First off, I'm very, very, sorry for anyone that had to wait forever for this page to open. My favorites are a bit on the... astronomical side and it's causing my computer to slow everytime this page is opened.

My avatar art (Usopp) is (C) ~VadeG on deviantart. (Edited by me though)

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE~ THE EARTH SAYS HELLO~

To be frank, I'm lazy, rude to people who are rude to me, and am able to laugh in your huffy puffy face when you're angry. I'm on fanfiction to write when I'm bored, and although that happens allot, it's just, allot of the things I write in I haven't posted, or finished. My true joy is reading, and my 1000+ favorites can testify to that.

Current Obsession: !!ONE PIECE!! (It's been months! It still hasn't wound down!)

"I, FriggyEsquire (The author previously known as Dark Thorned Rose), have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC forum."

10/12/09:

This is just a quick update for anyone really interested in me. And my story progress, of course.

Despite my extremely intense obsession with One Piece at the moment, I find myself more and more into my 'Transcending Worlds' story. Scenes just keep popping up all over the place, and everything is in a big jumble. Well, not really, I'm just still too much into One Piece to concentrate on it. Did you know that I have favorited 300+ One Piece stories? It's scary. I think I need help.

As for my life, I have just started High School, and the first quarter is already over. 8-9 weeks just gone, that quickly. That's just a little strange to me. I'll be outa there in no time at this rate!

It would be amazing for me to have a laptop, though. I don't really like writing out stories on paper anymore, since anybody could grab the book and read it. Not everyone is into fanfiction, and when they ask me what I'm writing, things get a little akward for me, and I don't know why. But I digress, I really want a laptop because I seem to have so much time during school. I have to sit for 30 minutes outside of school waiting for a bus, my lunch hour lasts forever, and there are just times when I want to write. I couldn't get on fanfiction, seeing as it's restricted, but hey! I could work on my stuff so simply. It's so much easier for artists, you can have a sketchbook, and it be fine, but me? Nah, too much hassle to carry around a notebook to wirte. I suppose you could call me lazy.

Real Name: I'm not supposed to tell you .-. BUT I will give you my nickname of SEGA.

Gender: I am a girl and proud of it! Sometimes -nervous laugh- My friends are girls, but they act so much like guys I can't help but feel macho.

Favorite Bands: Evanescence, Linkin Park, Within Temptation, Metallica, Nightwish, t.A.T.u, Katy Perry, Shinedown, Akira Yamaoka, Sick Puppies, Hans Zimmer, Nickleback, 3 Doors Down, and many many random songs from random bands that are obscure and don't need to be said.

Favorite Shows: Forensic Files, Supernatural, House, Lost, Law and Order: SVU and CI, CSI: NY, Reba, and Paranormal State.

Favorite Anime/Manga in no particular order: ONE PIECE!! Full-Metal Alchemist, Death Note, Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, YuYuHakusho, Zatch Bell, Detective Conan, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Fruits Basket, Gunslinger Girl, Ouran High School Host Club, Fairy Tail, Shaman King, Emma, Othello, Parasyte.

Favorite Video games: Resident Evil, Phoenix Wright (AA, JFA, T&T, AJ), Haunting Ground, Clock Tower 3, Kingdom Hearts I and II, Final Fantasy X, X-2, VII (Original, Derge of Cerebrus and Crisis Core), Wild Arms (3 and 4), Silent Hill (1, 2, 3, 4,) and All the pokemon games.

Pairings and whatnot:

There are so many that I could go on forever, and I will! :D But the thing is I'm not limited to het or even couples. Yaoi, Yuri, Threesomes, Moresomes, I don't care, as long as it's well written, sweet, or raunchy when I'm in the mood, it's awesome.

