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Author has written 10 stories for Star Wars, 8 Simple Rules, Charmed, Who's the Boss?, Pretty Little Liars, and Glee.
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NEW PICTURE: Emily Fields and Maya St. Germain from Pretty Little Liars.
BEWARE!! Down further on my profile I have, like, a ton of copy and pastes, so just bear with me. I'm really weird.
If you are abnormally obsessed with a tv show, book series, video game, or a character from your fave tv show, book series, or video game, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read my profile, you probably already know that my fave show of all time is Charmed. I was watching Charmed the other day, and they were talkin about how their ancestors were in the Salem Witch Trials. Well, so were mine. My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother on my mom's side was hung in the Salem Witch Trials when she was 71 years old. Her name was Rebecca Nurse. I swear. Look her up online. She's there. I went to Salem (Massachusetts) in April, and we saw her house. It was amazing.
Hiya! My name is Emily. I'm sixteen years old, and I live in Massachusetts. I'm a sophomore in high school. My hobbies (not that anyone really cares) are hangin out with friends, running, my computer (obviously), typing/writing stories and/or fanfics, reading, watching tv, and listening to music. I'm kinda boring. My fave shows in the entire world are Charmed and Pretty Little Liars... My favorite characters are Paige Matthews (Charmed), Emily Fields, Maya St. Germain, and Spencer Hastings (Pretty Little Liars).
A Little More About Me:
First Name: Emily
Middle Name: Bean (yes i'm serious)
Last Name: Like I'm seriously going to tell you that. You crazy people.
brokenromance477 (1:10:09 AM):Haha I'd punch her
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:10:36 AM): you wanna punch her for me?
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:10:44 AM): and then can you help me kill karl?
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:10:56 AM): cause you're the kind of person who could pull that off
brokenromance477 (1:11:31 AM): Yes. Haha you have to pay for the ninja costume though
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:11:40 AM): OMFG i so will
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:11:58 AM): i found this website where they sell ninja swords and throwing stars and stuff
brokenromance477 (1:12:12 AM): No way.
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:12:24 AM): i'll get you some really sharp throwing stars and you can nail that stupid bastard in the throat
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:12:27 AM): and yes
brokenromance477 (1:12:52 AM): Haha sweeeet. I want nunchucks
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:13:15 AM): if i tried using nunchucks i'd end up giving myself a concusion
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:13:22 AM): or however the hell u spell that
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:47:26 PM): i was talking to karisa about the hills
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:47:28 PM): and
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:47:29 PM): yeah
Jilliebeannn (10:47:44 PM): yup
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:48:02 PM): i told her if i'd watched that show any longer than i did i'd have gotten angry and dropkicked someone in the baby
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:48:10 PM): and karisa thought it was really funny
Jilliebeannn (10:48:16 PM): rofl
Jilliebeannn (10:55:15 PM): hahah im hazardous to men!! yaye
Jilliebeannn (10:55:24 PM): i take away the ability to play the guitar and sing and i also induce numerous severeties of heads slamming against walls!! i feel SO accomplished
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (10:55:38 PM): haha niceeee
Jilliebeannn (10:55:56 PM): yup
Jilliebeannn (11:25:28 PM): thats like as much fast food as we ate in DC
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (7:25:57 PM): did u die?
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (7:26:01 PM): i think u might have
rawr says kariii (7:26:49 PM): im alive
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (7:26:53 PM): oh ok good
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (7:27:21 PM): i thought you suddenly came down with a horrific case of chronic sever explosive diarrhea
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (7:27:27 PM): or something to that effect
rawr says kariii (7:27:41 PM): hahahahahaha
rawr says kariii (10:13:27 PM): DAMN IT
rawr says kariii (10:24:33 PM): guess what
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:36:56 AM): ooh amazing prue kicking scene
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:02 AM): its the
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:06 AM): eyes of the tiger
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:10 AM): its the thrill of the fight
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:12 AM): rising up
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:22 AM): da dadadada da da dada dada...
rawr says kariii (1:37:25 AM): HAHA
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:26 AM): i dont know the rest of the song
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:31 AM): ooops
xEMILYisCHARMEDx (1:37:36 AM): eye of the tiger
29 reasons why girls are the best
WEIRD QUIZ THING: (BIG THANX TO ginnylookalike42's PROFILE)
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"I just really shouldnt"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
"A Very Gilly Christmas" SNL Christmas Special :)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my parents and their friend laughing upstairs
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
an hour or so ago, taking my dog out.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
a water bottle
9. What are you wearing?
gray tanktop with aeropostale shirt and jeans
10. Did you dream last night?
I think I might have, but I don't really remember
11. When did you last laugh?
Talking with my parents and their friend
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
paintings, pictures, and a window.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
my brother's face a little while ago, but umm... nothin else so far!!
