Heyah I love Torchwood and Doctor Who and TWILIGHT so much so i thought I would write some stories about them since ive read nearly everyone there is. I know I cant write stories very well :( so be nice when review.

Name; Laura

Age; 16

Faviorite Parings ; Jack/Gwen & 10/Rose & Edward/Bella & Jasper/Bella & Carlisle/Bella

Hated Parings ; Jack/Ianto & 10/anything else

Quote of the week (you may find it below):

Tosh: While hacking the military network Come on guys, that wasn't even difficult, you disappoint me. Ianto: It's almost obscene what you do to security systems.

It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share. (Alice Cullen, Twilight)

Fav Quotes

Owen: Is that a dress Tosh?

Tosh: I do believe it is Owen.

The Doctor: Weird, you're not special, you're not powerful, you're not connected, you're not clever, you're not important...? Donna: This friend of yours, just before she left, did she punch you in the face?

Toshiko: You said we weren't allowed to use that again. Jack: It's just a mind probe. Ianto: Remember what happened last time you used it? Jack: That was different. And that species has extremely high blood pressure. Ianto: Oh, right. Their heads must explode all the time.

Ianto: Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string, everything, absolutley everything, no phones, phones all broken, miming phone Hello anyone there?, NO, cos the phones aren't working.

Owen: how'd you know that? Ianto: I know everything, and it says so on the bottom of the screen.

Ianto: They know more about this place than I do, nobody knows more than I do.

Jack: Ok, let's go back and see what we can piece together. Gwen: Taking charge again, are you? Jack: I was hoping for a little power struggle resolved by some naked wrestling.

Jack: Ianto, how many people have we given amnesia pills to? Ianto: two thousand and eight. Owen enthusiastically Hey! what if they all become psychotic! Tosh: Do you have to sound so happy? Owen: Yeah, But I'm just saying!

Ianto: You sure you don't want anything Tosh? Tosh: Really sure, a friend of mine got Hepatitus off a burger from one of these places. Jack puts his Burger down

Owen: Period military is not the dress code of a straight man.

Voiceover: Space lane traffic is advised to stay away from Sol 3, also known as Earth. Pilots are warned that Sol 3 is nearing terminal extinction. Planet Earth is closed. Planet Earth is closed...

Jack: That one's for Ianto. Risen Mitten, Life Knife, and that old classic...Stun Gun.

Owen: I hate the countryside. It's dirty, it's unhygienic. And what is that smell? Gwen: That would be grass. Owen: It's disgusting.

Tosh: All I'm saying is once in a while, I'd like to drive. Owen: All I'm saying is no. Tosh: Why not? Owen: Look, I've shared cars with women before and I know what'll happen; there'll be an emergency, we'll all hurry to go, I jump in, what do I find? Seat's in the wrong position, rearview mirror's out of line, and the steering wheel's in my crotch.

(after Owen hobbles out of cell naked with his hands over his genitals) Gwen: Are you all right now? Or are you still feeling a bit of a cock?

Jack: Put your trousers on and get out. NOW! It almost breaks my heart to say those words.

Jack: Before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of “Torchwood”? Owen: Er, yeah, that would be me. Sorry, I’m a twat.

Rose: Who are you? The Doctor: I told you, I'm The Doctor. Rose: Yeah, but... Doctor what? The Doctor: Just "The Doctor". Rose: "The Doctor"? The Doctor: cheerfully Hello!

Rose: She slapped you. The Doctor: Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother. Rose: Your face... The Doctor: It hurt! Rose: You're so gay!

The Doctor: Donna, you've got to jump. Donna: I'm in my wedding dress! The Doctor: Yes! You look lovely! Come on! Donna: I can't do it! The Doctor: Trust me! Donna: Is that what you said to her? Your friend? The one you lost? Did she trust you? The Doctor: Yes, she did. And she is not dead. She is so alive!

Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find.

How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?
Alice Cullen

Trust me, Bella. If anyone sets up a roadblock, it will be behind us.
Alice Cullen

Try not to trip. We don’t have time for a concussion today.
Alice Cullen

You know you like Tochwood when:

1. You have endless arguments about whether Jack goes with Gwen or Ianto (Gwen) and you get caught passing notes in maths or (insert lesson here) for doing just that

2. You buy John Barroman's album and realise that all of the songs on there can relate in some way to Torchwood love triangles

3.You watch old episodes endlessly on Youtube

4. You live on BBC iPlayer, and stay up until the new episode come on so you can watch it before anyone else

5. You can quote from the episodes

6.You actually have dreams about Torchwood characters (proper dreams, not daydreams, everyone has those)

7.You watch other programs just because they have members of the Torchwood cast in

8. It becomes your life amibtion to kill/maim Rhys in some way (frying pan always works)

9.You spend HOURS on Youtube watching ship videos

10. You trail the internet for HOURS to find spoilers for episodes other than Reset

...if you have any of these symptoms copy and pase this onto your profile. If you have all of them, I'll be very worried

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted.

How Stereotypical
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S and B'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (worrying thing is I do love tea and crickek and I happen to have a cockney accent… but that’s not the point)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want/need a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.