queenofbitches
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since: 01-23-08, id: 1482235, Profile Updated: 03-27-09
country: Brunei Darussalam
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

1. Queenie, aka Demon Bitch from Hell, affectionally known as bish. Queenie love'z black nail polish. Red is soo passe.

2. Queenie loves chocolate chip ice cream and pink bunny slippers.

3. Queenie is a fan of Kung Fu Panda. ZOMG AWESOMENESS.

4. Queenie loves/hates her omfghotmanmeat of a boyfriend, Davey-licious.

5. Queenie doesn't really like working on her profile, because Queenie is brain-dead atm.

6. Queenie isn't very sure of the name 'Queenie', 'cuz it sounds so bossy and Queenie hates bossy.

7. Queenie ish DEH SOD'S LAW PERSONIFIED, 'cuz Queenie walks into traffic lights.

8. Queenie srsly, SRSLY wishes she has a gay friend. Because they're OMFG SO KEWL.

9. Queenie can play Debussy on the piano, though she doesn't really want to admit it. It might wreck Queenie's I'llFuckingScrewTheWorld punk rocker chick image.

10. Queenie doesn't really care much 'bout her image anyways, Queenie just wanna have fun.

11. Queenie thinks Gaara, Ulquiorra and Mistgun are all ZOMFGHOTTIES, and she will very willingly be their ZOMFGHOTTIE slave.

12. Queenie, sadly, can't be their ZOMFGHOTTIE slave, because Davey-licious might get jealous.

13. Queenie doesn't care anyway, 'cuz Davey-licious is like, so kawaii when he's jealous.

14. Queenie is starting to think that her profile has too much about her Davey-licious, and not enough about Queenie.

15. Queenie shall make the name 'Davey-licious' taboo from here on out. A girl can't be so obsessed about her boyfriend.

16. Queenie is not obsessed. Queenie is deh ZOMFGHOTTIES' slave, after all.

17. (Queenie srsly, srsly HATES homework.)

18. Queenie is secretly a Barbie- Fairytopia fan. Queenie has watched all da Barbie movies that eva existed. (Queenie would appreciate if you'd keep this quiet, though.)

19. Queenie, due to her abnormally high amount of chocolate intake, is frequently stalked/pursued by killer-blood-sucking-zombie mosquitoes.

19. Queenie's favorite Pokemon is Pichu. 'Cuz it's OMFG KAWAII!! PRESS B PRESS B!

20. Queenie. Hates. Housework.


1. I'm Not Flat Chested » reviews
Most men know well enough to stay away from Haruno Sakura and her infamous temper. Gaara, however, is not like most men. Well. You know what they say. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn'd. Gaara, unfortunately, is gonna learn this the hard way. Gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,037 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 11-16-08 - Published: 9-4-08 - Sakura H. & Gaara
2. Where Is Mr Scruffles? » reviews
Life as Gaara's sibling ain't all that easy. And Gaara isn't always the impassive don't-know-don't-care Kazekage. Who the hell is Mr. Scruffles? Collection of crackfics- Slight Gaasaku. Rated T for Gaara's... umm, extravagantly rude hand gestures.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 3-29-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete
3. In The Pink reviews
A rather personal clothing item of Sakura has escaped from her clothesline on an expedition... to Sabaku no Gaara's backyard. Things are gonna get awkward... Gaasaku Fluffycrack. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 2-29-08 - Sakura H. & Gaara - Complete
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