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Author has written 2 stories for X-overs, and Naruto. Name: Sable or Satan (depending on my mood) I am on here alot but don't actually write anything but crack fics in my head. unless forced to by kaila. friends: Cassie (Yaoi Maiko), Kaila (Nana or Kitty), Bree (Ferret), Cat (Kit Kat), Allie (Spaz), Kayleigh (Kay Kay) fav pairings: NaruSasu or SasuNaru KibaHina ShikaTem NaruHina KakaIru ItaSasu RoyEd HPSS HPDM HPLM HPRL HPTR HPLV SBSS RLSB RLLM RLSSLM RLSBSS SSHPLM SSDMHP DMBZ BZRW RWHG HPWH (charmed/HP crossover) HPCH (charmed/HP crossover) (most likely more but cant remember) THE WORLD'S BIGGEST IRONY! hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off. Some Quotes and Stuff off of my fav authors pages and other places: Man is the Product of his Thoughts; what he thinks, he becomes." Mahatma Gandhi "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." Mahatma Gandhi "You can't shake hands with a closed fist." Mahatma Gandhi "Be the change that you want to see in the world." Mahatma Gandhi "I will show you fear in a handful of dust." T.S.Elliot "If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?" T.S.Elliot "In my beginning is my end." T.S.Elliot "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S.Elliot "Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers." T.S.Elliot "The communication of the dead is tongued with fire beyond the language of the living." T.S.Elliot "The last temptation is the greatest treason: to do the right deed for the wrong reason." T.S.Elliot "The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first." T.S.Elliot "The most important thing for poets to do is to write as little as possible." T.S.Elliot "You are the music while the music lasts." T.S.Elliot "Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one." Friedrich Nietzsche "Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule." Friedrich Nietzsche “The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” Friedrich Nietzsche "Whoever battles monsters should take care not to become a monster too; for if you stare long enough into the Abyss, the Abyss stares also into you." Friedrich Nietzsche "Would those of you in cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry." John Lennon "Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." John Lennon "As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot." John Lennon "I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?" John Lennon "If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon "It was like being in the eye of a hurricane. You'd wake up in a concert and think, Wow, how did I get here?" John Lennon "I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying." Nelson Mandela "There is no easy walk to freedom anywhere." Nelson Mandela "Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend." Martin Luther King, Jr. "I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." Edgar Allan Poe "I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it." Edgar Allan Poe "Stupidity is a talent for misconception." Edgar Allan Poe "We loved with a love that was more than love." Edgar Allan Poe They say that time is the greatest teacher, but unfortunately... it kills all it's students Use your intellect to guide you, and you will end up putting people off. Rely on your emotions, and you will forever be pushed around. Force your will on others, and you will live in constant tension. There is no getting around it—people are hard to live with. There are two thing in life that you can never escape -death and taxes. If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" Kakashi from Naruto - A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. By John C. Maxwell Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. If you take the word 'Therapist' and capitalize the 'R', you get 'The Rapist'. Does anyone else find that slightly worrying, yet intriging? It is one thing to admit it to yourself, but it is entirely another when another person other than you confirms it; it just makes the whole thing even more valid, even more painful to deal with… From the story Eight Dragons and A Fox By Kage Ryuu Tenshi “To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.” “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.” – Oscar Wilde. “There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.” – Mark Twain. “I want nothing but death.” – Jane Austen. “No life that breathes with human breath has ever truly longed for death.” – Alfred, Lord Tennyson, ‘The Two Voices’. “What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.” – Richard Bach. It’s like saying ‘death is but the next great adventure’. “Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.” – Isaac Asimov. “Dying is easy, comedy is hard.”- George Bernard Shaw. “Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” – Carl Sagan. “I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.” – Emo Philips. (most awesome name ever) Remembrance. An action that could cause varied emotions. Happiness; to remember all those sweet times. Loneliness; to remember being alone. Determination; to prove them all wrong. And sadness; Because sometimes, those memories were only precious to you. