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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Torchwood, Star Trek: 2009, Spring Awakening, Glee, and X-Men: The Movie. "Last one to the bridge has to hold hands with Hanschen!" Pairings: X-Men: First Class: Charles/Erik Supernatural: Sam/Dean Destiel (even though I haven't gotten to the part with Castiel in it yet...) Merlin: Merlin/Arthur Gwen/Morgana Arthur/Lancelot Merlin/Lancelot Gwen/Lancelot Spring Awakening: Hanschen/Ernst Wendy/Melchi Melchior/Moritz Thea/Otto Anna/Georg Bones: Zach/Jack Hodgins Angela/Hodgins Bones/Booth Star Trek: Spirk (Spock/Kirk) Kirk/McCoy Chekov/Sulu Harry Potter: Harry/Draco Harry/Ginny Hermionie/Ron Hermionie/Snape Snape/Lilly Lilly/James Remus/Tonks Remus/Sirius Torchwood: Janto Owen/Tosh Doctor Who: Rose/Ten Jack/Doctor Kirk: Mr. Spock, you'd make an excellent computer. Kirk: Really, Mr. Spock, you're becoming more and more human every day. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Quotes: So my friends and I were looking at a deck of cards with the Torchwood characters on it, and we were remarking on who was on what card. So my friend said: Jack is on all the kings, and Gwen is on all the queens, and Ianto is on a jack. Though it would be Jack on a Ianto... Wash: "Everything looks good from here... (playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive." John has skulled half a bottle of vodka Jack: So, how was rehab? John: Rehabs. Plural. Jack: Drink, drugs, sex and ...? John: Murder. Jack: laughs You went to murder rehab? John: I know. Ridiculous. The odd kill, who does it hurt? Jack: worried You clean now? John: deadpan Yeah, kicked everything, living like a priest. John: I think I'm starting to see what he likes about this place. She's beautiful, he's stunning... Gwen: Don't you ever stop? John: What? Five minutes to live, you want me to behave? Oh, that's gorgeous. Gwen: That's a Poodle! John: It's nice! Tosh: No I can't just hook something up! the entire telephone network is down! Owen: What about a mobile connection? Tosh: Talking to an idiot voice The entire, telephone, network, is down! Ianto: Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken. mimics telephone Hello? Anyone there? normal No, 'cause the phones aren't working! Owen: How do you know all that? Ianto: I know everything. And it says so on the bottom of the screen. Ianto: I have searched for the phrase "I shall walk the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds," but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers. Owen: So, I'm King of the Weevils maybe even Weevil Messiah. Jack: What's is it with you? Ever since Owen died, all you've done is agree with him! Ianto: I was brought up not to speak ill of the dead. Even if they do still do most of their talking for themselves Tosh: I'm intolerant of vasoactive amines. Banana: What? Tosh: Bananas make me vomit. Bloopers Jack: Remember, the maximum res-erection time is two minutes. Pause. Everyone starts laughing hysterically. | |||||||
1. Magic reviewsOneshot. AU, but hear me out. I usually won't read AU's, but it's actually very closely tied to the movie 'verse. Erik is a magician and Charles is his reluctant but sexy magician.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-16-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete2. What Hank Thought Alex Wouldn't Do reviewsHank sorta has a little thing for Alex. And Alex may or may not be tentatively flirting with Hank by making him pancakes and surprising him in the library.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-15-11 - Havok/Alexander S. & Beast - Complete3. Needs reviewsNOT a smut fic. Gen, Erik&Raven. My take on the scene between Erik and Raven when they kiss.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-3-11 - Magneto & Mystique - Complete4. Like a Greek god reviewsONESHOT. Erik notices that Charles keeps looking at his beauteous musculature because who wouldn't? :D , and decides to tease him with various displays of semi-naked strength etc.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-14-11 - Published: 6-13-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete5. NotQuite Brotherly Love reviewsONESHOT. Slash Charles Xavier/Erik Lensherr. Charles is a pushy bottom and Erik needs to take control. Definite M rating for delicious sexin'.