| DMHPsasunaru |
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hi!! I decided to change my name from HPDMsasunaru to DMHPsasunaruas i prefer the pairings of the latter! (dom!Draco and dom!Sasuke) so it makes more sense (to me) that way. Right i suppose i'll tell you a bit about myself. I'm a 17 year old English muggle and I would love to be a witch and go to Hogwarts. I went on the HP website and sorted myself--I was in Slytherin!! Yay!! My favourite colour is green, so I love Harry's eyes!! I recently did a quiz on tickle.com called 'Which Harry Potter character are you?' and I came out as Voldermort! I am so evil... Here is the link to the quiz if you would like to take the test and find out which character you are like: http://web.tickle.com/entertainment/quizzes/show/1504 As you've probley guessed i hate Harry Potter--Joking!!--the only thing i don't like about it is Harry and Draco aren't together...nobody can have that much passion between them and not want to shag--and come on they're both so gay!! Personly I see Harry as a Snake breeder or DADA teacher rather than a Auror. I would love to read a story about him aiming for that goal rather then the traditional Auror story. I also resently decided Harry would also be great as a nursery/reception teacher and work with small children, or maybe a social worker and help protect abused/neglected children (consedering where he grew up) . This is probley due to the fact that I love Sub!Harry stories where he is an amazing cook and loves children and is kind of like a house husband to (Dom!)Draco, except maybe working part time in a job that involves small children. I also love Naruto! Sasuke and Naruto are so made for each other!! I've watched most of the series and read most of the chapters! and any fanfics where they are a couple...they're just perfect together i just want to go awww! As far as i am concerned Harry & Draco and Sasuke & Naruto should not be with anyone else so i don't tend to read fics like that (except the odd threesomes were Harry and Draco are with another character as well as fics were they are not paired with anyone--but these are very rare and I tend not to enjoy them to much--I can't even read the HP series anymore!!) Though recently I have grown to LOVE Charmed & Harry Potter Crossovers with the pairing of ChrisHarry, though there are suprisingly little of that pairing out there. Can anybody recomend any? I have a couple (the only ones I could find) in my favourites, if anyone is interested in reading any--They're very good and well writen. I recomend; A New Life in San Francisco; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3104412/1/A_New_Life_in_San_Francisco Torn Between Sides; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3632982/1/Torn_between_Sides both by Phoenix Catcher Harry Potter and A Seperate Destiny; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3454384/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Separate_Destiny by Early-Frost, which at the moment is onhold until another of her stories is completed. I've also recently become rather fond of Harry Potter next generation fics were Scorpius and Albus Severus are paired together, so obviously Harry and Draco are with others, so i've managed to put up with it as it is not the main pairing. Although I have read a couple where Harry and Draco get together later after they realise they were meant to be together (because they obviously are!!)--I love them!! I adore Mpreg stories! The way I rationalise it is this is fanfiction, hence the 'FICTION'. And you can do whatever you like in fiction as it is not real (no matter how much I hope!). I've read a couple of stories where there are bearers or carriers in the world, whom are basically males that can carry children. Therefore in my mind Harry and Naruto are bearers/carriers and can carry Draco and Sasuke's children respectively. Or in Harry Potter a wizard has magical creature blood (Veela!!) which allows them to carry children and the kyuubi allows Naruto to bear children by messing with his insides. I know it is not realistic but it is fiction and therefore allowed to be unrealistic. CHALLENGE!! Hi profile viewers (as rare as you are)! I have some challenges for anyone who reads this; Challenge Number 1; I would love to read a Harry Potter/Naruto crossover where Harry and Naruto are childhood friends/brother relationship. Naruto and co. employed by Voldemort/deatheaters and Harry goes dark. I would also love it if it was a sasunaru and DMHP fic! (maybe Sasuke and Draco could be a bit jealous? Up to you who sides with Harry i don't mind! (although I'd prefer him on the dark side) I hope somebody accepts my challenge and if you do could you please contact me!! I would write it myself but it never sounds good in my attempts. Challenge Number 2; As you have probably read above I have recently taken a liking to ChrisHarry (Charmed HarryPotter Crossover) fics. Unfortunately I have only found about three stories in this category and I would love to read more, so if you can recomend