Basic Information:
My name is Jessica (I was going to say something clever, but I already put my name on some of my fics).
I'm older than 1, but younger than 100.
I live in my own personal wonderland (it's okay, they know me here).
Favorites:
Movie: My favorite movie, well, movies are the Pirates of the Caribbean (henceforth known as POTC) trilogy, the Lethal Weapon saga, the Lord of the Rings (LOTR) trilogy, the Indiana Jones saga, and the Die Hard saga. Moulin Rouge! rocked my socks, too!
Book: There are so many! Um, if I had to choose it would be a tie between the Twilight saga (excluding the fourth book) and the Harry Potter saga.
Actor/Actress: Favorite actresses? Um, Marilyn Monroe, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Julie Andrews (the hills are aliiiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuuuusic!), Nicole Kidman... yep, that's about it. Favorite actors? Let's see, there's Johnny Depp (duh!), Brad Pitt, Mel Gibson in Mad Max, Bruce Willis, Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, Hayden Christensen, Viggo Mortensen, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and Richard Gere. Um... I think that's it. Oh, wait! I forgot Georgie! I love George Clooney! Um, yeah, now that's it... well, except for Mark Wahlberg... :drools:... He was hot in Shooter. Oh, yeah! And Joaquin Phoenix! Um, and, Jonathan Taylor Thomas and kinda sorta Orlando Bloom (but, not so much... only a little) and Mark Harmon was HAWT back in the day and, and, and... I'm sure there are a lot more but those are the only ones I can think of right now. Besides, it's not 'Actors I think are hot', it's 'Favorite Actors'.
City: New York. Never been there, unfortunately, but I would love, love, lurve to go there one day!
TV show: Well, there's CSI:NY, Bones, and recently canceled Moonlight. Then there's Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM), and Two and a Half Men. Oh, yeah... NCIS, too!
Music/Band: My favorite type of music... tie between heavy metal and grunge. Favorite bands include: Buckcherry, Shinedown, Metallica, Puddle of Mudd, Three Doors Down, Three Days Grace, System of a Down (SOAD), Korn, Drowning Pool, Breaking Benjamin, Theory of a Deadman, Nickelback, Saliva, Hellyeah, Slip Knot, Audioslave/Sound Garden/Anything Chris Cornell, LIVE, Nirvana, Fallout Boy (my guilty pleasure), and Gym Class Heroes (my REALLY guilty pleasure).
Food: Fettuccine Alfredo with chicken... now I'm hungry :stomach rumbles: o.O
Pastime: Tie between reading, watching TV/movies, surfing FF.net or the internet in general, and writing or drawing
Now that you know my favorite TV shows and movies, I suppose you're wondering what 'ships I'm into, huh? Be warned, I normally go for the unconventional, never-gonna-happen-in-real-life pairings. Screw Mr. Right and Prince Charming! Give me Mr. Good Enough and Mr. Right Now. Put 'em both together and we can have Good Enough for Right Now! (Not to mention a hot threesome)!! At the very least, give me something unexpected, a bad-boy/womanizer/player turned adoring husband/bad-boy, but I digress... On to the fleet!
SHIPS:
CSI:NY - DL, FIESTA, MicMac, Rangell
Bones - B&B (duh!) and Hodgela
Moonlight - I'm torn between MickBeth and JoBeth
NCIS - Tiva, Jibbs/Mibbs (Lt. Colonel Mann), McAbby
POTC: Once again torn between canon Willabeth and unconventional fanon Sparrabeth
Harry Potter: D/G, H/Hr, Ron/Luna - I've also read some D/Hr that’s okay, too.
I have one huge pet peeve that is very important, as FF.net is a writing website. I cannot stand sloppily written fics. Bad grammar, punctuation, spelling, and flat out awful writing drive me nuts. IF the fic has an extremely interesting plot, I might continue reading, but normally if the fic contains repetitive errors, I quit reading it.
Updates:
I have a few one-shots for CSI:NY and POTC ruminating in my head and I'll post them as soon as they're written.
Updates will be sporadic. I haven't the time to update but every few days or once a week.
My Writing Style:
I haven't the attention span or the patience to concentrate on long fics (probably why my first fic bombed) so, you can expect mostly one-shots and drabbles from me. Also, I consider myself a very funny, fun-loving kind of gal so I like to challenge myself and write angst-y/dramatic fics. Sure, I'm prone to give the couple a happy ending, but I like the road to happiness to have a few bumps. Mostly I save my humor for my reviews. I can't describe the feeling I get when I give/receive a hilarious review. Anyone who's received a review from me can attest to the fact that I try my damnedest to make them laugh, or at the very least smile, even if the fic was angst-y or sad. However, that's not to say that there aren't some humorous fics in the works. Nevertheless, I'm a slave to the muse and of late, she's been hankering for some good 'ole angst.
What I Like to Read/Write:
- Humor
-Romance
- Angst
- Parody (as long as it’s not too ridiculous)
- Mystery
- Drama
Well, I think that's it.
I think.
Not really sure.
Um...
Yeah, that's it... isn't it?
ISN'T IT?
:runawayscreamingbloodymurder:
:enter the muse:
Yep, that was it.
Just a note about my icons/avatars:
A friend of mine is an avid LJ user and he sends me icons by the boat-loads... so, that being said, please don't PM saying I stole your icons. It wasn't me, blame Deej and his sticky fingers (er, keys? mouse?). All you have to do is send me a nice PM asking for credit and I will gladly post it on my profile.
Put this in your sig if all your friends live in your computer... sad, I know... Hey, it's not for lack of trying, I'm just a vampire. I drain all my real friends. I just get soooo hungry... :drools: Do I smell blood?
PUT THIS IN YOUR SIG TO SAVE ALL THE VAMPIRE BUNNIES... Wait, what?
Welcome to my world... be afraid... mwahhahahahaha :coughgagcoughcough: Sorry, I ran out of steam :P
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