14. What do you think of this quiz?
pretty cool... :D
15. What is the last film you saw?
"A Christmas Carol 3D" pretty cool.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Some huge houses in England, Cape Cod, and other places, a ginormous flat-screen tv, a giant in-ground pool, a big dog, and (if possible) the house that they use as the Halliwell Manor in Charmed. That would be awesome!!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
uuummmm... i have a really sick mind?
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
like, end global warming!! DUH!
19. Do you like to dance?
not really... i kinda suck
20. George Bush:
don't even get me started
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
England or Italy
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Welcome, my child. (don't ask...)
Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be in bold)
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY so I MUST carry AIDS.
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a GIRL so I MUST love Twilight, think Meyers is the next J.K. Rowling, and be obsessed with Edward Cullen.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants,
I'm IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.
I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceided snob.
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with my sandles.
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick/be easy.
I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'M INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be concieded.
I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IN SCHOOL BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I LOVE SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm IN CHOIR so I MUST be a queer.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a geek.
I LOVE LIFE so I MUST be smoking something.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
If you hate sterotypes. Then just stop what you're doing and POST THIS on your profile! Help stop sterotypes!
- YOUR GUY SIDE -
You love hoodies.
- YOUR GIRL SIDE -
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Total: 7 ...oh my god i am such a guy.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever slapped a person, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, add this to your profile.
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!
If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.
If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile
If you like two things that are insanely different copy this to your profile
If you think your BFF is your sister copy this to your profile (Yeah, I do.)
If you can't read the word,djytshkyrshfusd, copy this to your profile
If you have ever fell in love with a fictional character copy this to your profile
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you agree that it's a complement when someone calls you a bandgeek, bookworm, or any other name that normal people would find insulting, copy this into your profile.
If people say you read too much copy this into your profile.
If you still watch old Disney classics just for the heck of it- like Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, any other fairy tales- and you are proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Why do you park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
Peanut Butter goes with jelly. It also goes with chocolate. Jelly goes with bread, and bread crumbs are good on chicken. Chicken is good with ketchup. Ketchup is good on a hamburger. Hamburgers are sold at McDonald's. McDonald's is not healthy for you. If you like all or most of the stuff that I said here, copy and paste this onto you page. If you don't, copy and paste anyway but stop eating at McDonald's because it will make you fat.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (Screaming does count.)
If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the news is depressing, copy this into your profile.
If you noticed that in horror movies, it always happens when they're home alone during a thunderstorm at night, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste.
If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices inside your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 percent who hasn’t, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you think the Hermione/Ron ship is better than the Hermione/Harry, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you study the meaning of names, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you just read the 'copy and paste this' above this and tried to have a thumb war with yourself copy and paste both of these to your profile
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you and have called in reinforements copy and paste this onto your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. Hey, I warned you there were a lot of them. Don't blame me you read them all.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Hey, I warned you there were a lot of them. Don't blame me you read them all.
My Favorite Actors: Johnny Depp, Hayden Christensen, Hugh Jackman (X-Men), Rupert Grint (he's way better than Dan Radcliffe)
My Favorite Actresses: ROSE MCGOWAN, ALYSSA MILANO, HOLLY MARIE COMBS, SHAY MITCHELL, Emma Watson, Kaley Cuoco, and Natalie Portman
My Favorite Books: all 7 Harry Potter books, Star Wars sci-fi books, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Saving Zoe, Thirteen Reason Why, and many others that I can't think of right now
My Favorite Movies (i have a lot): Alyssa Milano movies, Rose McGowan movies, Will Ferrell movies, The Capture of the Green River Killer, Harry Potter (1-6), Pirates of the Caribbean (1-3), Star Wars (prequel and original), Juno, Step Up, X-Men (1-3), The Lion King (1 and 2), High School Musical 1, 2, and 3, RV, and Pride and Prejudice
My Favorite T.V. Shows (i have a lot of them, too): CHARMED, PRETTY LITTLE LIARS, Who's The Boss?, NCIS, Law and Order: SVU, iCarly, Victorious, Sonny with a Chance, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, The Big Bang Theory, Wizards of Waverly Place.
My Favorite Bands or Singers: EVANESCENCE is my favorite band, but I basically listen to everything.
My Favorite Pairings:
Charmed: Prue/Andy, Prue/Bane, Piper/Leo, Phoebe/Cole, Phoebe/Coop, Paige/Henry
Pretty Little Liars: Emily/Maya, Aria/Ezra, Spencer/Alex, Hanna/Lucas
iCarly: Sam/Freddie = SEDDIE!!
Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Luna/Neville... yeah, I'm pretty straight forward & kinda boring, i know...
My LEAST Favorite Pairings:
Charmed: Prue/Jack, Piper/Dan, Piper/Greg, Phoebe/Miles, Phoebe/Dex, Phoebe/Jason, Paige/Glen, Paige/Kyle
Pretty Little Liars: Emily/Toby, Aria/Noel, Hanna/Sean
iCarly: Carly/Freddie, Sam/Spencer
Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione, Hermione/Draco
Favorite Random and/or Funny Lines of All Time:
(me and michaela texting) me: "I wish we figured out who broke the freaking tv. It was probably the illegal immigrant cleaning lady." michaela: "Most likely! But that's debatable maybe it was kaylee cuz she got mad that we ate all the candy." me: "Good point... hhmmm... well that's one crime we'll never be able to solve, MacGuff." michaela: "But dear watson, anything can be solved!"
(at the White Hen Pantry with my friend and her mom) andrea: "Damn, this line is taking forever!" lori (andrea's mom): (in a quiet, secret agent voice) "The hen is now golden and has laid an egg." andrea: "Emily, I'm going to randomly text that to you during school."
(in history class) maia (singing): "It's the end of the world as Steen knows it." (stops singing) "You can put Steen in any song." (starts singing again) "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like Steen!" mr. anderson (singing): "Steen's bringin' sexy back." (FYI Steen is my friend Christine's nickname.)
(at lunch) andrea: "I had a dream I was at the mall in Hot Topic and all of a sudden there was a huge flood and then a giant purple Brachiosaurus came and I saved its life." me (cracks up laughing): "What the fuck?! Where the hell did that come from?"
(me and my friends playing zelda: ocarina of time on the nintendo 64) me: "What the hell is that?" karisa: "It's a demonic sheep. They put you in the videogame." me: "Thank you so much." michaela: "What am I?" karisa: (looks at michaela and narrows her eyes) "You're a hamster." michaela: laughs maniacally
maia: "I'm Dominican, and the other side of my family is completely white, so I'm like the dark chocolate candy in the bag." steen: "What?" maia: "I'm the caramel shot in the machiatto, y'know?" me: cracks up in the corner
(me and karisa texting) me: "damn, i have a lot of shirts..." karisa: "i am thinking about stealing some..." me: "If u wanna, be my guest. My drawer is already overflowing from the ones i don't wear." karisa: "yesss" me: "heehee. after that we can go looking 4 disco sticks and go TAZY CRAZY!!" karisa: "Oh my FUCKING GOODNESS BEST TEXT MESSAGE EVER"
"Oh, shit, you just punched me in the uteris!!" -my friend Nicolette at band practice
(at track meet at the high school walking through the parking lot) A silver Prius drives by. jill: "Pfft. Prius." (later that day driving home) me: "OH MY GOD THERE'S A PRIUS FOLLOWING US!! Pfft. Prius." (driving down Main Street in the town center) me: (points and shouts) "PFFT! PRIUS!" (looks out the side window, points and shouts) "PFFT! PRIUS" (drives by the next house, i look in the driveway, point and shout) "PFFT!! PRIUS!! Holy crap, there were two of the exact same color Prius in those two driveways right next to each other. Damn."
As you can tell, me and my friends kinda have odd conversations...
Piper: (has been shot and her blood is everywhere, sits up, with a corny smile) "Fear not, Prue, for I have good news!"
Patty: (Sees Phoebe and Paige playing pattycake while a demon is chasing Piper.) "I knew I should've gotten my tubes tied after Piper."
Piper: (walks over to Leo at the fireplace) "Did you make a fire?"
Prue: (On the phone with a younger Phoebe) "You did what...? To who...? For how many cookies...?"
Paige: "Forcefields...Explosions...Conjuring dragons... Something tells me I was at the back of the line for getting powers..."
"I am staring at my suitcase. Maybe if I stare long enough it'll pack itself." ~Rose McGowan's Twitter
"Aliens in Attic = Flowers in the Attic. Alien sibs then commit incest in 3D." ~Rose McGowan's Twitter
"I didn't buy anything. Was too overwhelmed. Went to a taco stand and got a quesadilla instead. I fail." ~Rose McGowan's Twitter
"Okay, so fancy peeps are at Comicon. Me? I just spent 4 hours cleaning my garage. Not gonna lie, I made it my bitch. :)" ~Rose McGowan's Twitter.