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you If you have a personality conflict with your superior: he has the personality, you have the conflict If your IQ is high enough to make L and the people at Wammy's orphanage gulp, copy this onto your profile. age is an issue of mind over matter; if you don't mind, it doesn't matter? Mark Twain The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. John Steinbeck School: A Place Satan invented while High. (Satan: I dont remember this. Sable: that is because you were high. duh!) My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Sarcasm is one more service we offer. I hear voices and they don't like you Smile -- it confuses the enemy I'm not bossy. I just have better ideas. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree. "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!" When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Cheer up! the worst is yet to come. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He/she won't expect it back. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free! It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room temperature. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. The road to hell is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well meaning, and paved with their good intentions. Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway. The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a crib house whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh again. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal – From a headstone in Ireland. Thoughts on Gay Marriage! 1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... The differences betweens people who say they're ur friends, and people who ARE ur friends. FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters: 1) Severus 2) Draco 3) Harry 4) Lil’ Albus 5) Minerva 6) Lily 7) Lucius 8) Sirius 9) Remus 10) Flitwick 11) James 12) Grindy 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? 12) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? 13) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? 14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 15) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? 16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Never. 17) What is Six's super-secret kink? laughing insanely 18) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? 19) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? 20) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." Sounds like something I would write. Atleast sev ends up with harry! While remus is having an affair with harry’s son. XD crack! 21) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Prefer eight/nine. The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin! Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest." Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort. Take the most scientific Harry Potter Anime is a lot like sex. Done right it's a beautiful act of creation that brings a little light into the world. If it's sick and wrong... it's even better.--i found this somewhere. 93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?"" Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." copy this to your profile RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle. 1. What would you say about your boyfriend? Smack My B-tch Up (hahahahahaha! lucky i have never had a boyfriend) 2. What is the first thing you say in the morning? Johanna (Sweeny Todd is awesome but i dont say this.) 3. Your teacher is... This is Halloween (i could agree for some of them) 4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? Tourniquette (O.O no comment) 5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors? Forever Young (okay? hope not) 6. What would your Best Friend say about you? Kidnap the Sandy Claws (love this song) 7. How do you feel right now? I'm So Sick (O.O i am sick so that is scary) 8. What’s on your bedside table right now... Getting Away with Murder (so i have a murder weapon on my bedside table?) 9. What did you do when you woke up this morning? Crazy (?? i am always crazy) 10. When you open your wardrobe, you see... I Saw Red (hahahaha) 11. What did you say after you last attended a concert? What's This? (hahahaha) 12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called? Not Gonna Get Us (i could actually come up with a plot for that) 13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show. Hello (that would be interesting) 14. Your life's theme song? Smile Like You Mean It (interesting) 15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? Why Does It Always Rain on Me? (that would have been earlier) 16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be? Next Contestant (-.-) 17. Your motto is... Jane Fonda (hahahaha) 18. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy... Mountain (yes. i would buy a mountain. XD) 19. What did you dream about tonight? I Wanna Be a Bear (this is my dad's song so i have no idea what it is even about) 20. Any last words? Breaking the Habit (which habit?) Fav Parts of Some of my fav fics: Ashes to Ashes Dust to Dust The Dursleys are burning Smores are a must. -Deceptive Appearances,Harry says this when he finds out the dursleys house burned down with them in it. sev thinks he is saying a muggle prayer. XD “SHUT UP!”-Gaara “But Gaara, you love That 70's Show!”-temari “No, I love Tang. I love Neji. I don't love Th-”-Gaara “You love Neji!?”-Temari “You love me?”-Neji “Oh shit sticks.”-Gaara -The Voyage Across America, Temari and Tenten were singing the theme song to That 70's Show which resulted in this argument. “Where are you going?” Harry said. “To kill Vernon and Petunia Dursley,” Remus said. “Whoa,” Harry said, grabbing Remus by the arms, and dragging him back inside, “No killing the Dursley’s.” “Why not?” “Because that’s not nice?” Harry offered. -Death, Fate, Destiny, and Prophecy. Remus decided this after Harry didn’t remember his birthday was that day. “Fine,” Aeryn sighed. “You see those candies on the table?” “Yeah,” Harry replied, confused, not noticing that the entire Hall had gone quiet. “What shape are they?” “Ball-shaped.” “And who, do you think, required that every student eat some?” “Headmaster Dumbledore.” “What do you think it says about the Headmaster that he wants the Wizarding World to suck on ball-shaped candies?” -Shards of a Dreaming Mirror, this proves just how much of a perv i am considering i thought of it as soon as it said it was required for them to eat them. she was talking about dumbledore requiring everyone to eat lemon drops. if you dont get it,...how sad. you are too pure. WTF ARE YOU IN MY PROFILE THEN! IT WILL BURN YOU! “You can’t afford robes, but you buy Honeyduke’s best chocolate?” James asked Remus. Remus acted affronted, “I have my priorities, Prongs.” -Finding Harry Potter, they were reading the 3rd harry potter book and somehow remus always has chocolate yet has patched and frayed robes. i view chocolate as more important than clothes too. "Severus, why isn't Harry waking up?" Hermione asked fearfully. "Headmaster, why isn't he waking up!" Draco asked in the same voice. "Albus, he isn't waking up!" came the panicked Professor on the floor. Seamus had tears running down his face. "Headmaster, wake him up!" Ron clutched Hermione to him. "Please, sir. Wake him." -Ever After, I probably shouldnt have thought this part was funny since harry had just lost consciousness and would wake up but I couldnt help it. it sounds funny with them all saying that he wont wake up. After defeating one evil bastard, another evil bastard sent him to live with a whole tribe of vicious, evil bastards. Dan was shaking his head in disbelief, “My fourteen-year-old daughter wants to marry a Lord on his fourteenth birthday, a Lord who everyone wants to kill, control or idolise. As a result of this we now find ourselves in the front line of a war we knew nothing about, you may be knackered but I don’t think I’ll be getting any sleep tonight.” “Way to go mum!” joked Hermione. -Knowledge is Power, i am sure if you are on my profile, you can figure out what that is refering too. XD he also didnt get any sleep for the reason hermione was referring to. XD “Welcome to the Potter Institute of Sorcery and Spells,” Hermione laughed. Sirius looked to his oldest friend, “Remus what’s going on? Are these two taking the piss?” “No but every one else is!” -Knowledge is power, i just love this. if you take the first letter of the school, what do you spell? “For being so good to me and because I love you so much I will model what I’m wearing under this dress for you later.” “Is this something you bought in that underwear store today?” “I’m not wearing anything from that store under here.” “Oh, so what are you wearing?” “I’m not wearing anything!” ‘OH!” -knowledge is power, who knew hermione was so slutty... “Breathe child!” He leaned forward, rubbing circles in the boy’s back. “Harry you cannot do this!Forgetting to breathe every time you become upset is going to leave you with brain damage and me with heart failure very soon.I forbid you to scare me like this,” he said into the face that was quickly regaining some of its colour.“Do so again and you will be a very sorry young man, do you understand?” -Of Love, this reminds me of when i tell nana that she cant die. XD “You are truly and utterly evil.” “I will take that as a compliment.” “I didn’t mean it in any other way”, Carmilla said with a smile. “But what we are planning is torture, you know?” “No it’s not”, Alexander said. “A few seconds it’s not torture.” “You’re going to have it on you yourself”, Abel said. “Isn’t that a bit too painful?” “Nope!” the teen said cheerfully. “I’ve already been tortured with Crucio when I was fourteen, so this’ll be a piece of cake!” Abel and Carmilla stared at him and he continued: “It was an accident.” “Accident?” the half-vampire asked. “Are you crazy?” “No, that was when I was fifteen”, the raven-haired teen replied. -truth behind evil, i love this fic! harry is alexander and is a slyth and is voldie's brother from another mother and abel is alex's vampire lover kind-of in the future while carmilla is a crazy lesbian who ended up in azkaban when she killed the ppl who killed her lover. alex is nuts though. “Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with time. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.-unknown He, who fails to plan, plans to fail-proverb. -both of these quotes were in a fic that i cant remember right now but will figure out later. first was slyly making fun of sirius though. XD Most people in the class were completely terrified by either Fuji or Echizen. They were terrified by Fuji because he stared at Echizen with opened eyes and they were terrified by Echizen because he was able to ignore it. -the picture of a prince, i love this fic too! fuji is ryo-chan's stalker but ryo is too naive to figure it out. i think others are stalking him too. of the girl and guy variety. XD “Yes. Now, the cat is white, with patches of brown, and fluffy. He’s a Himalayan cat, and Echizen’s complaining ‘cause he needs to be brushed like, three times a day. So when you find him… brush him.” “Really? What a high maintenance cat.” “Well you’re a high maintenance person. Now find the cat.” -THE ROAD LESS TRAVELLED, this is a conversation between sananda and atobe. ryoma is supposed to be sponsored by atobe's company but during a photo shoot, ryo decides he has to leave since momo lost his cat. “And take those hands out of your pockets. And take off your hat!” “Is Echizen no longer allowed to wear his hat? I thought it was his thing.” “I’ll give you a thing.” “I bet you will,” Fuji said to Atobe, with a wink. -THE ROAD LESS TRAVELLED, fuji is such a perve. in later chapters he coerces tezuka, drunk ryo, supposedly drunk (not at all) atobe and sanada into a five-man orgy. he is the mega perve. XD Fuji smiled as he adjusted his camera for the next shoot. He was going to have fun with this one. 2 hot models together. 2 models he wanted. Together. Yummy. -Cafe, love this part! fuji is such a perve. with a camera. dangerous combination. Head of the International Organization of Unspeakables, British Sector -Love hurts, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER! I REMEMBERED THE IOU BS BUT COULDNT REMEMBER WHAT IT STOOD FOR! ARG! also if you dont get it. unspeakables arent allowed to talk about their jobs so if asked they say 'I owe you bull shit'. ‘Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!’ -love hurts, caffeine is a drug. a happy drug! also the sad part about the second one is that it is true. She should have a solution or at least know someone who knows someone who knows -Broken,mind,body and spirit:child , or someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows somebody who knows someone who has a sister that is best friends with somebody who is dating someone with a brother that has his elemental powers. XD If anyone even dared to look at Ryoma in a way Fuji deemed as not appropriate revenge came swiftly and cheerfully. -NampaBoys, i didnt think that was possible. how can revenge be cheerful? They came to a fork in the river. No really. Both boys swam to the surface to regain their breath. “Why is there a fork in the river?” “Be damned if I know.” -Youthful Monarch, i still dont know if they are talking about an eating utensil or like a fork that you can find in a river. Ryoma quickly put the shirt on to discover that the shirt reached his knees. “You’re awfully big, Broom.” Tezuka jerked to a stop. “You also have a very dirty mind.” Ryoma sat down on a mat that Tezuka pulled out. “Enter awkward silence.” -youthful monarch, i would say something like this. including the perverted part. “I guess that’s a good reason.” “Me too.” Inui shivered, “No matter how many times I read my data, there is no way that having a conversation like that is possible!” “I agree, Ryoma.” Most definitely.” “No, I’ll tell him.” Tezuka sat up from his lounging position next to Ryoma. “Inui, Ryoma and I have decided to name you Freakazoid.” Inui became blank and disintegrated into ash. “Impossible…” his voice wavered like a ghost’s. -youthful monarch, something inui cant even explain! A guard entered the room with some letters in his hand. “Are the Emperors here?” “No, they’re still making a baby.” “Syuusuke!” Fuji laughed, “Sorry, I just had to say that. But they are in their room.” The guard nodded and bowed before leaving. -youthful monarch. they were making a baby though! XD “Jacques, I want three omelets, one ham, two chickens, five apples- I love them-, a bowl full of grapes, three bowls of rice, two cups of water, three pitchers of grape juice, three pounds of bacon with strawberries on top, a cake with chocolate icing, six bowls of oatmeal, a pot of collard greens and creamed spinach mixed together mind you, ten turkey sandwiches- no scratch that- make it eight, three fish fillets, four lobsters, twelve crabs, whipped cream, and ONE cherry. Please,” Ryoma smiled innocently at Jacques. -youthful monarch, and you wonder why tezuka fakes being asleep when ryo is hungry. All i am going to say is read ch7 of youthful monarch following when teh babies start talking to eachother. LOVE IT! i fell out of my chair