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Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. For more reading, go here. What up, son? This is Cranberry Octopus formerly known as moldycookies. Why did I change my name? I don't know, why are you imagining me speaking this like the guys do in Epic Meal Time? Bacon strips. Bacon strips. Bacon strips. I don't know, but I have issues. My livejournal is still moldycookies! So it should be pretty easy to insert and stuff, mhmm, yeah. You love me, don't deny it. what the fuck. BYE. | |||||||||
1. strings » reviewsAt first, Itachi thought that it was some kind of heaven or limbo. Or perhaps he was stuck in some sort of trance state before someone passes on to the afterlife. Multi-chapter. Anthology.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,790 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-16-11 - Published: 8-28-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H.2. Empty Caskets reviewsUnfinished nonsense. KakaSaku. Written for the AU Contest, my theme was Vampires.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-2-11 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete3. Fixed reviewsKakashi becomes upset over something Sakura did, but she doesn't quite get what the big deal is. It was just a plant. Rated M for a reason.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-5-11 - Sakura H. & Kakashi H. - Complete4. Super Team Seven » reviewsThe Uchiha glowered at his pink-haired teammate. She may have looked stupid from this point but she was an evil genius, an evil genius bent on destroying the world. "Idiots." SasuSaku and Good ol' Team Seven Love.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-16-11 - Published: 4-26-10 - Team Seven - Complete5. SILF reviews"SILF, you know, Sensei I'd Like to Fu -" Kakashi is feeling a little lonely on Valentine's Day. Perhaps his sensei could help him out with that. KakaSaku. AUish. Gift-fic for PockyPhoto.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-15-11 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete6. Quelled reviewsHermione and Draco have been forced to work together because of some new "employee policy" with the "new ministry" in order to promote goodwill towards each other. Needless to say Ron and apparently Harry were not happy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-26-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete7. It Rounds Out » reviewsWhen Kakashi first woke up, his thought was that it was definitely going to be an off day; and that wasn't even the start of it. Written for the Poe Challenge in the KakaSaku LJ Comm.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-22-11 - Published: 1-14-11 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete8. Heiwa » reviewsIn the Uncharted-verse. Drabble 002. When Sasuke leaves, Itachi takes it the hardest. Set before "Uncharted."Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-6-11 - Published: 1-4-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete9. The Retail Chronicles reviewsA series of unrelated drabbles about the misfortunes of having a job in the retail industry. Co-written by Paisley May. Drabble .029: Sakura tries to divide her attention between Itachi and her two blonde idiots.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-4-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete10. Uncharted reviewsIt all started with a house fire, which wasn't his fault by the way, totally not his fault. And he wasn't trying to break them up, really, he wasn't. He just thought that they should wait a while. Like fifty years or something. KakaSaku. Non-mass. AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,277 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-31-10 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete11. beam of light reviewsThere is one promise in life: Death. When Sasuke dies, there are few things that are certain. He is going to die, and he has done wrong; he can only hope that whatever deity up there will be merciful. Character death. Sasuke-centric.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-16-10 - Sasuke U. - Complete12. advice from peanuts reviewsKakashi had a fairly rough childhood, and living his life alone really didn't help the whole socializing thing. So he considered himself to be well versed in harsh times. Somethings, Kakashi noticed, were just not fair. At all. Ever. One-shot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-24-10 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete13. stars f a d i n g reviewsOn a very special day for a very special someone, Sakura needs a little help from a long lost teammate to move on from the past. SasuSaku. Post-ship. One-shot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-10-10 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete14. couple up reviewsIn which Sakura is caught in the middle of her addiction and Kakashi's just enjoying it a little too much.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-11-10 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete15. The Frog Hokage reviewsKakashi then glared at nothing in particular. He hated his life. Really. He did. "I don't know; it was tea. Simple, sugary and delicious tea. Tea, which apparently turns Hokage's into frogs!" Written for the KakaSaku Fairytale challenge.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-29-10 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete16. The Philander's Escapades reviewsIn which Ino is awesome. Sakura is Sakura. And Kakashi is stubborn and kinda annoying. Sakura pointed at him accusingly. "Of course he wouldn't tell you because he doesn't tell anyone because he's an ASS." KakaSaku. Plus Ino's opinion on the side.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-24-10 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete17. Of Moments and Missed Things reviewsThe sixteen-year-old immediately glowered at the idiot for being so dense. "Because," she flailed, "He'll rape me! Look! He even has the whistle and everything so I can't even alert you guys when it's happening!" Various Pairings. Team Seven. Drabbles.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-13-10 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete18. Snowed In reviewsSasuSaku. Team Seven Love. Sakura rolled her eyes while Sasuke just scoffed at their loud teammate. "Come here, Naruto," Sakura beckoned, "Group hug?" Who knew being snowed in could be this fun?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-6-10 - Team Seven - Complete19. Protection reviewsOne-shot. "Sai." Said Kakashi. "If this is how a village is run, I no longer wish to be a part of it." He was angry, that was clear, and defensive. KakaSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-5-10 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete20. Oh, The Joys of Womanhood reviewsSakura makes an unfortunate discovery while working. Meanwhile Genma is intent on annoying the absolute crap out of her, she is busy hiding from Kakashi-sensei in a local drug-store.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-16-09 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete
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