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-8-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto6. What Chess Leads To reviewsComplete PWP. ONESHOT. Charles Prof. X and Erik Magneto are playing chess in Charles' study, when Charles' telepathic powers get up to a little mischief.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-6-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete7. See There's Showering in Gym Class reviewsONESHOT. Hansi knows Ernst watches him change after gym class. Ernst doesn't know that. He also doesn't know that Hanschen finds him devastatingly handsome. Well, handsome enough to pull into the river with him...Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-25-10 - Hanschen R. & Ernst R. - Complete8. Good Things Come to Those Who Wait reviewsPrompted from lj, so you know it's gonna be some delicious, nasty, kinky stuff. Not really spoilers, except for inserting new charries. It's kind of a PWP, but there's a tiny bit of plot OH MY!Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-12-10 - Blaine A. & Kurt H.9. Otto's Hair, and How Hanschen Wants It reviewsONESHOT This is a semi-companion piece to "Meetings in Vineyards", and it's about the time that Hanschen tried to emulate Otto's famous sausage curls, and how it totally fails. Read/Review now and you get light complimentary Hernst smut, free of charge!Spring Awakening - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-22-09 - Hanschen R. & Ernst R. - Complete10. Of Meetings in Vineyards reviewsONESHOT My thoughts on Hanschen's feelings during the Word of Your Body Reprise scene. Because really, Hanschen is a total softie. I smushed Andy Mientus/Ben Fankhauser and the Andy Mientus/Ben Moss performances together. Unfortunately no smut.Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-5-09 - Hanschen R. & Ernst R. - Complete11. Midnight Bridge Shift reviewsONESHOT. Pavel is lusting after a certain pilot, so Jim decides to help him. Everyone really should have realized not to ask for relationship advice from Jim. Hikaru/Pavel, mentioned Jim/Spock. No detailed sexytimes, just implied.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-11-09 - H. Sulu & P. Chekov - Complete12. When We're Holding Hands, It's Like Having Sex reviewsCrack!fic. Spock and Sulu and Chekov have the irresistable urge to SING AND DANCE! So the song they choose is a very logical song. Jizz in My Pants by the Lonely Island. No sexytimes, sorry. Spirk.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-5-09 - Spock & J. Kirk13. The Curse of the Mary Sue reviewsIn which a Mary Sue runs loose, Uhura releases her inner BAMF, and Chekov lusts after Sulu. Just another day on the Enterprise. Major Crack!fic, not meant to be taken seriously AT ALL! Rated for language.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-1-09 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete14. Te amo, Pavel Andreievech Chekov reviewsONESHOT. Chekov finds Sulu's second language VERY erotic, especially when whispered passionately in his ear...Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-30-09 - P. Chekov & H. Sulu - Complete15. The First Time Pavel Chekov reviewsSeven of Pavel Chekov's firsts, including: first kiss, first love, and first time he got too drunk to walk! Fluffy, not PWP. Sorry. I'll do another of Pavel/Hikaru PWP if people want it.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-22-09 - P. Chekov & H. Sulu - Complete16. Successful Con reviewsPWP. Shameless steamy Janto smut. Hinted Tosh/Owen. Established Janto relationship. Set towards the beginning of the second season. Definite M.Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-12-08 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete17. Jack is Back and Ianto's Horny reviewsNO PLOT! Jack is back from the Master and Ianto is horny. Being without Jack will do that to an adorable Welshman. Set during "avoiding ourselves" stage in KKBB. No spoilers for anything but the 1st season if even. Shameless smut. My 1st attempt. at eitheTorchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-9-08 - Ianto J. & Jack H. - Complete18. Stupid Arguments » reviewsWhen James infuriates Lily on the train ride to Hogwarts, how will he get her to fall in love with him? Rated for language and will posibly change in the future. I'm bad at summaries, and no, there isn't a full summary inside. Just read and review please!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 4-8-08
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