laughing. my ass hurts because of it. “I am a rescue circuit.” “What?” “You’ll figure it out sooner or later.” -My Dear Stalker, that sounded so random i love it. it actually has to do with the kanji of his name. Warnings: Fuji alone should be a warning. -UNDERWORLD:THE BAIT, this is actually a warning on a lot of her PoT fics. he is dangerous! “What did I tell you about going out with no weapons?” “Buchou, what are you talking about?” Ryoma asked innocently. “I had my daggers, a few shurikens, two poison darts, and…” “And?” Momo prompted. “I had my phone.” “How’s that a weapon?!” “Oh, it’s my Ultimate Weapon.” Ryoma grinned. “You see, the phone allows me to call certain people.” He smirked. “Especially one Fuji Syuuske.” Echizen Ryoma’s Ultimate Weapon = the Boyfriend. -Underworld:the bait, like i said. fuji is a warning in itself. “Oh god, I so do not have to know about Tezuka’s sex life.” Oishi muttered to himself. “I hope that they use protection. Sure, they’re boys, and boys can’t get pregnant, but- what if they can? I hope they know what they’re doing…..” -Twister, and he starts worrying about tezuka getting preggers. who would be the bottom actually. tezuka doesnt seem like a bottom but neither is atobe. -.- headache now. Hermione interrupted Harry’s answer by storming in looking furiously at Sirius, “Why the hell did you throw a bowl of jello?” “Now that one’s got brains,” Regulus remarked. “She probably keeps them in a fridge, otherwise they might rot,” Severus rationalized. Everyone spared him a worried –and slightly terrified- look, then Hermione turned back to glare full force at Sirius. “I was upset!” Sirius exclaimed indignantly. “So you threw a bowl of jello at your brother?” Remus questioned, giving Sirius a disappointed look. Sirius looked insulted, “I didn’t throw it at him! The jello just upset me at that time.” “The jello upset you?” Al asked disbelievingly. “It was green,” Sirius, answered in explanation. “Ohhhh,” James and Jay said in understanding. Everyone else, except Regulus, gaped at Sirius in astonishment. “I- I’m just going to go clean the jello up…” Hermione said weakly, before leaving the boys on their own again. The boys sat in silence as they waited, all of them to scared of the next bit of randomness that might burst from within one of them. -The Future through the past's eyes, i dont even think i have to explain why i found this funny. ‘He called her a CHIT! I’m going to kill him’ mike thought. ‘What the hell is a chit?’ Eric thought. -Angel of Dark, the funny thing is that i bet mike doesnt know what a chit is either. XD Ryoma glared. Fuji opened his eyes. Ryoma eyes widened. Fuji stuck out his lower lip. Ryoma backed away. Fuji let his eyes water. Ryoma submitted. DAMN IT ALL! Ryoma screamed internally. -The Wonders of PlayDoh, beware the fuji stare. I RHYMED! XD “You – the leader!? Argh! Now it feels like I am in a mental ward with a bunch of psychos! A religious madman, a leader that loves to beat small children, a plant with a split personality, a stitched bureaucrat, a carrot that turns people into puppets, one blue-faced piece of sushi, an explosion fan and two Uchihas for fuck’s sake! Oh my destroyed life!” -Life is a neverending battle, i love how the uchihas get a category by themselves as a reason it is an insane asylum. “Are you high on lemon drops, Albus?” he asked. “I thought Minerva would keep your hands away from them.” “Oh, I have a hidden stack,” Dumbledore said. “Don’t tell her that!” -Strength of a Child's Mind, sad but probably true. “Nee, Kuni-kun,” Ryoma bopped me on the head with his racket. Strange, seeing as he is a foot shorter than me. But of course, you never question Echizen Ryoma. Because then you get terrible grades in science and you have to explain just why you don’t think the law of gravity exists. -Blood Lust, also sad but true. No bad Syuusuke. I can’t change him just because I want to see how freaking sexy he’ll look after the change. Mainly because the change is freaking painful, but also because he looks crazy sexy right now, and I really don’t want to know how freaking sexy he’ll look after the change. Well, I want to know, but…you get the point. -Blood Lust, do it fuji! we all want to know! he is talking about changing ryo into a vamp in case you were confused. ‘EMERGENCY MEETING IN ATOBE’S MIND!!’ ‘TOPIC Ravish Ryoma Now!!” ‘FOR 70’ ‘AGAINTS 20’ ‘INDIFFRENT 10’ -Bathtime fiasco, my mind does this. not about ryo being covered in grape flavored jelly and being totally fuckable but it still does this. “Did that just-?” “Hai...” answered Kawamura. “And he just- ?” “Uh-huh nya..” said Kikumaru in shock. “So that means-?” “Fshuu... Yup...” answered Kaidoh blushing a bit. “That’s that then.” said Fuji smilling. The rest of the regulars nodded and exited the amusement park agreeing never to play Truth or Dare with Fuji again. -Truth or Dare, ryo and yuki kissed and freaked everyone but fuji out. he planned it all. i know it. "How are you able to handle four men?" Ryoma just smirked and left his older brother. "Mada mada dane, Ryoga." -Forfeit, Ryoga isnt up to Ryoma's level of handling men. XD "Moving on is not measure by how strong you are when it comes to ignoring the situation. When you are able to accept the verdict of destiny and still be able to smile, when you are able to whisk the pain away and face those who wounded you with forgiveness in your heart, then that is really moving on." -Will you still love me tomorrow, O.O NANJIROH SAID SOMETHING WISE! APOCALYPSE! also sad since he dies in this fic. “Potter, now you listen here! You’re going to get your firm... hot, really, really nice–" "Draco, dear, get your mind back on track," Harry steered helpfully. "Right, Potter you get your fucking arse into some leather pants – the black ones preferably with the silver snakes, because you know I look better in white – and you’re going to do this fucking photo shoot with me and I don’t want to hear another bloody word about it!” -Nothing Left To Hold, any questions why i love this part? "Ne who knew you were as powerful as cute"(Fuji) "..."(rest of regulars) -Side Affects, awkward situation. ryo has cancer in this one and he is still able to do his cyclone smash thing. fuji is his normal perve self. RYO DIES! so sad but fuji finds the cure for leukemia and names his son after ryo so its all good. i swear fuji cloned ryo as his kid. “I’ll kill the both of you!” He shouted. Cedric’s eyes widened as he pulled Viktor by the arm and began running. “Harry Cullen, apologize!” Esme demanded, but he wasn’t listening anymore. The younger boy was quickly chasing the two older seekers. “Viktor, run faster! He’s a lot quicker than I thought!” -A Light in the Dark, cedric and victor just told the cullens that harry was in love with luna. esme is harry's mom and the girls are his sisters. you can imagine their reactions. no one was hurt in the course of chase. “What did you bring home this time Gaara?” A woman asked walking up to the sleeping boy. “A vampire…” “WHAT THE FUCK! WHY DID YOU BRING A VAMPIRE HERE?” Kunkuro shouted. “He was beautiful.” Gaara replied. “Another beautiful thing! He’s a boy!” Temari shouted. “He was still beautiful.” Gaara said. -Forbidden Love, i love gaara! i also love their reactions. it seems like gaara does this type of thing alot. XD Harry was Harry, no matter if he were a vampire, werewolf or unicorn. Tonks looked at him strangely after that and he blamed it on the medicine. -Blood Prophecy, HARRY THE MAGICAL UNICORN! LETS GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN HARRY!! XD Sometimes Harry wondered if Voldemort attacked so the Slytherins wouldn't have to take exams. -Thicker than Blood, that would be amusing. “Maybe,” Albus agreed but did not look convinced. “Perhaps you should go to Madam Pomfrey for a check-up.” “Erm, no. I feel fine.” “You felt fine despite your magical exhaustion,” the man warned. “And you are a bit too thin.” “I’ve always been thin,” Astus tried to protest. The old man looked at him. The younger felt himself crumble at the stare. “Do I have to?” Astus finally asked. “She’s scary…” “The scarier she seems, the more she cares,” Albus said. “If I find her terrifying?” “Then she has already appointed herself as your new mother.” -Rewriting History, this cute and sadistic of poppy. love it. ”Mr. Luffy,” Tucker interrupted, making the man look at him. “Danny’s the same as we are.” ”Teenagers?” Luffy XIII retorted. ”Nope,” Sam denied. ”Hooligan?” ”Of course not!” ”The kind of guy who eats too much leek?” ”VAMPIRE!!” The three teenagers yelled in unison. The barkeeper looked at them for a while and then titled his head. ”Oh,” he finally said in a understanding manner. “Then welcome to our society!” he turned around, took something from his cabinet. -Eclipse, i love this guy. especially the leeks part. kyo would hate him. XD “Hold on, Ryoma. Where are you two going?” Nanjiro questioned. “Out.” “Where?” “Out.” “Out where?” The younger boy pulled his arm up and pointed out the open door. “Out there.” -The Fallen Prince, i would soooo do this! XD And again Tezuka smiled. The Apocalypse is coming. -A special kind of love, this should be one of the signs of the apocalypse. XD “Bird calling the mouse cat food.” -beacon, i am going to say this from now on. tis awesome. Sweat poured down my bare back, my muscles were aching. My breathe was heavy, the soft mat under me provided no distraction. Vlad eyes bore into mine, his breathing labored as well. This momentary rest was nothing. I was sure, in seconds, we'd be back at it again. Yep, we were training. -Adversus Adverto, i was like "THEY FINALLY DID IT!" and then nada. majorly p'oed “You spent 2,000 dollars in one day?” he asked flatly. My eyes widened in shock. “Two thousand dollars!” I yelped, gapping. “You didn't even count it?” he looked at me dumbfounded. “Well that was a lot of twenties and I'm not that good at math...” -Adversus Adverto, dude just needs to know how to count 2's to count 20's. -.