"So, I don't mean to be judgey. But Spencer and Heidi... They aren't for real right? What are they? Actors? Abstract performance art?" ~Alyssa Milano's Twitter
"A fake me is following me. I wonder how I'm doing this evening." ~Alyssa Milano's Twitter
Phoebe: "I'm thinkin if you tried it again with a little more oomph, you know, maybe some choreography and Piper could back you up with some old school beat box." -"We All Scream For Ice Cream", Season 3
Piper: "See what I mean? We have bigger, naked breasts to worry about!" Phoebe: "Paige has her naked breasts to worry about. I've got yours." -"Bare Witch Project", Season 7
(Paige writes "Kill Monkey!" on piece of paper, holds it up) Phoebe: (yelling) "Paige is proposing violence against the monkey!" -"Sense and Sense Ability", Season 5
Phoebe: "It could be the upstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue, the downstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue, or the sitting-in-the-kitchen-drinking-all-the-coffee Prue!"
Phoebe: "Quite possibly the finest glutes in all the city." Piper: "The state." Phoebe: "In all the land."
Piper: (arms full of groceries trying to open the front door, talking outloud to no one) "Don't worry, I can handle it all myself. It's me, the culinary packiderm!" -"Is There A Woogy In The House?", Season 1
Phoebe: "I forgot your question." Piper: "I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year." Phoebe: "That's disgusting. Please say yes." -"Something Wicca This Way Comes", Season 1
Piper: "Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?" Prue: "Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?" Piper: "Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?"
Piper: "It was all of those women showing off their sonogram pictures, and it was just working on my last nerve. Like, "Look, it's Jasper's first photo. And it's going to go on the fridge in a magnetic frame that says 'Jasper's First Photo'." Leo: "Okay, I thought prenatal yoga was supposed to help you relax." -Season 5
Billie: (bllows up the attic.) "There's no wrath like a woman scorned." (Then she runs away.) Piper: "Oooohhh. We so have to find her and bring her back here cause I am not cleaning up this mess." -"Battle of the Hexes", Season 8
Prue: "Alright, the best defense is a good offense. Are you ready?" Piper: "...No." Prue: "Yeah, you're ready." Piper: "No, no." Prue: "On three. One, two- don't hold my hand!- one, two, three!" -"The Honeymoon's Over", Season 3
Piper: "No, no, no, no! Very bad Prue! Very, very bad Prue!" dog growls "Hi, kudjo, who ya growlin at?" -"Look Who's Barking", Season 3
Piper: "Okay, I think we made it. I'm sure we made it. Do you think we made it?" -"All Hell Breaks Loose", Season 3
Piper: "You summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work so we could all die together?!" -"Womb Raider", Season 4
Paige: "If you think about it, he may be a d-" Phoebe: "Oh my god! If you say the D word, I might implode!" -"Still Charmed and Kicking", Season 8
Piper: "No! I can do the research. You need to talk to your fiance. We have enough firepower down here." Paige: "Don't say the F word!" Billie: "Firepower?" (Paige glares at Billie) Piper: "The party is on, dude!" Paige: "Dude..." -"Engaged and Confused", Season 8
Phoebe: "My boyfriend moved to Hong Kong. I'm thoroughly depressed. But I still managed to sign up six people and you have..." Paige: "I have none people." Phoebe: "None people..." -"Oh, My Goddess", Season 5 Finale
Piper: "I don't get it. I mean, why would a demon be interested in stealing peoples' dreams? I mean, they're just harmless erotic fun!" Paige: "Did you just say 'erotic'?" Piper: "Exotic. I said exotic." -"Sand Francisco Dreamin" Season 5
Paige: "Save me the quips and pass the caffeine. I have work to do." Piper: "What are you gonna do? Scry for Mother Nature and have a Wiccan word with her?" Paige: "Okay, you are way too perky, alright, and you're frightening me. Just saying." -"Oh My Goddess", Season 5 Finale
Piper: "You're not getting a God complex are you? Cause you know, they've got medication for that." -"Oh My Goddess", Season 5 Finale
Paige: "This isn't just me being obsessive! Okay, maybe a little bit, but its not just psychological or emotional, I really, really think its something..." Piper: "Mmmagical!" Paige: "Yeah for lack of a better term..." -"Oh My Goddess", Season 5 Finale
Phoebe: "Look at you! You're like soccer mom! Dare I say it, your life is almost normal!" -"Oh My Goddess", Season 5 Finale
Paige: "Okay! On your knees! Kiss the hand of the Paige!" -"Oh My Goddess", Season 5 Finale
