Howdy!

Welcome to my humble FanFiction.net profile! Whether you've come eagerly in search of a story, are checking for the upteenth time to see if I've updated, -COUGHunlikleyCOUGH-, or merely stumbled upon my profile by accident, I hope you find what you are searching for. Before you begin to sift through my stories, here is a brief overveiw of me:

Name:Frenchie-chan. Or just Frenchie, I'm not picky.

Age: This concerns you why?

Race: The 800 Free! (crickets)

Sex: No, thanks.

Height: Average, methinks.

Weight:That's none of your business.

Hair:Geez, I've never counted them all.

Eyes: Two of them.

Current Residence:Oh, just a tiny little hicktown that no one's ever heard of.

Zodiac Animal: Capricorn/Monkey (Chinese)

Religion:A loyal follower of Jesus Christ! Yay, Jesus!

Fandoms:

Fandoms? My Fandoms?! Oh my, There's quite a few...

FullMetal Alchemist, Phantom of the Opera, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Les Miserables, Harry Potter, Cats, Bleach, Pirates of the Caribbean, Tail of the Moon, DramaCon, Sweeney Todd, Eragon, (That movie was awful, wasn't it?) ...I'm sure there's loads more, but I'm too scatterbrained to think of them all right now. ;)

Note: I like well-written, original characters, but not Mary-Sues. Please people, learn to defrenciate between the two.

Note: While Slash pairings don't bother me, I usually stick to Het pairings.

Note: I love it when people review a story. It really means a great deal to the author when people think enough of their creation to leave a comment. I read each and every one of them and will try my best to respond to reviewers.

Note: You will notice that I have put the phrase 'Flames Welcome' at the end of everything I write. I put this, not because I love getting flamed, but because think everyone has a right to their own opinion. If you want to flame me, so be it. They will be used to make s'mores.

Hobbies:Writing, (duh.) Singing, (I'm a soprano!) Drawing, (even though I'm terrible.) Playing my flute, playing the piano, Competitive Swimming, (hence the '800 Free' reference ;) hanging out with my friends, musicals, anime/manga, frightening the people at Taco Bell, Studying other cultures, (I really want to visit England.)

In regard to my FullMetal Alchemist fic, "Abhorrence", I have a treat for my readers. Here's a link to a picture of what I imagine Alphonse to look like after the transutation. Warning: NOT for the squeamish. Here: http://thegoldfish.deviantart.com/art/Erik-10054477

http://fictionpress.com/~frenchiechan

Quoteable Quotes (and other little snippets worth remembering.)

"Let's make like hockey sticks and get the puck outta here!" -from Robot Chicken

"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND DIRTY WORDS" -YaoiCon email

"If you can't dazzle them with your wits...baffle them with your stupidity." -Unknown

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" -Unknown

"You know, the world's your lobster." -FullMetal~Chinchilla

"Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh." -Lady~Kazekage

"When life gives you lemons... READ THEM!" -Sheena Zelos

Thanks for paying me a visit!

God Bless,

Frenchie-chan

P.S. I would also like to take this opportunity to wish the Liverpool FC best of luck this season.