- whateve. So he sucks chakra out of his opponents huh? I wonder if he can shrivel a person up that way…hmm let’s see now…’ “Oi, Akado Yoroi, I’ll give you ¥5,000 if you suck him dry!” Naruto yelled down to the fighting duo. Everyone stopped and stared at the blond before the two down on the field blushed furiously…as well as everyone else. “What,” Naruto asked with a frown before it clicked. “Oh, you guys are sick perverts.” -To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic, honestly how many would be thinking something dirty if naruto hadnt of been thinking that before? now how many still thought dirty things? XD Hermione’s about to pull a wicked witch on us and somebody’s going to feel as if a house just dropped on them. -More important Things, i just love this line. harry said this while they were on a mission and hermione shot ron's nuts off with her pistol right afterwards. gotta love it. “We were gone one hour,” Voldemort said. “Yes.” “One hour.” “Yes…” “In one hour, suddenly the amount of brats in my home grew from one to around twenty.” “… Yes.” “Bloody hell.” “I guess that is one way you could put it,” Lucius agreed. -A Different Life, Erus is having a birthday party and he has a rather extensive guest list. XD they also had draco's panther chasing people around the house. “You like the television, don’t you?” Harry asked, looking up. He was almost at the end of the book, having been reading it for a month solid. Evan looked down at the boy with a small smirk. “Television has brought back murder into the home, where it belongs,” 3 he said at last. Harry merely stared at him blankly. “It was a joke.” “I know,” Harry said, frowning, “I was trying to decide why you thought it was funny.” -Butterfly, what he says is actually a quote from someone that i cant remember right now. it probably said it at the bottom but i hate reading AN at 2AM. you wouldnt think that harry is only 6, would you? And we can do with it whatever we want, just like the non-magicals use the internet. The MCs have a keyboard, and a screen, and now they can exchange data.” Maya nodded, then glanced at Hermione, and grinned. “So fifty percent will be utter trash, and the other fifty percent will be porn?” -Mahou mo Ken, sad but true...again. I remembered a fight they had once. The two hadn't even said a word. They stared at each other for about five minutes until Mika-Zuki, a hyper fanatic, off the was personality, looked away hurt. I could literally see Gaara melt as he grabbed Mika-Zuki's cheek and kissed her passionately and apologetically on the lips. -Life's little ways, they fought and made up without saying anything. that is freaking awesome! “YOU LEFT PORN OUT FOR THE POOR INNOCENT CHIBIS TO FIND!” Iruka yelled. “Icha Icha Fun!” Lee cheered, making Iruka’s face scrunch up. Kakashi might have thought it cute had it not been in anger at him. “YOU LET LEE READ THE PORN!” Suddenly, Chibis on sugar high didn’t seem to be the scariest thing he had ever faced. Shit. And since when did Iruka know an S-rank Torture jutsu. Double shit. Kakashi turned tail and ran. -Chibified Chaos, you should be glad that you are still alive. “You were there the whole time, weren't you?” she asked, already knowing the answer. They shrugged uncomfortably, feeling slightly like stalkers but unwilling to admit it. Pretty Kitty, harry is a cat-boy and dating both twins. they have a tendency to follow harry. they are stalkers. Ron nodded enthusiastically. “It was weird, though... Malfoy didn’t put up much of a fight, not like you’d expect him to. He practically laid down and begged me to tie him up.” Pretty Kitty, anyone else get really bad thoughts from reading that. XD BONDAGE BABAY! Sectumsempra- The spell that Harry cast on Draco in book six. Or known to most as the spell that caused Harry to cling onto Draco and every fan girl in the world to momentarily die. -Falling in Love with the Golden Boy, so true. although he didnt cling to him in the movie and made my heart sad. Draco smiled, “Yes, I’ll do anything you want me to do!” “Jump off a bridge?” Jade asked curiously. Draco blinked, “Why’d you want me to do something like that?” “I don’t,” Jaden said. “Daddy always asks when I say I was doing what everyone wanted me to do, if I would jump off a bridge if everyone else was doing it.” Harry smirked. “Let’s go home.” “Home!” Jaden yelled happily only to stop and look back at Harry and Draco. “Which home?” -Forever Lovers, i say stuff like that and that is a very good question considering draco and harry dont live in the same place. mini-Merlins -The Savior and the Scourge, Spike calls the students this when he is forced to be the defense teacher at hogwarts. he doesnt mind so much after he finds out that harry is his mate. "How heavy is a polar bear? He received a blank look. "...How...heavy...?" Jacob smiled sweetly as he registered the sound of Harry's voice into his memory, to be repeated over and over in his mind for the near future. "Heavy enough the break the ice! Hi, my name is Jacob Black. -Harry:Imprinted,this is so retarded that it actually worked. “I’m going to go find someone to maim. I’ll be back.” Menage a Trois, this is on AFF.net. sev and draco just found out about harry's life at the dursleys. they are his doms so they are pissed! “Harry, you are so adorable.” “I’m actually SEXY and MASCULINE, thank you. I’m not adorable.” He pouted. Adorably. “Draco, Harry