| caveat lector |
Author has written 13 stories for Death Note, Soul Eater, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, and Harry Potter. UPDATE, APRIL 2010 Hello, there. I'm not gonna tell you my name, 'cause I'm weird like that. Mwaha. I'm 17 years old, and I live alone in a small apartment somewhere in Copenhagen, Denmark. I'm currently attending the 'gymnasie', which is a mix of the American high school and college. It's like Grammar School in Britain, I think... My 'Majors' are Latin, Ancient Greek, German, English, Danish and History and my 'Minor' is Music. Oh, and my pen-name means 'let the reader beware'. (This usually means that the content of whatever the reader's reading may be very incorrect or subjective). I beta-read for my good friend Kashii Ai (Soul Eater fandom. Her writing will melt your heart~), and Free Of Mundane Thoughts (writes the sweetest Death Note stories, though she seems to be as stuck as I am at the moment. Please encourage her by reviewing!) Personality Disorder Test results: Paranoid: Very high. (This means that I'm afraid that you secretly hate me) Test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv | |||||||||
1. Mind the Gap reviewsFred and George get drunk on rum. Things get slightly silly and incest is in the air. FredxGeorge, rated for language, incest and overuse of the name 'Percy'Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-10 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete2. Room of Angels » reviewsAU: 'Light is scared to death. He was just walking home from school one day, when all of a sudden everything went black at the train crossing. Now he's in some twisted dimension where he's guaranteed to go insane.' Contains violence and insanity.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,758 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 3-9-09 - Light Y.3. Courage: The Cowardly Dog reviewsEpisodes of 'Courage the Cowardly Dog' written as 'literature'. Will contain many different episodes and writing-styles. Nostalgia for some, hopefully new horrors for others. First chapter: Freaky Fred.Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-21-09 - Courage4. Why caveat lector Should Not Write Yaoi reviewsLadies and gentlemen, this amazing clichéstorm of a parody will surely either make you laugh 'till you drop or have you writing very angry reviews! LightxL, nothing serious, parody of a lot of smut in the world.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-17-09 - Light Y. & L - Complete5. Death Note Royale » reviewsAU: Death Note – Battle Royale style. A class is put on an island for three days. The rules? Only one survives. Violence, insanity, language, and sexuality. Also for those who haven't read Battle Royale. No OCs or B.R.-characters. Age-modifications.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-8-09 - Published: 6-4-096. Chronically Crona » reviewsAmusing little oneshots featuring Crona and Ragnarok dealing with the general wonders of life. Contains Ragnarok vs Excalibur aka: the shouting-match . Rated for language, updated whenever. Chapter 2: The birds and the bees.Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-26-09 - Published: 8-24-09 - Crona & Ragnarok7. Winternacht reviewsAU: Crona's life is tough: her mother uses her to experiment with drugs and even her own shadow thinks she's a bad person. It was horrible until Maka showed up. But nothing is forever, and Crona has to learn this the hard way. Oneshot, possibly twoshot.Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-15-09 - Crona & Maka8. My Favourite Game reviewsSongfic to The Cardigans' 'My Favourite Game'. A look on Mello and Matt's 'relationship'. MxM, rated for language and sexual content. Mello's PoV.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-7-09 - Mello & Matt - Complete9. Picture Perfect » reviewsWammy's House seemed like the perfect place to raise genius children. But on the inside of those old walls, the children were all rotting slowly from the inside. Instead of creating great achievers, nothing but insanity and hatred was spawned.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-16-09 - Published: 4-19-0910. Goodnight, Sweet Princess » reviewsAU: Had Light known what Misa would do to him, he would've never let her into his life. But now it's too late, and he's sure that she's going to kill him... after all; she has killed before. Rated for insanity and violence.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-3-09 - Published: 2-17-09 - Light Y. & Misa A. - Complete11. Good Girl reviewsCrona wanted to be a good girl. It was actually the only thing he really cared about. AU, Human!RagnarokxMale!Crona, rated for rape, incest, and other unpleasant things.Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-23-09 - Crona & Ragnarok - Complete12. The Rapist reviewsHow could Crona not suffer from the desperate lack of symmetry in his hair? Kid, for one, suffered plenty, and he was going to do something about that awful asymmetry! No pairings, rated for Ragnarok's language.Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-5-09 - Death The Kid & Crona - Complete13. Beyond Beautiful reviewsIn the morning the snow would have been cruelly ruined and would no longer be beautiful and white, but watery and almost black; snow losing its virginity. B-oneshot, M for some language and violence.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-24-08 - BB - Complete