Piper: "Demons and warlocks are red. Beings of light are white. Oh, yeah, well what's a bunyip, cause its not good or evil, so what the hell color is that?" -"Nymphs Just Wanna Have Fun", Season 5
Piper: "What'dya think of this snazzy costume?" -"Desperate Housewitches", Season 8
Piper: "I have two kids and a business, and I still find time to fight demons, too! Its not our fault you can't keep up!" Paige: "Piper, stop yelling at Death!" -"Styx Feet Under", Season 7
Piper: "Excuse me?" Billie: "I think he's talking about your sign" Piper: "Hang on a second, she gets a tiger and I'm some stinkin buffalo?" -"12 Angry Zen", Season 8
Piper: "I think I found something." Paige: "Huh?" Piper: "I said I think I found something! What, are you deaf now, too?" Paige: "Well, you're gonna go deaf first, don't forget, you're the older sister." Piper: "Yeah, I love you, too." -"Charrrmed", Season 7
Phoebe: "Yeah, the whole biological clock thing, it's very real and it's echoing. Ticktickticktickticktickticktick" Piper: "Okay, hey! Neurotic people, can we get back to my neurosis right now, please!" Phoebe: "Sure. Which one were we talkin about?" Piper: "The one where I'm a rotten mother who's raising an anti-social child." -"The Legend of Sleepy Halliwell", Season 6
Phoebe: "Yo ho, hello!" Piper: "Did you just call me a ho?" -"Charrrmed", Season 7
Prue: "I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time." Phoebe: "Thank you!" Prue: "It's amazing." -"All Halliwell's Eve", Season 3
Piper: "I'm gonna take out those chainsmokin' bitches if its the last thing I do." -"Hell Hath No Fury", Season 4
Billie: "You scratched my pretty belt!" Piper: "Oh, dear. Now its her pretty belt." -"Battle of the Hexes", Season 8
Piper: "You stole our sacred book so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?!" -"Hell Hath No Fury", Season 4
Leo: "Piper, this is completely illegal." Piper: "Yeah, well, so is marrying a dead guy! Let's not get technical here!" -"Exit Strategy", Season 3
Piper: "Paige, the Charmed Ones come first!" Phoebe: " 'The Charmed Ones comes first'?" Piper: "It always worked when Prue said it." -"A Knight to Remember", Season 4
Piper: "Okay, let me handle Wyatt. This requires a mother's touch. (short pause) Wyatt Matthew Halliwell! You will stop this nonsense right now!" Leo: "Wow, first time you used his full name." -Season 7
(Piper explodes a chair) Phoebe: "Uh, Piper? That was Paige's chair." Piper: "Yeah, I know. It was ugly." -Season 4
Piper: "We're gonna do talkshows and book signings and movie deals and then be taken by the CIA and dissected!" Prue: "How can you be joking about this, Piper?" Piper: "Who's joking?" -"All Hell Breaks Loose", Season 3
Leo: "Are you okay?" Piper: "Am I okay? Prue is a dog and Phoebe is a banshee! I am not even in the vicinity of okay!" -"Look Who's Barking", Season 3
(really sarcastic) Piper: "Ooh, please, please, somebody help me! The mean demon is dipping me into the water and its really cold!" -"A Witch's Tail", Season 5
Piper: "Could you give me all the bad news at once? Do you have to keep doling it out for dramatic effect?" -"Look Who's Barking", Season 3
Piper: "Who would shoot a gnome? And why is the g silent?" -"Charmed Noir", Season 7
Phoebe: "Those demons do have a way of keeping you warm at night." Piper: "Yeah, but that's only cause they have fireballs." -Season 7
adult Wyatt: "Was this before or after he swallowed the marble?" Piper: "Marble? What marble?" Phoebe: "Easy on the future information." adult Wyatt: "Of course. You're right." Piper: "But really, what marble?" -"Imaginary Feinds", Season 7
Leo: "The Source took The Hollow!" Piper: "Already on that train, honey. It took my powers. Anything else?" -Season 4
Piper: "Um, no, we changed the past to fix the future and saved the present. That's all." -"Forever Charmed", Season 8
(Billie turns Leo invisible) Piper: "Oh, no, why'd you go and do that? Who's gonna pick up the kids?" -Piper Halliwell, "Battle of the Hexes", Season 8
"Dude, just take the dome off." "Thanks, Nancy Drew." -Leah and Juno, JUNO deleted scenes
"My parents divorced when I was five. Now my mom lives on a Havisee reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Coincidentally, she sends me a cactus every year for Valentine's Day. And I'm like, 'Thanks a heap, coyote ugly. This cactus gram stings way worse than your abandonment.' Now my dad is married to my stepmom, Bren. She's totally obsessed with dogs, owns a nail salon, and always smells like methyl methacrilite." -Juno talking about her family, JUNO
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