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(stands up) hi, my name is lise carew, and i spend waaaaay to much time on this site!
(rest of the meeting for ffnet addicts anon) hi, lise!

n'anyways...

i'm more the beta reader/most picky reviewer type than rabid storywriting fangirl. i love to correct your grammer, accuracy, ooc-ness, etc. of course, it hurts my soul to do so, but i've long since come to the conclusion that i am something of a masochist.

if i have left you a review that was less then complimentary, it was almost certainly for a reason. bad grammer, bad characterization, and bad plot developement are just that - very, very, very bad!

fandoms: harry potter (rw/hg, hp/gw, sb/rl -wah!!, hp/ss, ad/mg, sf/dt, and occaisionally hp/dm), lord of the rings (canon! all the way. lord elrond tells me so), pirates of the carribean (wt/cjs), silence of the lambs (h/c), labrynth (j/s), miles vorkosigan (m/ekatrin) (sigh... why has no one read these wonderful books????), and various others.

one of these days i'm gonna write a ppc fic on evelyn/alatariel... miss cam is a goddess, as are jay and acacia for starting the ppc!

violently -indeed- allergic to: marysues.

fav partner in crime: athena parthenos

me: "why did they even have to have elizabeth swann in the movie? her character, actor, all of it sucked."
damon the wonderboy: "what? the whole movie was motivated by keira knightly's boobs!"
ain't hollwood great?

"nine is the number,
nine is the number,
nine is the number,
lord elrond tells me so!"
yay miss cam!