UPDATE: 9/25/2009

Hey guys! How are you? I haven't updated this stuff for over three months- sorry! I just have been soooooooooooo busy, and unfortunately will continue to be so. :(

I checked my e-mail and saw all the wonderful reviews you guys left me, it really made my day!

Like I said, I am so busy and it'll be difficult for me to update Figure It Out anytime soon, but I'll definitely try!!

Love,

Tina

About Me:

Hey guys, you guys can refer to me as Tina Redwood. It's obviously a pen name! :) I write Harry Potter fan fic, although I do have some plans for other types of fan fiction later on.

I like my stories FUNNY and SMUTTY. I'm not a big fan of dark, angsty things, so if you want some sexy humor, you've come to the right place.

As all other fanfiction writers, I thrive in reviews, private messages, etc. And please do keep in mind that while I care a lot about grammar and spelling, I may sometimes make typos. Please overlook these mistakes! ;)

CURRENT MULTI-CHAPTER STORIES, STILL UPDATING:

Figure It Out: A Dramione fic! Need I say more? I had this idea for ages, almost immediately after I finished my very first fic, Seducing Mr. Malfoy. :)

COMPLETED STORIES& ONE SHOTS

Seducing Mr. Malfoy: A Dramione multi-chapter that so many people liked despite mistakes! :D
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee: A one shot made up of funny letters between your favorite characters, rated T.
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee Part 2: A continuation of the above, rated M.
Hogwarts Chat Room: Randomness, obnoxious Draco, pedophile Snape, and horny Harry.
Guy Next Door: Ginny/OC smut in three chapters, requested by JulieMalfoyZabini.
Girls Say the Darnest Things: A comedy fic with all the girls you know, love, and/or hate. :)
SexyWitches Inc.: Blaise/Ginny. Yes, there is smut but romantic. My post popular fic so far. :D

ANTICIPATED FICS:

- Something with the character of Sydney Henrie (@Sid_Henrie on Twitter)- don't steal him, he's mine! >:)

- Something about everyone's favorite OC, Ginger Stotts!!

:~:~DISCLAIMER~:~:

OF COURSE I don't own Harry Potter,
OF COURSE I don't own its characters (except the OC's).
If I did, I'd be J.K. Rowling and super rich.

And if I was J.K. Rowling, why would I be writing on Fanfiction.net?

(I'm not writing the above disclaimer in ANY of my fics, since I wrote it here.)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.