One Piece: Usopp/Zoro/Sanji/Nami/Luffy (Or any mixture of them in couples), Franky/Robin, Robin/Zoro, Vivi/Luffy, Vivi/Nami, Kaku/Lucci, Kaku/Jyabura, Jyabura/Lucci, Kaku/Jyabura/Lucci, Ace/Luffy, Usopp/Kaya, Caimie/Luffy, Kidd/Law, Kidd/Usopp, Smoker/Usopp, Smoker/Tashigi, Zoro/Tashigi, Coby/Helmeppo, Zoro/Vivi, Sanji/Vivi

Shaman King: Yoh/Anna is my OTP for this series, they are trueblue destined lovers.

Full-Metal Alchemist: Edward/Winry, Alphonse/Winry, Ed/Rose, Ed/Noah, Alfonse/Noah, Edward/Alphonse, Roy/Hawkeye, Roy/Ed, RusselxEd

Fairy Tail: Lucy/Natsu

Ouran HSHC: Haruhi/Tamaki, Haruhi/Twins, Haruhi/Kuyoya, Haruhi/Mori, Haruhi/Kasanoda, Hikaru/Kaoru, Tamaki/Kuyoya

Resident Evil: Claire/Wesker, Jill/Chris, Claire/Steve, Alfred/Alexia, Rebecca/Billy, Leon/Ada, Leon/Claire, Claire/Chris.

Phoenix Wright: Trucy/Apollo, Phoenix/Maya, Phoenix/Mia, Gumshoe/Maggie, Gumshoe/Edgeworth, Edgeworth/Phoenix, Apollo/Vera, Mia/Diego

Wild Arms: Virginia/Jet, Gallows/Shane, Virginia/Janus

Final Fantasy: Cloud/Arieth, Cloud/Tifa, Reno/Yuffie, Yuffie/Vincent, Tidus/Yuna, Lulu/Wakka, Cid/Vincent

Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Kairi, Sora/Riku, Sora/Riku/Kairi, Ollette/Pence, Ollette/Pence/Hayner, Namine/Roxas, Axel/Roxas, Any Organization Member/Any other Organization Member.

Sailor Moon: Usagi/Mamoru, Ami/Makoto, Uranus/Neptune

Fruits Basket: Tohru/Kyo, Tohru/Yuki, Tohru/Yuki/Kyo, Shigure/Ayame/Hattori, Hattori/Tohru, Rin/Hatsuharu

Supernatural: Dean/Sam

Quotes:

"If we're going to trust someone, let's make sure they aren't an idiot." - 'Sotirios' A good friend of mine.

"Are you deranged?" - Ichigo; Bleach

"I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so!"

"Always remember, when a man sweeps you off your feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your ass."

"A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'That was freaking awesome!'

"It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me."

"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!"

If we go to school to learn, and learning is knowledge, and knowledge is power, and power is corruption, and corruption is crime, and crime isn't wanted in school, then why the heck do we go to school?

Before criticizing someone, you should walk a mile in there shoes. That way, when you criticize them you'll have their shoes and they are a mile away

Too bad you can't get a voodoo globe, and make the world spin really fast and freak everybody out. - Jack Handey

If the facts don't fit the theory, then change the facts. - Albert Einstein

If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the up button

Beer commercials usually have big men doing manly things: "You just killed a small animal, it's time for a light beer." Why not have realistic commercials like: "It's five o' clock in the morning. You just pissed in a dumpster. It's Miller time." - Robin Williams

If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's to much fraternizing with the enemy

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks' meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

"Don't eavesdrop on your son when he's talking to himself!" - Ichigo

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die of suffocation if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breath. If you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing their buts off, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a sliding glass door copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and past this onto your profile. (I would like to add that I would also stab, maim, disable and generally cause chaos to this person.)

If you believe that preps travel in packs, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt an undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it's a person or not, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are one of the five percent that isn't, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer for hours, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile.

STORY QUOTES

The Laughing Kitsune

"A word of advice," Shino whispered in the old mans ear, "Never piss off the psychopath." - Shino to Tazuna about Naruto

"Johnny was a chemist, a chemist he is no more, for what he thought was aech-two-oh, was aech-two-ess-oh-four!" - Naruto about sulfuric acid.

