliwell! You will stop this nonsense right now!" Leo: "Wow, first time you used his full name." -Season 7

(Piper explodes a chair) Phoebe: "Uh, Piper? That was Paige's chair." Piper: "Yeah, I know. It was ugly." -Season 4

Piper: "We're gonna do talkshows and book signings and movie deals and then be taken by the CIA and dissected!" Prue: "How can you be joking about this, Piper?" Piper: "Who's joking?" -"All Hell Breaks Loose", Season 3

Leo: "Are you okay?" Piper: "Am I okay? Prue is a dog and Phoebe is a banshee! I am not even in the vicinity of okay!" -"Look Who's Barking", Season 3

(really sarcastic) Piper: "Ooh, please, please, somebody help me! The mean demon is dipping me into the water and its really cold!" -"A Witch's Tail", Season 5

Piper: "Could you give me all the bad news at once? Do you have to keep doling it out for dramatic effect?" -"Look Who's Barking", Season 3

Piper: "Who would shoot a gnome? And why is the g silent?" -"Charmed Noir", Season 7

Phoebe: "Those demons do have a way of keeping you warm at night." Piper: "Yeah, but that's only cause they have fireballs." -Season 7

adult Wyatt: "Was this before or after he swallowed the marble?" Piper: "Marble? What marble?" Phoebe: "Easy on the future information." adult Wyatt: "Of course. You're right." Piper: "But really, what marble?" -"Imaginary Feinds", Season 7

Leo: "The Source took The Hollow!" Piper: "Already on that train, honey. It took my powers. Anything else?" -Season 4

Piper: "Um, no, we changed the past to fix the future and saved the present. That's all." -"Forever Charmed", Season 8

(Billie turns Leo invisible) Piper: "Oh, no, why'd you go and do that? Who's gonna pick up the kids?" -Piper Halliwell, "Battle of the Hexes", Season 8

"Dude, just take the dome off." "Thanks, Nancy Drew." -Leah and Juno, JUNO deleted scenes

"My parents divorced when I was five. Now my mom lives on a Havisee reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Coincidentally, she sends me a cactus every year for Valentine's Day. And I'm like, 'Thanks a heap, coyote ugly. This cactus gram stings way worse than your abandonment.' Now my dad is married to my stepmom, Bren. She's totally obsessed with dogs, owns a nail salon, and always smells like methyl methacrilite." -Juno talking about her family, JUNO

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY CRAZY RANTING