is not adorable.” “Thank you, Sev.” “He’s CUTE.” “HEY!!” -Menage a Trois, poor harry. to cute for his own good. (harry: I'M NOT CUTE! sable: right. you are adorable! harry: HEY! dragged off by sev and dray.) This enemy had been around for millenia, and existed or had existed, or would exist in every single human on the planet. It was fixed into their bodies, and though was quite often an ally when growing up, would prove to be a great nuisance to the twins as they went about their lives. Yes. Harry and Selena now had to deal with hormones. -Shadow Siblings, hahahahaha. they are the most powerful people in the world but are taken out by hormones. “Oh, God, I found it,” cried Blaise. “This potion is so illegal you can be sentenced to a Dementor’s Kiss for brewing it.” Hermione she read over the ingredients and its usage. “Banned in 1877 as the main ingredient is... holy crickets!” Her cheeks flushed deeply as she scanned over the words. “I wonder how Snape got samples for this potion.” “I know how,” said Blaise, grinning cheekily. Remus pretended not to hear. Hermione shook her head in disbelief at the text. “We have to drink ‘essence stolen from a virgin’?” -Delusions of Grandeur, i love what blaise said even if it kind of disturbed me at the time. Hermione reached under her skirt and pulled out a foot longer! …Knife. A foot long knife. Harry stared and demanded, “How the hell did that fit up there?” “A regulation Hogwarts skirt goes from waist to knee, which in my case is exactly 21 inches, more than enough room to hide a knife of this size,” Hermione replied, “but of course, it’s simply not practical for me to carry this on my person at all times, so I created a portal—” “There’s a magical portal up your skirt?!” Harry demanded, staring at Hermione in a completely new way. “There’s a magic portal up every girl’s skirt,” Hermione replied smugly. “This is like the scariest sex ed class I’ve never had,” Harry declared, looking suitably freaked out. Oswald, of course, was no less freaked out. -Oswald the Ottoman, this freaked me out. background info: harry turned voldemort into an ottoman that they named oswald. oswald is in love with harry's new trunk and keeps stealing nev's plants to give to the trunk. Good evening boys and girls, all the ladies and the gents, I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, the Hat that’s eloquent. I decide which Hogwarts House you really do belong in As when you come and try me on I go looking through your noggin. Mayhap you’ll be in Gryffindor, and have fine escapades, Or end up in Ravenclaw and receive academic accolades. You could be a Hufflepuff, and wracked by indecision Or perhaps you’ll be in Slytherin, and so end up in prison. I decide where you ought to be, so sit down and close your eyes: You have never met a Hat like me, so come and try me on for size. Gryffindors are brave but rash, and think that Quidditch is divine, But they have such a narrow outlook and in class they come behind. For the average noble Gryffindor, all things are black and white And also tend to be out of mind as soon as they’re out of sight. Ravenclaws are intelligent and brilliantly academic And feel that outside of their House stupidity is endemic. They tend to be averse to action – instead they are all vision, And have yet to learn there is a difference between cleverness and wisdom. Hufflepuff, poor Hufflepuff, so steady and so loyal Whose most distinctive characteristic is that they’re unafraid of toil. (Mind you, they have to be, they’re such mediocre students – Although this can be said for them, they always act with prudence.) Last but not least there’s Slytherin, unscrupulous and political, Where intelligence and cunning are absolutely critical. Never turn your back on them, for they’re infinitely ambitious, And if there’s Dark things happening, their mere existence is suspicious. So now you know a little about the Houses where you’ll go; Just come along! Be Sorted! – it’s inevitable, you know. And don’t think that you can help decide in which House your life you’ll spend; Only Professor Potter managed that, and he was sorry in the end! So just relax, don’t worry, I swear it won’t take long: It will also be less painful than this endless, pointless song. -Professor Potter's Sorting Hat Song, apparently the teacher's compose the song and not the hat. this was harry's version. XD “I’m not like my father, Harry.” Draco replied “Really, to me you seem to be the spitting image.” “Actually, I’m more like my mother.” “What, more into dick?” “Very funny Harry. Though true.” “That’s kinda hot.” “WHAT?” Draco asked choking on his saliva. Harry just laughed and continued to be measured by Madam Malkin who was grinning. -Freedom, harry is a perve. draco should get used to it. i love how madam malkin is grinning. “Hermione? Come on, just touch my python, I swear he’s really nice.” -Dance!, O.O BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG! that were actually talking about harry's pet snake. I HAVE REACHED OVER 2000 FAVS! IF YOU WANT AN AWESOME YAOI FIC THEN LOOK ON THERE! SOME HET FICS TOO! I READ TO MUCH! I HAVE NO LIFE! XD | |||||||