Begin chain quote

Bob: But all my friends are doing it!

Bob's mom: Well, if your friends jumped off of a building would you?"

Bob: "Yes, because there would be padding for when I landed!"

End chain quote

Begin chain quote

When your sad - I'll help you get drunk and plot revenge on the sorry bastard who made you sad

When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you

When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you stop whining.

When you are confused - I will use little words

When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until your well again, I don't want whatever you've got

When you fall - I will point at you and laugh at your clumsy ass

10 Best reasons Gay Marriage is wrong:

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

So far I am working on 5 projects, and I have more on the way. Here are the summaries/details/info on the five.

Trancending Worlds: Another Adoption, this time from Itoma the god of water.

Info: Crossover is InuyashaxKingdom Hearts, and the pairing is HeartlessAnsemxKagome.

Summary: The jewel is together again and Inuyasha and Kikyo are in hell. Kagome and Shippou are leaving to visit Kagome's time one day when dark creatures attack the village. When Shippou is taken away, Kagome will do anything to get him back.

CHAPTER 4 - After finishing the 6000 word chapter last time, I want to take a break. I have so much material ready, but a big fight scene is going to be in the next chapter, so I have to work on that.

His will to Protect Her: Very first FanFic, and my greatest achievement so far, with almost 100 reviews and over 6000 hits.

Info: This is a NarutoxYuYuHakusho crossover, and the only sure pairing so far is NarutoxHinata. So far 5 chaps. Takes place after Time-skip.

SUMMARY: Naruto is subjected to something in the Tsukuyomi that breaks him and the only thing that Kyuubi can think of is to take him somewhere far away from Konoha, so Naruto could keep his sanity. When his long time friend Hinata comes with him, will they be safe in this new world, or will they be drawn into a battle of Demons and Humans? I AM CONSIDERING REWRITING THE FIRST CHAPTERS TO HELP THE IDEAS COME.

CHAPTER 7 - Sorry, but the ideas for the next chapter just went ~WOOSH~ so I have to think it over for a long while before I keep going. Also, I have a subscription to Shonen Jump which means I'll be getting the 'Three Kings' Saga studied up and I have almost all of the chapters before collected. I have constant updates on Naruto, so don't worry about that.

Twisted Seas, Snowy Waters: Second FanFic, inspired by A Mothers Love by Lord of the land of fire. Crossover is DUNDUNDUN Pirates of the Caribbean :D

Info: Pairing is NarutoxHinata. Takes place after Naruto is born.

SUMMARY: What if Kushina hadn't died? What would Naruto's life be like while growing up, and what if he wasn't exactly raised in Konoha?

CHAPTER 3 - The chapter is almost done, but it seems a bit choppy to me. I don't want to put out a half-assed chapter, you guys deserve better.

The Guardian: Third FanFic

Info: Crossover is NarutoxInuyasha. Also most likely to be NarutoxHinata, unless I get a massive disagreement from my readers. Takes place when Naruto is two and AU Inuyasha some point after Hakudoshi's entrance.

SUMMARY: Kagome and what's left of her friends, are searching for solace and sanctuary from the one that betrayed them. Kagome came up with an idea. One that involves going across the oceans in the Feudal Era. When they reach the other side, what will be waiting for them in the land of Shinobi?

CHAPTER 3 - Done, just checking over a few more times.

Unforeseen Destiny: An adoption from Millie M. Banshee. The first 11 chapters are hers, and anything after is mine.

Info: Full Metal AlchemistxHarry Potter crossover. Pairing is EdxWinry, with a small twist. I'll try my best to keep the story going strong. The thing is, I'm so insecure about taking on such a big story.

Summary: Ed is in a new world were Magic has left alchemy in the dust. Will Ed be able to live up to his late father's reputation? What really happened to his father in the Magical world?

CHAPTER 14 - Very happy with how it is going, but it is still in the INFANT stages.