any or perhaps write one from scratch, I will love you forever! If you do write a story; I would love it if someone could write a story concerning Chris Halliwell and Harry Potter in a romantic relationship. I have no stipulations except for the story has to have a happy ending and not to put to much Angst into the story (I don't like crying very much!). I would also prefer for Harry to be the submissive in the relationship (in the bedroom anyway!). You would most likely have to change the time lines slightly since Chris was born in 2004 and Harry was born in 1980. There would be a 24 year age difference otherwise!! Although 'Phoenix Catcher' did not change their ages in 'Torn between Sides' and that worked very well. Hope you contact me soon. My favourite pairings; Harry Potter DracoHarry (Love it!) CedricHarry (Very recent though I still love them together!) (Love it!) CharlieHarry (Even more recent, and very few fics) JamesDraco (Time travel fic, only read one but it was brilliant- Back In Time by shadowglove) FenrirHarry (Got to love a strong, muscular dominant and a smaller, feisty submissive) (Love it!) SalazarHarry Almost-any-maleHarry (especially rare characters e.g. Cormac.M, Barty jr etc. and as long as they have a dominant feel to them e.g. no Collin.C) Naruto SasukeNaruto Twilight JacobEdward (Love it!) EdwardJacob Charmed WyattChris (I know it's incest, but they are so cute together! Though I do prefer the fics where they're not related.) (Love it!) Alex Rider YassenAlex Wolf(James)Alex(Cub) Danny Phantom DashDanny (Love it!) VladDanny Harry Potter & Charmed Crossover ChrisHarry (Though there are very few of this pairing! ToT) WyattHarry (Very few fics for this one also) Harry Potter & Naruto Crossover (See Naruto and Harry Potter) Harry Potter & Twilight Crossover JacobHarry (Love it!) EdwardHarry (Love it!) CharlieHarry EmmettHarry Harry Potter & X-Men (any of them) Crossover Logan(Wolverine)Harry (Love it!) Gambit(Remy)Harry Harry Potter & Pirates Of The Caribbean Crossover JackHarry HARRY MUST ALWAYS BOTTOM!! He doesn't suit anything else! (In my view anyway) Oh, I also like Harry smaller (about 5'5"-5'8") and longish hair (past shoulders-base of back). Basically petite or diminutive, or I suppose a typical manga/anime submissive. I know some don't like that, but we all are allowed our opinions on the matter, and that is what I like. AU/AR -- alternate universe/ alternate reality BD/SM -- bondage/ discipline/ sado-masochism B-MOD -- body modification (tattoos, scarification, etc) CANON -- follows original book plot D/S --dominance/submission EXHIB -- exhibitionism FEMSLASH -- female/ female relationship FET -- fetish FLUFF -- cute (much like a 'chick-flick' or in this case a 'chick-fic') HET -- male/female relationship INC -- incest LEMON -- sexual content (M and NC17) LIME -- mild sexual content (PG13) MPREG -- male pregnancy (Gotta love it!-Hey it is fiction after all!!) N/C or NONCON-- non consensual, forced sex, rape OC -- original character OOC -- out of character PREG -- female pregnancy PWP -- porn without plot (so what if it has no plot if our fave guys are getting it on coughdracoharrycough) S&M -- sadism/masochism SLASH -- male/male relationship (also known as 'YAOI'(usually focuses on sexual relationship) or 'Slash'(usually focuses on actual relationship)) SH -- sexual harassment SHOTA -- an older person attracted to someone underage TORT -- torture TOYS -- sexual toys VOY -- voyeurism (watching someone/being watched by someone during sex) VS -- vampire sex WD -- wet dream WIP -- work in progress If you... Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. (chooooooooocccooooooooooolaaaaaaaaaaate-yum!!) If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Can someone say HP fafiction?) If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. 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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile Put this in your profile if you didn't know theAlphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX. SakuraUmeTheDeadSheNinja, Sabaku no Kurai, MutantPaperClipWarrior,number1sasunaruffan, TheSkysCloud, DMHPsasunaru Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it; Controversial Issues: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all Or else I'm locked up, all day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is all dark, my folk aren’t at home When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight. I just heard a car, my daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I press myself against the wall. I try to hide, from his evil eyes I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words He says it’s my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at more, I finally get free And run to the door. He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken And my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!" I scream, but it’s now much to late His face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain, again and again O please God have mercy, O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionless. Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me And you can help, sickness me top the soul, If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be effected By this Poem, and because you are effected Do something about it! Si I'll ask you to do, is pass it on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! Girl:Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary. Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now please slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gives him a big hug) Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. I want to hope that I would. Though I hope I'm never placed in that position to find out for sure. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. Never tickle a sleeping Dragon This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force! Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't. Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that! It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!" That which doesn't kill you...will only try again. Those that say nothings impossable never tried to slam a revolving door. Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win. Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. When you’re right, no one remembers; when you’re wrong, no one forgets. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious! I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun” Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at school only wearing underwear during a fire drill.) I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it. (TOTALLY ME!!) Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE!! Quotes "War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel."- Machiavelli "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18." - Albert Einstein "Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind." -Rudyard Kipling "If at first you don't succeed...destroy all the evidence that you tried"- ? "I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way.which is really the WRONG way, only faster"- ? "I have not failed! I have just found 10,000 ways that doesn't work."-Thomas Edison 'What's the point of fanfiction if you can't screw around with a few things?!' - Phoenix Soar, on how gender-bending is totally acceptable (Me-also proves how MPREG is acceptable) Hi! Right I've been looking for a story that I read quite a while ago and unfortunately did not favourite (I don't even know if I alerted it). So I was hoping you could help; It's a Harry Potter & Twilight crossover with a EdwardHarry pairing. I believe it maybe Non-magic in the Hp universe. But I'm not one hundred per cent sure. Here's the gist of the story; Harry's was adopted by James and Lily Potter and when they decided to get a divorce, Harry decides to go to Forks to live with and get to know his biological Dad, Charlie Swan. I think Harry was conceived during a time in which Charlie and Renee(sp?) were seperated and before Bella was born (making Harry and Bella half-siblings but about the same age) Harry arrives at Forks a couple of days before Bella and they start school at the same time. It's also mentioned/hinted that James was dating severus Snape after the seperation/divorce Harry becomes friends with Jacob practically straight away (when he and his dad drop of Bella's truck) and later Harry becomes friends with Alice and Rosalie. They decide to be friends with Jacob even with his werewolf heritage (Jake is not yet a wolf) because Harry hates prejudices. In fact Harry quite likes to read vampire and werewolf homosexual romance books and becomes friends with a few OC's at Forks high who have the same interests. Harry overheres a conversation between Bella and her friend over the phone about how Edward is going to ask her out he decides that he will not persue an interest in Edward. The last chapter I read had Edward asking Charlie for his permission to ask Harry out after Bella had her car accident with the van in the school's student car park. I also believe Harry was going to Seattle (I think) with his friends for a weekend when the accident happened. I really hope you can help me find this story again, because although it was not completed (when last I read it) it was very good (from what I can remember) and it's been stuck in my head for quite a while. Thanks in advance and I hope I gave you enough information that it has jogged your memory. If you have any other suggestions for me to read I would also love to here them Thank you DMHPsasunaru signing of xx I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. | |||||||
1. By Fire Light » reviewsTwo teenagers, one with blond hair and the other with dark hair, have a secret passion for each other. But will they express this by fire light? You choose who they are; Draco and Harry or Sasuke and Naruto. SLASH. Innuendos. And absolutely NO PLOT!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-12-09 - Published: 6-20-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete