I Used to be known as DMHPsasunaru, but since I no longer really read either of those pairings (although I won't say no if a good story comes up) I decided to change my name to KurtFabulous. Because Kurt Hummel is fabulous. Enough said.
Right I suppose I'll tell you a bit about myself. I'm a 19 years of age, female and English.
I love Harry Potter, though canon has a lot of plot holes, so I much prefer to read Harry Potter fanfiction, with Harry as the submissive (in the bedroom atleast) in a homosexual relationship. I also love Harry Potter crossovers, mainly with Twilight, Charmed and of course Glee, though I won't say no to other crossovers.
Personally I see Harry as a Snake breeder or DADA teacher rather than a Auror. I would love to read a story about him aiming for that goal rather then the traditional Auror story. I have also decided Harry would be great as a nursery/reception teacher and work with small children, or maybe a social worker and help protect abused/neglected children (considering where he grew up).
I recently I have grown to LOVE Charmed & Harry Potter Crossovers with the pairing of ChrisHarry, though there are suprisingly little of that pairing out there. Can anybody recomend any? I have a couple (the only ones I could find) in my favourites, if anyone is interested in reading any--They're very good and well writen.
A New Life in San Francisco; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3104412/1/A_New_Life_in_San_Francisco
Torn Between Sides; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3632982/1/Torn_between_Sides
both by Phoenix Catcher
Harry Potter and A Seperate Destiny; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3454384/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Separate_Destiny
by Early-Frost, which at the moment is on hold until another of her stories is completed.
I adore Mpreg stories! The way I rationalise it is this is fanfiction, hence the 'FICTION'. And you can do whatever you like in fiction as it is not real (no matter how much I hope!). I've read a couple of stories where there are bearers or carriers in the world, whom are basically males that can carry children. Therefore in my mind Harry is a bearers/carriers and can carry his chosen guys children. Or in Harry Potter, a wizard has magical creature blood (Veela!!), or a potion or a spell which allows them to carry children. I know it is not realistic, but it is fiction and therefore is allowed to be unrealistic. (Adaption 04/01/10-- At the end of my profile I have a more realistic and solid reason for supporting MPREG, I hope you agree!)
I have a new favourite pairing! JesseKurt from Glee! There are only twenty-four stories (on my last count) so far for them, but hopefully there will be more soon. The Secret Agent's Booty Call is my fav out of these, though there are my other wonderful stories, there are just to many to name! Jesse is just so in character and I could actually see it happening. And Twisted Ingenue is a great writer as well. You should check the story out. Here is a quick link to the Fanfiction menu page for this pairing; http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Glee/10/0/1/1/0/42435/23376/0/0/1
Leave My Love Between The Stars is also a very good St.Hummel fic. It is on livejournal and is writen by. Here is the link; .
Another JesseKurt fic on livejournal is Those Who Run Seem to Have All the Fun by lovethisgeek, the link is;.
By the way if you find anymor St.Hummel fics, could you please tell me? They are very hard to find! (and I also have trouble navigating livejournal!)
A FinnKurt fic on Livejournal, it's brilliant! It's set in the summer before S2, so it is canon through S1. It's called "Summer 2010" and is in 4 parts. Here is the link;to the first part. I recommend reading it!
Android by Rice-Ball247, is an amazing DracoHarry oneshot, that I def. recomend. Draco is an Android, number D-MP003, and Harry's carer since he was 5 years old. I'll shut up now so I don't spoil it! But go check it out; you'll love it!
Okay, as you may have read, I have come to like Harry Potter/ Glee crossovers with a HarryKurt pairing. Yes that is right; HarryKurt Usually I don't like a story where Harry tops, but I also don't really like the idea of Kurt topping either. So on this one occasion, for this one pairing, I have decided that Harry shoud top Kurt. Hold On To The Night is a very good story about these two, it's by ImmortalRoseOfTheThorns, and I recomend reading it, you won't be dissapointed.
Hi profile viewers (as rare as you are)! I have some challenges for anyone who reads this;
Challenge Number 1;
As you have probably read above I have recently taken a liking to ChrisHarry (Charmed HarryPotter Crossover) fics. Unfortunately I have only found very few stories in this category and I would love to read more, so if you can recomend any or perhaps write one from scratch, I will love you forever!
If you do write a story;
I would love it if someone could write a story concerning Chris Halliwell and Harry Potter in a romantic relationship.
I have no stipulations except for the story has to have a happy ending and not to put to much Angst into the story (I don't like crying very much!). I would also prefer for Harry to be the bottom if there is any bedroom activities included.
You would most likely have to change the time lines slightly since Chris was born in 2004 and Harry was born in 1980. There would be a 24 year age difference otherwise!! Although 'Phoenix Catcher' did not change their ages in 'Torn between Sides' and that worked very well.
Hope you contact me soon.
My favourite pairings;
DracoHarry (Love it!)
CedricHarry (Love it!)
CharlieHarry (very few fics)
BillHarry (very few fics)
JamesDraco (Time travel fic, Back In Time by shadowglove)(Only Draco pairing I read other then DracoHarry)
FenrirHarry (Got to love a strong, muscular dominant and a smaller, feisty submissive) (Love it!)
RonHarry (A new fav, if you can recommend any I'd love to hear from you)
Almost-any-maleHarry (especially rare characters e.g. Cormac.M, Barty jr etc. and as long as they have a dominant feel to them e.g. no Collin.C)
WyattChris (I know it's incest, but they are so cute together! Though I do prefer the fics where they're not related.) (Love it!)
DashDanny (Love it!)
AdamKurt (Kadam for the win!!) (love it!)
Harry Potter & Charmed Crossover
ChrisHarry (Though there are very few of this pairing! ToT)
WyattHarry (Very few fics for this one also)
Harry Potter & Naruto Crossover
(See Naruto and Harry Potter)
Harry Potter & Twilight Crossover
JacobHarry (Love it!)
Harry Potter & X-Men (any of them) Crossover
Harry Potter & Pirates Of The Caribbean Crossover
Harry Potter & Glee Crossover
HarryKurt (love it!!) (These are sadly lacking)
HARRY MUST ALWAYS BOTTOM!! He doesn't suit anything else! (In my view anyway)
EXCEPTION; HARRY/KURT (SEE ABOVE IN PROFILE)
AU/AR -- alternate universe/ alternate reality
BD/SM -- bondage/ discipline/ sado-masochism
B-MOD -- body modification (tattoos, scarification, etc)
CANON -- follows original book plot
EXHIB -- exhibitionism
FEMSLASH -- female/ female relationship
FET -- fetish
FLUFF -- cute (much like a 'chick-flick' or in this case a 'chick-fic')
HET -- male/female relationship
INC -- incest
LEMON -- sexual content (M and NC17)
LIME -- mild sexual content (PG13)
MPREG -- male pregnancy (Gotta love it!-Hey it is fiction after all!! See reason For at bottom of profile)
N/C or NONCON-- non consensual, forced sex, rape
OC -- original character
OOC -- out of character
PREG -- female pregnancy
PWP -- porn without plot (so what if it has no plot if our fave guys are getting it on coughdracoharrycough)
S&M -- sadism/masochism
SLASH -- male/male relationship (also known as 'YAOI'(usually focuses on sexual relationship) or 'Slash'(usually focuses on actual relationship))
SH -- sexual harassment
SHOTA -- an older person attracted to someone underage
TORT -- torture
TOYS -- sexual toys
VOY -- voyeurism (watching someone/being watched by someone during sex)
VS -- vampire sex
WD -- wet dream
WIP -- work in progress
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made my dad so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all
Or else I'm locked up, all day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is all dark, my folk aren’t at home
When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.
I just heard a car, my daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I press myself against the wall.
I try to hide, from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me
And yells at more, I finally get free
And run to the door.
He's already locked it, and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall
I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken
And my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!" I scream, but it’s now much to late
His face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain, again and again
O please God have mercy, O please let it end!
And he finally stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionless.
Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany
I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me
And you can help, sickness me top the soul,
If you read this and don't pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be
one heartless person, to not be effected
By this Poem, and because you are effected
Do something about it! Si I'll ask you to do, is pass it on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Never tickle a sleeping Dragon
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"
That which doesn't kill you...will only try again.
Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.
Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much
Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
When you’re right, no one remembers; when you’re wrong, no one forgets.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!
I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at school only wearing underwear during a fire drill.)
I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it. (TOTALLY ME!!)
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE!! (Live by this)
"War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel."- Machiavelli
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18." - Albert Einstein
"If at first you don't succeed...destroy all the evidence that you tried"- ?
"I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way.which is really the WRONG way, only faster"- ?
"I have not failed! I have just found 10,000 ways that doesn't work."-Thomas Edison
'What's the point of fanfiction if you can't screw around with a few things?!' - Phoenix Soar, on how gender-bending is totally acceptable (Me-also proves how MPREG is acceptable)(Have new fav reason at bottom of profile!! Please read, it acctually makes sense!)
Hi! Right I've been looking for a story that I read quite a while ago and unfortunately did not favourite (I don't even know if I alerted it). So I was hoping you could help;
It's a Harry Potter & Twilight crossover with a EdwardHarry pairing.
I believe it maybe Non-magic in the Hp universe.
Here's the gist of the story;
Harry's was adopted by James and Lily Potter and when they decided to get a divorce, Harry decides to go to Forks to live with and get to know his biological Dad, Charlie Swan.
I think Harry was conceived during a time in which Charlie and Renee(sp?) were seperated and before Bella was born (making Harry and Bella half-siblings but about the same age)
Harry arrives at Forks a couple of days before Bella and they start school at the same time.
It's also mentioned/hinted that James was dating severus Snape after the seperation/divorce
Harry becomes friends with Jacob practically straight away (when he and his dad drop of Bella's truck) and later Harry becomes friends with Alice and Rosalie. They decide to be friends with Jacob even with his werewolf heritage (Jake is not yet a wolf) because Harry hates prejudices.
In fact Harry quite likes to read vampire and werewolf homosexual romance books and becomes friends with a few OC's at Forks high who have the same interests.
Harry overheres a conversation between Bella and her friend over the phone about how Edward is going to ask her out he decides that he will not persue an interest in Edward.
The last chapter I read had Edward asking Charlie for his permission to ask Harry out after Bella had her car accident with the van in the school's student car park.
I also believe Harry was going to Seattle (I think) with his friends for a weekend when the accident happened.
I really hope you can help me find this story again, because although it was not completed (when last I read it) it was very good (from what I can remember) and it's been stuck in my head for quite a while. Thanks in advance and I hope I gave you enough information that it has jogged your memory.
If you have any other suggestions for me to read I would also love to hear them
"The reason men have nipples is because their lactiferous ducts develop before testosterone enters the fetal picture. (Yes, we all start as females.) Men also possess a “leftover” uterus. It hangs off the prostate gland. We have a lot of useless body parts leftover from previous adventures in evolution. Wisdom teeth, the coccyx, the appendix, and in fact, body hair are all unnecessary remnants of our evolutionary past."
I read this in an Authors Note, in chapter 13, of phoenixluv's story, 'Cheating time, Unwilling fate' (which is very good by the way, it's a HarryLucius -though I pretend Harry's the sub since it doesn't go into detail in those scenes,(I don't like Dom!Harry!! As you've probably guessed if you've read my profile)). phoenixluv said that she read this on the internet and decided it was reason enough to include MPREG realistically into her story.
The way I see it, magic could make the '"leftover" uterus' useful and fully working, thus wizards could carry children. Or in a non-magical universe (whether it's Harry Potter or not) anomalies in the womb, or maybe something such as the X-Men's x-gene, could cause 'bearers' (male's with ability to carry children) to be born (I actually prefer this theory, it makes it more special, and Harry would obviously be a bearer).
If I could actually write good stories, I would ask phoenixluv for her permission to use it, since she discovered this fabulous bit of information. After all this bit of information, actually gives MPREG credit and a leg to stand on, apposed to my previously oft used 'It's Fanfiction, Get over it!!'
On another note, if anyone knows a good sub!Harry, MPREG story, with Harry being the one to carry the babies ,no matter the pairing (I'm pretty much open to any at this point), can you recommend them? The same with Kurt as well. Thanks in advance!!
KurtFabulous signing of xx
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